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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fb...
iridescent area giraffe
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
flatulent tattoo
  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
iridescent area giraffe
  04/14/22
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mind-boggling cordovan stain public bath
  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
motley organic girlfriend native
  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
iridescent area giraffe
  04/14/22
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motley organic girlfriend native
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
bronze mad-dog skullcap
  04/14/22
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fuchsia effete range gaping
  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
Saffron wonderful electric furnace
  04/27/24
lol
potluck
  07/23/26
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iridescent area giraffe
  04/28/22
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iridescent area giraffe
  07/04/23
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fuchsia effete range gaping
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
concupiscible school
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
curious irate temple karate
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
iridescent area giraffe
  04/27/24
?
curious irate temple karate
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
iridescent area giraffe
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
curious irate temple karate
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
iridescent area giraffe
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
curious irate temple karate
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
ivory beta cumskin
  04/27/24
Georgia?
curious irate temple karate
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
ivory beta cumskin
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
Supple Rough-skinned Halford Locus
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
hilarious red piazza
  10/14/24
Dat Lake Forest
wild ticket booth
  04/24/26
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impertinent theatre
  04/27/24
180
Appetizing indecent location
  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
Saffron wonderful electric furnace
  04/27/24
Honk honk
Appetizing indecent location
  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
ivory beta cumskin
  04/27/24
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big-titted sapphire box office death wish
  04/27/24
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impertinent theatre
  10/08/24
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bright volcanic crater chapel
  10/08/24
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Cobalt trailer park
  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
Cracking Azure Laser Beams National Security Agency
  06/06/24
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Out-of-control Medicated Kitty Cat
  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
Jet-lagged Hot Office
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
beady-eyed boiling water
  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
Jet-lagged Hot Office
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
beady-eyed boiling water
  06/06/24
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Brass Striped Hyena
  04/24/26
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bright volcanic crater chapel
  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
iridescent area giraffe
  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
iridescent area giraffe
  09/14/25
...
zombie-like cheese-eating dilemma mother
  03/31/26
flame?
pontificating duck-like scourge upon the earth home
  04/01/26
This was 100% not flame
iridescent area giraffe
  04/24/26
How long will he be locked up?
Costumed hissy fit set
  04/24/26
trump will pardon him
Orchid cuckoldry
  04/24/26
If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.
Costumed hissy fit set
  04/24/26
actually not fIame
180 olive kitchen pocket flask
  04/24/26
...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/22/26
I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept ...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from th...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I do...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
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potluck
  07/23/26
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Brass Striped Hyena
  04/25/26
"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De...
going pumo irl
  07/23/26
RIP
gaetan dugas
  07/23/26


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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: iridescent area giraffe

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: flatulent tattoo

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: iridescent area giraffe

Did this guy play college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: mind-boggling cordovan stain public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#48176067)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: motley organic girlfriend native

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: iridescent area giraffe

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: motley organic girlfriend native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: bronze mad-dog skullcap

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: fuchsia effete range gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47724566)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Saffron wonderful electric furnace

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613739)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: potluck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#50020950)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: iridescent area giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#44418035)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: iridescent area giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: fuchsia effete range gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: concupiscible school

whoever that is, sad outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: curious irate temple karate

LJL at MDH being 41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: iridescent area giraffe

This was 100% MDH by the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: curious irate temple karate

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: iridescent area giraffe

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: curious irate temple karate

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: iridescent area giraffe

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: curious irate temple karate

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: ivory beta cumskin

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: curious irate temple karate

Georgia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: ivory beta cumskin

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Supple Rough-skinned Halford Locus

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: hilarious red piazza

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#48198616)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: wild ticket booth

Dat Lake Forest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#49840452)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: impertinent theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613788)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: Appetizing indecent location

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613801)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: Saffron wonderful electric furnace

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

****

lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Appetizing indecent location

Honk honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: ivory beta cumskin

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: big-titted sapphire box office death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: impertinent theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: bright volcanic crater chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: Cobalt trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#48344700)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: Cracking Azure Laser Beams National Security Agency

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: Out-of-control Medicated Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Hot Office

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: beady-eyed boiling water

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Hot Office

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: beady-eyed boiling water

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47724661)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Brass Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#49840473)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: bright volcanic crater chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: iridescent area giraffe

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: iridescent area giraffe

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: zombie-like cheese-eating dilemma mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#49784228)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: pontificating duck-like scourge upon the earth home

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#49785594)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: iridescent area giraffe

This was 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#49840109)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Costumed hissy fit set

How long will he be locked up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#49840468)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Orchid cuckoldry

trump will pardon him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#49840478)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Costumed hissy fit set

If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#49840482)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: 180 olive kitchen pocket flask

actually not fIame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#49840464)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#50018265)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept reading it all I could think was oh shit this is definitely MDH. And it was him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#50020645)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from this thread, but i wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#50020842)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I don’t need any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#50020851)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda like shortporch, i don't think we ever got full confirmation of that, but he was the prof who got kilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#50020858)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#50020951)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: Brass Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#49841414)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: going pumo irl

"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables but his note confused the teller, who “glanced at the note and, without realizing its true meaning, asked (Honaker) to fill out a withdrawal slip first because she needed an account number.” Honaker complied and wrote on the withdrawal slip, “read the note,” which asked for all $100s, $50s and $20s. The teller told Honaker, “The bank kept its cash in counting machines” so she couldn’t give him what he wanted, the complaint said. He left."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#50020953)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#50021007)