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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fb...
useless opaque giraffe
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
Violent Lemon Prole Factory Reset Button
  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
useless opaque giraffe
  04/14/22
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Beta Beady-eyed Hissy Fit
  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
misanthropic fishy public bath
  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
useless opaque giraffe
  04/14/22
...
misanthropic fishy public bath
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
brilliant vengeful national alpha
  04/14/22
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Sable death wish
  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
Zippy embarrassed to the bone regret
  04/27/24
lol
potluck
  07/23/26
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useless opaque giraffe
  04/28/22
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useless opaque giraffe
  07/04/23
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Sable death wish
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
concupiscible twinkling uncleanness
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
Rusted vivacious voyeur office
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
useless opaque giraffe
  04/27/24
?
Rusted vivacious voyeur office
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
useless opaque giraffe
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
Rusted vivacious voyeur office
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
useless opaque giraffe
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
Rusted vivacious voyeur office
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
Supple Parlour Marketing Idea
  04/27/24
Georgia?
Rusted vivacious voyeur office
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
Supple Parlour Marketing Idea
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
Disturbing trust fund temple
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
Heady Spruce Stage Circlehead
  10/14/24
Dat Lake Forest
adventurous set
  04/24/26
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Well-lubricated Carmine Address
  04/27/24
180
Razzmatazz theater stage main people
  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
Zippy embarrassed to the bone regret
  04/27/24
Honk honk
Razzmatazz theater stage main people
  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
Supple Parlour Marketing Idea
  04/27/24
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arrogant glittery sanctuary
  04/27/24
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Well-lubricated Carmine Address
  10/08/24
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big-titted floppy nibblets
  10/08/24
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comical deranged theatre
  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
Trip mental disorder
  06/06/24
...
blue native
  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
frum spectacular whorehouse codepig
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
Light theater cuckoldry
  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
frum spectacular whorehouse codepig
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
Light theater cuckoldry
  06/06/24
...
provocative bawdyhouse deer antler
  04/24/26
...
big-titted floppy nibblets
  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
useless opaque giraffe
  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
useless opaque giraffe
  09/14/25
...
Cruel-hearted crackhouse
  03/31/26
flame?
Stimulating orchid dilemma clown
  04/01/26
This was 100% not flame
useless opaque giraffe
  04/24/26
How long will he be locked up?
Abnormal Faggot Firefighter
  04/24/26
trump will pardon him
Alcoholic Ruby Affirmative Action
  04/24/26
If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.
Abnormal Faggot Firefighter
  04/24/26
actually not fIame
cocky maroon shrine
  04/24/26
...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/22/26
I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept ...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from th...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I do...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
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potluck
  07/23/26
...
provocative bawdyhouse deer antler
  04/25/26
"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De...
going pumo irl
  07/23/26
RIP
gaetan dugas
  07/23/26


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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: useless opaque giraffe

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: Violent Lemon Prole Factory Reset Button

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: useless opaque giraffe

Did this guy play college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: Beta Beady-eyed Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#48176067)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: misanthropic fishy public bath

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: useless opaque giraffe

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: misanthropic fishy public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: brilliant vengeful national alpha

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: Sable death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47724566)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Zippy embarrassed to the bone regret

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613739)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: potluck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#50020950)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: useless opaque giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#44418035)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: useless opaque giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: Sable death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: concupiscible twinkling uncleanness

whoever that is, sad outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Rusted vivacious voyeur office

LJL at MDH being 41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: useless opaque giraffe

This was 100% MDH by the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: Rusted vivacious voyeur office

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: useless opaque giraffe

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: Rusted vivacious voyeur office

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: useless opaque giraffe

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Rusted vivacious voyeur office

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: Supple Parlour Marketing Idea

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Rusted vivacious voyeur office

Georgia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: Supple Parlour Marketing Idea

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Disturbing trust fund temple

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: Heady Spruce Stage Circlehead

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#48198616)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: adventurous set

Dat Lake Forest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#49840452)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Carmine Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613788)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: Razzmatazz theater stage main people

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613801)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: Zippy embarrassed to the bone regret

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

****

lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Razzmatazz theater stage main people

Honk honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: Supple Parlour Marketing Idea

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: arrogant glittery sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Carmine Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: big-titted floppy nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: comical deranged theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#48344700)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: Trip mental disorder

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: blue native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: frum spectacular whorehouse codepig

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: Light theater cuckoldry

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: frum spectacular whorehouse codepig

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: Light theater cuckoldry

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#47724661)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: provocative bawdyhouse deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#49840473)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: big-titted floppy nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: useless opaque giraffe

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: useless opaque giraffe

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#49784228)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Stimulating orchid dilemma clown

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#49785594)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: useless opaque giraffe

This was 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#49840109)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Abnormal Faggot Firefighter

How long will he be locked up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#49840468)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Alcoholic Ruby Affirmative Action

trump will pardon him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#49840478)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Abnormal Faggot Firefighter

If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#49840482)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: cocky maroon shrine

actually not fIame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#49840464)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#50018265)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept reading it all I could think was oh shit this is definitely MDH. And it was him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#50020645)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from this thread, but i wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#50020842)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I don’t need any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#50020851)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda like shortporch, i don't think we ever got full confirmation of that, but he was the prof who got kilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#50020858)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#50020951)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: provocative bawdyhouse deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#49841414)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: going pumo irl

"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables but his note confused the teller, who “glanced at the note and, without realizing its true meaning, asked (Honaker) to fill out a withdrawal slip first because she needed an account number.” Honaker complied and wrote on the withdrawal slip, “read the note,” which asked for all $100s, $50s and $20s. The teller told Honaker, “The bank kept its cash in counting machines” so she couldn’t give him what he wanted, the complaint said. He left."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#50020953)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2̃#50021007)