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Borderline catfishing a girl but I'm really falling in love. Need advice
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:46 AM Author: fragrant stage I made a fake tinder account with a picture of a great looking guy. I did my homework before hand and bought a burner phone and made sure I had thousands of pictures of the guy for texting purposes.
I made him perfect. 6'4, handsome, former athlete now I Banker with an inheritance.
I matched with this gorgeous 180 chick who is funny, great job and a complete subjective 10. Weve been texting for a month and talking on the phone. We exchange pictures and talk for hours. I used the excuse that I can't meet up until August because I'm away in Europe but I want to come back before she goes back to college and meet up. She's a Sr and we're planning on getting married.
I'm an idiot because I'm nothing that this guy is. I'm fat, bald, 26 yet look 50 thanks to my shitty weight genetics. George Constanza looks like George Clooney compared to me. I'm a lawyer in a quarter million debt working for a NYC shyster making $40k a year. I'm short and legitimately ugly.
Should I even meet this girl? I set the meet up date so far out because I figured I would work on self improvement and be like that guy but I can't look like him by August. Should I meet up with her and tell her the truth but convince her that I *am* that guy who talked to her on the phone for all those hours. |
Date: July 16th, 2016 10:47 AM Author: green police squad dilemma get in touch with the guy whose photos you used, explain the situation, offer him the girl for $5,000. if he takes it, great. if not, walk away from the whole thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#30943615) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:21 PM Author: bearded mother You are a genius (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#30944506) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:48 AM Author: claret hospital community account hopefully flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#30943618) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:50 AM Author: fragrant stage What would you do? You seem like the king of online dating apps. I'm really interested in this girl and it kills me everyday that I wake up to her texts. I'm stressed as fuck and forgoing actual opportunities because I want to make this work. She also claims to have dated tinder bc she wants me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#30943630) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:55 AM Author: claret hospital community account Why would you set up a fake profile. I used dating apps for short term PnD situations where you meet the girl that day or within 1-2. I don't see how you think this will end well for you. If you meet up it's going to be a disaster because you're not the guy in your pictures and have been wasting her time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#30943645) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:59 AM Author: fragrant stage I'm the guy on the phone though. I'm the guy who set up the profile, sent her flowers, sent her sweet comments all day, got her over her ex, got her to cancel her tinder subscription. I know to dufus looking guys like you, it's about family money. But some girls care about personality. There are tons of good looking guys on tinder but I won this girl over with my sweetness. They didn't and that's why I think this can work. I'm worried about my appearance though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#30943665) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:05 AM Author: claret hospital community account Reeled me in again johnsy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#30943688) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:06 AM Author: laughsome school cafeteria lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#30943691) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:26 AM Author: exciting sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#30943827) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:56 AM Author: zippy blood rage stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#30944020) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:58 AM Author: appetizing indigo stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#30944031) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:02 PM Author: ruddy garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#30944055) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:04 PM Author: red den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#30944065) |
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Date: August 20th, 2016 8:26 AM Author: bearded mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#31227979) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:17 AM Author: Avocado high-end pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#31457712) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 7:11 AM Author: bearded mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#34515809) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2020 11:01 PM Author: bearded mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#39374470) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:29 AM Author: adulterous vibrant location halford FUCKING ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#31457536) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2017 2:09 PM Author: bearded mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#33625757) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:48 AM Author: glassy stimulating theater faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#30943624) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:53 AM Author: naked lime church building first of all, ty Johnsmeyer
second of all, she's falling in love too and she's going to look past your looks. Meet up asap. |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:08 AM Author: alcoholic alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#30943697) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:56 AM Author: Silver azn did this one time to a girl in a wheelchair and pretended i was in a wheelchair. she was really hot and i legit fell in love and she was in love with me. when i told her i wasn't actually handicapped she took it really well because i told her how i felt and she thought it would make our love easier with one person who could drive and run errands etc. after a while she revealed her leg paralysis wasn't from a car accident as she'd previously claimed but from a disease that affects her nervous system and would eventually spread to her vital organs. we spent our last weeks together in the hospital as she slowly lost consciousness. i was never able to properly say goodbye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#30943652) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:06 AM Author: Razzle shrine Uh... flame? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#30943690) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:07 AM Author: Silver azn no this was one of my first loves in college. she legit had a car with a joystick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#30943695) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:57 AM Author: buck-toothed bawdyhouse generalized bond This flame by Johnsmeyer isn't as inspired as the rich kid complaining his parents didn't give him enough flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#30943656) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:58 AM Author: massive tanning salon going to the well too often after the terrific "6-year-old nephew as cell phone background" flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#30943661) |
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Date: August 20th, 2016 9:40 AM Author: Racy candlestick maker Wtf please link (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#31228144) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:39 AM Author: Swashbuckling doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#31457772) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:59 AM Author: glassy stimulating theater faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#30943663) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:46 AM Author: Magenta theatre ape http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3274752&mc=1&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#31014461) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:00 AM Author: laughsome school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#30943670) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:02 AM Author: Silver azn how do you guys always know who it is. i get fooled every time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#30943677) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:04 AM Author: glassy stimulating theater faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#30943685) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:05 AM Author: Silver azn oh. ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#30943687) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:13 AM Author: massive tanning salon Frequent references to height and recent board topics (e.g., inheritance) are two clues. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#30943736) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:16 AM Author: naked lime church building Also theres always a throwaway line halfway down the post that makes you LOL when re-reading. For the Staten Island Brunch it was the dad bods, mmmm mmm mmmmm. Here, it's the "We're planning on getting married" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#30943758) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:55 PM Author: alcoholic alpha also "I can't look like him by August" when they presumably have different heights. implication being he could become taller if he only had more time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#30944337) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:05 PM Author: naked lime church building ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#30944405) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:47 AM Author: Magenta theatre ape lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#31014462) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:10 AM Author: Sick big heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#31457693) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:26 AM Author: Sick big heaven he's only "borderline" cat fishing her, but "did [his] homework" so he has burner phones and "thousands of pictures of the guy for texting purposes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#31457734) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:11 PM Author: bat shit crazy plaza elastic band link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#30944108) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:01 AM Author: Galvanic University Dog Poop Borderline? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#30943673) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:04 AM Author: carnelian personal credit line piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#30943683) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:10 AM Author: fragrant stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#30943713) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:20 PM Author: crystalline spectacular native LJL this is so sad yet I sympathize with the pain of having this hot young 10 text you and tell you she wants you yet it's not really you she wants. Very painful bro - but psychologically you get to pretend just a little that it's you she wants and you get to feel for just a few moments how the life of CHAD would be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#30944502) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:24 PM Author: aqua histrionic rigpig Certified female poster here. Walk away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#30944532) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 6:29 AM Author: bearded mother Go for it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#31014332) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:51 AM Author: bespoke umber sneaky criminal menage Twist: Chick on the other side is also catfishing you. The plus side is that it's a 5'6" tranny with a cock the size of a spray can. Just lean in and meet up with her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#31014472) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:31 AM Author: adulterous vibrant location halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#31457538) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:24 AM Author: bearded mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#31457533) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:15 AM Author: opaque soul-stirring area Does Dutchess know? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#31457707) |
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Date: July 21st, 2018 4:53 PM Author: Flesh irradiated people who are hurt death wish (extraordinarily unhinged person) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#36471918) |
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Date: September 14th, 2018 9:10 PM Author: naked lime church building this remains one of my favorite Juansmayor threads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#36810936) |
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Date: January 12th, 2020 4:46 PM Author: fragrant stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#39419697) |
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Date: December 20th, 2021 5:00 PM Author: bearded mother Bumping this classic Johnsmeyer thread for his 180 tweet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#43645176) |
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Date: December 20th, 2021 5:01 PM Author: fragrant stage Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2̃#43645189) |
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