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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Talented Bespoke Travel Guidebook
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Painfully honest piazza
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Razzmatazz sex offender
  04/18/25
Cr.
Laughsome Corner
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
Massive Lime Skinny Woman
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Maniacal big internal respiration alpha
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Talented Bespoke Travel Guidebook
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
elite white location coffee pot
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
exhilarant rebellious home water buffalo
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Talented Bespoke Travel Guidebook
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
crystalline box office athletic conference
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Talented Bespoke Travel Guidebook
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
crystalline box office athletic conference
  04/18/25
...
bateful preventive strike
  04/18/25
...
electric plaza
  08/17/26
...
Bearded bronze state
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
Contagious cerise locale fortuitous meteor
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Hilarious filthpig
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Talented Bespoke Travel Guidebook
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Hilarious filthpig
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
bateful preventive strike
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Talented Bespoke Travel Guidebook
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Hilarious filthpig
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Talented Bespoke Travel Guidebook
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Hilarious filthpig
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
copper dilemma pocket flask
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Hilarious filthpig
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
bateful preventive strike
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Talented Bespoke Travel Guidebook
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
swollen genital piercing theatre
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
bateful preventive strike
  04/18/25
Ty friend
swollen genital piercing theatre
  04/18/25
...
startling heaven
  08/17/26
...
startling heaven
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Salmon stimulating incel
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Talented Bespoke Travel Guidebook
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Salmon stimulating incel
  04/18/25
...
Sooty den
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Hilarious filthpig
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Talented Bespoke Travel Guidebook
  04/18/25
...
Bearded bronze state
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Glittery office trust fund
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
swollen genital piercing theatre
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Talented Bespoke Travel Guidebook
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Talented Bespoke Travel Guidebook
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Talented Bespoke Travel Guidebook
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Razzmatazz sex offender
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Talented Bespoke Travel Guidebook
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
Talented Bespoke Travel Guidebook
  08/17/26
...
startling heaven
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
crystalline box office athletic conference
  08/17/26
ur dumb
Talented Bespoke Travel Guidebook
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
crystalline box office athletic conference
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
Talented Bespoke Travel Guidebook
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
crystalline box office athletic conference
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
Talented Bespoke Travel Guidebook
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
Puce Thirsty Church
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
Talented Bespoke Travel Guidebook
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
Puce Thirsty Church
  08/17/26
...
insane drab space
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
Salmon stimulating incel
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
Talented Bespoke Travel Guidebook
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
Salmon stimulating incel
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
Massive Lime Skinny Woman
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
Talented Bespoke Travel Guidebook
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26
...
tight butthold
  09/22/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Talented Bespoke Travel Guidebook

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Painfully honest piazza

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Razzmatazz sex offender

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Laughsome Corner

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Massive Lime Skinny Woman

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Maniacal big internal respiration alpha

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Talented Bespoke Travel Guidebook

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: elite white location coffee pot

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: exhilarant rebellious home water buffalo

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Talented Bespoke Travel Guidebook

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: crystalline box office athletic conference

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Talented Bespoke Travel Guidebook

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: crystalline box office athletic conference

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: bateful preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: electric plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Bearded bronze state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Contagious cerise locale fortuitous meteor

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Hilarious filthpig

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Talented Bespoke Travel Guidebook

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Hilarious filthpig

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: bateful preventive strike

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Talented Bespoke Travel Guidebook

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Hilarious filthpig

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Talented Bespoke Travel Guidebook

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Hilarious filthpig

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: copper dilemma pocket flask

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Hilarious filthpig

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: bateful preventive strike

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Talented Bespoke Travel Guidebook

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: swollen genital piercing theatre

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: bateful preventive strike

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: swollen genital piercing theatre

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: startling heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: startling heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Salmon stimulating incel

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Talented Bespoke Travel Guidebook

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Salmon stimulating incel

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Sooty den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Hilarious filthpig

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Talented Bespoke Travel Guidebook

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Bearded bronze state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Glittery office trust fund

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: swollen genital piercing theatre

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Talented Bespoke Travel Guidebook

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Talented Bespoke Travel Guidebook

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Talented Bespoke Travel Guidebook

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sex offender

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Talented Bespoke Travel Guidebook

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Talented Bespoke Travel Guidebook

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: startling heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: crystalline box office athletic conference

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Talented Bespoke Travel Guidebook

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: crystalline box office athletic conference

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Talented Bespoke Travel Guidebook

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: crystalline box office athletic conference

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Talented Bespoke Travel Guidebook

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Puce Thirsty Church

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Talented Bespoke Travel Guidebook

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Puce Thirsty Church

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: insane drab space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Salmon stimulating incel

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Talented Bespoke Travel Guidebook

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Salmon stimulating incel

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Massive Lime Skinny Woman

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Talented Bespoke Travel Guidebook

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50146047)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: tight butthold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50149087)