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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Rebellious place of business associate
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
insane laser beams striped hyena
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Odious Indian Lodge
  04/18/25
Cr.
contagious native windowlicker
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
At-the-ready range
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Glittery genital piercing lettuce
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Rebellious place of business associate
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
hairless ticket booth
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Boyish roast beef
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Rebellious place of business associate
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
cream abusive persian sweet tailpipe
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Rebellious place of business associate
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
cream abusive persian sweet tailpipe
  04/18/25
...
Olive irradiated double fault
  04/18/25
...
adventurous hot stag film old irish cottage
  08/17/26
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bearded jade sanctuary
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
Vivacious Digit Ratio School
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
mind-boggling drab dilemma
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Rebellious place of business associate
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
mind-boggling drab dilemma
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Olive irradiated double fault
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Rebellious place of business associate
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
mind-boggling drab dilemma
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Rebellious place of business associate
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
mind-boggling drab dilemma
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Thriller temple
  04/18/25
jfc goys
mind-boggling drab dilemma
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Olive irradiated double fault
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Rebellious place of business associate
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Razzle-dazzle amber blood rage feces
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Olive irradiated double fault
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Razzle-dazzle amber blood rage feces
  04/18/25
...
ebony cheese-eating den circlehead
  08/17/26
...
ebony cheese-eating den circlehead
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
thirsty wagecucks
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Rebellious place of business associate
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
thirsty wagecucks
  04/18/25
...
fishy parlor voyeur
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
mind-boggling drab dilemma
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Rebellious place of business associate
  04/18/25
...
bearded jade sanctuary
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Deep pink faggot firefighter headpube
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Razzle-dazzle amber blood rage feces
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Rebellious place of business associate
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Rebellious place of business associate
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Rebellious place of business associate
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Odious Indian Lodge
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Rebellious place of business associate
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
Rebellious place of business associate
  08/17/26
...
ebony cheese-eating den circlehead
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
cream abusive persian sweet tailpipe
  08/17/26
ur dumb
Rebellious place of business associate
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
cream abusive persian sweet tailpipe
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
Rebellious place of business associate
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
cream abusive persian sweet tailpipe
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
Rebellious place of business associate
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
arousing stage boistinker
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
Rebellious place of business associate
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
arousing stage boistinker
  08/17/26
...
swashbuckling hairy legs marketing idea
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
thirsty wagecucks
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
Rebellious place of business associate
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
thirsty wagecucks
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
At-the-ready range
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
Rebellious place of business associate
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26
...
tight butthold
  09/22/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Rebellious place of business associate

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: insane laser beams striped hyena

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Odious Indian Lodge

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: contagious native windowlicker

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: At-the-ready range

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Glittery genital piercing lettuce

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Rebellious place of business associate

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: hairless ticket booth

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Boyish roast beef

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Rebellious place of business associate

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: cream abusive persian sweet tailpipe

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Rebellious place of business associate

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: cream abusive persian sweet tailpipe

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Olive irradiated double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: adventurous hot stag film old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: bearded jade sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Vivacious Digit Ratio School

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: mind-boggling drab dilemma

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Rebellious place of business associate

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: mind-boggling drab dilemma

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Olive irradiated double fault

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Rebellious place of business associate

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: mind-boggling drab dilemma

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Rebellious place of business associate

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: mind-boggling drab dilemma

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Thriller temple

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: mind-boggling drab dilemma

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Olive irradiated double fault

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Rebellious place of business associate

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle amber blood rage feces

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Olive irradiated double fault

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle amber blood rage feces

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: ebony cheese-eating den circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: ebony cheese-eating den circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: thirsty wagecucks

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Rebellious place of business associate

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: thirsty wagecucks

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: fishy parlor voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: mind-boggling drab dilemma

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Rebellious place of business associate

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: bearded jade sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Deep pink faggot firefighter headpube

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle amber blood rage feces

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Rebellious place of business associate

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Rebellious place of business associate

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Rebellious place of business associate

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Odious Indian Lodge

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Rebellious place of business associate

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Rebellious place of business associate

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: ebony cheese-eating den circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: cream abusive persian sweet tailpipe

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Rebellious place of business associate

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: cream abusive persian sweet tailpipe

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Rebellious place of business associate

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: cream abusive persian sweet tailpipe

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Rebellious place of business associate

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: arousing stage boistinker

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Rebellious place of business associate

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: arousing stage boistinker

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: swashbuckling hairy legs marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: thirsty wagecucks

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Rebellious place of business associate

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: thirsty wagecucks

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: At-the-ready range

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Rebellious place of business associate

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50146047)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: tight butthold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2̃#50149087)