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I have some new details about the spaceporn bar spaghetti incident

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there whe...
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Jfc
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To be fair, I can confirm.
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This is so fucked up.
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Deranged Copper Rigor Principal's Office
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Hand in the proverbial cookie jar
honey-headed ticket booth clown
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This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent ove...
heady saffron internal respiration
  04/08/23
brave of you to poast this
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Tan Vibrant Meetinghouse
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Extremely inspiring poast thanks
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TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.
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useless gas station
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Big if true
wine yarmulke
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So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a privat...
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The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’...
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Tick tock spaceporn
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Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.
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You’re fucked pal
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Jesus.
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Jesus ain’t touching this one
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Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to ...
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When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?...
Insanely creepy onyx coldplay fan
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couple weeks ago. you?
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wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just lik...
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new here?
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based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poas...
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Just don't talk about me, pedophile.
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I can confirm.
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throwaway?
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I can't say more.
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i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn
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new poaster, first day?
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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: flushed vigorous office reading party

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there when it happened

SP had his hand all the way in the kid’s pants and was fondling his genitals. Kid was clearly in distress.

Waitress asked what he was doing when she came to bring SP another beer and SP had a panicked flipout like he was surprised anyone would notice.

Waitress did end up getting fired unfortunately but is considering suing either the restaurant or SP.

That’s all i know but am going to ask around a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46161253)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: infuriating school cafeteria alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46161283)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46161287)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Effete pervert

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46161289)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Shivering Center

To be fair,

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46161292)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Tan Vibrant Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#48337327)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: azure provocative puppy

Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get caught and so become very brazen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46161459)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46161511)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: insecure purple orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46164478)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Tan Vibrant Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46164596)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:54 PM
Author: Bossy Indigo Dragon Site

sure bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46161904)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: bonkers rusted step-uncle's house new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46161906)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: startled abode weed whacker

This is so fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46161920)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: Deranged Copper Rigor Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46163996)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: honey-headed ticket booth clown

Hand in the proverbial cookie jar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46161921)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: heady saffron internal respiration

This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent over the table pounding his ricehole. SP then pulled out and started to pee on SP jr while shouting 'HOUSE ON FIRE! HOUSE ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!'. It was a very lib bar so they were nervous about interfering since they did not want to come off as homophobic. The waitress was very brave for offering SP jr a towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46161937)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:04 PM
Author: Rebellious Amethyst Affirmative Action

brave of you to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46164507)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Tan Vibrant Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46164592)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: maniacal abnormal range sandwich

Extremely inspiring poast thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46177424)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: Aqua Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#47481014)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: Disturbing marvelous death wish sweet tailpipe

TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46161964)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:15 PM
Author: useless gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46162120)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: wine yarmulke

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46162116)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:14 PM
Author: Aqua Coffee Pot

So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a private investigator? Or doing this all over zoom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46162119)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: flushed vigorous office reading party

The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’s all I really want to say in that area atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46162123)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: Deranged Copper Rigor Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46163994)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: opaque thirsty hairy legs stage

Tick tock spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46164444)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: Insanely creepy onyx coldplay fan

Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46164523)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: opaque thirsty hairy legs stage

You’re fucked pal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46164558)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: Insanely creepy onyx coldplay fan

I’m doing great 👍

You are so fucked it’s just pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46164572)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Tan Vibrant Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46164594)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: pea-brained forum

Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46164599)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: Flickering Passionate Mad Cow Disease

Jesus ain’t touching this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46168892)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 11:14 PM
Author: maize state gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46170246)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: Disturbing marvelous death wish sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46177413)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: flushed vigorous office reading party

Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to GREAT lengths to try to ensure this never blows back on him.

Like, crazy person stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46259432)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: Insanely creepy onyx coldplay fan

When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46259465)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:47 PM
Author: flushed vigorous office reading party

couple weeks ago. you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46259508)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: flushed vigorous office reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46293312)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: startled abode weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46293314)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: Big-titted space persian

wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just like a board joke because he worded things poorly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46293337)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: silver nursing home scourge upon the earth

new here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46293345)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46671965)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: Sepia fiercely-loyal university

based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poast quite a lot i don't retain very much info about poasters/drama because i truly come here only to say irreverent stuff and read what other people say), SP had a schtick a few years back where he got stoned and said "wacky" stuff. he is obviously awkward so him trying to be a chill breh is inevitably going to come off weird and unnatural. i distinctly remember one poast where he the title was something like "my four year old has a bigger dick than me bros" and like you say, there was a lot of poorly worded stuff in his poasts. i don't remember the basis for the playroom hotdog meme, but whatever it was it cannot have sounded good. i highly doubt he is actually a pedo, but to be honest none of us really KNOWS each other so can we say? anything is possible, but i don't think it's true.

but i can say this - he hasn't done himself any favors here (unless he is trolling and inviting the abuse).

the big question for me is whether the bar spaghetti thing actually happened or whether he is just baiting people. if it happened, why the fuck would he talk about it here? he knows what the result would be. and if it did happen, i really don't know what to think. that is certainly suspicious as fuck if you're being accused of a server of doing something inappropriate with a child. has anyone ever had that happen to them? the most charitable thing i can say about that is maybe the waitress said something innocuous like "why the hell are you in the bar with a little kid" and SP, because he is unhinged and has a short fuse, just went bonkers and took it to be an accusation of pedo activity. i dunno.

someone (i think Mase?) the other day says that as of february the real SP was poasting here. not sure how he knows that. but i legit thought that SP was an imposter going back to january because the spaghetti incident is just borderline unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46293361)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: Insanely creepy onyx coldplay fan

Just don't talk about me, pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46293390)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: startled abode weed whacker

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46293396)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:33 AM
Author: Sepia fiercely-loyal university

throwaway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46293399)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: startled abode weed whacker

I can't say more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46293406)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: Sepia fiercely-loyal university

i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46293414)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: startled abode weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46293417)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: Big-titted space persian

yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really be him because no sane person would do / say the shit he says constantly on here, making crazy ass threads and stirring things up with people for no reason.

if that restaurant thing is true, that's a solid where there's smoke there's fire situation because i can't envision a circumstance where a server would call out a customer over their kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46294280)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: Effete pervert

new poaster, first day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46294284)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: Big-titted space persian

like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story, but it's really hard for me to square someone with their identity so wildly known taking so much time out of his day to do and say the wacky stuff i see on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46294300)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: Ruddy lascivious native knife

This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant story? Can you link the original poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46294309)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: heady saffron internal respiration

SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thought he had kidnapped and raped his son. He complained to the manager and they gave him a free dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46294319)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Sepia fiercely-loyal university

imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this description of what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46295133)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: Ruddy lascivious native knife

this board is like a schizophrenic AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46295823)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: maize state gunner

Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little fucker begged for a playroom hotdog and now he won’t eat it.”

shitmodded of course, draw your own conclusions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#48360620)



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Date: June 17th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: submissive liquid oxygen water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46438170)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:55 AM
Author: maize state gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46671961)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: sapphire soggy mother

Call me old fashioned but I think this is sick and SP needs to be stopped. Poor kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46672800)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: exhilarant turquoise cuck bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46862311)



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Date: November 1st, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Sepia fiercely-loyal university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#47008653)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: Slimy puce library ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#47481002)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: heady saffron internal respiration

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#47548999)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: submissive liquid oxygen water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#47549388)



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Date: April 14th, 2024 5:27 PM
Author: unholy police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#47582887)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: bonkers rusted step-uncle's house new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#47689632)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: 180 therapy field

Your kids will be dancing on those bars if you don’t quit molesting them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#47689636)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Vivacious Aquamarine Preventive Strike Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#48337324)



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