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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Passionate queen of the night
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
idiotic cowardly church building windowlicker
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
idiotic cowardly church building windowlicker
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
idiotic cowardly church building windowlicker
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
idiotic cowardly church building windowlicker
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
idiotic cowardly church building windowlicker
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
idiotic cowardly church building windowlicker
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
idiotic cowardly church building windowlicker
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
idiotic cowardly church building windowlicker
  06/10/26
Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
idiotic cowardly church building windowlicker
  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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idiotic cowardly church building windowlicker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Passionate queen of the night
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Passionate queen of the night
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Marvelous dragon azn
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
Passionate queen of the night
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
Passionate queen of the night
  05/22/26
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thirsty chartreuse meetinghouse coffee pot
  05/22/26
His moniker?
racy dingle berry state
  05/22/26
Colt
Passionate queen of the night
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Disco Fries
ultramarine contagious liquid oxygen
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Irradiated Crackhouse Famous Landscape Painting
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
concupiscible mental disorder public bath
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mustard sanctuary goal in life
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
concupiscible mental disorder public bath
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
thirsty chartreuse meetinghouse coffee pot
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
concupiscible mental disorder public bath
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
floppy theater stage cuckold
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
Passionate queen of the night
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
blathering aqua elastic band
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
Domesticated Generalized Bond Goyim
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Ruby Mad-dog Skullcap
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Passionate queen of the night
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
ultramarine contagious liquid oxygen
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
180 chapel
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Passionate queen of the night
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
Ruby Mad-dog Skullcap
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Irradiated Crackhouse Famous Landscape Painting
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
Marvelous dragon azn
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Passionate queen of the night
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
razzle giraffe party of the first part
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Passionate queen of the night
  05/23/26
Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Passionate queen of the night
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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mods
Cyan Flickering Jap
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
Cocky high-end pozpig gas station
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
Cocky high-end pozpig gas station
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Amazing 🐶
shaky indian lodge
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
Cocky high-end pozpig gas station
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
Lemon Aggressive Black Woman
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Passionate queen of the night
  05/22/26
lol
Marvelous dragon azn
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
razzle giraffe party of the first part
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
slimy sandwich haunted graveyard
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
Passionate queen of the night
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
slimy sandwich haunted graveyard
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Link?
Passionate queen of the night
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
slimy sandwich haunted graveyard
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
bull headed gunner
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
Passionate queen of the night
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
Passionate queen of the night
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
Passionate queen of the night
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
Passionate queen of the night
  05/24/26
That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
Thriller sooty feces
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They have a pretty sick IG
Passionate queen of the night
  05/24/26
if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
slimy sandwich haunted graveyard
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
Canary lettuce
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Killself seems appropriate
honey-headed depressive
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
Brass Toaster Blood Rage
  06/17/26
Shipley was asking for it.
Passionate queen of the night
  05/24/26
AI
ultramarine contagious liquid oxygen
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
thirsty chartreuse meetinghouse coffee pot
  05/24/26
The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
abnormal theater keepsake machete
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Passionate queen of the night

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: idiotic cowardly church building windowlicker

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: idiotic cowardly church building windowlicker

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: idiotic cowardly church building windowlicker

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: idiotic cowardly church building windowlicker

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: idiotic cowardly church building windowlicker

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: idiotic cowardly church building windowlicker

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: idiotic cowardly church building windowlicker

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: idiotic cowardly church building windowlicker

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: idiotic cowardly church building windowlicker

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: nyuug

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50050522)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: idiotic cowardly church building windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: idiotic cowardly church building windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: idiotic cowardly church building windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: idiotic cowardly church building windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: idiotic cowardly church building windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: idiotic cowardly church building windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: idiotic cowardly church building windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: idiotic cowardly church building windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: idiotic cowardly church building windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: idiotic cowardly church building windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: idiotic cowardly church building windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: idiotic cowardly church building windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: idiotic cowardly church building windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Passionate queen of the night

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Passionate queen of the night

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Marvelous dragon azn

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Passionate queen of the night

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Passionate queen of the night

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: thirsty chartreuse meetinghouse coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: racy dingle berry state

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Passionate queen of the night

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: concupiscible mental disorder public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: carnelian bateful degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Ruby Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: orange dashing native antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: ultramarine contagious liquid oxygen

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Irradiated Crackhouse Famous Landscape Painting

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: concupiscible mental disorder public bath

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: mustard sanctuary goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: concupiscible mental disorder public bath

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: thirsty chartreuse meetinghouse coffee pot

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: concupiscible mental disorder public bath

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: floppy theater stage cuckold

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Passionate queen of the night

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: blathering aqua elastic band

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Domesticated Generalized Bond Goyim

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Ruby Mad-dog Skullcap

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Passionate queen of the night

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: ultramarine contagious liquid oxygen

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: 180 chapel

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Passionate queen of the night

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Ruby Mad-dog Skullcap

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Irradiated Crackhouse Famous Landscape Painting

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Marvelous dragon azn

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Passionate queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: razzle giraffe party of the first part

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Passionate queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Passionate queen of the night

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Mahogany Seedy Community Account Brunch

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: thirsty chartreuse meetinghouse coffee pot

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Cyan Flickering Jap

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Cocky high-end pozpig gas station

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: shaky indian lodge

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Cocky high-end pozpig gas station

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: shaky indian lodge

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: black pit dopamine

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Cocky high-end pozpig gas station

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Lemon Aggressive Black Woman

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Passionate queen of the night

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Marvelous dragon azn

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: razzle giraffe party of the first part

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: slimy sandwich haunted graveyard

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Passionate queen of the night

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: slimy sandwich haunted graveyard

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Passionate queen of the night

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: slimy sandwich haunted graveyard

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: bull headed gunner

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Passionate queen of the night

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Passionate queen of the night

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Passionate queen of the night

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Passionate queen of the night

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Thriller sooty feces

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Passionate queen of the night

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: slimy sandwich haunted graveyard

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Canary lettuce

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: honey-headed depressive

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Brass Toaster Blood Rage

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Passionate queen of the night

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: ultramarine contagious liquid oxygen

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: thirsty chartreuse meetinghouse coffee pot

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: abnormal theater keepsake machete

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899877)