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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Titillating scarlet hissy fit
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superior anglo culture
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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
submissive excitant area roommate
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
submissive excitant area roommate
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
submissive excitant area roommate
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
submissive excitant area roommate
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
submissive excitant area roommate
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
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yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Titillating scarlet hissy fit
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Titillating scarlet hissy fit
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
smoky hilarious step-uncle's house
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
Titillating scarlet hissy fit
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
Titillating scarlet hissy fit
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His moniker?
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Colt
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Disco Fries
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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But she was old enough in dog years!
ungodly multi-billionaire
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
primrose police squad school cafeteria
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
ungodly multi-billionaire
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Khaki field stain
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
Titillating scarlet hissy fit
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Boyish Cuckold Degenerate
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man's BEST friend
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Overrated main people corner
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Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Titillating scarlet hissy fit
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
mint aphrodisiac university
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Titillating scarlet hissy fit
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
Overrated main people corner
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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Titillating scarlet hissy fit
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Titillating scarlet hissy fit
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Titillating scarlet hissy fit
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Titillating scarlet hissy fit
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lol
smoky hilarious step-uncle's house
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
exhilarant metal casino
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
deranged juggernaut
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
Titillating scarlet hissy fit
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
Titillating scarlet hissy fit
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
deranged juggernaut
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Titillating scarlet hissy fit

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: submissive excitant area roommate

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: submissive excitant area roommate

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: submissive excitant area roommate

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: submissive excitant area roommate

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: submissive excitant area roommate

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: submissive excitant area roommate

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: submissive excitant area roommate

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: submissive excitant area roommate

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: submissive excitant area roommate

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: nyuug

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50048557)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: submissive excitant area roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: submissive excitant area roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: submissive excitant area roommate



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: submissive excitant area roommate



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: submissive excitant area roommate



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: submissive excitant area roommate



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: submissive excitant area roommate



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: submissive excitant area roommate



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: submissive excitant area roommate



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: submissive excitant area roommate



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: submissive excitant area roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: submissive excitant area roommate



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: submissive excitant area roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Titillating scarlet hissy fit

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Titillating scarlet hissy fit

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: smoky hilarious step-uncle's house

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Titillating scarlet hissy fit

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Titillating scarlet hissy fit

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: primrose police squad school cafeteria



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: diverse market

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Titillating scarlet hissy fit

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: ungodly multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Massive genital piercing macaca



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Overrated main people corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Salmon self-absorbed space



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: mint aphrodisiac university

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: cerebral institution

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: ungodly multi-billionaire

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle meetinghouse hairy legs



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: ungodly multi-billionaire

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: primrose police squad school cafeteria

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: ungodly multi-billionaire

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Khaki field stain

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Titillating scarlet hissy fit

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Boyish Cuckold Degenerate

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Cream Tank

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Overrated main people corner

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Titillating scarlet hissy fit

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: mint aphrodisiac university

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: garnet public bath generalized bond

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Titillating scarlet hissy fit

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Overrated main people corner

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: cerebral institution

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: smoky hilarious step-uncle's house

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Titillating scarlet hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: exhilarant metal casino

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Titillating scarlet hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Titillating scarlet hissy fit

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: blathering at-the-ready chad mood

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: primrose police squad school cafeteria

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: well-lubricated hell twinkling uncleanness

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Adventurous fluffy international law enforcement agency shrine

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: mauve idiotic theatre

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Adventurous fluffy international law enforcement agency shrine

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: mauve idiotic theatre

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: irradiated dysfunction

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Adventurous fluffy international law enforcement agency shrine

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Cracking maroon den

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Titillating scarlet hissy fit

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: smoky hilarious step-uncle's house

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: exhilarant metal casino

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: deranged juggernaut

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Titillating scarlet hissy fit

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: deranged juggernaut

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Titillating scarlet hissy fit

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: deranged juggernaut

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: mustard toilet seat rigor

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Titillating scarlet hissy fit

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Titillating scarlet hissy fit

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Titillating scarlet hissy fit

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Titillating scarlet hissy fit

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: chrome spectacular trust fund fortuitous meteor

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Titillating scarlet hissy fit

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: deranged juggernaut

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Light Headpube Reading Party

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: beta drab garrison prole

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Bipolar Provocative Nowag

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Titillating scarlet hissy fit

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: mint aphrodisiac university

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: primrose police squad school cafeteria

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Violent sanctuary laser beams

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899877)