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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Flickering space sweet tailpipe
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Cordovan Dashing Sneaky Criminal Twinkling Uncleanness
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Cordovan Dashing Sneaky Criminal Twinkling Uncleanness
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Cordovan Dashing Sneaky Criminal Twinkling Uncleanness
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Cordovan Dashing Sneaky Criminal Twinkling Uncleanness
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Cordovan Dashing Sneaky Criminal Twinkling Uncleanness
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Cordovan Dashing Sneaky Criminal Twinkling Uncleanness
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
Cordovan Dashing Sneaky Criminal Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
Cordovan Dashing Sneaky Criminal Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/10/26
Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
Cordovan Dashing Sneaky Criminal Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Flickering space sweet tailpipe
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Flickering space sweet tailpipe
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
stubborn sandwich church
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
Flickering space sweet tailpipe
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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Razzle abnormal temple ratface
  05/22/26
His moniker?
ruddy son of senegal senate
  05/22/26
Colt
Flickering space sweet tailpipe
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orange dilemma
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galvanic famous landscape painting locus
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Disco Fries
lavender internal respiration
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Titillating slimy set
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
orange dilemma
  05/22/26
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Razzmatazz indigo parlor
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
orange dilemma
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Razzle abnormal temple ratface
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
orange dilemma
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
ivory indirect expression
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
Flickering space sweet tailpipe
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Racy Church Building
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
vibrant weed whacker
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Glassy mental disorder den
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Flickering space sweet tailpipe
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
lavender internal respiration
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
painfully honest stead
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Flickering space sweet tailpipe
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
Glassy mental disorder den
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Titillating slimy set
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
stubborn sandwich church
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Flickering space sweet tailpipe
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
crimson boistinker fanboi
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Flickering space sweet tailpipe
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Flickering space sweet tailpipe
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
Passionate University Tank
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
Razzle abnormal temple ratface
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mods
Concupiscible lay voyeur
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
Motley idiot french chef
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
Gaped boyish hunting ground
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
Motley idiot french chef
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Amazing 🐶
Gaped boyish hunting ground
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
Appetizing hospital
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
Motley idiot french chef
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
twinkling indecent point main people
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Flickering space sweet tailpipe
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lol
stubborn sandwich church
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
crimson boistinker fanboi
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
Garnet prole
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
Flickering space sweet tailpipe
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
Garnet prole
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Link?
Flickering space sweet tailpipe
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
Garnet prole
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
wine haunting theater faggot firefighter
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
Flickering space sweet tailpipe
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
Flickering space sweet tailpipe
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
Flickering space sweet tailpipe
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
Flickering space sweet tailpipe
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
impressive partner parlour
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They have a pretty sick IG
Flickering space sweet tailpipe
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
Garnet prole
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
Pungent Crusty Location
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Killself seems appropriate
infuriating wonderful love of her life
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
Smoky adulterous rehab tattoo
  06/17/26
Shipley was asking for it.
Flickering space sweet tailpipe
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AI
lavender internal respiration
  05/24/26
"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Razzle abnormal temple ratface
  05/24/26
The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
diverse selfie
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Flickering space sweet tailpipe

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Cordovan Dashing Sneaky Criminal Twinkling Uncleanness

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Cordovan Dashing Sneaky Criminal Twinkling Uncleanness

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Cordovan Dashing Sneaky Criminal Twinkling Uncleanness

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Cordovan Dashing Sneaky Criminal Twinkling Uncleanness

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Cordovan Dashing Sneaky Criminal Twinkling Uncleanness

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Cordovan Dashing Sneaky Criminal Twinkling Uncleanness

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Cordovan Dashing Sneaky Criminal Twinkling Uncleanness

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Cordovan Dashing Sneaky Criminal Twinkling Uncleanness

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Cordovan Dashing Sneaky Criminal Twinkling Uncleanness

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: nyuug

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#50050522)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Cordovan Dashing Sneaky Criminal Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Cordovan Dashing Sneaky Criminal Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Cordovan Dashing Sneaky Criminal Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Cordovan Dashing Sneaky Criminal Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Cordovan Dashing Sneaky Criminal Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Cordovan Dashing Sneaky Criminal Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Cordovan Dashing Sneaky Criminal Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Cordovan Dashing Sneaky Criminal Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Cordovan Dashing Sneaky Criminal Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Cordovan Dashing Sneaky Criminal Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Cordovan Dashing Sneaky Criminal Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Cordovan Dashing Sneaky Criminal Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Cordovan Dashing Sneaky Criminal Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Flickering space sweet tailpipe

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Flickering space sweet tailpipe

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: stubborn sandwich church

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Flickering space sweet tailpipe

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Flickering space sweet tailpipe

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Razzle abnormal temple ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: ruddy son of senegal senate

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Flickering space sweet tailpipe

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: orange dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Big meetinghouse feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Glassy mental disorder den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: galvanic famous landscape painting locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: lavender internal respiration

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Titillating slimy set

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: orange dilemma

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Razzmatazz indigo parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: orange dilemma

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Razzle abnormal temple ratface

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: orange dilemma

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: ivory indirect expression

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Flickering space sweet tailpipe

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Racy Church Building

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: vibrant weed whacker

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Glassy mental disorder den

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Flickering space sweet tailpipe

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: lavender internal respiration

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: painfully honest stead

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Flickering space sweet tailpipe

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Glassy mental disorder den

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Titillating slimy set

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: stubborn sandwich church

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Flickering space sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: crimson boistinker fanboi

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Flickering space sweet tailpipe



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Flickering space sweet tailpipe

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Passionate University Tank

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Razzle abnormal temple ratface

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Concupiscible lay voyeur

mods

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Motley idiot french chef

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Gaped boyish hunting ground

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Motley idiot french chef

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Gaped boyish hunting ground

Amazing 🐶

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Appetizing hospital

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Motley idiot french chef

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: twinkling indecent point main people

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Flickering space sweet tailpipe

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: stubborn sandwich church

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: crimson boistinker fanboi

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Garnet prole

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Flickering space sweet tailpipe

Apparently he was banging hookers too

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Garnet prole

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Flickering space sweet tailpipe

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Garnet prole

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: wine haunting theater faggot firefighter

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Flickering space sweet tailpipe

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Flickering space sweet tailpipe

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Flickering space sweet tailpipe

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Flickering space sweet tailpipe

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: impressive partner parlour

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Flickering space sweet tailpipe

They have a pretty sick IG

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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Garnet prole

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Pungent Crusty Location

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: infuriating wonderful love of her life

Killself seems appropriate

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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Smoky adulterous rehab tattoo

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Flickering space sweet tailpipe

Shipley was asking for it.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: lavender internal respiration

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Razzle abnormal temple ratface

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: diverse selfie

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2̃#49899877)