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A day in the life of Ron Paul's America

6AM wake up to a terrible racket: with all zoning laws elimi...
self-centered nowag
  08/20/12
Where are the Somali gangs?
Supple Cowardly Location
  08/20/12
Right he forgot machine gunned to death by Appalachian techn...
sable whorehouse
  08/22/12
(actual 2012 Galveston)
Marvelous salmon faggot firefighter property
  08/21/12
how far is your car parked from your office
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nude redditor
  07/13/26
(it is 1887)
internet-worthy station
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Sadistic Black Woman State
  04/16/15
lmfao moar
Dull Area
  08/20/12
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Adventurous theatre
  08/20/12
wouldnt we at least have tacocopters though
razzle-dazzle stage
  08/20/12
11:30PM get arrested for violating Texas sodomy laws.
Fragrant sneaky criminal
  08/20/12
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Maroon Dashing National Cuck
  12/15/12
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Burgundy brunch
  09/07/22
this was me
https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
  07/13/26
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  08/20/12
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high-end menage
  08/21/12
this is actually insightful
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  10/12/12
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aphrodisiac dark turdskin crackhouse
  08/20/12
3PM Submit suit against coal plant online to a judicial comp...
self-centered nowag
  08/20/12
180^180
Dull Area
  08/20/12
yeah bro, guys at my high school fell behind on payments to ...
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  08/20/12
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Umber know-it-all chapel
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"7PM You wake up in a haze and hear some noises in your...
Dull Area
  08/20/12
The gold theives would be punishesd through ostracism and so...
Fragrant sneaky criminal
  08/20/12
180 180
passionate space national security agency
  08/21/12
Holy fuck 180
ungodly 180 set private investor
  08/21/12
I lolled heartily, good sir.
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  09/06/12
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passionate space national security agency
  10/12/12
This still cracks me up. Pure gold, no pun intended.
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Marvelous salmon faggot firefighter property
  08/20/12
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self-centered nowag
  08/20/12
11:30 PM - Your injuries from the grenade blast and subseque...
underhanded sound barrier
  08/20/12
An arbitrator needs a reputation for doing justice, an anarc...
Marvelous salmon faggot firefighter property
  08/20/12
"but his reputation is damaged in a fashion that makes ...
Fragrant sneaky criminal
  08/20/12
Shh you're being too realistic
Supple Cowardly Location
  10/08/12
ok, this made me laff.
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self-centered nowag
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self-centered nowag
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Dull Area
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self-centered nowag
  08/21/12
def credited lifestyle.
passionate space national security agency
  08/21/12
MOAR
Sooty halford
  08/21/12
11:30PM Your first customer. An obese man with a zit-encrust...
self-centered nowag
  08/21/12
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slate incel haunted graveyard
  08/22/12
Twist: it is Glenn Beck.
sable whorehouse
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  08/23/12
BUT WE HAD A CONTRACT! (CGM's ultimate neckbeard fantasy)
Supple Cowardly Location
  10/08/12
Seriously underrated
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  10/12/12
Still the best post ITT
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Dull Area
  10/08/12
The ultimate Ron Paul/Libertarian Neckbeard Basement Dweller...
crawly cerebral home
  10/12/12
Not flame: paultards will actually argue that Somalia makes ...
Fragrant sneaky criminal
  10/12/12
cr
passionate space national security agency
  10/12/12
First, Somalia is not "libertarian". Second, al...
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  10/12/12
holy fuck LOLOLLOLOLOOL I was about to call flame on shithea...
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  10/12/12
oh look! an actual retard! What you need to do is move to...
passionate space national security agency
  10/12/12
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  10/12/12
Seems like the people who fucked up were the people who thou...
Fragrant sneaky criminal
  10/12/12
huh? The country shit the bed under Barre. By the time the &...
exhilarant elite candlestick maker depressive
  10/12/12
At its nadir Somalia was better off before the civil war tha...
Fragrant sneaky criminal
  10/12/12
"At its nadir Somalia was better off before the civil w...
exhilarant elite candlestick maker depressive
  10/12/12
Why are you incapable of understanding the point of any conv...
passionate space national security agency
  10/12/12
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Cobalt pea-brained point
  10/12/12
This. This on steroids.
Coiffed hilarious hall
  10/12/12
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aphrodisiac dark turdskin crackhouse
  11/02/12
Do you understand the word "nadir?"
Fragrant sneaky criminal
  10/12/12
I think he does. Do you?
Coiffed hilarious hall
  10/12/12
To be fair, *Erects strawman conflating mainstream pragma...
Contagious deranged volcanic crater
  12/15/12
i sense anger.
passionate space national security agency
  12/15/12
To be fair, Naw bro, I just prefer my scathing political ...
Contagious deranged volcanic crater
  12/15/12
180
Maroon Dashing National Cuck
  12/15/12
I believe that's the point, good sir!
copper abode deer antler
  11/20/15
Describe this pragmatic libertarianism, brother.
Laughsome nofapping potus
  12/15/12
To be fair, Government should be forced to rigorously jus...
Contagious deranged volcanic crater
  12/15/12
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Maroon Dashing National Cuck
  12/15/12
To be fair, CGM and his ilk routinely argue against publi...
self-centered nowag
  12/15/12
"Public" roads tend to be government allocated sub...
hyperventilating gas station
  05/02/19
A majority of americans agree with this statement but disagr...
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  12/15/12
Extremely cr.
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how did i miss this
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TCQ
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  02/07/19
this is joe bidens america so its funny now
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  08/26/23
This is so quaint now.
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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:15 PM
Author: self-centered nowag

6AM wake up to a terrible racket: with all zoning laws eliminated, a coal-fired power plant is being built next to your house

6:30AM Breakfast - 12 whole eggs cooked well to kill the salmonella

7AM Dig up some physical gold from one of your secret caches to pay for the day's expenses

8AM Drive to work, paying tolls every mile. You're delayed because some rich doods paid for exclusive access to the fastest route to your jerb today

9:30AM With the economy in ruins, your boss greets you with a pink slip.

10AM Walk back to your car, stepping over pox-ridden hags dying in the street, running occasionally to evade gangs of feral children armed with Saturday Night Specials

11AM Back at home, work on lawsuit against coal plant for damages to your QOL



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21379818)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: Supple Cowardly Location

Where are the Somali gangs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21380852)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:47 AM
Author: sable whorehouse

Right he forgot machine gunned to death by Appalachian technicals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21394740)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 10:55 AM
Author: Marvelous salmon faggot firefighter property

(actual 2012 Galveston)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21386864)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 10:45 AM
Author: Marvelous salmon faggot firefighter property

how far is your car parked from your office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21945976)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:15 PM
Author: nude redditor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#49998088)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:16 PM
Author: internet-worthy station

(it is 1887)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21379824)



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Date: April 16th, 2015 12:43 AM
Author: Sadistic Black Woman State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#27700165)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:18 PM
Author: Dull Area

lmfao

moar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21379838)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:20 PM
Author: Adventurous theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21379847)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:21 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle stage

wouldnt we at least have tacocopters though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21379852)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:21 PM
Author: Fragrant sneaky criminal

11:30PM get arrested for violating Texas sodomy laws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21379857)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 3:08 PM
Author: Maroon Dashing National Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#22255664)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 11:04 AM
Author: Burgundy brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#45131129)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:18 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


this was me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#49998093)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:22 PM
Author: domesticated lascivious love of her life

Meticulously track shipping records of local chemical company to ensure that you dont consume any products that are manufactured with their products, because they polluted a local river. Distribute your findings to locals using Ham radio, which has literally no effect whatsoever on the company's bottom line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21379861)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:25 PM
Author: chestnut shrine mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21379879)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 10:39 AM
Author: high-end menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21386770)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:05 PM
Author: mint multi-colored hominid

this is actually insightful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21771448)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:23 PM
Author: Slippery mustard center juggernaut

9:00 AM: I pack some hardtack for the road because I have to take my horse and buggy into town to get supplies for ma and pa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21379867)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:27 PM
Author: aphrodisiac dark turdskin crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21379892)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:32 PM
Author: self-centered nowag

3PM Submit suit against coal plant online to a judicial company, get an email response seconds later: "Ding!" You submit the suit to all the other judicial companies recognized in your area and get the same response. You write to them asking for an explanation and get an automated do-not-reply email. You scan their websites for customer service contacts, but are directed to use the same online form that resulted in your ding.

3:30PM You smoke a lot of weed to calm down and fall asleep

7PM You wake up in a haze and hear some noises in your backyard. Holy shit, a gang with metal detectors is digging up your gold. You grab your trusty Barrett .50cal and tell them to gtfo. They respond by tossing a grenade through your window. You dive to safety just in time. Everything goes black.

10PM You wake up aching all over. Your gold and guns have been stolen. You dial up your police contractor for help, but they inform you that as you are behind on your payments they cannot help you.

11PM You find a well-trafficked street corner and start selling your ass to passersby. This is the first time for you, but it won't be the last.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21379930)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:33 PM
Author: Dull Area

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21379935)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: aphrodisiac dark turdskin crackhouse

yeah bro, guys at my high school fell behind on payments to their police contractors all the time, it was NBD.

it's called personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21379945)



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Date: May 2nd, 2019 12:52 AM
Author: hyperventilating gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#38173732)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 10:01 AM
Author: Umber know-it-all chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#45130871)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: Dull Area

"7PM You wake up in a haze and hear some noises in your backyard. Holy shit, a gang with metal detectors is digging up your gold."

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21379946)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: Fragrant sneaky criminal

The gold theives would be punishesd through ostracism and social isolation and people in the community would refuse to do business with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21380204)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 12:39 PM
Author: passionate space national security agency

180 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21387505)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 12:41 PM
Author: ungodly 180 set private investor

Holy fuck 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21387527)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:49 AM
Author: sable whorehouse

I lolled heartily, good sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21394747)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:51 AM
Author: slate incel haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21394751)



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Date: September 6th, 2012 6:34 PM
Author: pale comical tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21513799)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 10:01 AM
Author: vigorous confused milk locale

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21740518)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 9:49 AM
Author: Jade Heady Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21770829)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: passionate space national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21771106)



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Date: October 3rd, 2014 11:40 AM
Author: sable whorehouse

This still cracks me up. Pure gold, no pun intended.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#26449447)



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Date: November 3rd, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: thriller ultramarine institution



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Date: November 3rd, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: Claret Athletic Conference



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Date: November 3rd, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: gay son of senegal office



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Date: April 16th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: zippy sapphire box office



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Date: April 16th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: Diverse School Cafeteria Immigrant



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Date: November 20th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Scarlet tank



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Date: February 7th, 2019 6:50 PM
Author: Beady-eyed bull headed university police squad



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Date: February 7th, 2019 6:54 PM
Author: alcoholic principal's office twinkling uncleanness



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Date: May 2nd, 2019 12:43 AM
Author: Beady-eyed bull headed university police squad



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: Marvelous salmon faggot firefighter property

http://www.ski-epic.com/burningman2005/pa7b_burningman_thunderdome.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21379940)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:38 PM
Author: self-centered nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21379970)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:46 PM
Author: underhanded sound barrier

11:30 PM - Your injuries from the grenade blast and subsequent anal gaping prompt you to seek medical care. You visit the nearest hospital. The doctor kindly informs you that he has reached his personal preference quota for charity work for the decade, and, upon learning that your gold cache has been emptied, prescribes you one of the more comfortable alleys in the vicinity in which to die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21380012)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: Marvelous salmon faggot firefighter property

An arbitrator needs a reputation for doing justice, an anarcho capitalist defense agency needs to actually do justice. Government courts do not need either one.

For all this to work, we need free markets and competition, thus enforcement areas must largely overlap, so that there is no monopoly of enforcement, and courts must be independent from enforcement organizations, and people must have reasonable grounds to believe they are independent from enforcement organizations, and it must be hazardous for any man to act as judge in his own cause. If enforcement or court monopolies arose, or exclusive cartels of enforcement or courts arose, anarcho capitalism would resemble industrial feudalism for those people who found themselves with little choice of enforcement.

Under Anarcho Capitalism enforcement is based on fealty and association, not on location.

If someone suffers an adverse judgment from a well respected court, and refuses to abide by that judgment, then the judgment will not automatically be enforced, but his reputation is damaged in a fashion that makes it comparatively safe to use violence against him.

Courts are kept honest because they fear loss of respect, leading to loss of authority and thus revenue. Enforcement organizations generally, but not always, adhere to what the courts commend because they fear loss of respect, leading to violence from other enforcement organizations and loss of customers and clients.

It might happen that one enforcement organization preferred court X, and another preferred court Y, leading to the threat of expensive conflicts between these two organizations. If the courts are reasonably just, then both agencies would probably come to an agreement in advance as to which court to use in any future dispute that pitted clients of the two organizations against each other.

And if they did not agree, perhaps because one of the courts was thoroughly corrupt and biased in favor of the clients of the particular agency that wished to use it? Well then, it's war. But at least under anarcho-capitalism those who wish to make war must themselves pay the cost of war, which should make wars exceedingly rare. Since defence organizations do not "own" their clients and their client's property in the way that states own their subjects, they should have far less incentive to make war on each other than states do. If a defence organization wins a war, this means that its view of what law should mean is likely to prevail, but it does not directly gain wealth and power from winning a war in the way a state does. Other methods for determining law, or the interpretation and application of law, tend to be considerably cheaper.

Sometimes there would be conflicts. Perhaps Militia A might claim that Militia B was soft on crime. Militia B might claim that Militia A was lawless and violent.

If Militia A was lawless and violent, this would probably eventually bring it into conflict with other enforcement organizations, a conflict that would normally be resolved by the courts.

Militia A might reject the verdict of the courts, though this is unlikely. If it did it is likely that most of its clients would repudiate it, and the leadership of Militia A might very likely die.

The experience of the wild west was that bitter and prolonged conflict between enforcement organizations was very rare, but not totally unknown. Those cases that happened are alleged to result from persistent criminal behavior by one of the enforcement organizations, some say both.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21380214)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:42 PM
Author: Fragrant sneaky criminal

"but his reputation is damaged in a fashion that makes it comparatively safe to use violence against him."

What if he he's located in belarus and protected by a private army of gurkhas and spetsnaz? Could the individual who's harmed by pollution from his smokestacks do anything about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21380840)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: Supple Cowardly Location

Shh you're being too realistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21740567)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:49 PM
Author: chartreuse goal in life yarmulke

ok, this made me laff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21380025)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:16 PM
Author: self-centered nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21380170)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:34 PM
Author: self-centered nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21380289)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:31 PM
Author: self-centered nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21380705)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:40 PM
Author: Dull Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21380811)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: concupiscible windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21380853)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 3:02 PM
Author: vivacious international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21381005)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 3:36 PM
Author: self-centered nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21381252)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 11:23 PM
Author: Dull Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21384799)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 10:37 AM
Author: self-centered nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21386754)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 12:38 PM
Author: passionate space national security agency

def credited lifestyle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21387498)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 1:48 PM
Author: Sooty halford

MOAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21387903)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 8:18 PM
Author: self-centered nowag

11:30PM Your first customer. An obese man with a zit-encrusted face that reminds you of a gopher rattles up in a 1983 Toyota Celica. He appraises you for a full minute, rhythmically stroking his glossy, luxuriant neckbeard.

" You're a little old for this game, aren't you?"

"Excuse me?"

"Most of my boys are half your age. Old enough to make their own choices, of course--far be it from me to violate their body/property rights. Not that I don't violate their bodies," he giggles.

"Ok man whatever"

"Yes, whatever... Whatever I want YOU SHALL GIVE ME" he bellows, a thick froth of spittle forming on his mouth.

He half-opens a chubby little hand and you see something gleam inside.

"Is that gold?"

"Oh my yes. PHYSICAL GOLD. They said I was a fool. They called me mad. MAD! But look who's laughing NOW!" he laughs diabolically

"I need that gold, man. Whatever you want, I'll do."

"Then you shall have it."

5 disgusting minutes later:

"alright, how about that gold?"

He shoves you out onto the street and floors the gas.

"Just remember, you were better off at the time of our transaction! Muaahahahahahaha!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21391229)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: slate incel haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21394739)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:55 AM
Author: sable whorehouse

Twist: it is Glenn Beck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21394762)



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Date: August 23rd, 2012 7:17 PM
Author: seedy rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21406145)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 10:52 AM
Author: Supple Cowardly Location

BUT WE HAD A CONTRACT!

(CGM's ultimate neckbeard fantasy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21740683)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:12 AM
Author: Onyx Hissy Fit Lay

Seriously underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21771172)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:40 PM
Author: Onyx Hissy Fit Lay

Still the best post ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#22255483)



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Date: December 30th, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: Onyx Hissy Fit Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#22336541)



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Date: November 3rd, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Claret Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#26640788)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 8:22 PM
Author: self-centered nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21391273)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 8:28 PM
Author: self-centered nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21391337)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 8:34 PM
Author: self-centered nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21391380)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 8:37 PM
Author: self-centered nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21391414)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 8:41 PM
Author: self-centered nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21391433)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 9:15 PM
Author: self-centered nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21391703)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 9:26 PM
Author: self-centered nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21391789)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: self-centered nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21392096)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 10:27 PM
Author: self-centered nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21392464)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 10:34 PM
Author: self-centered nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21392541)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:29 AM
Author: self-centered nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21394722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 11:57 AM
Author: self-centered nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21395448)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 1:47 PM
Author: self-centered nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21396123)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:27 PM
Author: self-centered nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21399036)



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Date: August 23rd, 2012 7:13 PM
Author: self-centered nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21406126)



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Date: August 23rd, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: buff arousing knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21406165)



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Date: September 6th, 2012 6:40 PM
Author: slate incel haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21513851)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 9:50 AM
Author: Dull Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21740507)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 10:46 AM
Author: crawly cerebral home

The ultimate Ron Paul/Libertarian Neckbeard Basement Dweller world would probably look like Mad Max. Or any third world country, really.

Roving gangs of unemployed TTT law school alumni with mohawks and cross bows raiding small settlements in the wasteland.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21771059)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 10:51 AM
Author: Fragrant sneaky criminal

Not flame: paultards will actually argue that Somalia makes the case for libertarianism, because living standards have improved moderately since they "got rid of their government."

Of course they neglect to mention that Mogadishu in the 1970s looked like this: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-RSD2S7AqZD0/ToDY8crp-tI/AAAAAAAAEO4/59t8MuIz2Vw/s1600/Mogadishu1970s%25281%2529.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21771081)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: passionate space national security agency

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21771108)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 10:58 AM
Author: exhilarant elite candlestick maker depressive

First, Somalia is not "libertarian".

Second, all you have succeeded in showing with this post is that government from 70-91 fucked up mightly and that its collapse has brought about improvements to the nation/city.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21771121)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:00 AM
Author: titillating gaped cuckold

holy fuck LOLOLLOLOLOOL I was about to call flame on shithead neckbeard paultards actually backing this argument hahahahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21771125)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:00 AM
Author: passionate space national security agency

oh look! an actual retard!

What you need to do is move to africa. that is the place where you can find what you want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21771129)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:35 AM
Author: Coiffed hilarious hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21771267)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:04 AM
Author: Fragrant sneaky criminal

Seems like the people who fucked up were the people who thought it was a good idea to overthrow the Somali government.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21771145)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:07 AM
Author: exhilarant elite candlestick maker depressive

huh? The country shit the bed under Barre. By the time the "overthrow" occurred, the damage to the country had already occurred.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21771160)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:09 AM
Author: Fragrant sneaky criminal

At its nadir Somalia was better off before the civil war than it is now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21771168)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:14 AM
Author: exhilarant elite candlestick maker depressive

"At its nadir Somalia was better off before the civil war than it is now."

This is objectively not true. Forget the nadir, just pick the late 80s-91 (i.e. pre-civil war) and compare the QOL vs now. You will see that in basically all key measures (infant mortality, life expectancy, literacy, etc) Somalia is better now than it was then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21771180)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: passionate space national security agency

Why are you incapable of understanding the point of any conversation you are in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21771183)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: Cobalt pea-brained point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21771188)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:37 AM
Author: Coiffed hilarious hall

This. This on steroids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21771280)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 10:52 AM
Author: aphrodisiac dark turdskin crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21946007)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:22 AM
Author: Fragrant sneaky criminal

Do you understand the word "nadir?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21771209)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Coiffed hilarious hall

I think he does. Do you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#21771296)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:48 PM
Author: Contagious deranged volcanic crater

To be fair,

*Erects strawman conflating mainstream pragmatic libertarian with hardcore anarcho-libertarian ideologue; pretends that all "libertarians" are hellbent on eliminating every single vestige of state power, up to and including public roads, public police forces, a public judiciary, etc.*

*Posts this strawman on XO*

*Gets dozens of 180's from gleeful, chuckling liberals smiling smugly at the thought of the unfathomable idiocy of their political opponents*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#22255526)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:50 PM
Author: passionate space national security agency

i sense anger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#22255536)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: Contagious deranged volcanic crater

To be fair,

Naw bro, I just prefer my scathing political humor to come from a place of truth. That's why liberal-friend-threading is so funny: we all know a bunch of super-sensitive faggots like that. I know a lot of libertarians, and very few of them get pissed about public roads, the existence of public police departments, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#22255557)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Maroon Dashing National Cuck

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#22255696)



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Date: November 20th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: copper abode deer antler

I believe that's the point, good sir!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#29217828)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:53 PM
Author: Laughsome nofapping potus

Describe this pragmatic libertarianism, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#22255552)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:58 PM
Author: Contagious deranged volcanic crater

To be fair,

Government should be forced to rigorously justify its existence/intervention, or else it shouldn't exist/intervene. Justification stems from answering the simple two-part question of whether the government is both capable of doing a decent job and is needed in the first place (i.e., the private marketplace won't realistically solve this problem in an acceptable manner).

Public roads are clearly justified. Wasteful, ultra-nitpicky bullshit "regulations" that make it basically impossible for small businesses to succeed (and often arise from industry capture in the first plce), or "obscenity" laws that don't really do a goddamn thing except allow the government to prosecute people engaging in relatively unpopular free speech without even providing clear guidelines for what is/isn't constitutional, are clearly not. Most things fall in the middle, and require thoughtful individual evaulation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#22255592)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Maroon Dashing National Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#22255698)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 3:25 PM
Author: self-centered nowag

To be fair,

CGM and his ilk routinely argue against public roads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#22255774)



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Date: May 2nd, 2019 1:00 AM
Author: hyperventilating gas station

"Public" roads tend to be government allocated subsidies to the car industry due to the car lobbyists advocating for the gov to give them a monopoly over transit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#38173751)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 3:26 PM
Author: Khaki medicated weed whacker selfie

A majority of americans agree with this statement but disagree re the individual evaluations of government existence and intervention

the president has stated this principle before but obviously has a broader view of what problems government can and should "solve"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#22255782)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 11:06 AM
Author: Wonderful drab hospital sandwich

Extremely cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#45131133)



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Date: February 21st, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Appetizing Idiot Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#22686411)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Shaky Factory Reset Button Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#25010966)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: zippy sapphire box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#25303338)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 12:40 PM
Author: ivory meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#25303347)



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Date: October 3rd, 2014 11:17 AM
Author: blathering spectacular base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#26449313)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 1:31 PM
Author: slimy bateful senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#28261125)



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Date: November 20th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: lavender indian lodge

how did i miss this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#29217829)



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Date: November 20th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: copper abode deer antler

TCQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#29217831)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:56 AM
Author: slimy bateful senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#31629964)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Filthy exciting stag film kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#31801783)



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Date: February 7th, 2019 6:48 PM
Author: slimy bateful senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#37744649)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 10:08 AM
Author: soul-stirring azure church building quadroon

this is joe bidens america so its funny now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#45130914)



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Date: August 26th, 2023 4:53 PM
Author: infuriating stage gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#46718757)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 1:54 PM
Author: Beady-eyed bull headed university police squad

This is so quaint now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#47086771)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 2:01 PM
Author: Mauve House-broken New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2̃#47086805)