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I have some new details about the spaceporn bar spaghetti incident

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there whe...
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Hand in the proverbial cookie jar
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This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent ove...
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brave of you to poast this
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Extremely inspiring poast thanks
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TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.
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Big if true
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The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’...
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Tick tock spaceporn
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Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.
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You’re fucked pal
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Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to ...
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couple weeks ago. you?
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I can confirm.
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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: Crimson Tanning Salon Police Squad

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there when it happened

SP had his hand all the way in the kid’s pants and was fondling his genitals. Kid was clearly in distress.

Waitress asked what he was doing when she came to bring SP another beer and SP had a panicked flipout like he was surprised anyone would notice.

Waitress did end up getting fired unfortunately but is considering suing either the restaurant or SP.

That’s all i know but am going to ask around a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46161253)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Navy potus bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46161283)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: soul-stirring magenta chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46161287)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Stimulating naked really tough guy

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46161289)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Drab Beta Theatre Place Of Business

To be fair,

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46161292)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Umber Bateful Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#48337327)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: topaz curious telephone skinny woman

Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get caught and so become very brazen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46161459)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: soul-stirring magenta chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46161511)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Exhilarant Cream Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46164478)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Umber Bateful Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46164596)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:54 PM
Author: motley public bath associate

sure bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46161904)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: clear orchestra pit stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46161906)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: Poppy Temple

This is so fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46161920)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: wonderful spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46163996)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: bright theater stage hominid

Hand in the proverbial cookie jar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46161921)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: Orchid Medicated Feces Coldplay Fan

This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent over the table pounding his ricehole. SP then pulled out and started to pee on SP jr while shouting 'HOUSE ON FIRE! HOUSE ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!'. It was a very lib bar so they were nervous about interfering since they did not want to come off as homophobic. The waitress was very brave for offering SP jr a towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46161937)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:04 PM
Author: shimmering trailer park

brave of you to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46164507)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Umber Bateful Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46164592)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: Appetizing halford gay wizard

Extremely inspiring poast thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46177424)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: silver fantasy-prone stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#47481014)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: nighttime violent stage cuck

TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46161964)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:15 PM
Author: Judgmental twinkling uncleanness ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46162120)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: hilarious odious area jap

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46162116)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:14 PM
Author: silver fantasy-prone stead

So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a private investigator? Or doing this all over zoom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46162119)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Crimson Tanning Salon Police Squad

The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’s all I really want to say in that area atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46162123)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: wonderful spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46163994)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: cheese-eating stage french chef

Tick tock spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46164444)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Piazza

Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46164523)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: cheese-eating stage french chef

You’re fucked pal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46164558)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Piazza

I’m doing great 👍

You are so fucked it’s just pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46164572)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Umber Bateful Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46164594)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Charismatic whorehouse round eye

Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46164599)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: pearl macaca

Jesus ain’t touching this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46168892)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 11:14 PM
Author: Cerise cracking parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46170246)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: nighttime violent stage cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46177413)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: Crimson Tanning Salon Police Squad

Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to GREAT lengths to try to ensure this never blows back on him.

Like, crazy person stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46259432)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Piazza

When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46259465)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:47 PM
Author: Crimson Tanning Salon Police Squad

couple weeks ago. you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46259508)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: Crimson Tanning Salon Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46293312)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: Poppy Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46293314)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: rose awkward gas station pozpig

wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just like a board joke because he worded things poorly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46293337)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: ocher laughsome site

new here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46293345)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: soul-stirring magenta chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46671965)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: razzmatazz senate legal warrant

based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poast quite a lot i don't retain very much info about poasters/drama because i truly come here only to say irreverent stuff and read what other people say), SP had a schtick a few years back where he got stoned and said "wacky" stuff. he is obviously awkward so him trying to be a chill breh is inevitably going to come off weird and unnatural. i distinctly remember one poast where he the title was something like "my four year old has a bigger dick than me bros" and like you say, there was a lot of poorly worded stuff in his poasts. i don't remember the basis for the playroom hotdog meme, but whatever it was it cannot have sounded good. i highly doubt he is actually a pedo, but to be honest none of us really KNOWS each other so can we say? anything is possible, but i don't think it's true.

but i can say this - he hasn't done himself any favors here (unless he is trolling and inviting the abuse).

the big question for me is whether the bar spaghetti thing actually happened or whether he is just baiting people. if it happened, why the fuck would he talk about it here? he knows what the result would be. and if it did happen, i really don't know what to think. that is certainly suspicious as fuck if you're being accused of a server of doing something inappropriate with a child. has anyone ever had that happen to them? the most charitable thing i can say about that is maybe the waitress said something innocuous like "why the hell are you in the bar with a little kid" and SP, because he is unhinged and has a short fuse, just went bonkers and took it to be an accusation of pedo activity. i dunno.

someone (i think Mase?) the other day says that as of february the real SP was poasting here. not sure how he knows that. but i legit thought that SP was an imposter going back to january because the spaghetti incident is just borderline unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46293361)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Piazza

Just don't talk about me, pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46293390)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: Poppy Temple

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46293396)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:33 AM
Author: razzmatazz senate legal warrant

throwaway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46293399)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Poppy Temple

I can't say more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46293406)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: razzmatazz senate legal warrant

i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46293414)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Poppy Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46293417)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: rose awkward gas station pozpig

yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really be him because no sane person would do / say the shit he says constantly on here, making crazy ass threads and stirring things up with people for no reason.

if that restaurant thing is true, that's a solid where there's smoke there's fire situation because i can't envision a circumstance where a server would call out a customer over their kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46294280)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: Stimulating naked really tough guy

new poaster, first day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46294284)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: rose awkward gas station pozpig

like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story, but it's really hard for me to square someone with their identity so wildly known taking so much time out of his day to do and say the wacky stuff i see on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46294300)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: marvelous turquoise national jew

This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant story? Can you link the original poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46294309)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: Orchid Medicated Feces Coldplay Fan

SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thought he had kidnapped and raped his son. He complained to the manager and they gave him a free dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46294319)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: razzmatazz senate legal warrant

imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this description of what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46295133)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: marvelous turquoise national jew

this board is like a schizophrenic AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46295823)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Cerise cracking parlor

Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little fucker begged for a playroom hotdog and now he won’t eat it.”

shitmodded of course, draw your own conclusions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#48360620)



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Date: June 17th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: Bearded Resort Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46438170)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:55 AM
Author: Cerise cracking parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46671961)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: Coral Stag Film

Call me old fashioned but I think this is sick and SP needs to be stopped. Poor kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46672800)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: Frisky Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#46862311)



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Date: November 1st, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: razzmatazz senate legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#47008653)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: Ivory institution elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#47481002)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: Orchid Medicated Feces Coldplay Fan

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#47548999)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: Bearded Resort Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#47549388)



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Date: April 14th, 2024 5:27 PM
Author: Idiotic histrionic becky den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#47582887)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: clear orchestra pit stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#47689632)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Pale party of the first part

Your kids will be dancing on those bars if you don’t quit molesting them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#47689636)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: diverse arrogant church trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2̃#48337324)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
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