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Forgotten scum platformers from the 90s: Oddworld, Earthworm Jim, Toejam & Earl,

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Mentally impaired razzmatazz weed whacker elastic band
  05/20/25
We're doing rape tape right now.
Carnelian cheese-eating philosopher-king
  05/20/25
Never played it
Mentally impaired razzmatazz weed whacker elastic band
  05/20/25
Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or som...
Slap-happy resort
  05/20/25
It came out in 1997
Mentally impaired razzmatazz weed whacker elastic band
  05/20/25
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painfully honest home
  10/24/25
wario land
Vivacious bisexual office reading party
  05/20/25
Wario Land is a prestigious game
Mentally impaired razzmatazz weed whacker elastic band
  05/20/25
Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer
Blathering faggot firefighter
  05/20/25
Yeah that was engagement bait
Mentally impaired razzmatazz weed whacker elastic band
  05/20/25
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painfully honest home
  10/23/25
Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game...
aphrodisiac impertinent university dysfunction
  05/21/25
Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy ...
Mentally impaired razzmatazz weed whacker elastic band
  10/23/25
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painfully honest home
  10/23/25
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titillating parlour
  10/23/25
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painfully honest home
  10/24/25
All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and ...
out-of-control henna pozpig forum
  10/23/25
Jesus
Carnelian cheese-eating philosopher-king
  10/23/25
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painfully honest home
  10/24/25
Vector man is incredibly Scummy
Bull Headed Bespoke Giraffe Goyim
  10/25/25
Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986&nda...
Bull Headed Bespoke Giraffe Goyim
  10/25/25
The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants
Carnelian cheese-eating philosopher-king
  10/25/25
Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af
Bull Headed Bespoke Giraffe Goyim
  10/25/25
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painfully honest home
  10/25/25
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Bull Headed Bespoke Giraffe Goyim
  10/25/25
180
painfully honest home
  10/25/25
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Mentally impaired razzmatazz weed whacker elastic band
  10/25/25
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painfully honest home
  10/25/25
Toe jam and earl was so good. So many hidden things and mech...
coalition of rabbis
  08/25/26
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lfo
  08/26/26
The Oddworld series was fucking great. Even the Xbox one (d...
Fucking Fuckface
  08/26/26


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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Mentally impaired razzmatazz weed whacker elastic band

What else

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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Carnelian cheese-eating philosopher-king

We're doing rape tape right now.

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Mentally impaired razzmatazz weed whacker elastic band

Never played it

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Slap-happy resort

Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or something

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Mentally impaired razzmatazz weed whacker elastic band

It came out in 1997

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: painfully honest home



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Vivacious bisexual office reading party

wario land

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Mentally impaired razzmatazz weed whacker elastic band

Wario Land is a prestigious game

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: Blathering faggot firefighter

Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2̃#48949452)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: Mentally impaired razzmatazz weed whacker elastic band

Yeah that was engagement bait

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: painfully honest home



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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: aphrodisiac impertinent university dysfunction

Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game Gear’s Shinobi. The later is probably more “forgotten” though.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2̃#48952001)



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Mentally impaired razzmatazz weed whacker elastic band

Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy af and you can fly though every level but if you want to 100% it, it gets hard and obscure. Like you gotta look up what to do. Its an auteur driven game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2̃#49369974)



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: painfully honest home



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: titillating parlour



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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: painfully honest home



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: out-of-control henna pozpig forum

All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and the one with the Tasmanian tiger.

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: Carnelian cheese-eating philosopher-king

Jesus

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: painfully honest home



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: Bull Headed Bespoke Giraffe Goyim

Vector man is incredibly Scummy

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Bull Headed Bespoke Giraffe Goyim

Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986–1992)

Chuck Rock (Amiga / Genesis / SNES, 1991)

Joe & Mac (Caveman Ninja) (Arcade / SNES / Genesis, 1991)

Bonk’s Adventure / BC Kid / PC Genjin (TurboGrafx-16, 1989–1993)

The Flintstones series (NES / SNES, 1991–1994)

Prehistorik / Prehistorik 2 (PC / Amiga, 1991–1993)

Big Nose the Caveman (NES, 1991)

Caveman Ugh-Lympics (PC / NES, 1988)

Trog! (Arcade / NES, 1990)

B.C.’s Quest for Tires (ColecoVision / C64, 1983)

🪓 How Caveman Platformers Are Inexorably Tied to the Scumbag Clique

Caveman platformers are the Scumbag psyche digitized—primitive, appetitive, circular.

They center on consumption and impulse, not achievement: eat, hit, fuck, repeat.

The player enacts the Scumbag loop; momentary satisfaction with no accumulation or learning.

Each game celebrates bodily immediacy: hunger, muscle, libido, idiocy.

Progress is an illusion; the Stone Age persists, just as the Scumbag never ascends class or spirit.

Their humor lies in degradation, their color in futility—a world of meat and noise where thought is extinction.

These games embody the eternal present, a world without language, memory, or transcendence. the Scumbag’s digital cave, flickering with the same stone-age glow of beer signs and CRTs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2̃#49374874)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Carnelian cheese-eating philosopher-king

The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2̃#49374875)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Bull Headed Bespoke Giraffe Goyim

Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2̃#49374877)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: painfully honest home



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: Bull Headed Bespoke Giraffe Goyim

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: painfully honest home

180

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Mentally impaired razzmatazz weed whacker elastic band



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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: painfully honest home



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Date: August 25th, 2026 11:17 PM
Author: coalition of rabbis

Toe jam and earl was so good. So many hidden things and mechanics

Loved when games did this. Rarely see it now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2̃#50093422)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: lfo



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Date: August 26th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

The Oddworld series was fucking great. Even the Xbox one (didn't play the last one that was a shooter or some shit...only the ones where you controlled motherfuckers like Abe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2̃#50094784)