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Why are no US sports teams named after the Romans?

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Ti...
Thriller corn cake hall
  08/28/25
I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the...
lavender point genital piercing
  08/28/25
Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point
self-absorbed weed whacker
  08/28/25
because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after...
Lemon Goal In Life Regret
  08/28/25
how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about...
Chartreuse mediation
  08/28/25
immigration from North Africa is how
razzle-dazzle macaca water buffalo
  08/29/25
If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the ...
marvelous hyperventilating lay old irish cottage
  08/28/25
Romulus and Remus would like a word
lavender point genital piercing
  08/28/25
That’s what he’s referring to dipshit
Thriller corn cake hall
  08/28/25
How about I Trojan your ass
swashbuckling hospital
  08/28/25
Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and...
Judgmental effete tanning salon telephone
  08/28/25
Read up on the legend a bit more
Thriller corn cake hall
  08/28/25
NHL does in Canada https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otta...
geriatric ungodly jap
  08/28/25
cr. forgot about them
Thriller corn cake hall
  08/28/25
OP said US sports teams
Supple Partner
  08/28/25
by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ot...
Thriller corn cake hall
  08/29/25
no
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  08/29/25
Eat shit
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators
Indigo gas station philosopher-king
  08/28/25
nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. ...
Topaz Maniacal Mental Disorder
  08/28/25
Centurions and Legion would be good names
bright self-centered parlour prole
  08/28/25
any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so ...
Topaz Maniacal Mental Disorder
  08/29/25
How could you forget about the Rome Emperors? https://en....
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  08/28/25
Op pwned. Growing a beard. https://www.centurapride.com/
mind-boggling citrine cumskin
  08/28/25
Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders...
self-absorbed weed whacker
  08/28/25
you can’t build an empire through conquest without bei...
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  08/28/25
Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republic...
self-absorbed weed whacker
  08/28/25
wow
razzle-dazzle macaca water buffalo
  08/29/25
The California Gays are a major team iirc
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  08/29/25
180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonaut...
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  08/29/25
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I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore ...
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  08/29/25
The Cleveland Commoduses
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The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Balti...
Fluffy Aggressive French Chef
  08/29/25
But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, a...
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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: Thriller corn cake hall

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Titans), the Norse (Vikings), even the Irish (Celtics and Fighting Irish), but none are named after the Romans. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2̃#49218557)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:56 AM
Author: lavender point genital piercing

I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the closest I could get was the Idaho Vandals, the Vandals having sacked Rome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2̃#49218558)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: self-absorbed weed whacker

Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2̃#49219392)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: Lemon Goal In Life Regret

because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after niggistan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2̃#49218559)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Chartreuse mediation

how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about all the teams named after injuns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2̃#49218604)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle macaca water buffalo

immigration from North Africa is how

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2̃#49222270)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: marvelous hyperventilating lay old irish cottage

If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the founders of Rome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2̃#49218560)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:02 AM
Author: lavender point genital piercing

Romulus and Remus would like a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2̃#49218562)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: Thriller corn cake hall

That’s what he’s referring to dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2̃#49218575)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:49 AM
Author: swashbuckling hospital

How about I Trojan your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2̃#49218581)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: Judgmental effete tanning salon telephone

Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and were centuries after Aeneas. That’s the joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2̃#49218599)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Thriller corn cake hall

Read up on the legend a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2̃#49219518)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:33 AM
Author: geriatric ungodly jap

NHL does in Canada

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottawa_Senators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2̃#49218579)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:03 AM
Author: Thriller corn cake hall

cr. forgot about them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2̃#49218590)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Supple Partner

OP said US sports teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2̃#49220228)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Thriller corn cake hall

by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ottawa Senators a credited response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2̃#49222259)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Supple Partner

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2̃#49222271)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: crimson hairraiser church

Eat shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2̃#49222283)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Supple Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2̃#49218602)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: crimson hairraiser church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2̃#49219360)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:42 AM
Author: Indigo gas station philosopher-king

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2̃#49218580)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:11 AM
Author: Topaz Maniacal Mental Disorder

nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. Shit like gladiators and centurions doesn’t sound right. Plenty of Colosseum stadiums out there. LA has the Forum, there’s the Aqueduct racetrack in NY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2̃#49218598)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: bright self-centered parlour prole

Centurions and Legion would be good names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2̃#49219923)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: Topaz Maniacal Mental Disorder

any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so did the Dallas knights.

legion would be good for soccer i guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2̃#49221791)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: Bespoke pit main people

How could you forget about the Rome Emperors?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rome_Emperors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2̃#49218600)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: mind-boggling citrine cumskin

Op pwned. Growing a beard.

https://www.centurapride.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2̃#49218773)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: self-absorbed weed whacker

Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders. U.S. sports culture wants the scrappers, not the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2̃#49219402)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Thriller corn cake hall

you can’t build an empire through conquest without being great warriors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2̃#49219522)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: self-absorbed weed whacker

Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republican Congressmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2̃#49219689)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle macaca water buffalo

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2̃#49222274)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: talented flesh voyeur feces

The California Gays are a major team iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2̃#49221794)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: cerebral locus gaming laptop

180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonauts, occasional VAndals, Scots, Highlanders, VIkings, Norse. Weird ones like Britons and Saxons. But basically no Romans. Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2̃#49221815)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Thriller corn cake hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2̃#49221966)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Thriller corn cake hall

I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore seen as villains when most US sports franchises and university athletic departments were created? only reason I can think of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2̃#49222267)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Fuchsia charismatic native half-breed

The Cleveland Commoduses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2̃#49222287)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Fluffy Aggressive French Chef

The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Baltimore Christians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2̃#49222428)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, and Saints.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2̃#50102090)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: null spammer = closeted Grindr fag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2̃#50102080)