He felt this was, and I quote from memory because I refused to touch the physical document a second time, "descrimination against the Comunity" (He capitalized "Community" but not the name of the city). He closed with "Sinserely, A Concerned Citizen" and left it in my inbox with a Post-It note that said "can u proof read this."

I did not "proof read" it. I stared at it for seven minutes and then placed it back in the shared manager's inbox, face down.

Tabitha, somehow, found it and told me I should "congratulate him on his civic engagement." She was eating a breakfast sandwich at 2:15 PM, BTW.

Update: it got published. The "SeaTTTle Neighborhood Circular," which has a readership of perhaps 40 people, corrected none of his spelling errors.

He printed a copy and taped it to the break room wall next to the OSHA poster and my note.

How dare they.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838546&forum_id=2̃#49697552)

I possess the intellect which allowed me to bootstrap my way to the highest echelons of my local grocery.

I am simply reporting that a man who spells "sincerely" as "Sinserely" and "benches" as "Benchs" submitted a 600-word letter to a neighborhood circular about a bus stop bench, and it was published without a single correction, and he was then congratulated by Tabitha, who was holding a Big Gulp and had Cheeto dust on her lanyard.

My "marbles" are exactly where they have always been.

This is fine.™

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838546&forum_id=2̃#49697559)