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I just turned 42, what should I do for my girlfriend's 25th birhday

For my birthday, I went camping at Leo Carrillo with her, my...
Twinkling provocative masturbator candlestick maker
  06/15/26
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Crusty karate double fault
  06/16/26
lol
Magical metal dilemma
  06/16/26
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Laughsome step-uncle's house dragon
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brass station azn
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180 boltzmann
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Stubborn Violent Gas Station
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rusted sexy legal warrant idea he suggested
  06/17/26
Put some extra air in her so she doesn't deflate when you ne...
Lemon dead sex offender party of the first part
  06/15/26
She loves my average penis.
Twinkling provocative masturbator candlestick maker
  06/15/26
Ask her why she's a gold digging whore. Ask her to babysit ...
Lemon dead sex offender party of the first part
  06/15/26
My girlfriend doesn't care about money. I don't buy her anyt...
Twinkling provocative masturbator candlestick maker
  06/15/26
does she pick the movies or do you
citrine native
  06/15/26
We have similar taste. We usually switch off showing each ot...
Twinkling provocative masturbator candlestick maker
  06/15/26
No one believes this, surely you don't think she is in it fo...
onyx big school
  06/15/26
Well she has been with me for a long time now and she still ...
Twinkling provocative masturbator candlestick maker
  06/15/26
How much are you paying the handsome guy to fuck her?
onyx big school
  06/15/26
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Blue at-the-ready shrine legend
  06/16/26
wait wtf you have a Black King? this thread just got good
Crystalline odious property mood
  06/15/26
Criminally underappreciated, 180 post
Electric filthy lettuce school cafeteria
  06/16/26
Very sad thread.
Frozen crackhouse french chef
  06/15/26
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brass station azn
  06/15/26
do your kids still call her their favorite mom? does your wi...
Crystalline odious property mood
  06/15/26
She has a new BF. He is a pro chess player who is ranked lik...
Twinkling provocative masturbator candlestick maker
  06/15/26
You are repulsive.
Lemon dead sex offender party of the first part
  06/15/26
happy for her, it's probably dope to be dating someone highl...
Crystalline odious property mood
  06/15/26
What an absolutely psychotic thing to say
onyx big school
  06/15/26
what, this? -- Date: June 15th, 2026 7:45 PM Author: cali...
Crystalline odious property mood
  06/15/26
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Stubborn Violent Gas Station
  06/16/26
say you’re jewish without saying you’re jewish
Medicated university
  06/16/26
lol you can't make a living playing chess at that level
disgusting whorehouse pervert
  06/16/26
I think his ex wife has plenty of money. They can play all t...
Laughsome step-uncle's house dragon
  06/16/26
paralegal daniel is top 100 in the world in hearthstone. pr...
godawful galvanic box office
  06/16/26
nitrous
marvelous kitchen dysfunction
  06/15/26
That's really bad for you. I would never.
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  06/15/26
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marvelous kitchen dysfunction
  06/15/26
2cb/2ci
Cerise Toilet Seat
  06/15/26
Welcome back gunneratttt
Laughsome step-uncle's house dragon
  06/16/26
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talented queen of the night
  06/16/26
How often do you get your kids?
Unholy stirring garrison codepig
  06/16/26
50/50 but I end up with more than that b/c my ex-wife gives ...
Twinkling provocative masturbator candlestick maker
  06/16/26
kinda like how you gave up time with them and her to fuck yo...
Crystalline odious property mood
  06/16/26
180. Sounds like you are both living your best life.
Unholy stirring garrison codepig
  06/16/26
...
Crystalline odious property mood
  06/16/26
How much money did she settle for
Laughsome step-uncle's house dragon
  06/16/26
That's a genuinely big day for her, but you want to play it ...
Electric filthy lettuce school cafeteria
  06/16/26
This thread is so ghoulishly jewish that i’m not even ...
onyx big school
  06/16/26
i'm starting to think he's trolling us. i'm pretty sure the ...
disrespectful scourge upon the earth
  06/16/26
I don't know if he's capable of flame, I know it comes acros...
Crystalline odious property mood
  06/16/26
he truly thinks that girl he's been posting is....????
disrespectful scourge upon the earth
  06/16/26
thin + young = hot, who cares about the tattoos or face?
Crystalline odious property mood
  06/16/26
His lengthy posting career shows us he isn't capable of flam...
onyx big school
  06/16/26
Unbelievable thread.
well-lubricated motley son of senegal
  06/16/26
Take her to Chuck E Cheese’s.
Drunken hell
  06/16/26
trade her in for two 12 1/2 year olds
Irradiated cruise ship
  06/16/26
buy some of disco fries' old coins for her
Blue at-the-ready shrine legend
  06/16/26
I haven't done anything for my birthday since turning 25
brass station azn
  06/16/26
You should date CSLG and he will treat you
Stubborn Violent Gas Station
  06/17/26
Get her a black bull with 12 in BBC
Costumed mad cow disease
  06/16/26


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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: Twinkling provocative masturbator candlestick maker

For my birthday, I went camping at Leo Carrillo with her, my kids, and our 90lb rottweiler. Was super fun. She made us food, played with my kids, and we all hiked/went to the beach. For example, one day she made us eggs, bacon and pancakes for breakfast, and carne asada tacos for dinner. We just ate pbj for lunch.

I'm not sure what to do for her birthday. I'm thinking airbnb in big bear with her and the dog for a night. It's only a 2 hour drive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49941106)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:22 AM
Author: Crusty karate double fault

tattoo removal seems like the cr gift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49941850)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:10 PM
Author: Magical metal dilemma

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49942492)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Laughsome step-uncle's house dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49942495)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: brass station azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49942522)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: 180 boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49942536)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: Stubborn Violent Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49943766)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: rusted sexy legal warrant idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49943773)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:40 PM
Author: Lemon dead sex offender party of the first part

Put some extra air in her so she doesn't deflate when you needle dick her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49941111)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: Twinkling provocative masturbator candlestick maker

She loves my average penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49941116)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: Lemon dead sex offender party of the first part

Ask her why she's a gold digging whore.

Ask her to babysit your kids since mom and dad are only interested in themselves.

Pay the bull extra.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49941124)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:44 PM
Author: Twinkling provocative masturbator candlestick maker

My girlfriend doesn't care about money. I don't buy her anything and she mostly supports herself. I just pay for a trip sometimes and when we do an occasional dinner. She mostly cooks for me and we stay in and watch movies, have sex, scuba dive, camp, walk the dog, go on drives, go to the beach, and hike.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49941133)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: citrine native

does she pick the movies or do you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49941136)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: Twinkling provocative masturbator candlestick maker

We have similar taste. We usually switch off showing each other movies or we pick whatever horror/thriller is new. The last few movies we watched were Annabel Creation, The Crow (new), Don't Breach, and Hush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49941148)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: onyx big school

No one believes this, surely you don't think she is in it for anything else. You're hideous and have put your rancid personality and sociopathic core on display on XO. You have no redeeming features aside from money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49941138)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: Twinkling provocative masturbator candlestick maker

Well she has been with me for a long time now and she still pays all her own bills, so I'm not sure what she is getting out of it besides this handsome guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49941155)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:50 PM
Author: onyx big school

How much are you paying the handsome guy to fuck her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49941157)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Blue at-the-ready shrine legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49942439)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: Crystalline odious property mood

wait wtf you have a Black King? this thread just got good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49941174)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: Electric filthy lettuce school cafeteria

Criminally underappreciated, 180 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49942248)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: Frozen crackhouse french chef

Very sad thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49941119)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: brass station azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49941141)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: Crystalline odious property mood

do your kids still call her their favorite mom? does your wife (or ex-wife?) know that? is she dating someone new yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49941125)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Twinkling provocative masturbator candlestick maker

She has a new BF. He is a pro chess player who is ranked like 250 in the US. My daughter would throw my ex-wife under a bus for my girlfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49941135)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: Lemon dead sex offender party of the first part

You are repulsive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49941146)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: Crystalline odious property mood

happy for her, it's probably dope to be dating someone highly intelligent. we should all be so lucky. is he a younger dude?

does she lurk on xo? what would happen if she saw the sentence "My daughter would throw my ex-wife under a bus for my girlfriend"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49941147)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: onyx big school

What an absolutely psychotic thing to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49941149)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:52 PM
Author: Crystalline odious property mood

what, this?

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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:45 PM

Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

She has a new BF. He is a pro chess player who is ranked like 250 in the US. My daughter would throw my ex-wife under a bus for my girlfriend.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2#49941135

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49941168)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:42 PM
Author: Stubborn Violent Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49942424)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: Medicated university

say you’re jewish without saying you’re jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49942275)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 7:58 PM
Author: disgusting whorehouse pervert

lol you can't make a living playing chess at that level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49942804)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Laughsome step-uncle's house dragon

I think his ex wife has plenty of money. They can play all the chess they want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49942814)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: godawful galvanic box office

paralegal daniel is top 100 in the world in hearthstone. prestigious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49942819)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: marvelous kitchen dysfunction

nitrous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49941153)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:50 PM
Author: Twinkling provocative masturbator candlestick maker

That's really bad for you. I would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49941158)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:52 PM
Author: marvelous kitchen dysfunction

pussy

wtf is even the point of fucking 20yo pussy as a senile old man and abandoning ur kids if ur not gonna do poppers like steve-o

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49941166)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Cerise Toilet Seat

2cb/2ci

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49941172)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:14 AM
Author: Laughsome step-uncle's house dragon

Welcome back gunneratttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49941686)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:27 AM
Author: talented queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49941856)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:25 AM
Author: Unholy stirring garrison codepig

How often do you get your kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49941853)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Twinkling provocative masturbator candlestick maker

50/50 but I end up with more than that b/c my ex-wife gives up time with them so she can travel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49942179)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: Crystalline odious property mood

kinda like how you gave up time with them and her to fuck your client/witness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49942186)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: Unholy stirring garrison codepig

180. Sounds like you are both living your best life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49942188)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: Crystalline odious property mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49942189)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: Laughsome step-uncle's house dragon

How much money did she settle for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49942419)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: Electric filthy lettuce school cafeteria

That's a genuinely big day for her, but you want to play it cool while making her feel special. A diamond ring worth about 60 months' salary is about right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49942247)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: onyx big school

This thread is so ghoulishly jewish that i’m not even sure if it’s real cslg fully dropping the mask or a parody.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49942437)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:54 PM
Author: disrespectful scourge upon the earth

i'm starting to think he's trolling us. i'm pretty sure the line in the initial thread about his daughter saying his gf is her new mommy now or whatever was flaem

i reacted earnestly to it if you ready the subthread wasteland i started in that thread. embarrassing for me

also, there is no possible way CSLG or anyone could believe the girl he's been poasting pics of is .... nvm not even worth saying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49942449)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: Crystalline odious property mood

I don't know if he's capable of flame, I know it comes across that way but he's Actually Like That

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49942455)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:01 PM
Author: disrespectful scourge upon the earth

he truly thinks that girl he's been posting is....????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49942471)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Crystalline odious property mood

thin + young = hot, who cares about the tattoos or face?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49942478)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 9:11 PM
Author: onyx big school

His lengthy posting career shows us he isn't capable of flame or humor. All he can do is post shameless self promotion. It seems he was trying to mimic humans for a while but now he is going to stop pretending and go full kike. This is really who this sociopathic ratface is inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49943135)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: well-lubricated motley son of senegal

Unbelievable thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49942440)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: Drunken hell

Take her to Chuck E Cheese’s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49942441)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: Irradiated cruise ship

trade her in for two 12 1/2 year olds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49942442)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Blue at-the-ready shrine legend

buy some of disco fries' old coins for her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49942445)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:32 PM
Author: brass station azn

I haven't done anything for my birthday since turning 25

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49942541)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: Stubborn Violent Gas Station

You should date CSLG and he will treat you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49943765)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:05 PM
Author: Costumed mad cow disease

Get her a black bull with 12 in BBC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2̃#49942837)