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ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:06 PM Author: laughsome crackhouse Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the blazing Mexican sun and the bleaching dust. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50096867) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM Author: laughsome crackhouse Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50097578) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM Author: Scarlet immigrant I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50099122) |
Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: laughsome crackhouse Mother died today. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50096870) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM Author: Supple kitty cat Camuuuuuuuus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50096901) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: laughsome crackhouse correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в�€#50096907) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: salmon cuckold op predicted Mamdani would lose btw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50096871) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 AM Author: Slate goyim boiling water Wtf embarrassing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50098941) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:09 PM Author: laughsome crackhouse Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50096873) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM Author: Trip effete stain juggernaut portrait of the artist as a young man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50096912) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM Author: laughsome crackhouse incorrect, but not outrageously far off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50096916) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 PM Author: indigo disgusting shrine Ulysses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50096968) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: laughsome crackhouse ✅ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в�€#50096970) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM Author: indigo disgusting shrine Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the other guesser (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50096974) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM Author: laughsome crackhouse maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50096975) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:32 AM Author: Useless Multi-colored Legend i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesis on it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50099117) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:12 PM Author: laughsome crackhouse While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his publisher proclaimed, 'achieved an assured and enviable position in contemporary letters'. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50096885) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM Author: laughsome crackhouse Evelyn Waugh, Scoop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50097581) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:13 PM Author: laughsome crackhouse 124 was spiteful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50096887) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM Author: laughsome crackhouse Toni Morrison, Beloved (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50097586) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:15 PM Author: laughsome crackhouse At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general, the police chief of a tenuous national government of China. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50096897) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM Author: sapphire magical hospital lettuce is this the swans book? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50097517) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:25 PM Author: laughsome crackhouse yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed this book on here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50097523) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:32 PM Author: sapphire magical hospital lettuce i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100. entirely linear expository narration of events. twas sincerely boring like an actual history book. i must have been fascinated by the content originally. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50097544) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:34 PM Author: laughsome crackhouse The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writing. Nobody before then (or since then) had narrated the personal experience of living through that era of history in the same way. That's what I thought was gripping when I first read it, long ago now. Probably despite her writing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50097550) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM Author: laughsome crackhouse What’s it going to be then, eh? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в�€#50096900) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: indigo disgusting shrine A clockwork orange (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50096969) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: laughsome crackhouse ✅ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в�€#50096971) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:17 PM Author: laughsome crackhouse September 16, 1991. Today it finally began! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50096905) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM Author: laughsome crackhouse William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50097588) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM Author: Supple kitty cat „Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в�€#50096911) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:21 PM Author: laughsome crackhouse the Betamorphosis *erwachte, not erwachen hat* *aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte* |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM Author: Supple kitty cat Ty herr kommandant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50096922) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM Author: laughsome crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50096925) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM Author: Supple kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50096913) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM Author: laughsome crackhouse In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is available, fairly reliable short-term prediction and control of a society's behavior may be possible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50096914) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM Author: Supple kitty cat Catch-22 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50096928) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM Author: laughsome crackhouse edit ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в�€#50096932) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:28 PM Author: Supple kitty cat No I fucked it up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50096938) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM Author: laughsome crackhouse Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this place: ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в�€#50096944) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM Author: Supple kitty cat I apologize for being so bad at this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50096947) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM Author: laughsome crackhouse lmao you're fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50096954) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM Author: laughsome crackhouse Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM Author: laughsome crackhouse Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50096923) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM Author: Supple kitty cat Dickens (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50096929) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM Author: laughsome crackhouse ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в�€#50096935) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM Author: Trip effete stain juggernaut anna karenina (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50096934) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM Author: laughsome crackhouse ✅ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в�€#50096936) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM Author: laughsome crackhouse It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50096927) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM Author: Supple kitty cat The English Patient (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50096931) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM Author: laughsome crackhouse ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в�€#50096937) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM Author: sapphire magical hospital lettuce wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50097548) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: indigo disgusting shrine Catch 22 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50096972) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM Author: laughsome crackhouse ✅ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в�€#50096973) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:48 PM Author: cocky sanctuary nowag I think this is the only one I caught and because of the name. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50097600) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM Author: laughsome crackhouse I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50096942) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM Author: Supple kitty cat Orwell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50096943) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM Author: laughsome crackhouse ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в�€#50096946) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM Author: laughsome crackhouse Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50097592) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM Author: laughsome crackhouse Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50096951) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM Author: Supple kitty cat 🧐🤔 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в�€#50096961) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM Author: laughsome crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50096963) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:19 PM Author: Translucent Dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50098022) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:34 PM Author: misunderstood useless brakes double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50098527) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM Author: Useless Multi-colored Legend the spaceporn story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50099121) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM Author: laughsome crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50097505) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM Author: Supple kitty cat http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913
U can get this one! |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:21 PM Author: laughsome crackhouse I really can't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50097510) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:22 PM Author: Supple kitty cat Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в�€#50097511) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM Author: laughsome crackhouse yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this, never any Proust (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50097516) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM Author: Supple kitty cat Triste! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50097532) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM Author: laughsome crackhouse I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read this, in fact I have read nothing by the gentleman in question (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50097515) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:27 PM Author: Supple kitty cat It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life after biting into a madeleine dipped in tea. Nothing major. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50097530) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM Author: laughsome crackhouse see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50097534) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:29 PM Author: Supple kitty cat Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50097537) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:30 PM Author: laughsome crackhouse the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts will stay with me forever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50097541) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:36 PM Author: Supple kitty cat No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century novel dude lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50097556) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:37 PM Author: laughsome crackhouse https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50097559) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:38 PM Author: laughsome crackhouse https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/dangerousliaisons-thurman-hd-02-hd.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50097564) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:40 PM Author: Supple kitty cat «J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié ces letters.» (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в�€#50097569) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:42 PM Author: laughsome crackhouse I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful to the 1985 play which was based faithfully on the 1700-whatever novel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50097573) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM Author: Supple kitty cat It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it looks like shite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50097584) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM Author: laughsome crackhouse Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent naked breasts? Does it? No, it doesn't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50097598) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:56 PM Author: Supple kitty cat You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to lock yourself in the garage and write the next great novel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50097624) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM Author: cocky sanctuary nowag Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50097545) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM Author: laughsome crackhouse don't know :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50097595) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM Author: cocky sanctuary nowag Sound and Fury (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50097596) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM Author: laughsome crackhouse oh good one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50097599) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:20 PM Author: Translucent Dysfunction Great thread. These were difficult. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50098024) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:31 PM Author: Duck-like mother dog poop 3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в�€#50098240) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:53 PM Author: Supple kitty cat Mein Kampf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50098285) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:12 PM Author: Duck-like mother dog poop No. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50098350) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:26 AM Author: laughsome crackhouse Dracula (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50099113) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:58 PM Author: comical startled water buffalo Im gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50098300) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:07 PM Author: Exhilarant Library A Confederacy of Dunces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50098333) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:35 PM Author: misunderstood useless brakes double fault A Promised Land, Barack Obama (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50098528) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:58 AM Author: Floppy depressive native God Emperor of Dune (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50098931) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:39 AM Author: charcoal cheese-eating jewess antidepressant drug In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50099243) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:40 PM Author: Exhilarant Library raisin in the sun (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50100039) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:52 PM Author: Cracking locale It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50100064) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:57 PM Author: Supple kitty cat Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50100077) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:40 AM Author: Cracking locale https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2�#50101306) |
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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:03 PM Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::> I'm cheating a little, but:
"We didn’t bother going to the football game. It’s the last game, but we’re all in our own worlds tonight and didn’t want any distractions. And I’ve avoided public places since I beat up that minister." |
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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:08 PM Author: Debunked antisemitic trope no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i wanted to kill myself. "That sounds like a heavy weight to carry, and it makes total sense that you’d want to skip the game and stay in your own space tonight. When you're dealing with the aftermath of something that intense, being in a big crowd is probably the last thing you need. It sounds like you and your friends are all processing a lot right now." |