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What's the protocol for kicking a guy out of your friend group?
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Date: May 8th, 2026 9:29 AM Author: Enola str8 Long story on how this happened but basically 2 guys wormed their way into our main friend group by being friends of core guys. Both guys are named Greg. We don't wanna do the "Greg G" "Greg R" thing, we just want one of the Gregs gone. How do we decide on which one and how to we break it to him? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2�#49874589) |
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Date: May 8th, 2026 9:38 AM Author: Diamond Dallas Chad You make a facially neutral "no duplicate names" rule that easily survives rational basis scrutiny for numerous logistical reasons. Kick them both out using the rule -- no hard feelings because the rule was applied neutrally so neither can complain. Not even "Gregs" were singled out, just duplicate names. After they're both gone, I can't think of a legit, non-israel reason why you can't invite the one you prefer back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2�#49874601) |
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Date: May 8th, 2026 9:58 AM Author: Enola str8 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2�#49874632) |
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Date: May 8th, 2026 9:43 AM Author: fuck man xo realize this is johnsmeyer but just call them by their last names or call one of them dingleberry or something (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2�#49874607) |
Date: May 8th, 2026 9:43 AM Author: peeface if you are referring to a chat group member by their first name, they aren't a friend. nuke both from the group with malice.
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Date: May 8th, 2026 9:58 AM Author: Enola str8 Huh? What are you supposed to call them? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2�#49874631) |
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Date: May 8th, 2026 11:12 AM Author: peeface - last name - variation of last name - nickname
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Date: May 8th, 2026 12:39 PM Author: Enola str8 Must be an ethnic thing. We're all white guys (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2�#49874920) |
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Date: May 8th, 2026 3:15 PM Author: peeface (guy who read about white guys on WeChat)
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Date: May 8th, 2026 10:13 AM Author: Claude Debussy i think OP is referring to IRL people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2�#49874668) |
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Date: May 8th, 2026 10:20 AM Author: boltzmann penis it does seem that way, but why would he come here for advice about that kind of thing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2�#49874696) |
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Date: May 8th, 2026 10:12 AM Author: Enola str8 Evidently one of the "Gregs" is actually "Gregg" and he has said we can call him "2G" and keep both of them. I think it sounds stupid and am ready to wash my hands of the whole thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2�#49874666) |
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Date: May 8th, 2026 11:36 AM Author: ruinous phenotype 3G, actually (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2�#49874819) |
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Date: May 8th, 2026 11:34 AM Author: Long Island Moms everybody has sex with his girlfriend
nobody says shit |
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Date: May 8th, 2026 11:38 AM Author: chandler (retired) I had 3 groomsmen named Chris. Only last names are used (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2�#49874820) |
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Date: May 8th, 2026 11:41 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface Smash his fucking face in (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2�#49874823) |
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Date: May 8th, 2026 12:39 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III By changing your phone number, selling your house, moving to a new state, and never giving a passing thought to any of these people ever again.
And if you have any social media accounts besides XO—which you shouldn’t but the entire nature of this thread makes me question your judgment—then you should close those accounts immediately and get a new gmail address. |
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Date: May 8th, 2026 12:48 PM Author: zegna-suit wifeguy we had two Gregs in friend group so one was Greg, and the other Double G due to his name spelling (Gregg). Double G was a great name for the second greg, and sounded like a rapper name or British podcast guy name, so everyone was happy with it. Hope this helps. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2�#49874939) |
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Date: May 8th, 2026 12:48 PM Author: one of xo's most insane poasters usually you just make a new discord/group chat and then invite everyone to it except the one guy you're trying to get rid of (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2�#49874940) |
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Date: May 8th, 2026 2:20 PM Author: Metal Up Your Ass #GuyCore (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2�#49875088) |
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Date: May 8th, 2026 3:21 PM Author: Consuela protocol is
1. report the offender to HR 2. HR will conduct an investigation using an outside consultant if necessary 3. disciplinary action may be taken according to the findings 4. the offender may receive only a warning though depending on the severity of the offense, so 5. you may have to build a case to terminate the friendship |