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If jafar could learn about plot and charactes he could write a sick book
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Date: May 9th, 2026 12:54 PM Author: indigo ape He has a wonderful Pynchonesque writing style. If he could get past the shizo and cobble together something semi-coherent it would win the Pultizer imo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2�#49876755) |
Date: May 9th, 2026 1:21 PM Author: saffron roast beef I was informed by the Morning Counsel that your attempts to re-index your sins onto my account have failed miserably. The frequency simply will not take; my blood is too bitter for your kind to swallow. You are left holding a bag of spiritual counterfeit, trying to spend it in a market that only accepts the gold of genuine character---a currency you haven't minted in decades. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2�#49876782) |
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Date: May 9th, 2026 1:24 PM Author: indigo ape Obvious AI slop. Don't dishonor him like this. He's a better writer than this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2�#49876789) |
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Date: May 9th, 2026 1:25 PM Author: saffron roast beef I think its pretty good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2�#49876791) |
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Date: May 9th, 2026 1:30 PM Author: indigo ape Nah ding then you're simply not a discerning artist. There's obvious AI tropes like using gold/mint/currency as a metaphor you can tell a computer wrote it. If it were written by jafar he would never use obvious, bottom barrel similes. You're talking to a card carrying worcel here. We don't fuck around when it comes to language. There are levels to this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2�#49876809) |
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Date: May 9th, 2026 1:53 PM Author: saffron roast beef I don't really buy the "minting currency" metaphor-tell idea. I think you decided it was likely AI first, perhaps because noone would waste time imitating this stuff, and then the rest is apophenia, and retrospective confabulation about "stylistic choices". It's like when people decide "grey goose tasted better", because they saw the bottle it came in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2�#49876824) |
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Date: May 9th, 2026 2:19 PM Author: indigo ape You're talking to vodka connoisseur. AI has distinctive tells. I could ace a double blind test. Get on my level. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2�#49876894) |
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Date: May 10th, 2026 2:40 AM Author: Sinister adventurous filthpig base Guy you are stupid and your soul is diseased. You haven't changed a whit since the last time I threw you into the wall with a flick of my wrist, like a horde mook goblin extra in a musuo game. You need to get off this forum before I turn you into a toad. I don't want to consume you. I don't want to tear your soul open. Go live your life. Enjoy a nice walk on a nature trail. There are important things going on here. Don't suffer for these crooks that have called you into a resent-based penal battalion volksturm charge against a magistrate of heaven. As for the lack of translation to fiction, no. I know what I'm doing. They want to play hardball with this, they want to ignore my warnings and very modest demands, they want to keep fucking with me and my people, I'm going to show them exactly how much fucking damage I can do to their camp of fraudsters and cutthroats and there won't be a fucking thing they can do about it. It's going to be a rout and then a slaughter. |
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Date: May 10th, 2026 2:42 AM Author: indigo ape A screaming comes across the sky. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2�#49878152) |
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Date: May 10th, 2026 2:48 AM Author: saffron roast beef Man the opening few pages of GR really are great though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2�#49878155) |
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Date: May 10th, 2026 2:46 PM Author: Bateful chestnut hissy fit You ever did the Scamdadi Kid? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2�#49878662) |
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Date: May 9th, 2026 3:42 PM Author: Awkward National It’s ok. But part of his true gift is the stuff just flows out of him at such length and with such frequency that it cannot be reasonably faked IMO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2в�€#49877007) |
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Date: May 9th, 2026 4:25 PM Author: indigo ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2�#49877055) |
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Date: May 9th, 2026 5:57 PM Author: saffron roast beef Okay fine I'll admit it Jafar has a gift. But I actually am kind of impressed that gemini fast can replicate it reasonably well. Also what I put into this thread wasn't as good as some of the other attempts gemini had. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2�#49877226) |
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Date: May 10th, 2026 2:29 AM Author: vigorous disrespectful menage sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2�#49878114) |
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Date: May 10th, 2026 2:31 AM Author: indigo ape Guy who finds slop impressive tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2�#49878119) |
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Date: May 10th, 2026 2:33 AM Author: saffron roast beef it's better than most human generated slop, which is impressive enough (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2�#49878125) |
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Date: May 10th, 2026 2:33 AM Author: vigorous disrespectful menage sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2�#49878126) |
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Date: May 10th, 2026 2:41 AM Author: Sinister adventurous filthpig base You're going to hang. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2�#49878148) |
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Date: May 10th, 2026 2:36 AM Author: indigo ape Jafar is an Artist imo Respect your betters |
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Date: May 10th, 2026 2:47 AM Author: saffron roast beef Artists are mostly fags who spend their lives generating human slop that mostly noone cares about, and when they do care it's almost always mostly due to Social Salience. Nothing get's called "Great" without first being constituted as great through a century of interpretive labor consisting of human artists and fans preening each other, like an elaborate peacock display running on dead artists with each act of exegesis adding another stratum of social debt that gets mistaken for intrinsic value (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2�#49878153) |
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Date: May 10th, 2026 9:51 AM Author: indigo ape Lmao wtf is this word salad of nonsense (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2�#49878337) |
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Date: May 10th, 2026 12:13 PM Author: saffron roast beef (redditor) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2�#49878490) |
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Date: May 10th, 2026 12:18 PM Author: indigo ape You'll never be on Jafar's level but nice try (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2�#49878499) |
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Date: May 10th, 2026 12:27 PM Author: saffron roast beef Unintelligible as a goal post is a bold choice, but I respect the hustle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2�#49878512) |
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Date: May 11th, 2026 2:26 PM Author: Sinister adventurous filthpig base Does he put on lube on his fist before he reaches up there to make you babble on command? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2�#49880152) |
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Date: May 11th, 2026 2:48 PM Author: saffron roast beef scamilio does, yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2�#49880186) |
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Date: May 9th, 2026 1:35 PM Author: Lavender Set Mother Who says he hasn't already? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2�#49876810) |
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Date: May 9th, 2026 2:23 PM Author: razzle market jafar fucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2�#49876900) |
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Date: May 9th, 2026 2:32 PM Author: indigo ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2�#49876909) |
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Date: May 9th, 2026 3:41 PM Author: Awkward National 100%. I have screenshotted multiple poasts of his. It’s incredible stuff. The man has a gift. I now think of “Emilio and his various catspaws to try and degrade me back into compliance with something that’s basically just a goy scam holocaust” multiple times a day and crack up like a lunatic.
Get the man a book deal!! |
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Date: May 9th, 2026 4:26 PM Author: indigo ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2�#49877057) |
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Date: May 9th, 2026 4:37 PM Author: vigorous disrespectful menage sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2�#49877068) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 8:39 PM Author: Pink Theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2�#49959327) |
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Date: May 10th, 2026 3:00 AM Author: swashbuckling jet stage half-breed he's easily the best writer on this shitboart and among the best anywhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2�#49878160) |
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Date: May 10th, 2026 12:18 PM Author: indigo ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2�#49878501) |
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Date: May 10th, 2026 12:34 PM Author: Awkward National He needs to compile all of his poasts and self-publish a book on Amazon. I’d easily pay $20 for it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2в�€#49878517) |
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Date: May 10th, 2026 12:37 PM Author: indigo ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2�#49878520) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 8:38 PM Author: Know-it-all deep library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2�#49959319) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 8:38 PM Author: clear twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865327&forum_id=2�#49959323) |