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Tips for negotiating severance? Notified today I am being laid off

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how ...
Sadistic Walnut Multi-billionaire
  06/01/26
about tree fiddy
Odious Bronze Meetinghouse
  06/01/26
Not helpful. Blocked
Sadistic Walnut Multi-billionaire
  06/01/26
120...
Odious Bronze Meetinghouse
  06/01/26
Idk what’s your leverage
Translucent electric church building turdskin
  06/01/26
I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and mak...
Sadistic Walnut Multi-billionaire
  06/01/26
Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.
Translucent electric church building turdskin
  06/01/26
So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other ...
aphrodisiac property
  06/03/26
Are you confused? Look up antifa
Sadistic Walnut Multi-billionaire
  06/03/26
Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.
aphrodisiac property
  06/04/26
You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast
Trip Therapy
  06/01/26
...
boyish idiot
  06/01/26
...
Soggy supple hall
  06/01/26
*standing ovation*
Aqua multi-colored liquid oxygen
  06/01/26
...
ultramarine haunting masturbator bawdyhouse
  06/03/26
Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance
heady site messiness
  06/01/26
where do you live, work, and what is your name?
Chartreuse fortuitous meteor state
  06/01/26
You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 ...
Sadistic Walnut Multi-billionaire
  06/01/26
if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half ho...
Chartreuse fortuitous meteor state
  06/01/26
Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The ...
Aqua multi-colored liquid oxygen
  06/01/26
same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his t...
boyish idiot
  06/01/26
I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's on...
Aqua multi-colored liquid oxygen
  06/01/26
I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that li...
boyish idiot
  06/01/26
i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterf...
Chartreuse fortuitous meteor state
  06/01/26
...
Milky frisky house
  06/02/26
you maed it
ruddy temple fat ankles
  06/01/26
If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their off...
Swashbuckling Learning Disabled Step-uncle's House
  06/01/26
I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (t...
Aqua multi-colored liquid oxygen
  06/01/26
It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can f...
Razzmatazz gas station
  06/01/26
claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money
disturbing rambunctious pozpig
  06/01/26
what job did you have
cocky den
  06/01/26
PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE
aromatic dilemma
  06/01/26
...
maize generalized bond
  06/01/26
Get pregnant. Be openly flaming gay Publicly inquire if co...
amber trailer park knife
  06/01/26
Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be pro...
Aqua multi-colored liquid oxygen
  06/01/26
Never too late to start!
amber trailer park knife
  06/01/26
Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay
Sadistic Walnut Multi-billionaire
  06/01/26
Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you ...
Aqua multi-colored liquid oxygen
  06/01/26
This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS m...
wine cruel-hearted degenerate
  06/01/26
if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer fo...
Soul-stirring dark indirect expression
  06/01/26
you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly ...
Chartreuse fortuitous meteor state
  06/01/26
that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are ...
Soul-stirring dark indirect expression
  06/01/26
...
aphrodisiac property
  06/03/26
...
Galvanic garnet hell community account
  06/02/26
Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’...
Razzmatazz gas station
  06/01/26
I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another...
Sadistic Walnut Multi-billionaire
  06/02/26
Another two weeks of pay.
Razzmatazz gas station
  06/02/26
Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work
Sadistic Walnut Multi-billionaire
  06/02/26
AI wouldn't have fucked that up
Arousing senate round eye
  06/02/26
...
gay gaped scourge upon the earth principal's office
  06/02/26
...
boyish idiot
  06/02/26
...
Sadistic Walnut Multi-billionaire
  06/03/26
...
aphrodisiac property
  06/03/26
...
Razzmatazz gas station
  06/03/26
...
ultramarine haunting masturbator bawdyhouse
  06/03/26
ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and sc...
startling hilarious mother
  06/02/26
Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touchin...
Aqua multi-colored liquid oxygen
  06/03/26
I thought you delivered cookies
Histrionic canary theater
  06/03/26
wait two weeks
gay gaped scourge upon the earth principal's office
  06/03/26
...
Sadistic Walnut Multi-billionaire
  06/03/26
...
Histrionic canary theater
  06/03/26
...
aphrodisiac property
  06/03/26
...
Razzmatazz gas station
  06/03/26
...
Bistre spectacular faggotry hominid
  06/03/26
...
Odious Bronze Meetinghouse
  06/04/26
(XO 2020)
Sadistic Walnut Multi-billionaire
  06/03/26
cookie delivery is dead
fuchsia field
  06/03/26
I guess so if Ai can replace it
Histrionic canary theater
  06/03/26


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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Sadistic Walnut Multi-billionaire

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how much can I get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49909894)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Odious Bronze Meetinghouse

about tree fiddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49909895)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Sadistic Walnut Multi-billionaire

Not helpful. Blocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49909897)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Odious Bronze Meetinghouse

120...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49909899)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Translucent electric church building turdskin

Idk what’s your leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49909898)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: Sadistic Walnut Multi-billionaire

I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and make them a target of antifa or similar orgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49909900)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Translucent electric church building turdskin

Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49909947)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: aphrodisiac property

So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other major company and you think that's special?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49912893)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Sadistic Walnut Multi-billionaire

Are you confused? Look up antifa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49912915)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: aphrodisiac property

Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49914622)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Trip Therapy

You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49909901)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: boyish idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49910210)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Soggy supple hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49910271)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Aqua multi-colored liquid oxygen

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49910290)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: ultramarine haunting masturbator bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49914030)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: heady site messiness

Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49909903)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Chartreuse fortuitous meteor state

where do you live, work, and what is your name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49909905)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Sadistic Walnut Multi-billionaire

You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 of those data points. For that I thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49909910)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: Chartreuse fortuitous meteor state

if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half hour i'd immediately forget who both of them are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49909913)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Aqua multi-colored liquid oxygen

Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The number of names I've forgotten from this site is pretty substantial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49910287)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: boyish idiot

same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his thread when I pointed out he's outed; I've probably seen his name a couple dozen times and have no clue what it is

don't think I ever knew OP's IRL identity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49910298)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Aqua multi-colored liquid oxygen

I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's only him, SP, benzo, and GTO that I remember offhand. I know TSINAH's first name, but I don't remember his last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49910311)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: boyish idiot

I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49910314)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Chartreuse fortuitous meteor state

i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterface Chris has stuck in my brain

and i remember CSLGs name because his Mr P branding WORKS. if i ever pour Tabasco sauce in my eyes while in LA, i know who to call.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49910571)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: Milky frisky house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49911694)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: ruddy temple fat ankles

you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49909908)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Learning Disabled Step-uncle's House

If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their offer probably close to "take it or leave it." They're probably not considering bespoke packages for individuals. The only real way to change that is to decline the severance agreement and write a demand letter, if you have a colorable claim.

How many people got laid off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49909935)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Aqua multi-colored liquid oxygen

I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (that's the worst part about senior positions to me, because it's almost always management's fault, but they almost always skate free). And this is generally right for meaningful changes if you haven't complained about a coworker, supervisor, member of management, or had some other shit crop up (personal data being made accessible to others, reports of unsafe work practices, awareness of major skeletons, etc.)

But there's no harm in asking for a few extra weeks, release from non-compete (if subject to one that would make finding work difficult, vacation payout if not in a jurisdiction that requires it, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49910301)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Razzmatazz gas station

It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can fire average employees in an layoff and enforce noncompetes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49910609)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: disturbing rambunctious pozpig

claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49909963)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: cocky den

what job did you have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49909989)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: aromatic dilemma

PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49910262)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: maize generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49910278)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: amber trailer park knife

Get pregnant.

Be openly flaming gay

Publicly inquire if company will pay for "gender affirmation" surgery

Self-identify as BIPOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49910293)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Aqua multi-colored liquid oxygen

Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be problematic about it from day 1. But it's too late if you didn't front run the RIF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49910306)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: amber trailer park knife

Never too late to start!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49910308)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Sadistic Walnut Multi-billionaire

Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49910644)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Aqua multi-colored liquid oxygen

Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you make this pitch. Can't. Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49910681)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: wine cruel-hearted degenerate

This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49910698)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: Soul-stirring dark indirect expression

if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer for a wrongful termination, there's not much you can 'negotiate'

not sure what state you're in, but in california, if you haven't received any communication, formal or informal, that you're being terminated, you need to create a 'protected act' situation asap. that buys you at least a few months where you're hoping they term you and you can raise the claim against the company. if you have good prior performance reviews, etc, pdf all of that and it makes your case extremely strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49910579)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: Chartreuse fortuitous meteor state

you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly adopt each week, so it will never be safe to cut you loose



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49910585)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: Soul-stirring dark indirect expression

that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are using ai to fire all the dei staff from the past 10yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49910593)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: aphrodisiac property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49912928)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: Galvanic garnet hell community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49911034)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: Razzmatazz gas station

Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’re in a protected class (over 40) you can probably get another two weeks if you make it clear you’ll sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49910603)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Sadistic Walnut Multi-billionaire

I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another 2 weeks? I want cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49911224)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: Razzmatazz gas station

Another two weeks of pay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49911399)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Sadistic Walnut Multi-billionaire

Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49911645)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Arousing senate round eye

AI wouldn't have fucked that up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49911698)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: gay gaped scourge upon the earth principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49911701)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: boyish idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49911774)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: Sadistic Walnut Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49912867)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: aphrodisiac property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49912897)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Razzmatazz gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49913418)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: ultramarine haunting masturbator bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49914033)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: startling hilarious mother

ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and screaming or u can leave w/o incident-- spare the histrionics and seek a reasonable settlement -- they have u dead to the right, so u might as well play nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49911796)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Aqua multi-colored liquid oxygen

Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touching door knobs, printers, staplers, and pens all around the office after fingering your dirty anus. These motherfuckers need to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49912880)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Histrionic canary theater

I thought you delivered cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49912872)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: gay gaped scourge upon the earth principal's office

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49912879)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Sadistic Walnut Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49912885)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Histrionic canary theater



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: aphrodisiac property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49912895)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Razzmatazz gas station



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Bistre spectacular faggotry hominid



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: Odious Bronze Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49914422)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Sadistic Walnut Multi-billionaire

(XO 2020)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49912887)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: fuchsia field

cookie delivery is dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49912896)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Histrionic canary theater

I guess so if Ai can replace it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49912932)