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The 4 best anal toys of 2026 according to the New York Times

https://www.nytimes.com/wirecutter/reviews/best-anal-toys/
Post nut horror
  05/10/26
of course there's a link "All the news that's fit to...
Emilio Studies major
  05/10/26
lol, and look at the author's pic
big black
  05/10/26
Bianca Alba, MPH, is a nonbinary sexual-health educator, con...
Emilio Studies major
  05/10/26
So that's what Andrew Dooberstein Esq is going by now?
Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  05/11/26
the paper of record
dont waste ur life reading this post
  05/10/26
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Fuck yeah, nigga.
  05/10/26
lol @ you cuck americans
me mum died in the holly (TT6)
  05/10/26
The newspaper of record.
Fuck yeah, nigga.
  05/10/26
the sad thing is, this was probably the most accurate thing ...
Emilio Studies major
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niggerstomper59
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Giant Naked Hitler
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CR i find no errors in their evaluation
Kenneth Play
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i gave my cousin head
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Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions
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Playboi Farti
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Trust If Aryan
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So we looked at the data
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I’m disappointed that they didn’t do accompanyin...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
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niggerstomper59
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Post nut horror
  05/10/26
You can live among these freaks or you can die for Israel - ...
Hello, World!
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>It’s easy to insert and stays firmly in place when...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
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>This toy works great for both solo and partner play, and...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
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>Like most silicone toys, these plugs also tend to pick u...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
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tends to fade somewhat
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  05/10/26
>People with vaginas may find that anal toys add an extra...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
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arent there people with vaginas who have prostates, and peop...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
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Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  05/10/26
...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
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a great toy for vaginamos and penismos alike
Judas Jones
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Murder Boner
  05/11/26
>Goldstein emphasized the importance of slowly and gradua...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
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"Believe me, it's worth it!" Goldstein added.
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  05/10/26
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Kenneth Play
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Post nut horror
  05/10/26
the flame title was so weak that i didn't bother checking. ...
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i KNEW there would be a link - and then i chose to click
Kenneth Play
  05/10/26
Pretty fucking bigoted to include a toy that only people wit...
Nyolent Vigor
  05/11/26
https://www.nytimes.com/wirecutter/authors/bianca-alba/ a...
STEPHEN MILLER
  05/11/26
this shit world needs to end and this freak needs to be thro...
niggerstomper59
  05/11/26
"do i stick it in my ass?" (journalist inspecting ...
queensbridge benzo
  05/11/26
there's no reason to even glance at something like this when...
,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,..,.,,..,.,,.
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...
niggerstomper59
  05/11/26
call me old fashioned, but i've always been fine with just s...
cucumbers
  05/11/26
The product goes to amazon where there in an option to subsc...
OldHLSDude
  05/11/26
...
Fuck yeah, nigga.
  05/11/26
I was sure this was a flame thread until I saw it get 20+ re...
Playboi Farti
  05/11/26
I admit it, I owned an Aneros. It's... kind of remarkable...
Nyolent Vigor
  05/11/26
Thanks for the review doobs
chad gundam
  05/11/26
...
Fuck yeah, nigga.
  05/11/26
This reminds me of the time earl “accidentally” ...
pashoopie
  05/11/26
Shit happens.
Fuck yeah, nigga.
  05/11/26
also reminds one of the earl: the cadillac of men's buttplug...
Judas Jones
  05/11/26
I fucked my wife yesterday while she was on the last day or ...
fuck man xo
  05/11/26
have her stick things up your asshold. it's fun, not flame
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  05/11/26


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Date: May 10th, 2026 4:49 PM
Author: Post nut horror

https://www.nytimes.com/wirecutter/reviews/best-anal-toys/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49878841)



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Date: May 10th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Emilio Studies major

of course there's a link

"All the news that's fit to print" ... up your butt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49878845)



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Date: May 10th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: big black ((zurich is stained))

lol, and look at the author's pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49878847)



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Date: May 10th, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: Emilio Studies major

Bianca Alba, MPH, is a nonbinary sexual-health educator, consultant, and journalist based in Chicago. Bianca was formerly managing editor of a Kinsey Institute blog and has presented academic research on transgender-youth health advocacy, using sex toys as therapeutic tools in clinical practice, and menstrual biohacking. She/they are passionate about normalizing healthy discussions of sexuality in everyday life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49878855)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 5:37 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )

So that's what Andrew Dooberstein Esq is going by now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49879620)



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Date: May 10th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: dont waste ur life reading this post

the paper of record

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49878848)



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Date: May 10th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Fuck yeah, nigga.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49878927)



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Date: May 10th, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: me mum died in the holly (TT6)

lol @ you cuck americans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49878856)



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Date: May 10th, 2026 6:04 PM
Author: Fuck yeah, nigga.

The newspaper of record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49878925)



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Date: May 10th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: Emilio Studies major

the sad thing is, this was probably the most accurate thing the NYT has published in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49878962)



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Date: May 10th, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49878972)



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Date: May 10th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Giant Naked Hitler (hitler did nothing wrong)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49879374)



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Date: May 10th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

CR i find no errors in their evaluation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49879401)



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Date: May 10th, 2026 10:39 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49879406)



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Date: May 10th, 2026 11:09 PM
Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49879451)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 9:26 AM
Author: Playboi Farti



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49879738)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49879769)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 9:47 AM
Author: So we looked at the data



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49879776)



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Date: May 10th, 2026 6:36 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

I’m disappointed that they didn’t do accompanying reviews of the best LUXURY Tackle Boxes for storage.

The CR answer is Gerstner & Sons. They did a Fire Island collaboration with Loro Piana last year…

https://gerstnerusa.com/shop/2613-collectors-chest/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49878967)



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Date: May 10th, 2026 6:41 PM
Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49878979)



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Date: May 10th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Post nut horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49879288)



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Date: May 10th, 2026 6:44 PM
Author: Hello, World!

You can live among these freaks or you can die for Israel - your choice - no one is ushing you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49878986)



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Date: May 10th, 2026 9:41 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


>It’s easy to insert and stays firmly in place when it’s worn, even when you’re walking.

why is this a featue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49879281)



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Date: May 10th, 2026 9:45 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


>This toy works great for both solo and partner play, and it can be worn during intercourse by either the giving or (vaginally) receiving partner,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49879290)



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Date: May 10th, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


>Like most silicone toys, these plugs also tend to pick up a bit of odor with use; fortunately, the smell is most noticeable directly after washing and tends to fade somewhat after the toy dries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49879294)



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Date: May 10th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

tends to fade somewhat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49879390)



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Date: May 10th, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


>People with vaginas may find that anal toys add an extra dimension of stimulation to both solo and partner play. People with penises may find that anal toys are great for stimulating the prostate, or P-spot, an erogenous zone similar to the G-spot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49879298)



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Date: May 10th, 2026 9:48 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


arent there people with vaginas who have prostates, and people with penises who do not have prostates? this paragraph seems very offensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49879301)



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Date: May 10th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49879391)



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Date: May 10th, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49879410)



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Date: May 10th, 2026 9:48 PM
Author: Judas Jones

a great toy for vaginamos and penismos alike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49879307)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: Murder Boner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49879762)



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Date: May 10th, 2026 9:49 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


>Goldstein emphasized the importance of slowly and gradually training the anal area to strengthen the delicate skin and help the rings of muscle learn to relax. In his book Butt Seriously, he suggests a six-week protocol using anal dilators.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49879309)



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Date: May 10th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

"Believe me, it's worth it!" Goldstein added.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49879393)



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Date: May 10th, 2026 10:37 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49879403)



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Date: May 10th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: Post nut horror



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Date: May 10th, 2026 10:15 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


the flame title was so weak that i didn't bother checking.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49879376)



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Date: May 10th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

i KNEW there would be a link - and then i chose to click

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49879399)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 12:37 AM
Author: Nyolent Vigor

Pretty fucking bigoted to include a toy that only people with prostates can enjoy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49879511)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 1:52 AM
Author: STEPHEN MILLER (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)

https://www.nytimes.com/wirecutter/authors/bianca-alba/

a prodigious author page

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49879552)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 8:08 AM
Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑)

this shit world needs to end and this freak needs to be thrown from a high building

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49879628)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 4:06 AM
Author: queensbridge benzo

"do i stick it in my ass?" (journalist inspecting his pulitzer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49879602)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 8:16 AM
Author: ,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,..,.,,..,.,,.


there's no reason to even glance at something like this when mr. jinx's top 4000 monthly and personally-reviewed list is just $18.99.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49879643)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49879647)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 8:16 AM
Author: cucumbers

call me old fashioned, but i've always been fine with just sticking a cucumber up my ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49879644)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: OldHLSDude

The product goes to amazon where there in an option to subscribe. Do these things wear out or get lost?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49879646)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Fuck yeah, nigga.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49879650)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 9:20 AM
Author: Playboi Farti

I was sure this was a flame thread until I saw it get 20+ replies at which point I realized with horror it was real and finally clicked 🤯

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49879723)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 9:20 AM
Author: Nyolent Vigor

I admit it, I owned an Aneros.

It's... kind of remarkable. What it does is pretty distinct from a plug.

However, in the end it was a big let down. There was a lot of pleasure, but it fell short of actually triggering an orgasm. So, pretty worthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49879725)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 9:23 AM
Author: chad gundam (🧐)

Thanks for the review doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49879731)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 9:38 AM
Author: Fuck yeah, nigga.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49879754)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: pashoopie

This reminds me of the time earl “accidentally” ordered a drilldo off amazon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49879785)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Fuck yeah, nigga.

Shit happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49879790)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: Judas Jones

also reminds one of the earl: the cadillac of men's buttplugs (with matching cufflinks)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49879795)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 9:55 AM
Author: fuck man xo

I fucked my wife yesterday while she was on the last day or so of her period. I realized that still was far less gross than sticking my dick where she shits. people in general should stop sticking things up their assholes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49879800)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


have her stick things up your asshold. it's fun, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5865642&forum_id=2�#49879802)