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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
sticky goyim
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
outnumbered talking hall toilet seat
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
sticky goyim
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
disrespectful dysfunction
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
sticky goyim
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
crystalline giraffe
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
disrespectful dysfunction
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
Laughsome voyeur
  09/22/23
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sticky goyim
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
disrespectful dysfunction
  09/22/23
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Slippery Windowlicker National Security Agency
  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
Razzmatazz Shitlib Deer Antler
  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
charismatic scourge upon the earth box office
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
Canary community account place of business
  09/22/23
Yes
sticky goyim
  09/22/23
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Tan titillating locus
  09/22/23
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Racy cerise boltzmann selfie
  09/22/23
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spruce heady native toaster
  09/22/23
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Slippery Windowlicker National Security Agency
  09/23/23
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spruce heady native toaster
  09/27/23
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Wine Cerebral Multi-billionaire
  10/01/23
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passionate point really tough guy
  10/02/23
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butt cheeks
  05/22/26
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gibberish (?)
  05/22/26
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sticky goyim
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
trip legal warrant
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
sticky goyim
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
spruce heady native toaster
  09/22/23
...
Fishy geriatric rehab twinkling uncleanness
  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
insanely creepy weed whacker parlor
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
Underhanded stirring stage round eye
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
sticky goyim
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
House-broken Immigrant
  09/22/23
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sticky goyim
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
well-lubricated orchestra pit athletic conference
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
crystalline giraffe
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
sticky goyim
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
well-lubricated orchestra pit athletic conference
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
sticky goyim
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
House-broken Immigrant
  09/27/23
...
sticky goyim
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
Tripping turquoise center personal credit line
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
sticky goyim
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
Tripping turquoise center personal credit line
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
sticky goyim
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
Tripping turquoise center personal credit line
  09/27/23
lol 😂
Thriller karate private investor
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
Sepia bisexual trump supporter international law enforcement agency
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
citrine exhilarant pit ceo
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
Sepia bisexual trump supporter international law enforcement agency
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
sticky goyim
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
Amber People Who Are Hurt
  09/27/23
Ungh
Provocative Hell Mad Cow Disease
  10/01/23
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Amber People Who Are Hurt
  10/02/23
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sticky goyim
  10/01/23
Yes
excitant mood
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
aquamarine vibrant area
  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
Aspiring young lawyer
  05/22/26
jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
peeface
  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: sticky goyim

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: outnumbered talking hall toilet seat

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: sticky goyim

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: disrespectful dysfunction

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: sticky goyim

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: crystalline giraffe

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: disrespectful dysfunction

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: Laughsome voyeur

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: sticky goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46828486)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: disrespectful dysfunction

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Slippery Windowlicker National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46834375)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Shitlib Deer Antler

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: charismatic scourge upon the earth box office

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: Canary community account place of business

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: sticky goyim

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: Tan titillating locus



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Racy cerise boltzmann selfie



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: spruce heady native toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46830557)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Slippery Windowlicker National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46834376)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: spruce heady native toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46851815)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: Wine Cerebral Multi-billionaire



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: passionate point really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46873791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#49894008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: sticky goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46830484)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: trip legal warrant

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: sticky goyim

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: spruce heady native toaster

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: Fishy geriatric rehab twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46849830)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: insanely creepy weed whacker parlor

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: Underhanded stirring stage round eye

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: sticky goyim

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: House-broken Immigrant

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: sticky goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46834341)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: well-lubricated orchestra pit athletic conference

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: crystalline giraffe

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: sticky goyim

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: well-lubricated orchestra pit athletic conference

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: sticky goyim

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: House-broken Immigrant

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: sticky goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46848742)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: Tripping turquoise center personal credit line

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: sticky goyim

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: Tripping turquoise center personal credit line

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: sticky goyim

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: Tripping turquoise center personal credit line

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: Thriller karate private investor

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: Sepia bisexual trump supporter international law enforcement agency

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: citrine exhilarant pit ceo

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: Sepia bisexual trump supporter international law enforcement agency

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: sticky goyim

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Amber People Who Are Hurt

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: Provocative Hell Mad Cow Disease

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: Amber People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46873717)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: sticky goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46870692)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: excitant mood

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: aquamarine vibrant area

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Aspiring young lawyer

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#49894019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: peeface

jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2�#49894111)