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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM Author: Slate Mentally Impaired Native Voyeur Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#48859961) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: 180 house-broken mother sounds like Dad gave you some good advice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#48860191) |
Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM Author: Splenetic dashing bawdyhouse gunner Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#48859990) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM Author: Insane orchid gaping Cr. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#48860004) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM Author: exhilarant impressive faggotry 7.5 minutes of heaven tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#48860023) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM Author: nofapping affirmative action My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#48860030) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM Author: Slate Mentally Impaired Native Voyeur anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#48860097) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM Author: zippy aqua school pisswyrm Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2в�€#50072855) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM Author: Lemon arousing whorehouse dingle berry how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#48860105) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM Author: Slate Mentally Impaired Native Voyeur Lay the pipe and she won’t be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2в�€#48860121) |
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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM Author: A Joyless Profession (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#50146151) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM Author: gold pervert space I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#48860108) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM Author: Slate Mentally Impaired Native Voyeur It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2в�€#48860119) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: gold pervert space (ballsack dipper) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#48860339) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: spectacular sepia boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#48860341) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM Author: cordovan box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#50073551) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM Author: Electric clear public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#50073530) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM Author: Iridescent Office Okay, i lol’d (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2в�€#48861494) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM Author: thriller location all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#48860127) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM Author: Slate Mentally Impaired Native Voyeur clearly you don’t lay the pipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2в�€#48860134) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: thriller location who's a good boy?! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#48860146) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM Author: spectacular sepia boiling water yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#48860157) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM Author: Slate Mentally Impaired Native Voyeur It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2в�€#48860210) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: thriller location yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage
in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for
some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM Author: Slate Mentally Impaired Native Voyeur everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2в�€#48860231) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM Author: thriller location if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#48860245) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM Author: mauve tripping stage fortuitous meteor I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.
How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM Author: thriller location jfc goys (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#48860298) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM Author: spectacular sepia boiling water what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2в�€#48860305) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM Author: Slate Mentally Impaired Native Voyeur wtf is fodip? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#48861252) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM Author: dark theatre useless brakes Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#48861428) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM Author: spectacular sepia boiling water tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2в�€#48861446) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM Author: dark theatre useless brakes Ty friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#48861675) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM Author: Underhanded big-titted associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#50072795) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM Author: Underhanded big-titted associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#50072794) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM Author: naked house twinkling uncleanness Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#48860371) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM Author: Slate Mentally Impaired Native Voyeur they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#48861256) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM Author: naked house twinkling uncleanness Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#48861266) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM Author: lascivious sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#48861440) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM Author: thriller location after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#48861279) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: Slate Mentally Impaired Native Voyeur In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2в�€#48861490) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM Author: Electric clear public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#50073532) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM Author: Insanely creepy range jap Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#48860598) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM Author: dark theatre useless brakes I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#48861672) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM Author: Slate Mentally Impaired Native Voyeur thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#48862424) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM Author: Slate Mentally Impaired Native Voyeur did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#48870753) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM Author: Slate Mentally Impaired Native Voyeur this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#48905361) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM Author: Splenetic dashing bawdyhouse gunner I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#48905689) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM Author: Slate Mentally Impaired Native Voyeur wife is in a good mood again. Odd case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#48908012) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM Author: Slate Mentally Impaired Native Voyeur confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#50072789) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM Author: Underhanded big-titted associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#50072796) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM Author: gold pervert space op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#50072797) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM Author: Slate Mentally Impaired Native Voyeur ur dumb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#50072815) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM Author: gold pervert space (ballsack dipper) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#50072816) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM Author: Slate Mentally Impaired Native Voyeur idk wtf that even means (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#50072830) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM Author: gold pervert space it's not very hard to figure out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#50072849) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM Author: Slate Mentally Impaired Native Voyeur like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#50073046) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM Author: pearly hominid I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#50072848) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM Author: Slate Mentally Impaired Native Voyeur I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#50072851) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM Author: pearly hominid What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#50072861) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM Author: Peach Violent Filthpig Community Account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#50073061) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM Author: naked house twinkling uncleanness women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#50073079) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM Author: Slate Mentally Impaired Native Voyeur You just aren’t hitting it right (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2в�€#50073545) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM Author: naked house twinkling uncleanness i'm not hitting it at all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#50073862) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM Author: exhilarant impressive faggotry 7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#50073562) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM Author: Slate Mentally Impaired Native Voyeur it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#50073656) |
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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM Author: tight butthold Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#50146047) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2026 10:03 AM Author: tight butthold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2�#50149087) |