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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
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In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
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"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
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Shipley the dog tp
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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His moniker?
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
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But she was old enough in dog years!
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So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
irate mint party of the first part business firm
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I thought this was America
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
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man's BEST friend
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
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all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
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why does every room look so fucking tiny
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
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lol
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Titillating national
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charg...
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
Crystalline forum pozpig
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
irate mint party of the first part business firm
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
Heady Parlour Coldplay Fan
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what's the actual crime he's accused of?
Hairraiser big-titted puppy
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He screwed the pooch
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Took three months, but thank you for your contribution
Pontificating brunch legal warrant
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Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?
Umber Slap-happy Macaca Kitchen
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beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyon...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Pontificating brunch legal warrant

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2�#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Passionate Gay Wizard

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Passionate Gay Wizard

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Passionate Gay Wizard

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Passionate Gay Wizard

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Passionate Gay Wizard

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Passionate Gay Wizard

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Passionate Gay Wizard

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Passionate Gay Wizard

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

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Author: dino bravo

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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Passionate Gay Wizard

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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Pontificating brunch legal warrant

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Pontificating brunch legal warrant

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: angry rigpig stead

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Pontificating brunch legal warrant

Shipley the dog tp

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Pontificating brunch legal warrant

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: irate mint party of the first part business firm



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Arousing Useless Tanning Salon Therapy

His moniker?

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Pontificating brunch legal warrant

Colt

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: amethyst yapping persian stage

Disco Fries

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Dashing Factory Reset Button

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Violent razzle-dazzle newt fanboi

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: bipolar area preventive strike



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Violent razzle-dazzle newt fanboi

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2�#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: irate mint party of the first part business firm

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2�#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Violent razzle-dazzle newt fanboi

I thought this was America

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: bespoke faggotry

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Pontificating brunch legal warrant

(Guy who thinks about these things)

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: fantasy-prone library

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: dark juggernaut karate

man's BEST friend

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Multi-colored half-breed reading party

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Pontificating brunch legal warrant

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: amethyst yapping persian stage

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: bateful space

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Pontificating brunch legal warrant

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Multi-colored half-breed reading party

why does every room look so fucking tiny

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Dashing Factory Reset Button

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: angry rigpig stead

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Pontificating brunch legal warrant



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Titillating national

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Pontificating brunch legal warrant



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Pontificating brunch legal warrant

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Haunting internet-worthy locus internal respiration

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: irate mint party of the first part business firm

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: primrose appetizing organic girlfriend

mods

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Umber Slap-happy Macaca Kitchen

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Motley prole

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Umber Slap-happy Macaca Kitchen

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Motley prole

Amazing 🐶

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Ebony cocky heaven nowag

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Umber Slap-happy Macaca Kitchen

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: ruddy travel guidebook

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Pontificating brunch legal warrant

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: angry rigpig stead

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Titillating national

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Crystalline forum pozpig

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Pontificating brunch legal warrant

Apparently he was banging hookers too

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Crystalline forum pozpig

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Pontificating brunch legal warrant

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Crystalline forum pozpig

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Soggy Swashbuckling Piazza Selfie

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Pontificating brunch legal warrant

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Pontificating brunch legal warrant

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Pontificating brunch legal warrant

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Hairraiser big-titted puppy

what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charged with?

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Pontificating brunch legal warrant

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: dead theatre candlestick maker

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Pontificating brunch legal warrant

They have a pretty sick IG

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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Crystalline forum pozpig

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Spot

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Irradiated hateful people who are hurt round eye

Killself seems appropriate

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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: fighting citrine black woman

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Pontificating brunch legal warrant

Shipley was asking for it.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: amethyst yapping persian stage

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: irate mint party of the first part business firm

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Heady Parlour Coldplay Fan

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Hairraiser big-titted puppy

what's the actual crime he's accused of?

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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: Purple Home

He screwed the pooch

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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Pontificating brunch legal warrant

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Umber Slap-happy Macaca Kitchen

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Drunken chartreuse rigor

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

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