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LOL life imitates flame, nephew's slutty GF gave me a handjob over 4th

Kind of scared my wife will find out but PEAK EXPERIENCE
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her age and yours?
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Date: July 6th, 2020 4:09 PM
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Date: July 6th, 2020 4:09 PM
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Date: July 6th, 2020 4:10 PM
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Date: July 6th, 2020 4:11 PM
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Date: July 6th, 2020 4:26 PM
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We live in prole ARE COUNTRY McMansion, had extended family over for 4th. Backyard is pretty big, but I have the BBQ out on the deck facing the house/deck to watch kids in the pool, not back to it. Big stainless steel grill with a huge hood open.

My sister, brother in law, and nephew come. Nephew is in local directional state U, he brings his GF over. GF is obviously one of those slutty girls, the thin old stretched white T-shirt over her bikini, oafish tits, blonde highlights in her long brown hair twisted up in a messy bun, bit of a raspy smoker's voice. Fuck me blue eyes with too much mascara. She's in college, probably 20ish like I said.

She's into the wine early obviously. We talk now and then usually in a group but nothing big, just like school and my car and FRAUDVIRUS and shit.

Early evening I get over the grill. I'm in my swim trunks and a polo shirt. Just standing behind the grill getting it hot when she comes over, obviously bored out of her mind. It's been pretty hot so most of the adults are inside with A/C, wife's finishing dinner stuff in there, couple of kids in the pool.

So she's leaning against one of the shelves sticking out from the grill looking at her phone, then she looks over at me and asks like dead expression, "When was your last handy?"

I'm about to choke at this point so I kind of act like I don't hear her, fiddle with the grill. She gulps the wine again and sets it down, "Handjob. Come on. When."

I now look at her and just shake my head but this is fucking shit because my cock is now sprung in my trunks and I'm doing the thing where I'm trying to shift around a little behind the grill.

She glances over her shoulder to see just a couple of oblivious kids in the pool, then she reaches down to my crotch. And I'm like both too stupid to move and stunned as she just grabs me from the outside, like possessive tiger grip.

She doesn't even look at me as she does it, pulling cock to point up, she licks her hand wrist to fingertips and then just sticks it down my trunks and I cannot tell you how fucking amazing it felt to have her hand on me. Sounds prole after 15 years of marriage I guess but a new young hand on your cock is like insane.

So she's gripping it upside down like that for a few strokes, and again standing behind the grill it's literally only like three tugs before I start to grunt and I know it's gonna be over and that's when she looks at me and smiles and pumps again.

I fucking cream in like 20 seconds, I want to collapse on the deck right there. And she locks eyes with me, chin dipped, knowing smirk, and says, "I'm sorry."

I said, "What?"

She said, "I'M SORRY THAT PP COPPED DAT STEM DEGREE AND CONTINUES TO DOMINATE THE TECH SCENE WHILE YOU READ FLAME THREADS ABOUT FOURTH OF JULY HANDJOBS."

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This was like 4 days before Charles XII was doxxed by the coward Oliver Darcy. I have it on good authority that this thread was part of CNN’s process to vet the story and they were completely baffled by it.

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Date: July 3rd, 2024 11:40 AM
Author: Navy big kitty cat



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Date: May 26th, 2025 10:08 AM
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Date: June 8th, 2026 1:22 PM
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