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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cum...
lavender thriller den weed whacker
  09/10/24
1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life thin...
Jade nofapping roast beef
  09/10/24
No you have to interact with your employer and family like n...
lavender thriller den weed whacker
  09/10/24
in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income...
Jade nofapping roast beef
  09/10/24
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mischievous nursing home stain
  09/10/24
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mischievous nursing home stain
  09/10/24
Same
Maize Famous Landscape Painting Newt
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vibrant doobsian institution
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mischievous nursing home stain
  09/10/24
You must say this to many people daily to get the million.
lavender thriller den weed whacker
  09/10/24
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mischievous nursing home stain
  09/10/24
Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to...
lavender thriller den weed whacker
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Jade nofapping roast beef
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autistic boyish black woman
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buff becky
  09/10/24
I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal peop...
Jade nofapping roast beef
  09/10/24
Brain worm, tumor, etc
Passionate pocket flask psychic
  09/10/24
Who do I write the check out to
domesticated big-titted business firm
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lavender thriller den weed whacker
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Histrionic Sanctuary
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mischievous nursing home stain
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vibrant doobsian institution
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sable ladyboy national
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sable ladyboy national
  10/22/24
Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head inj...
Costumed goal in life address
  10/23/24
OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to g...
lavender thriller den weed whacker
  10/23/24
The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically...
Crystalline box office
  11/26/24
First day?
lavender thriller den weed whacker
  05/04/26
1800000
Copper prole
  10/23/24
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Irradiated tanning salon
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concupiscible startling travel guidebook heaven
  03/12/26
I may do it for free just to see if I can alienate the hange...
Orchid shitlib deer antler
  05/04/26
ive been doing this for like 10 years now
mischievous nursing home stain
  05/04/26
i'm in. people would simply assume i am running shtick
Bespoke dilemma
  05/04/26
What about all the people in my life who aren't cumskins?
Irradiated tanning salon
  05/04/26
They need to prepare to be BTFO by your WGWAG obsession
Orchid shitlib deer antler
  05/04/26
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lavender thriller den weed whacker
  05/04/26
Nobody here would do this for a month for One Million Dollar...
Jade nofapping roast beef
  05/04/26
Bangarang!
lavender thriller den weed whacker
  05/04/26
Goddamn!!
Orchid shitlib deer antler
  05/04/26


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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: lavender thriller den weed whacker

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2�#48068690)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: Jade nofapping roast beef

1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life.

Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2�#48068699)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: lavender thriller den weed whacker

No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2�#48068705)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Jade nofapping roast beef

in that case pass

I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me

not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2�#48068721)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: mischievous nursing home stain



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: mischievous nursing home stain



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Maize Famous Landscape Painting Newt

Same

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Date: May 4th, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: vibrant doobsian institution



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: mischievous nursing home stain



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: lavender thriller den weed whacker

You must say this to many people daily to get the million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2�#48068710)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM
Author: mischievous nursing home stain



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: lavender thriller den weed whacker

Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2�#48068720)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Jade nofapping roast beef



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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: autistic boyish black woman



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: buff becky



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: Jade nofapping roast beef

I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2�#48068730)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: Passionate pocket flask psychic

Brain worm, tumor, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2�#48071493)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: domesticated big-titted business firm

Who do I write the check out to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2�#48068731)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: lavender thriller den weed whacker



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: Histrionic Sanctuary



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM
Author: mischievous nursing home stain



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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM
Author: vibrant doobsian institution



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: filthy nudist principal's office



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM
Author: sable ladyboy national



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: sable ladyboy national



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM
Author: Costumed goal in life address

Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.

She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.

When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2�#48230710)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: lavender thriller den weed whacker

OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2�#48230993)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM
Author: Crystalline box office

The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2�#48382253)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: lavender thriller den weed whacker

First day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2�#49863910)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Copper prole

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2�#48232575)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: Irradiated tanning salon



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: concupiscible startling travel guidebook heaven



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Orchid shitlib deer antler

I may do it for free just to see if I can alienate the hangers-on who won't leave me alone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2�#49863706)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: mischievous nursing home stain

ive been doing this for like 10 years now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2�#49863708)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Bespoke dilemma

i'm in. people would simply assume i am running shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2�#49863716)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: Irradiated tanning salon

What about all the people in my life who aren't cumskins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2�#49863729)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Orchid shitlib deer antler

They need to prepare to be BTFO by your WGWAG obsession

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2�#49863770)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: lavender thriller den weed whacker



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Date: May 4th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: Jade nofapping roast beef

Nobody here would do this for a month for One Million Dollars tax free.

nyugg has been doing this for free for over a decade.

I think that tells us quite a lot about nyugg.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2�#49863897)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:00 PM
Author: lavender thriller den weed whacker

Bangarang!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2�#49863907)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Orchid shitlib deer antler

Goddamn!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2�#49863952)