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Who is the most iconic poaster in bort history?

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violet provocative indian lodge
  12/17/25
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Infuriating dysfunction
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glittery rehab
  12/17/25
the one they call doobs
bat shit crazy confused codepig base
  12/17/25
He's definitely iconic
violet provocative indian lodge
  12/17/25
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Pontificating Metal Tanning Salon
  12/17/25
I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gon...
violet provocative indian lodge
  12/17/25
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Pontificating Metal Tanning Salon
  12/17/25
Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5
violet provocative indian lodge
  12/17/25
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Pontificating Metal Tanning Salon
  12/17/25
Incredible
violet provocative indian lodge
  12/17/25
boom lives
tantric dark police squad
  12/17/25
And I think everyone knows that
violet provocative indian lodge
  12/17/25
im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope ...
bat shit crazy confused codepig base
  12/18/25
HATP, wish he was still here
hairless mediation plaza
  12/17/25
Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.
violet provocative indian lodge
  12/17/25
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Pontificating Metal Tanning Salon
  12/17/25
Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time
violet provocative indian lodge
  12/17/25
wmtp
insane spectacular messiness
  12/17/25
Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multi...
violet provocative indian lodge
  12/17/25
pensive, obviously
charismatic roast beef home
  12/17/25
Strong contender
violet provocative indian lodge
  12/17/25
Sup Mike
charismatic roast beef home
  12/17/25
Lmao I attacked him so much the last time he was here he ...
violet provocative indian lodge
  12/17/25
Thread reeks of “hi pensive”
charismatic roast beef home
  12/17/25
(Paul Graham)
Comical Casino Partner
  12/17/25
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violet provocative indian lodge
  12/17/25
evan39
mahogany excitant jew school
  12/17/25
Woah Cr
Infuriating dysfunction
  12/17/25
Mafoofan, in his world Fiver, in hers But of the conte...
learning disabled garrison
  12/17/25
Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver
violet provocative indian lodge
  12/17/25
Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the l...
learning disabled garrison
  12/17/25
who are you
tantric dark police squad
  12/17/25
I’m nobody
learning disabled garrison
  12/17/25
you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore
tantric dark police squad
  12/17/25
(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)
mahogany excitant jew school
  12/17/25
That’s a pretty terrible list bro
Garnet trump supporter quadroon
  12/17/25
I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose ...
learning disabled garrison
  12/17/25
To say nothing of CHUNG+?
violet provocative indian lodge
  12/17/25
I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. ...
learning disabled garrison
  12/17/25
Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.
violet provocative indian lodge
  12/17/25
Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga m...
learning disabled garrison
  12/18/25
whokobe
tantric dark police squad
  12/17/25
The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to ...
violet provocative indian lodge
  12/17/25
20 years but cr
Comical Casino Partner
  12/17/25
I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is W...
violet provocative indian lodge
  12/17/25
petro or scholarship depending on interpretation
Comical Casino Partner
  12/17/25
IH or Earl
Sooty fantasy-prone area
  12/17/25
you suck my cock boy lol
tantric dark police squad
  12/17/25
BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favour...
Sooty fantasy-prone area
  12/17/25
stfu whok lol
tantric dark police squad
  12/17/25
TY bro 4 the luv
Sooty fantasy-prone area
  12/17/25
Who is IH
violet provocative indian lodge
  12/17/25
(n00b)
Sooty fantasy-prone area
  12/18/25
scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for ...
Chestnut cracking den
  12/17/25
Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic ...
violet provocative indian lodge
  12/18/25
Goy Superstar too.
Trip National Security Agency
  12/18/25
Stfu
violet provocative indian lodge
  12/18/25
RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all tim...
Exhilarant Marketing Idea Deer Antler
  12/18/25
I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves ...
filthy vibrant nursing home
  12/18/25
For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting vol...
kink-friendly sound barrier water buffalo
  12/18/25
I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embod...
violet provocative indian lodge
  12/18/25
Johnsmeyer
Pink son of senegal
  12/18/25
Top 5 all time for sure
violet provocative indian lodge
  12/18/25
Thanks.
Chestnut cracking den
  12/18/25
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tantric dark police squad
  05/08/26
Boom
razzmatazz cheese-eating chapel mad cow disease
  12/18/25
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lavender antidepressant drug becky
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claret twinkling uncleanness
  05/08/26


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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: violet provocative indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518388)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Infuriating dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518389)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: glittery rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518390)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: bat shit crazy confused codepig base

the one they call doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518391)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: violet provocative indian lodge

He's definitely iconic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518399)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Pontificating Metal Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518403)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: violet provocative indian lodge

I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gone down as a legend but he declined in his later years. His peak period was amazing. Don't think I could put him above Johnsmeyer tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518406)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Pontificating Metal Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518408)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: violet provocative indian lodge

Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518410)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Pontificating Metal Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518421)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: violet provocative indian lodge

Incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518440)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: tantric dark police squad

boom lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518458)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: violet provocative indian lodge

And I think everyone knows that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518481)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: bat shit crazy confused codepig base

im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope and then chewed up by arrows in gladiator yelling this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518510)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: hairless mediation plaza

HATP, wish he was still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518422)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: violet provocative indian lodge

Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518424)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Pontificating Metal Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518425)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: violet provocative indian lodge

Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518431)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: insane spectacular messiness

wmtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518426)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: violet provocative indian lodge

Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multiple phases. His OG run as a Whokebian, The President of the People, Glenview Pumo, heel turn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518430)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: charismatic roast beef home

pensive, obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518435)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: violet provocative indian lodge

Strong contender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518438)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: charismatic roast beef home

Sup Mike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518444)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: violet provocative indian lodge

Lmao

I attacked him so much the last time he was here he pissed his pants and ran off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518446)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: charismatic roast beef home

Thread reeks of “hi pensive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518449)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Comical Casino Partner

(Paul Graham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518491)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: violet provocative indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518494)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: mahogany excitant jew school

evan39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518442)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: Infuriating dysfunction

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518453)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: learning disabled garrison

Mafoofan, in his world

Fiver, in hers

But of the contemporaries, it has to be Chuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518443)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: violet provocative indian lodge

Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518447)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: learning disabled garrison

Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the legal and male fashion message board and blogosphere worlds of the early aughts. He had strong opinions and a breathtaking lack of self-awareness. His google footprint remains hilarious to this day.

Fiver was the SCOTUS clerk who defenestrated Koz’s career with accusations of sexually inappropriate behavior and also became a romance author and then defenestrated the world’s largest romance books trade association by leveling accusations of racism. We fear whose head she’ll put on her mantle next. And she talked a lot about Linux computers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518459)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: tantric dark police squad

who are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518471)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: learning disabled garrison

I’m nobody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518479)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: tantric dark police squad

you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518482)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: mahogany excitant jew school

(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518454)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Garnet trump supporter quadroon

That’s a pretty terrible list bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518456)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: learning disabled garrison

I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose character arcs can still cause me to chuckle 20 years on.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518462)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: violet provocative indian lodge

To say nothing of CHUNG+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518480)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: learning disabled garrison

I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. They had just the most impeccable timing of replies in so many threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518487)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: violet provocative indian lodge

Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518489)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: learning disabled garrison

Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga makes him immortal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49519000)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: tantric dark police squad

whokobe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518461)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: violet provocative indian lodge

The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to nonstop megapoasting. Definitely iconic. The real Whok hasn't poasted in 5 years though. That other guy is an imposter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518484)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: Comical Casino Partner

20 years but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518490)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: violet provocative indian lodge

I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is Whok. After we all talked to the real Whok every day for 20 years. The imposter is nothing like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518493)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Comical Casino Partner

petro or scholarship depending on interpretation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518464)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Sooty fantasy-prone area

IH or Earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518466)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: tantric dark police squad

you suck my cock boy lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518468)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Sooty fantasy-prone area

BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favourite than a board icon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518472)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: tantric dark police squad

stfu whok lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518476)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Sooty fantasy-prone area

TY bro 4 the luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518478)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: violet provocative indian lodge

Who is IH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518483)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: Sooty fantasy-prone area

(n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518511)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Chestnut cracking den

scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for some reason. He’s extending the life of XO singlehandely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: violet provocative indian lodge

Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic poaster ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518503)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Trip National Security Agency

Goy Superstar too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49519499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: violet provocative indian lodge

Stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49519512)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: Exhilarant Marketing Idea Deer Antler

RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518710)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: filthy vibrant nursing home

I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves mention with some of the others poasted: Julia (and probably The Box).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518716)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: kink-friendly sound barrier water buffalo

For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting voluminously under his own tagline is typical board behavior

But my personal vote goes to benzo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49518759)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: violet provocative indian lodge

I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embodiment of XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49519321)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Pink son of senegal

Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49519301)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: violet provocative indian lodge

Top 5 all time for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49519316)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Chestnut cracking den

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49519537)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: tantric dark police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49875080)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: razzmatazz cheese-eating chapel mad cow disease

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2�#49519304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: lavender antidepressant drug becky



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Date: May 8th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: claret twinkling uncleanness



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