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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: Frisky location

https://x.com/daily_mailus/status/2049630290402836851?s=61

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Date: April 30th, 2026 5:16 AM
Author: Exciting mental disorder parlour

Glamorous JP Morgan exec accused of turning married male broker into her office sex slave: Claims of viagra spiking and litany of obscene forced acts that made him cry

By LUKE KENTON, US SENIOR REPORTER

PUBLISHED: 18:29 EDT, 29 April 2026 | UPDATED: 20:06 EDT, 29 April 2026

A JPMorgan executive allegedly used her power to sexually harass and abuse a junior male employee - drugging him, subjecting him to racial abuse and threatening his career when he refused her advances, according to a lawsuit.

Lorna Hajdini, 37, an executive director in JPMorgan Chase’s Leveraged Finance division, is accused in the filing of coercing a married banker into ‘non-consensual and humiliating sex acts’ over months, despite his pleas for her to stop.

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Her accuser claims she admitted to drugging him with the date rape drug 'roofies' on multiple occasions and, during one encounter, berated him as he cried while she performed a sex act on him against his will.

The complaint was filed Monday in New York County Supreme Court by a plaintiff proceeding anonymously as John Doe, who claims he chose to hide his name to protect himself and his family after receiving threats.

The lawsuit also accuses JPMorgan Chase (JPMC) of enabling the alleged abuse and retaliating against the banker after he reported it, claiming the firm placed him on involuntary leave, destroyed his reputation and allowed threats against him to continue while Hajdini and others went unpunished.

Neither Hajdini nor JPMC has responded to the lawsuit yet. The Daily Mail reached out to both parties for comment.

A spokesman for JPMC said a thorough internal investigation found no evidence to support Doe's accusations. 'Following an investigation, we don’t believe there’s any merit to these claims,' said the spokesman. While numerous employees cooperated with the investigation, the complainant refused to participate and has declined to provide facts that would be central to support his allegations.'

According to Doe's complaint, Hajdini’s alleged abuse started almost immediately after the pair began working together in the spring of 2024.

Doe, who is Asian, joined as a Senior VP/Director that March, and Hajdini was appointed to the team in a senior role the following month.

In early May 2024, Doe alleges Hajdini dropped her pen on the floor next to his desk and, while bending to pick it up, rubbed his leg and squeezed his calf.

He claims she then remarked: ‘Oh, you did play basketball in college? … I love basketball players… they get me so wet.’

From there, Doe alleges the advances grew more explicit and frequent.

Later that May, Doe said in the complaint that Hajdini invited him out for drinks, but he declined. In response, she is alleged to have said: ‘If you don’t f**k me soon, I’m going to ruin you… never forget, I f**king own you.’

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Twice, Doe claims that Hajdini propositioned him for oral sex in the office, on one occasion asking: ‘Birthday BJ for the brown boy? My little brown boy.’

While Doe claims he continued to resist her advances, Hajdini allegedly threatened professional retribution, telling him if he wanted to be promoted to executive director, he would need to start ‘pleasing’ her, according to the lawsuit.

‘You’re gonna need to earn it, my little Arab boy toy,’ Doe alleges she told him during a work social event at her private members club. During the same event, he claims she repeatedly groped his groin under the table and spat in her hands, running them over his neck and head.

Eventually, Doe claims the alleged harassment escalated into sexual assault. Two witnesses are cited in the complaint as corroborating parts of his account.

Doe alleges that Hajdini used escalating threats and racial abuse to coerce him into performing sexual acts.

He also claimed that Hajdini admitted to drugging him with the date-rape drug and other drugs without his knowledge before some encounters to incapacitate him and facilitate sexual activity, according to the complaint.

Doe also claimed Hajdini used her executive status to gain unauthorized access to his bank account to track his ‘every move.’

In the summer of 2024, it is claimed in the lawsuit that Hajdini showed up at an apartment where Doe was staying, knowing he’d be there.

Inside, Hajdini allegedly made sexual advances on Doe, which he rebuffed, insisting he wasn’t interested.

‘Do you want to get promoted at year end or not?’ Hajdini warned him, according to the lawsuit. ‘Do you want a future at JPMorgan? It’s that simple. I don’t know why you’re fighting this.’

Hajdini then allegedly removed her shirt, began fondling her breasts and racially insulted Doe’s wife, remarking: ‘I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn’t have these cannons,’ the complaint reads.

Doe claims she then forcibly removed his pants and performed oral sex on him against his will. He continued to protest and began to cry, according to the lawsuit.

Hajdini allegedly admonished him for crying and scolded him for failing to achieve an erection.

‘Stop f**king crying. You think anyone would ever believe you? You’re a f**king douche bag who thinks he’s hot s**t, but you can’t even get your d**k hard for me? What the f**k is this?’ she allegedly said.

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She then ordered him to perform oral sex on her, ignoring his pleas of ‘don’t make me do this.’

‘Afraid that Ms. Hajdini would act on her threats to retaliate against him, [Doe], embarrassed and humiliated, complied with her demands,’ the lawsuit states.

Doe claims he was assaulted again later the same month.

During the second encounter, Hajdini allegedly ordered him to suck her toes, pushed him to the ground and sat on his face, berating him when he was unable to sustain arousal.

‘I’m very uncomfortable, please, Lorna, please, I’m begging you,’ Doe claims he told her. But she allegedly laughed before making a racist remark that at least his genitals didn’t ‘taste like curry,’ according to the complaint.

Over the following months, Doe claims Hajdini continued to subject him to overt sexual advances at work and in public, and continued to sexually assault him.

The complaint says she repeatedly reminded him that she ‘owned’ him and that she controlled his promotion and bonus, which he understood as a threat that she would block both if he refused.

During an encounter in late September 2024, Hajdini allegedly yelled at Doe that he wasn’t bringing in enough business to help her secure a promotion to Managing Director, before again threatening him if he refused to have sex with her, the complaint says.

‘I f**king own you! I will make you pay… Do you think you’re going to be in good standing if you do not have me in your corner,’ she allegedly said. ‘You really think [management]... want some Brown boy Indian leading Originations?... If you don’t f**k my brains out tonight, I’m going to sabotage your promotion.’

Fearful of retaliation, Doe claims he relented and submitted to another encounter.

His initial protests were overheard by a second witness who was staying in the adjoining room, according to the lawsuit.

Doe claims Hajdini later admitted to drugging him with Rohypnol or 'roofies' and ‘an erection-enabling pharmaceutical substance’, to ensure he could perform before coerced encounters.

Fearful of reporting her behavior, and allegedly concerned JPMC would not properly investigate his claims, Doe began seeking job opportunities elsewhere in late 2024.

However, he claims in the complaint that Hajdini and other senior managers conspired to derail his prospects with ‘aggressively negative’ references after learning of his plans to leave.

In May 2025, Doe delivered a written complaint to JPMC detailing what he described as race and gender-based discrimination and harassment, and a pattern of ‘severe sexual abuse.’

A week later, he claims the firm began retaliating against him.

That included receiving anonymous threatening phone calls from individuals he believes were acting on behalf of Hajdini and others, attempting to scare him into silence, according to the complaint.

‘Just wait ‘till you’re back in New York, Brown boy…’ one caller allegedly told him. ‘You better stay away - snitch.’

On June 9, 2025, Doe says he received a voicemail from someone claiming to be a manager at JPMC, telling him he wasn’t welcome because of his skin color, adding that ‘people don’t want you or your kind here.’

Another caller allegedly threatened to contact US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) about him and his family.\

Doe claims the company took overt steps to retaliate against him as well, the complaint states.

Within days of filing his report, he says he was reprimanded and then locked out of all company systems and placed on involuntary leave - a decision he claims HR linked to his complaints.

Meanwhile, he alleges that Hajdini and other executives he accuses have faced no comparable action.

JPMC denied Doe's claims, insisting an investigation found no evidence to support his allegations. Hajdini is still employed at the company.

In an interview with the Daily Mail, Doe’s attorney, Daniel J Kaiser, called his client’s allegations horrendous and disturbing.

Kaiser said Doe has been left devastated personally and professionally by the treatment he was allegedly subjected to.

He claims his client has been diagnosed with Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and continues to struggle financially because his reputation has been damaged and he has been unable to find another job.

Doe is seeking damages for lost earnings, emotional distress and reputational harm, as well as punitive damages and changes to the bank’s practices, according to the complaint.

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Date: April 29th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Violet Bearded Headpube

"Doe, who is Asian, joined as a Senior VP/Director that March, and Hajdini was appointed to the team in a senior role the following month.

Twice, Doe claims that Hajdini propositioned him for oral sex in the office, on one occasion asking: ‘Birthday BJ for the brown boy? My little brown boy.’"

Yeah okay buddy, maybe make it remotely believable next time lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49852855)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Violet Bearded Headpube

"Hajdini then allegedly removed her shirt, began fondling her breasts and racially insulted Doe’s wife, remarking: ‘I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn’t have these cannons,’ the complaint reads.

Doe claims she then forcibly removed his pants and performed oral sex on him against his will. He continued to protest and began to cry, according to the lawsuit.

Hajdini allegedly admonished him for crying and scolded him for failing to achieve an erection.

‘Stop f**king crying. You think anyone would ever believe you? You’re a f**king douche bag who thinks he’s hot s**t, but you can’t even get your d**k hard for me? What the f**k is this?’ she allegedly said.

She then ordered him to perform oral sex on her, ignoring his pleas of ‘don’t make me do this.’"

Your Asian fish-head wife tp

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Date: April 29th, 2026 9:30 PM
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Date: April 29th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: pungent trip site

She drugged him and used him as a sex slave? Good on her for being a woman in such a male-dominant space I guess

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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: Cerise center alpha

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Date: April 30th, 2026 5:07 AM
Author: pungent trip site



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:24 PM
Author: cordovan piazza

Twice, Doe claims that Hajdini propositioned him for oral sex in the office, on one occasion asking: ‘Birthday BJ for the brown boy? My little brown boy.’

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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: Kink-friendly sex offender turdskin

Overwhelming majority of defendants get convicted. This is what the tiny minority who get acquitted look like. Lmao.

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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: pungent trip site

Well she'll get acquitted because she's at fucking JPMorgan lol, not because she's hot

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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: Wonderful Smoky Goyim Persian

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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: motley big-titted codepig

So this guy was indian?

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Date: April 29th, 2026 11:48 PM
Author: Frisky location

AND played d1 college basketball

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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: rose parlor

Jocks ace OCI imho

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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Beady-eyed hairy legs gaping

im confused cause one article said she called him "my little arab boy" but then article says hes "asian" which in UK is turd

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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: up-to-no-good walnut address internal respiration

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Date: April 29th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Maize vibrant pozpig indian lodge

she loves guys who played a little college ball

In early May 2024, Doe alleges Hajdini dropped her pen on the floor next to his desk and, while bending to pick it up, rubbed his leg and squeezed his calf.

He claims she then remarked: ‘Oh, you did play basketball in college? … I love basketball players… they get me so wet.’

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Date: April 29th, 2026 11:05 PM
Author: Maize vibrant pozpig indian lodge

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‘I f**king own you! I will make you pay… Do you think you’re going to be in good standing if you do not have me in your corner,’ she allegedly said. ‘You really think [management]... want some Brown boy Indian leading Originations?... If you don’t f**k my brains out tonight, I’m going to sabotage your promotion.’



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Date: April 29th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: aqua school cafeteria



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Date: April 29th, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: Vigorous blue temple

This is the least believable thing I've ever read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49853139)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:13 PM
Author: Cracking really tough guy theater

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49854373)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Carmine famous landscape painting

I believe all victims, imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49856937)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 11:59 PM
Author: vermilion embarrassed to the bone coldplay fan

And then she walked into his office saying “milk truck just arrive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49853177)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: olive exhilarant old irish cottage



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:29 PM
Author: fishy church building



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: Galvanic Bat-shit-crazy Point



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: talking resort philosopher-king

So she pegged him? Surprised the word didn't appear in the xo dailymail article

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49853188)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 5:34 AM
Author: ivory stag film becky

“Doe, who is Asian”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49853463)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 9:08 AM
Author: gaped racy public bath cuckoldry

“I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn’t have these cannons,’ the complaint reads.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49853747)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Magenta elastic band

During the second encounter, Hajdini allegedly ordered him to suck her toes, pushed him to the ground and sat on his face, berating him when he was unable to sustain arousal.

‘I’m very uncomfortable, please, Lorna, please, I’m begging you,’ Doe claims he told her. But she allegedly laughed before making a racist remark that at least his genitals didn’t ‘taste like curry,’ according to the complaint.

It was his penalty for early withdrawal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49853958)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: pungent trip site



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:11 PM
Author: Khaki Patrolman Chapel

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49854368)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Beady-eyed hairy legs gaping



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Date: April 30th, 2026 11:27 AM
Author: Slimy knife

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49854226)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:04 PM
Author: fighting cerebral place of business

rendering of a recreation:

https://x.com/Trndsttr/status/2049835814436082139

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49854357)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Slimy knife



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:15 PM
Author: Maize vibrant pozpig indian lodge



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: Curious thirsty church haunted graveyard



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: Beady-eyed hairy legs gaping



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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Exciting mental disorder parlour



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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: Cerise center alpha

50k Jeets have already jerked it to this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49854805)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: razzmatazz nursing home

the scent of stale cum from h1bs … smells like … mountain view

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49855189)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49864602)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: Floppy national security agency

Where are the bikini pics and other proof of the cannons?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49854429)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:31 PM
Author: vengeful glittery plaza doctorate

Yeah the daily mail really disappointed us here, wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49854438)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: Excitant goal in life

Sadly I think most of this is fabricated. Indian bro is clearly nuts. The curry addition was a dead giveaway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49854460)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:51 PM
Author: Well-lubricated stead

It says she admitted to drugging him with rohypnol and viagra. Oh wait I'm guessing that the Indian guy reported that she admitted to drugging him not that she literally admitted it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49854812)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:44 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Mint Rehab

Why did these things never happen to me? My direct manager at JPM was a 70 year old ED. No hot chicks at all in the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49854464)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: Cracking really tough guy theater

These things never happened to you because you’re ugly and offputting and short

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49854477)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: outnumbered abode boistinker

Thought this would be about Josh Rosen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49854466)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Mint Rehab

If the was the old XO people would talk about this and the SEC’s latest no action letter to JPIM allowing co-investments by open ended funds. That shit will be good for crossover round pricing. S&C sent a newsletter out last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49854476)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Frisky location

https://x.com/dogeofficialceo/status/2049870067748442158?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49854497)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Frisky location

https://x.com/sounddobad/status/2049815445394403778?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49854504)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: pungent trip site

I haven't seen anyone say this yet so I'll spell it out. It's not a coincidence that she's an executive and an abuser. It's not a coincidence that she reached such a high-up position by 37(!!) and threatened to sabotage someone's promotion if he didn't do what she wanted.

This is the type of person that reaches the top. In the corporate world, in politics, in Hollywood. You have to be willing to do what it takes (I'm guessing she was also coerced into sex by people above her) and you have to step on other people on your way up. And the cycle of abuse continues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49854830)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 4:04 PM
Author: Dashing french marketing idea range

Lol, relax, it's a hoax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49854841)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 4:06 PM
Author: adventurous coffee pot kitchen



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Date: April 30th, 2026 4:50 PM
Author: vengeful glittery plaza doctorate

That's not true. The Daily Mail wouldn't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49854947)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 4:50 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Mint Rehab

VPs can’t sabotage shit in i-banking. Even if the associate is her direct the MD is on every work email and knows what really going on with the work product. The associate’s promotion would be to the same VP level. The VP ain’t the one pulling any triggers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49854946)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: pungent trip site

Doesn't really matter if she was bluffing or not, it's still a threat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49854952)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: rose parlor

1. They mean that the brown kid made it all up possibly

2. VP means nothing in banking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49855241)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: razzmatazz nursing home

oh hai, jjc!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49855192)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Frisky location

John Doe revealed!

https://x.com/nypost/status/2049965116091752895?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49855159)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:15 PM
Author: fishy church building

lol WTF!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49855163)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Navy casino

want to see the fish head azn wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49855180)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: razzmatazz nursing home

lulz … dude belongs behind a 7-11 counter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49855194)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: cordovan piazza

LMAO no way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49855282)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: Khaki Patrolman Chapel

Saar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49855323)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Gold office

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HHKn1YgbYAAdumq?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49855181)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:20 PM
Author: Navy casino

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49855183)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: razzmatazz nursing home



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: pungent trip site



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:58 PM
Author: Beady-eyed hairy legs gaping



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: cordovan piazza



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:04 PM
Author: Thriller primrose bbw boltzmann



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 10:01 AM
Author: gaped racy public bath cuckoldry



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: hideous supple fat ankles trailer park

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49859923)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Alcoholic Insanely Creepy Senate Cuckold



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:59 PM
Author: Thriller primrose bbw boltzmann

dude, that's rape tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49855267)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: Frisky location

Wow!

https://x.com/TBC_on_X/status/2049967525858037917/video/1?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49855399)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Gold office

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49855431)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:29 PM
Author: Curious thirsty church haunted graveyard



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: Frisky location

He lied

https://x.com/richardhanania/status/2050181906755629363?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49856920)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:43 PM
Author: Aromatic Milky Corner

real AI would have flagged that no one wants an Indian man



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49856924)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: Carmine famous landscape painting

(Genius)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49856943)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: pungent trip site

Damn. Last time I ever believe a victim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49856948)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:52 PM
Author: self-centered razzle gunner

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49856936)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Mint Rehab

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49859209)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: dont waste ur life reading this post



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 8:50 AM
Author: Exciting mental disorder parlour

Every racist/sexist knew this story was bullshit from the start

1. Women don’t refer to their breasts as “cannons”

2. White Americans don’t refer to Indians as “Asian”

3. Racists have never heard of the slur “fish head” for Indian women, and as proof, we’ve spent the last day incorrectly applying it to Japanese and Chinese women

4. Racists don’t say “brown boy”

Only a “conservative” would ignore or not see all these obvious signs of an Indian scammer

https://x.com/dei4whiteguys/status/2050233311264747954?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49859166)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:47 AM
Author: vengeful glittery plaza doctorate

1-3 are cr but every third post on xo now says “brown”. That guy just isn’t Online enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49859240)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 10:02 AM
Author: Aromatic Milky Corner

is #3 true, i immediately assumed this dude was married to a chink



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49859269)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 10:15 AM
Author: Exciting mental disorder parlour

I had never heard the ethnic slur “fish head wife” before this brief

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49859285)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: Erotic honey-headed laser beams



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: Submissive athletic conference whorehouse

stolen from twitter:

All it took was this guy's photo for everyone to go from "wow this is a spicy story" to "ok this is total bullshit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49859308)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: adulterous queen of the night heaven

Are you commenting on the salience of phenotype

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49859310)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 11:21 AM
Author: Submissive athletic conference whorehouse

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49859382)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Exciting mental disorder parlour



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Violet Bearded Headpube

This story was originally really funny but became stupid and depressing and even somewhat creepy once it became clear that 99% of people, even racists, believed that it was real

Kind of unsettling that people are that credulous. The guy is literally fucking Indian and it explicitly said that in the original article. There was absolutely zero chance the story was true. And everyone still believed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49859450)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: Curious thirsty church haunted graveyard

we wanted to believe to live out our fantasies. let us at least have this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49859533)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:44 PM
Author: Submissive athletic conference whorehouse

disagree, there are some really handsome, morally pure indian bros out there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49859750)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Violet Bearded Headpube

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49859760)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:38 PM
Author: razzmatazz nursing home

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49859860)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: Alcoholic Insanely Creepy Senate Cuckold



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Date: May 7th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,.,.,.,.,.,

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49871937)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Beady-eyed hairy legs gaping

but he got jew lolyers to file a lawsuit, under the penalty of perjury, there is more to this story. his kike lawyers arent just some 28yo shitlolyers they have a real firm, they surely investigated shit a little bit to know some shit was true. guys like that arent wasting their furking time filing a lolsuit like this with fraud allegations esp when they filed it with him as a jon doe, they didnt want his name released so they werent after PR like most kikes

ppl just stop believing him once they realized he's "indian" and then saw his pics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49859866)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: up-to-no-good walnut address internal respiration

Since you used "literally" I do need to correct you here. He is Nepalese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49860476)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: animeboi (.)

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2�#49864593)



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Date: May 5th, 2026 9:15 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

he doubled down, and found a family friend to assert that she asked him to join a threesome. and that she heard sexual activity in the next room where the plaintiff was saying "no no no"

https://nypost.com/2026/05/04/business/ex-jpmorgan-banker-chirayu-rana-files-wild-new-claims-against-lorna-hajdini/

In Rana’s new filing, one alleged witness — who appears to be a family friend of Rana’s — says he was staying at an apartment while visiting New York City and was woken up by Hajdini’s drunken antics in the middle of the night.

He attempted to go back to sleep, but a “completely naked” Hajdini woke him up.

Hajdini sat on the couch he was sleeping on, lit a cigarette and began begging him to “join them” in the bedroom, the document claims.

Despite refusing several times, the mystery witness claims Hajdini told him “you know I own [redacted], so you better come join.”

After she returned to the bedroom, he claims, he could hear Rana pleading, “No, no, no, you have to leave. I’m not going to do this. Please stop.”

Hajdini left the apartment later in the night, and a stunned Rana emerged, sharing his story of how Hajdini “constantly harassed him and forced him to engage in sexual behavior with her on a number of occasions,” the docs say.

Rana allegedly recalled that Hajdini threatened him with “trouble” if he didn’t comply, and “reiterated his concern that Ms. Hajdini was blackmailing him.”

That affirmation also claims witnessing Hajdini be “handsy” with Rana at a concert for Norwegian DJ Kygo at Barclay’s Center earlier that month.

The other anonymous affirmation — seemingly from the owner of the apartment where the family friend was staying — claims he saw Hajdini kissing Rana’s neck on the street sometime during the summer of 2024.

And in September 2024, she overheard them entering her apartment building, recalling that Hajdini said something that sounded like, “I own you, Brownie.”

Both affirmations were signed last July, records show.

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Date: May 5th, 2026 2:49 PM
Author: Judas Jones

they all need to go back to India

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Date: May 5th, 2026 2:50 PM
Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑)

urgently

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Date: May 5th, 2026 9:08 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

you don't believe his claims?

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Date: May 7th, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: Ass Sunstein

Heckuva job, Brownie

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Date: May 7th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: OldHLSDude

I've been thinking about this situation and wonder if there is an opening in her department for a junior banker. I wonder if I have yet another career cumming.

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Date: May 7th, 2026 10:19 AM
Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑)

JPMorgan leveraged finance has been getting a LOT of applications

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