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Guy threatened to "kick my ass" for harmless joke
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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:46 PM Author: Mauve School Cafeteria Getting coffee this morning at my usual place. Guy in front of me is all tanned and wearing those stupid Oakley sunglasses that only people who never went to college wear.
the barista asks him if he's been out on the lake and he said he's been water skiing. I interjected and said I didn't know there were any lakes nearby with mountains in them." He didn't laugh and turned and said "mind your own business motherfucker" and we went back and forth until he offered to go outside and kick my ass. Are people just humorless these days? |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:49 PM Author: Naked Space height of all involved including barista and onlookers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868713&forum_id=2�#49898255) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:53 PM Author: Mauve School Cafeteria I'm 6'1 so average height, not sure on him, he was acting taller than me but who knows. I'm really disappointed in the barista, her name is Harper, 23 years old, I've been her regular for 3 years, always tip her well. Never seen this other guy before, but she did nothing to defend me and I noticed her curling her hair in her fingers while talking to him afterward. I didn't even get a drink I went to mcdonalds and got a shitty iced coffee they put way too much cream in so its basically white . Here is the barista on the right
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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:55 PM Author: Painfully honest institution marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868713&forum_id=2�#49898278) |
Date: May 24th, 2026 12:49 PM Author: Painfully honest institution marketing idea Was he hiding his male pattern baldness with a Hat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868713&forum_id=2�#49898253) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:49 PM Author: purple school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868713&forum_id=2�#49898254) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:50 PM Author: Mauve School Cafeteria Yes he had a Fox racing hat on, the kind where the logo is inexplicably in the bottom right of the front part of the hat for some reason. He was likely high norwood and low net worth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868713&forum_id=2�#49898258) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:51 PM Author: cruel-hearted ticket booth goal in life was he getting a Monster Energy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868713&forum_id=2�#49898260) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:52 PM Author: Painfully honest institution marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868713&forum_id=2�#49898264) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:55 PM Author: Mauve School Cafeteria They have all these prole drinks that are like a can of Red Bull mixed with some kind of flavor syrup that makes it neon green or blue and all these lifted truck guys spend $20 per day on them somehow while not owning homes or having retirement accounts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868713&forum_id=2�#49898277) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:02 PM Author: cruel-hearted ticket booth goal in life it's called being alpha shithead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868713&forum_id=2�#49898308) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:03 PM Author: Mauve School Cafeteria Nothing alpha about drinking 90 grams of HFCS mate it's easily contributing to his disaster hairline (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868713&forum_id=2�#49898311) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:04 PM Author: cruel-hearted ticket booth goal in life a guy with a pickup bed and a nearby lake and a bunch of empties of energy drinks is gonna get laid
guy with 290 payments to go on his shitty hovel isn't |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:06 PM Author: Mauve School Cafeteria House is paid off and I bet I'm doing sex more often than him. Have multiple kids as proof (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868713&forum_id=2�#49898316) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:07 PM Author: cruel-hearted ticket booth goal in life oh so you're a "closet" cocksucker, my bad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868713&forum_id=2�#49898319) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:16 PM Author: Mauve School Cafeteria Did you type this while wearing Oakleys (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868713&forum_id=2�#49898350) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:55 PM Author: Onyx meetinghouse you need to go for his girl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868713&forum_id=2�#49898281) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:02 PM Author: Mauve School Cafeteria People see a navy blue quarter-zip and think I'm some pushover lol I've been in many fights and never lost one. I also spend a lot of time at the lake too and have a boat so I need to let the barista know subtly somehow and maybe get her out on the water with us. She'd look insane in a 1 piece swimsuit like those Japanese adult women in swim lesson videos you see on the tube sites and I think I could sell it to the wife that she's like a lifeguard to watch the kids (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868713&forum_id=2�#49898307) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:05 PM Author: Painfully honest institution marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868713&forum_id=2�#49898315) |
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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:13 AM Author: Well-lubricated menage juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868713&forum_id=2�#49899864) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:01 PM Author: Naked Space tanned guy probly still drunk from last night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868713&forum_id=2�#49898305) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: Coiffed location I would've squared up to him, said "hit me, faggot", and dropped him into an arm bar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868713&forum_id=2�#49898352) |