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Tips for negotiating severance? Notified today I am being laid off

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how ...
comical new version people who are hurt
  06/01/26
about tree fiddy
Exciting Business Firm Blood Rage
  06/01/26
Not helpful. Blocked
comical new version people who are hurt
  06/01/26
120...
Exciting Business Firm Blood Rage
  06/01/26
Idk what’s your leverage
racy azn mad cow disease
  06/01/26
I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and mak...
comical new version people who are hurt
  06/01/26
Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.
racy azn mad cow disease
  06/01/26
So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other ...
saffron weed whacker scourge upon the earth
  06/03/26
Are you confused? Look up antifa
comical new version people who are hurt
  06/03/26
Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.
saffron weed whacker scourge upon the earth
  06/04/26
You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast
Brass fantasy-prone space
  06/01/26
...
Provocative trailer park
  06/01/26
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Judgmental parlour
  06/01/26
*standing ovation*
carmine theater stage internal respiration
  06/01/26
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Autistic lay
  06/03/26
Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance
Aqua disturbing newt
  06/01/26
where do you live, work, and what is your name?
Hyperactive library boltzmann
  06/01/26
You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 ...
comical new version people who are hurt
  06/01/26
if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half ho...
Hyperactive library boltzmann
  06/01/26
Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The ...
carmine theater stage internal respiration
  06/01/26
same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his t...
Provocative trailer park
  06/01/26
I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's on...
carmine theater stage internal respiration
  06/01/26
I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that li...
Provocative trailer park
  06/01/26
i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterf...
Hyperactive library boltzmann
  06/01/26
...
Glittery Balding Preventive Strike Parlor
  06/02/26
you maed it
Puce heaven
  06/01/26
If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their off...
Gaped curious field
  06/01/26
I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (t...
carmine theater stage internal respiration
  06/01/26
It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can f...
electric kitchen
  06/01/26
claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money
Diverse Silver Pisswyrm
  06/01/26
what job did you have
wine dog poop office
  06/01/26
PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE
harsh hairless hall
  06/01/26
...
Peach stead main people
  06/01/26
Get pregnant. Be openly flaming gay Publicly inquire if co...
glassy hissy fit
  06/01/26
Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be pro...
carmine theater stage internal respiration
  06/01/26
Never too late to start!
glassy hissy fit
  06/01/26
Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay
comical new version people who are hurt
  06/01/26
Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you ...
carmine theater stage internal respiration
  06/01/26
This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS m...
bright home
  06/01/26
if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer fo...
Nighttime slap-happy box office legal warrant
  06/01/26
you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly ...
Hyperactive library boltzmann
  06/01/26
that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are ...
Nighttime slap-happy box office legal warrant
  06/01/26
...
saffron weed whacker scourge upon the earth
  06/03/26
...
Stubborn frisky station
  06/02/26
Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’...
electric kitchen
  06/01/26
I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another...
comical new version people who are hurt
  06/02/26
Another two weeks of pay.
electric kitchen
  06/02/26
Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work
comical new version people who are hurt
  06/02/26
AI wouldn't have fucked that up
lilac degenerate psychic
  06/02/26
...
Trip Territorial Cruise Ship Coldplay Fan
  06/02/26
...
Provocative trailer park
  06/02/26
...
comical new version people who are hurt
  06/03/26
...
saffron weed whacker scourge upon the earth
  06/03/26
...
electric kitchen
  06/03/26
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Autistic lay
  06/03/26
ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and sc...
Passionate headpube
  06/02/26
Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touchin...
carmine theater stage internal respiration
  06/03/26
I thought you delivered cookies
Obsidian therapy locus
  06/03/26
wait two weeks
Trip Territorial Cruise Ship Coldplay Fan
  06/03/26
...
comical new version people who are hurt
  06/03/26
...
Obsidian therapy locus
  06/03/26
...
saffron weed whacker scourge upon the earth
  06/03/26
...
electric kitchen
  06/03/26
...
Stirring stag film volcanic crater
  06/03/26
...
Exciting Business Firm Blood Rage
  06/04/26
(XO 2020)
comical new version people who are hurt
  06/03/26
cookie delivery is dead
Irradiated foreskin
  06/03/26
I guess so if Ai can replace it
Obsidian therapy locus
  06/03/26


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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: comical new version people who are hurt

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how much can I get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49909894)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Exciting Business Firm Blood Rage

about tree fiddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49909895)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: comical new version people who are hurt

Not helpful. Blocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49909897)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Exciting Business Firm Blood Rage

120...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49909899)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: racy azn mad cow disease

Idk what’s your leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49909898)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: comical new version people who are hurt

I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and make them a target of antifa or similar orgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49909900)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: racy azn mad cow disease

Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49909947)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: saffron weed whacker scourge upon the earth

So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other major company and you think that's special?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49912893)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: comical new version people who are hurt

Are you confused? Look up antifa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49912915)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: saffron weed whacker scourge upon the earth

Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49914622)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Brass fantasy-prone space

You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49909901)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Provocative trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49910210)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Judgmental parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49910271)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: carmine theater stage internal respiration

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49910290)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Autistic lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49914030)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Aqua disturbing newt

Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49909903)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Hyperactive library boltzmann

where do you live, work, and what is your name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49909905)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: comical new version people who are hurt

You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 of those data points. For that I thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49909910)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: Hyperactive library boltzmann

if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half hour i'd immediately forget who both of them are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49909913)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: carmine theater stage internal respiration

Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The number of names I've forgotten from this site is pretty substantial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49910287)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Provocative trailer park

same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his thread when I pointed out he's outed; I've probably seen his name a couple dozen times and have no clue what it is

don't think I ever knew OP's IRL identity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49910298)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: carmine theater stage internal respiration

I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's only him, SP, benzo, and GTO that I remember offhand. I know TSINAH's first name, but I don't remember his last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49910311)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Provocative trailer park

I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49910314)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Hyperactive library boltzmann

i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterface Chris has stuck in my brain

and i remember CSLGs name because his Mr P branding WORKS. if i ever pour Tabasco sauce in my eyes while in LA, i know who to call.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49910571)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: Glittery Balding Preventive Strike Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49911694)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Puce heaven

you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49909908)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: Gaped curious field

If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their offer probably close to "take it or leave it." They're probably not considering bespoke packages for individuals. The only real way to change that is to decline the severance agreement and write a demand letter, if you have a colorable claim.

How many people got laid off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49909935)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: carmine theater stage internal respiration

I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (that's the worst part about senior positions to me, because it's almost always management's fault, but they almost always skate free). And this is generally right for meaningful changes if you haven't complained about a coworker, supervisor, member of management, or had some other shit crop up (personal data being made accessible to others, reports of unsafe work practices, awareness of major skeletons, etc.)

But there's no harm in asking for a few extra weeks, release from non-compete (if subject to one that would make finding work difficult, vacation payout if not in a jurisdiction that requires it, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49910301)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: electric kitchen

It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can fire average employees in an layoff and enforce noncompetes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49910609)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: Diverse Silver Pisswyrm

claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49909963)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: wine dog poop office

what job did you have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49909989)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: harsh hairless hall

PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49910262)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Peach stead main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49910278)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: glassy hissy fit

Get pregnant.

Be openly flaming gay

Publicly inquire if company will pay for "gender affirmation" surgery

Self-identify as BIPOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49910293)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: carmine theater stage internal respiration

Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be problematic about it from day 1. But it's too late if you didn't front run the RIF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49910306)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: glassy hissy fit

Never too late to start!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49910308)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: comical new version people who are hurt

Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49910644)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: carmine theater stage internal respiration

Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you make this pitch. Can't. Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49910681)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: bright home

This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49910698)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: Nighttime slap-happy box office legal warrant

if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer for a wrongful termination, there's not much you can 'negotiate'

not sure what state you're in, but in california, if you haven't received any communication, formal or informal, that you're being terminated, you need to create a 'protected act' situation asap. that buys you at least a few months where you're hoping they term you and you can raise the claim against the company. if you have good prior performance reviews, etc, pdf all of that and it makes your case extremely strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49910579)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: Hyperactive library boltzmann

you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly adopt each week, so it will never be safe to cut you loose



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49910585)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: Nighttime slap-happy box office legal warrant

that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are using ai to fire all the dei staff from the past 10yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49910593)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: saffron weed whacker scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49912928)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: Stubborn frisky station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49911034)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: electric kitchen

Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’re in a protected class (over 40) you can probably get another two weeks if you make it clear you’ll sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49910603)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: comical new version people who are hurt

I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another 2 weeks? I want cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49911224)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: electric kitchen

Another two weeks of pay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49911399)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: comical new version people who are hurt

Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49911645)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: lilac degenerate psychic

AI wouldn't have fucked that up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49911698)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: Trip Territorial Cruise Ship Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49911701)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Provocative trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49911774)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: comical new version people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49912867)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: saffron weed whacker scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49912897)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: electric kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49913418)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Autistic lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49914033)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Passionate headpube

ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and screaming or u can leave w/o incident-- spare the histrionics and seek a reasonable settlement -- they have u dead to the right, so u might as well play nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49911796)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: carmine theater stage internal respiration

Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touching door knobs, printers, staplers, and pens all around the office after fingering your dirty anus. These motherfuckers need to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49912880)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Obsidian therapy locus

I thought you delivered cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49912872)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Trip Territorial Cruise Ship Coldplay Fan

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49912879)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: comical new version people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49912885)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Obsidian therapy locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49912890)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: saffron weed whacker scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49912895)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: electric kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49913420)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Stirring stag film volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49914031)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: Exciting Business Firm Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49914422)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: comical new version people who are hurt

(XO 2020)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49912887)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Irradiated foreskin

cookie delivery is dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49912896)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Obsidian therapy locus

I guess so if Ai can replace it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2�#49912932)