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What are the top 10 craziest things in bort history?

There was an Indian guy who attacked his parents and went to...
Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza
  03/31/26
Shortporch getting contract killed by his ex wife & co i...
vermilion messiness
  03/31/26
people who poast about extremeism are almost always larpers....
Deranged Forum Nowag
  03/31/26
Who was the poaster who had the incident with the couch surf...
Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza
  03/31/26
dbg & rasqie. Rach sided with dbg (panty sniffer) over ...
up-to-no-good insecure fanboi keepsake machete
  03/31/26
Bitch was living life on easymode
Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza
  03/31/26
the shear stupidity and creepiness of "couchsurfing&quo...
up-to-no-good insecure fanboi keepsake machete
  04/01/26
lol, Rach came in and was like "So what? Men get raped ...
zombie-like buff national
  04/01/26
EDIT TO ADD: The LOLsuit revealing that PaulieWalnuts dad w...
vermilion messiness
  03/31/26
I had forgotten that re: Paulie Heidi Irvani's Big Embezz...
abusive codepig
  04/01/26
*Lying bitch Brittan Heller
Topaz Resort
  04/01/26
I knew shortporch IRL That's on my short list for kookies...
laughsome bull headed marketing idea
  04/01/26
taking one of his classes at your TTT isn't really 'knowing'...
Infuriating grizzly pit
  04/01/26
spending ~5 hrs/week with someone for an entire year counts ...
laughsome bull headed marketing idea
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Marvelous Frozen Mad-dog Skullcap
  04/04/26
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High-end sneaky criminal
  03/31/26
Anthony Bourdain thing is one of the greatest mysteries
brindle racy kitty cat
  03/31/26
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High-end sneaky criminal
  03/31/26
What happened with that exactly? It was just some random pre...
Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza
  03/31/26
Anthony Bourdain found dead in hotel room hours before it ma...
brindle racy kitty cat
  03/31/26
How do we know it wasn't edited? Wasn't it just body text?
Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza
  03/31/26
It was a thread title
Beady-eyed sex offender school
  03/31/26
https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3996023&mc=40...
brindle racy kitty cat
  03/31/26
AI Overview Anthony Bourdain died by suicide on June 8, 2...
up-to-no-good insecure fanboi keepsake machete
  03/31/26
So CNN via poaster Charle tp is connected to that murder and...
odious elastic band
  03/31/26
I was the poaster who immediately poasted "Good one, fa...
hairraiser turquoise office
  03/31/26
Thank you for your service
Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza
  03/31/26
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High-end sneaky criminal
  04/01/26
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hairraiser turquoise office
  04/02/26
whoa
Mind-boggling new version
  03/31/26
180
Topaz Resort
  04/01/26
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Big naked brunch tank
  04/01/26
what was the anthony bourdain thing?
arousing potus lay
  04/01/26
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Marvelous Frozen Mad-dog Skullcap
  04/04/26
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poppy doctorate
  04/05/26
XO outed Belle Knox as Duke Law student before the press iir...
Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza
  03/31/26
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Topaz Resort
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And her reading xo threads in her documentary
Mischievous pearly persian
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abusive codepig
  04/01/26
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Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza
  04/01/26
trustifarian getting himself ejected from hastings by threat...
Jade toaster
  03/31/26
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Dashing harsh public bath
  03/31/26
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chrome nudist goal in life
  03/31/26
correction for the record: ejected from boalt, a decidedly m...
Jade toaster
  03/31/26
Quick rundown?
very tactful state sound barrier
  03/31/26
posted a link to a scholar's summary above
Jade toaster
  03/31/26
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vermilion messiness
  03/31/26
That was some 180 timing by TrustifArian
electric coral business firm mood
  04/01/26
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Jade toaster
  04/02/26
"Wasn't there some lawyer in San Francisco who tagged a...
Beady-eyed sex offender school
  03/31/26
This is true but it's so oft repeated, often by myself, and ...
Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza
  03/31/26
I've had tons of interesting things happen to me.
black territorial chapel hominid
  03/31/26
You're my only friend. You're also the only poaster I would ...
Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza
  03/31/26
I'd 100% not flame love to hang out with you
laughsome bull headed marketing idea
  04/01/26
180
abusive codepig
  04/01/26
deafening silence
chrome nudist goal in life
  04/02/26
Lol the thread got too many posts so I stopped reading. ...
black territorial chapel hominid
  04/05/26
What about back when it was normal for poasters to send each...
Dashing harsh public bath
  03/31/26
This definitely still happens bigly
Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza
  03/31/26
surely teh lolsuit is the bort's defining drama Zappin ...
Lascivious institution idea he suggested
  03/31/26
What is the Sonic Youth thing?
very tactful state sound barrier
  03/31/26
He made poasts about wanting to r*pe and murder kids and oth...
Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza
  03/31/26
he was screeding at rach and rach just said "who is (na...
Deranged Forum Nowag
  03/31/26
huanging by a ted one of the goat thread titles
Topaz Resort
  03/31/26
haha oh yeah i forgot the guys name, and how could i after t...
Deranged Forum Nowag
  03/31/26
The poster "WhitePride" mysteriously disappeared w...
submissive rough-skinned garrison
  04/01/26
are you referring to Ted “Teddy” Huang from Arca...
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  03/31/26
the LOLsuit and charles XII being outed are the top two. ...
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  03/31/26
Google Anthony Zappin divorce. He claimed his wife Claire Co...
Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza
  03/31/26
TBF is clearly not zappin or claire. he's too smart to be a ...
Gold motley coldplay fan
  03/31/26
subtle tt neg
Deranged Forum Nowag
  03/31/26
TT is a boart treasure, but he writes like a drunk community...
Gold motley coldplay fan
  03/31/26
haha yeah "like a"
Deranged Forum Nowag
  03/31/26
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High-end sneaky criminal
  03/31/26
TBF writes like a neurotic mentally ill woman
chartreuse bearded roast beef
  04/01/26
claimed this?
iridescent community account
  03/31/26
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High-end sneaky criminal
  04/01/26
The PN Snuggie incident. (IIRC he made a bizarre gakked out...
Dark Foreskin
  03/31/26
Can you give more specific details? Was this the Indian guy ...
Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza
  03/31/26
Yes. I think he was gakked out and then there was some dome...
Dark Foreskin
  03/31/26
Critical detail: the dad worked hard, put dorito on table
Lascivious institution idea he suggested
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Sadistic property police squad
  03/31/26
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Tantric adventurous hall liquid oxygen
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Deranged Forum Nowag
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razzmatazz ape love of her life
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Dark Foreskin
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Topaz Resort
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sticky gunner
  03/31/26
"...but still, he slap"
bistre area trump supporter
  03/31/26
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embarrassed to the bone lavender reading party incel
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Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza
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Thats the Indian guy attacking his parents
Lascivious institution idea he suggested
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Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza
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Didn't he also impersonate Earl and make threats against POT...
Fragrant ivory market legal warrant
  03/31/26
No, that was actually earl threatening to kill Obama IMO
zombie-like buff national
  04/01/26
didnt some poaster go to a wedding where his friend hooked u...
chrome nudist goal in life
  03/31/26
No idea but EPAH's wife had sex with Halford in a motel in W...
Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza
  03/31/26
ex-wife tbf
chrome nudist goal in life
  03/31/26
...
abusive codepig
  04/01/26
EPAH finally told this story. It's a little different than ...
Blathering hot electric furnace athletic conference
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There is good reason to believe epah is lying about at least...
hairraiser turquoise office
  03/31/26
The whole part about not being able to contact the woman at ...
Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza
  03/31/26
He told the story like a blind man trying to describe a Pica...
Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza
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Did he actually die?
poppy doctorate
  04/05/26
Lamarcus or maybe refunkulus
zombie-like buff national
  03/31/26
Lamarcus yes, highly underrated board lore imo
chrome nudist goal in life
  03/31/26
wtf explain
Jade toaster
  03/31/26
Basically exactly what it sounds like, for some reason lama...
chrome nudist goal in life
  03/31/26
But like what's the timeline we're looking at here (pre doob...
Jade toaster
  03/31/26
This was fairly recent, within the last few years. I don't...
chrome nudist goal in life
  03/31/26
And she told the bro she’s allowed to cheat in their m...
zombie-like buff national
  03/31/26
...
chrome nudist goal in life
  03/31/26
Was that the inspiration for the “Moans of My Future W...
vermilion messiness
  03/31/26
No, moans of my future wife preceded this by years
chrome nudist goal in life
  03/31/26
JM prescient yet again
Avocado Site
  04/01/26
He’s an absolute oracle.
vermilion messiness
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High-end sneaky criminal
  04/06/26
TSINAH lawsuits LOLsuits Benzo crime spree CSLGs restaura...
iridescent community account
  03/31/26
the original lolsuit breaking thread is one of the funniest ...
Jade toaster
  03/31/26
...
chrome nudist goal in life
  03/31/26
...
Deranged Forum Nowag
  03/31/26
What was the P in CPGWBT Cheerful (Phat) Girls With Big T...
Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza
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Protestant (actually don't remember but it feels right) ...
Talented aggressive whorehouse affirmative action
  03/31/26
:D getting outed and saying on record to some news outlet ho...
up-to-no-good insecure fanboi keepsake machete
  03/31/26
why did he disappear?
iridescent community account
  03/31/26
went "upstairs" for hot pockets and nobody ever he...
Lascivious institution idea he suggested
  03/31/26
wasnt there some kind of cartoon youtube video of this?
bistre area trump supporter
  03/31/26
don't forget the courtroom sketches with plaintiff pointing ...
jet hell
  03/31/26
it's actually cited in cyber law casebooks now
laughsome bull headed marketing idea
  04/01/26
180
Big naked brunch tank
  04/01/26
My Jewish crime family scamming and torturing jafar for year...
Aromatic school cafeteria mad cow disease
  03/31/26
watchmen died of a herion overdose? serious?
Insane Becky
  03/31/26
yes :(
Jade toaster
  03/31/26
Confirmed by his uncle via Facebook that he had a heart atta...
Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza
  03/31/26
What is his first name if not flame
chartreuse bearded roast beef
  04/01/26
To be fair, Don't worry about that faggot but this is 100...
To be fair
  04/10/26
Governor Abbot of Texas being outed as a poster. Brian Le...
fuchsia vibrant church boiling water
  03/31/26
A wheelchaired shortmo with temper issues is actually exactl...
Swashbuckling senate
  03/31/26
leave boom alone
Deranged Forum Nowag
  03/31/26
I still get bricked up on occasion thinking of that pic one ...
Topaz Resort
  03/31/26
that was Rowan and she wouldn’t be into you unless you...
walnut multi-billionaire selfie
  03/31/26
Cr she was the OG IGWBG Irish Girl With Black Guy
Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza
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J. also had nice boobs and her misanthropic personality was ...
180 preventive strike
  03/31/26
Unghhhh
Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza
  03/31/26
...
High-end sneaky criminal
  03/31/26
subtle lisa rowe trolling
Lascivious institution idea he suggested
  03/31/26
Still standing up for your girl, honey rider
Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza
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...
razzmatazz ape love of her life
  03/31/26
twist: i was in a LTR with one of those more attractive than...
jet hell
  03/31/26
180
High-end sneaky criminal
  03/31/26
I'm *engaged* to a fempoaster.
laughsome bull headed marketing idea
  04/01/26
180!
High-end sneaky criminal
  04/01/26
Spaceporn calling boner police's dad and getting him grounde...
opaque weed whacker dilemma
  03/31/26
...
Dark Foreskin
  03/31/26
permanently grounded
Deranged Forum Nowag
  03/31/26
...
Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza
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Just such a weird intersection of bort drama too It&rsquo...
razzmatazz ape love of her life
  03/31/26
...
High-end sneaky criminal
  03/31/26
the aftermath of tough guy spaceporn embolded by his first e...
Deranged Forum Nowag
  03/31/26
As usual, I thought that SP played this one quite cool
Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza
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Jade toaster
  03/31/26
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vivacious cruise ship
  04/01/26
The Anthony Bourdain thing and it isn't even close. This...
Diverse Parlour
  03/31/26
...
Mischievous pearly persian
  03/31/26
I understand and wish to continue
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Diverse Parlour
  03/31/26
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disrespectful gay university dingle berry
  03/31/26
...
To be fair
  04/10/26
...
razzmatazz ape love of her life
  03/31/26
Alternatively, this place is a portal for people who murder ...
odious elastic band
  03/31/26
Do you think C12 helped murder CK? I mean, at this point he'...
poppy doctorate
  04/05/26
I've always been partial to the thread where the poaster out...
contagious nursing home skinny woman
  03/31/26
I also liked when ted cruz tp got a job ripping off small bu...
opaque weed whacker dilemma
  03/31/26
...
chrome nudist goal in life
  03/31/26
He also nonchalantly mentioned he was a member of a drug car...
Aromatic school cafeteria mad cow disease
  03/31/26
lol
Dark Foreskin
  03/31/26
he would post updates about his career in money lending and ...
opaque weed whacker dilemma
  04/01/26
...
High-end sneaky criminal
  04/01/26
“Lending it all tonight”
sticky gunner
  03/31/26
...
High-end sneaky criminal
  04/01/26
MoreDoughHi in prison for bank robbery
walnut multi-billionaire selfie
  03/31/26
i don't remember this being a thing
soggy crusty parlor
  03/31/26
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&mc=45&a...
walnut multi-billionaire selfie
  03/31/26
...
abusive codepig
  04/01/26
lol
up-to-no-good insecure fanboi keepsake machete
  04/01/26
I can personally confirm.
laughsome bull headed marketing idea
  04/01/26
your post was on 4/1 that really wasn't mdh, right? mdh wa...
soggy crusty parlor
  04/03/26
...
vivacious cruise ship
  04/01/26
To be fair, MDH (who was a mod back in the day) also got ...
To be fair
  04/10/26
I really like it here
razzmatazz ape love of her life
  03/31/26
...
High-end sneaky criminal
  03/31/26
DVP was probably top 20 but not top 10 Two separate fempo...
razzmatazz ape love of her life
  03/31/26
DVP?
Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza
  03/31/26
Domestic Violence Pumo
razzmatazz ape love of her life
  03/31/26
A schizo at Harvard Law who famously shipped drugs to the do...
laughsome bull headed marketing idea
  04/01/26
The bourdain thing but the mystery was ruined when Charlie m...
brass startling location boistinker
  03/31/26
Oh, quite the opposite
odious elastic band
  03/31/26
Benzo emailing and calling RSF’s dad
low-t concupiscible stage idiot
  03/31/26
Doesn't sniff top 10
Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza
  03/31/26
I don't recall him calling, he just tried to email the firm ...
Fragrant ivory market legal warrant
  03/31/26
could have been amazing client for the firm. his lawsuit is ...
iridescent community account
  03/31/26
a movie where benzo becomes a client of rsfs firm and they b...
Deranged Forum Nowag
  03/31/26
...
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crawly set
  03/31/26
...
razzmatazz ape love of her life
  04/01/26
I briefly entertained thoughts of applying to E&K for th...
Trip Chestnut Twinkling Uncleanness Pozpig
  04/01/26
they're at max capacity on lawyers of questionable gender
Deranged Forum Nowag
  04/01/26
I remember calling benzo's probation officer and giving benz...
laughsome bull headed marketing idea
  04/01/26
Earl threatening the president and getting visited by RBI
Disgusting station
  03/31/26
An actual IRL zebra poasting here
razzmatazz ape love of her life
  03/31/26
...
High-end sneaky criminal
  03/31/26
Jigsaw literally murdering a bunch of historic poas
Lascivious institution idea he suggested
  03/31/26
180 Can't believe how far past my prime I am. I'll never ...
jet hell
  03/31/26
probably have to define crazy here. like very mysterious or ...
up-to-no-good insecure fanboi keepsake machete
  03/31/26
...
High-end sneaky criminal
  03/31/26
Bboom finding a dead body soaked in bleach in a storage lock...
Exciting Menage Rigor
  03/31/26
https://journalstar.com/news/local/911/kelsey-miller-s-life-...
Exciting Menage Rigor
  03/31/26
Isn't it true that a playboy playmate poasted here?
razzle alpha
  03/31/26
...
High-end sneaky criminal
  03/31/26
...
rambunctious doobsian spot really tough guy
  04/03/26
Earl being in the audience at NYU when Eric Berndt heckled S...
Curious locus water buffalo
  03/31/26
(dork)
up-to-no-good insecure fanboi keepsake machete
  03/31/26
boondocks ending up as dropbox employee #1 is probably under...
Jade toaster
  03/31/26
PR college board had much more prestigious ppl in general th...
up-to-no-good insecure fanboi keepsake machete
  03/31/26
woah cr fartman tp
Jade toaster
  03/31/26
...
razzmatazz ape love of her life
  03/31/26
...
chrome nudist goal in life
  03/31/26
I just farted
up-to-no-good insecure fanboi keepsake machete
  03/31/26
...
Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza
  03/31/26
...
High-end sneaky criminal
  03/31/26
AK-47 penning heroic letters behind a gossamer-thin veil of ...
Blathering hot electric furnace athletic conference
  03/31/26
180 work. Fuck Fertick
abusive codepig
  04/01/26
Leiter/Tubgirl
Swashbuckling senate
  03/31/26
Describe in detail please
Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza
  03/31/26
Leiter linked to something and the link was switched to tubg...
supple frisky theatre partner
  04/03/26
i feel like doobs getting fucking shot should be on this lis...
charismatic splenetic quadroon pocket flask
  03/31/26
Did someone frame him with Mexicans?
odious elastic band
  03/31/26
No, Todd Driskill (aka “The Nick Swisher Juggernaut&rd...
floppy stead
  03/31/26
...
hairraiser turquoise office
  03/31/26
By a guy high on TuTu no lesw https://www.adn.com/alaska-new...
Exciting Menage Rigor
  03/31/26
...
bronze unholy hospital legend
  03/31/26
It's not T10-crazy by any stretch but don barzini poasting a...
bronze unholy hospital legend
  03/31/26
I think the thread was something like "You fucks, I got...
jet hell
  03/31/26
did tbtp draw the Barzini masturbation fort drawing? she ...
Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza
  03/31/26
I don't remember the dick pics (doesn't mean it didn't happe...
bronze unholy hospital legend
  03/31/26
doobs posted the dick pic
chrome nudist goal in life
  03/31/26
reddened pisswyrm?
Lascivious institution idea he suggested
  03/31/26
...
chrome nudist goal in life
  03/31/26
It was “You jerks, I got pwn3d”
vermilion messiness
  03/31/26
...
black territorial chapel hominid
  03/31/26
...
Topaz Resort
  04/01/26
...
Deranged Forum Nowag
  04/01/26
180
High-end sneaky criminal
  04/02/26
On a semi-related note, who was the poaster who matched with...
rambunctious doobsian spot really tough guy
  04/03/26
Several hilarious xo interactions with irl people -johnsm...
Mind-boggling new version
  03/31/26
The Colonel!
Topaz Resort
  04/01/26
...
Mind-boggling new version
  04/01/26
that dude who was living/working right where shit was poppin...
razzle alpha
  03/31/26
...
bronze unholy hospital legend
  03/31/26
...
razzmatazz ape love of her life
  03/31/26
...
Mind-boggling new version
  03/31/26
BUT IT WAS TAX DAY!
Topaz Resort
  04/01/26
...
thriller rehab
  04/01/26
I’ve never shared this but it was me flaming. Sorry.
spectacular masturbator
  04/02/26
mr. jinx getting outted in 2004 by Shomer Shabbas and Invisi...
submissive rough-skinned garrison
  04/01/26
Not "crazy" per se, but I have fond memories of th...
Excitant Transparent Milk Laser Beams
  04/01/26
Columbus Day weekend, no less, where the family dressed up i...
seedy violent church building
  04/01/26
Zimmerman trial. That was a pivotal moment in American and b...
laughsome bull headed marketing idea
  04/01/26
Agreed but it was not crazy per se. Just a bunch of Obamatar...
Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza
  04/01/26
Are you kidding me? The board never saw anything like it. Th...
laughsome bull headed marketing idea
  04/01/26
You're also a bottom 5 lawyer in bort history so makes sense...
Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza
  04/01/26
There's no way I'm a bottom 5 lawyer in bort history. I'm in...
laughsome bull headed marketing idea
  04/01/26
Lol no
Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza
  04/01/26
Those were really fun days. I cant believe the fraud invo...
razzle alpha
  04/03/26
Doctors Hate Him tp livepoasting his run in the WSOP main ev...
up-to-no-good insecure fanboi keepsake machete
  04/01/26
not top 10, but it was a great thread
soggy crusty parlor
  04/01/26
cr also, fuck that jeet Rudolph
walnut multi-billionaire selfie
  04/01/26
i loved that thread
charismatic splenetic quadroon pocket flask
  04/01/26
not top 10, but SP trying to (falsely) out HenryAaron as som...
abusive codepig
  04/01/26
Rach outing me after making benzo a mod has to be one of xo'...
laughsome bull headed marketing idea
  04/01/26
Remember BoomJoe's outing?
abusive codepig
  04/01/26
You getting sued by Discover was the biggest thing you were ...
Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza
  04/01/26
the tsinah lawsuits were hilarious
Gold motley coldplay fan
  04/01/26
I can't imagine ever breaking the sacred trust of my Credito...
Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza
  04/01/26
wait, this isn't a community account?
iridescent community account
  04/02/26
we have a style guide.
laughsome bull headed marketing idea
  04/03/26
Endless Rowan jokes based on her making one comment a decade...
Slippery pervert ticket booth
  04/01/26
What was guacgate? Great list otherwise
Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza
  04/01/26
It's like Gamergate, known only by references to it vs. the ...
Slippery pervert ticket booth
  04/01/26
tbtp went to every xo meetup in the early 2010s. I will ask ...
Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza
  04/01/26
180 If I had to guess it’s about the “one wei...
High-end sneaky criminal
  04/01/26
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Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza
  04/01/26
Tyty 🐶 “What would Chesterton poast if he were a...
High-end sneaky criminal
  04/01/26
That poast of yours about effort poasting here going semi-ex...
High-end sneaky criminal
  04/01/26
I have the memory of a goldfish. I can't remember what I poa...
Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza
  04/01/26
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/4c/9a/334c9a98e129ab30e7c13f88f...
High-end sneaky criminal
  04/01/26
Cr fren
Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza
  04/01/26
...
High-end sneaky criminal
  04/01/26
guacgate was a XO meetup involving earl, nutella, blonidelaw...
up-to-no-good insecure fanboi keepsake machete
  04/01/26
🤯🤯🤯
High-end sneaky criminal
  04/01/26
NUMEROUS guacamole-themed Autoadmit milestones tp
High-end sneaky criminal
  04/01/26
Justice delayed is justice denied
Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza
  04/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
High-end sneaky criminal
  04/01/26
...
Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza
  04/01/26
...
High-end sneaky criminal
  04/01/26
Benzo's Courthearing- Live Stream Ask a Mormon was GOAT
Big naked brunch tank
  04/01/26
Both great moments, but hardly top 10 of all time.
Topaz Resort
  04/01/26
Ryan from GA (college board faggot from PR days) clicking a ...
up-to-no-good insecure fanboi keepsake machete
  04/01/26
Farisa's Crossing being released
Aromatic school cafeteria mad cow disease
  04/01/26
...
Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza
  04/01/26
all the insanity with 'the box' is probably not top ten wort...
Infuriating grizzly pit
  04/01/26
I feel lucky I got to play a smol role in her greater arc. B...
Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza
  04/01/26
...
High-end sneaky criminal
  04/01/26
justin.tv became twitch - that's pretty insane too
stimulating casino
  04/02/26
Yes so much gay tech shit has happened in our lifetime
chartreuse bearded roast beef
  04/04/26
I, for one, enjoyed the ArtPad Robocop days, and the tinyurl...
bistre area trump supporter
  04/01/26
A sizeable amount of poasters and lurker made literal millio...
chartreuse bearded roast beef
  04/01/26
...
High-end sneaky criminal
  04/01/26
...
iridescent community account
  04/02/26
Hastings threat and YLS lawsuit and resistance are the top t...
Stirring Famous Landscape Painting Range
  04/01/26
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Copper round eye
  04/01/26
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High-end sneaky criminal
  04/02/26
Some historical scholarship: https://www.xoxohth.com/thread....
sexy scarlet plaza karate
  04/03/26
...
chrome nudist goal in life
  04/03/26
...
Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza
  04/03/26
randomly clicked on one and saw a youtube video I haven't se...
laughsome bull headed marketing idea
  04/03/26
"Zero deaths from hurricane katrina" is still my p...
Jade toaster
  04/06/26
Bebe and his war against HLS
sexy scarlet plaza karate
  04/03/26
180
Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza
  04/03/26
Remember when Benzo got into a fight with his pregnant siste...
Trip Chestnut Twinkling Uncleanness Pozpig
  04/03/26


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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:54 PM
Author: Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza

There was an Indian guy who attacked his parents and went to jail or something no?

Pretty much everything involving GJR and Boner Police

Watchmen dying of heroin overdose

Idk feels like I'm missing a lot. Shortporch getting murdered by his mother in law. Rach outing Sonic Youth.

Wasn't there some lawyer in San Francisco who tagged a bunch of cars in some sort of psychotic breakdown?

TBF named in a lawsuit

2 poastettes dated Sam Hyde in real life and a third was in love with him but never consummated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783828)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: vermilion messiness

Shortporch getting contract killed by his ex wife & co is not getting enough love ITT.

XO world view regularly getting in front of a sitting president via Tucker. Not to mention the SCOTUS poasters/lurkers

Mormon live chat was among the funniest, if not particularly impactful on the world

Fiver ruining Koz’s career and then destroying an entire romance author trade association

Trustafarian notwithstanding, I’m genuinely surprised that the board hasn’t gotten tangled up in some crazy domestic terrorism thing, especially with that influx of Stormfront poasters at some point along the way when I wasn’t really paying attention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784241)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:54 PM
Author: Deranged Forum Nowag

people who poast about extremeism are almost always larpers. all the mass shooters and domestic terrorists have a manifesto and some online activity, but they just do it for the most part. poasting is a surrogate activity where cowards fantasize about things they won't do.

if someone from xo does do something like that'll it'll wind up being a pumo with a couple cryptic poasts that didn't get any traction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784284)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:04 PM
Author: Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza

Who was the poaster who had the incident with the couch surfing chick and he was sniffing her drawers and got caught somehow, possibly by a poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784316)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: up-to-no-good insecure fanboi keepsake machete

dbg & rasqie. Rach sided with dbg (panty sniffer) over rasqie bc he has a personal gripe with couchsurfing culture and rasqie somehow was heavily involved in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784324)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza

Bitch was living life on easymode

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784373)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:06 AM
Author: up-to-no-good insecure fanboi keepsake machete

the shear stupidity and creepiness of "couchsurfing" as a concept actually makes perfect sense that ppl like rasqie and dbg would both be involved in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785748)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: zombie-like buff national

lol, Rach came in and was like "So what? Men get raped on couchsurfing too!" and banned rasqie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785781)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: vermilion messiness

EDIT TO ADD: The LOLsuit revealing that PaulieWalnuts dad was the commander of the Abu Gharib MPs!

Oh, man, how’d I forget about that. That one Doe’s dad who embezzled funds to buy horses. Just all of the bananas stuff that came out as people did deep-dive opposition research on that whole situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784353)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: abusive codepig

I had forgotten that re: Paulie

Heidi Irvani's Big Embezzled Boobs couldn't top Britan Heller's 162 LSAT score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785752)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Topaz Resort

*Lying bitch Brittan Heller

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785761)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: laughsome bull headed marketing idea

I knew shortporch IRL

That's on my short list for kookiest life experiences. I've never personally known someone who got got like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785728)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: Infuriating grizzly pit

taking one of his classes at your TTT isn't really 'knowing' someone but your IRL is so cursed that i guess you can have this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49787108)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: laughsome bull headed marketing idea

spending ~5 hrs/week with someone for an entire year counts as knowing them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49787111)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: Marvelous Frozen Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49794594)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: High-end sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783832)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: brindle racy kitty cat

Anthony Bourdain thing is one of the greatest mysteries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783834)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: High-end sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783835)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza

What happened with that exactly? It was just some random prediction thread and then it came true?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783843)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: brindle racy kitty cat

Anthony Bourdain found dead in hotel room hours before it made the press

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783848)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza

How do we know it wasn't edited? Wasn't it just body text?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783850)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: Beady-eyed sex offender school

It was a thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783862)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: brindle racy kitty cat

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3996023&mc=409&forum_id=2

You be the judge!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783864)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: up-to-no-good insecure fanboi keepsake machete

AI Overview

Anthony Bourdain died by suicide on June 8, 2018, at the age of 61. He was found unresponsive in his room at Le Chambard Hotel in Kaysersberg-Vignoble, France, where he was filming an episode of his CNN series Parts Unknown, according to All That's Interesting and Tasting Table.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784105)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: odious elastic band

So CNN via poaster Charle tp is connected to that murder and also to C12 tp’s outing who later works for Charlie Kirk, (tp)?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784470)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:42 PM
Author: hairraiser turquoise office

I was the poaster who immediately poasted "Good one, faggot." I will attest to: 1) getting blown the fuck out; 2) the thread was genuine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784583)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza

Thank you for your service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784623)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: High-end sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49786930)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: hairraiser turquoise office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49790408)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: Mind-boggling new version

whoa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784903)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:47 AM
Author: Topaz Resort

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785318)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: Big naked brunch tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49786223)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 9:09 AM
Author: arousing potus lay

what was the anthony bourdain thing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785470)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Marvelous Frozen Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49794710)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: poppy doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49794724)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza

XO outed Belle Knox as Duke Law student before the press iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783855)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Topaz Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783957)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: Mischievous pearly persian

And her reading xo threads in her documentary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783971)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: abusive codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785754)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785793)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: Jade toaster

trustifarian getting himself ejected from hastings by threating to cho the campus was great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783856)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: Dashing harsh public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783870)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: chrome nudist goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783873)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:08 PM
Author: Jade toaster

correction for the record: ejected from boalt, a decidedly more prestigious law school. he just *threatened* hastings. I apologize for this clerical error

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168481&mc=33&forum_id=2#22507425

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783902)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:09 PM
Author: very tactful state sound barrier

Quick rundown?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783904)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:39 PM
Author: Jade toaster

posted a link to a scholar's summary above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784219)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: vermilion messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784192)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:25 PM
Author: electric coral business firm mood

That was some 180 timing by TrustifArian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49788057)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: Jade toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49789556)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: Beady-eyed sex offender school

"Wasn't there some lawyer in San Francisco who tagged a bunch of cars in some sort of psychotic breakdown?"

The SF lawyer who mutilated his own children is a much crazier story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783866)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:06 PM
Author: Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza

This is true but it's so oft repeated, often by myself, and I think of EPAH almost as some guy who hangs out drinking beers in my kitchen that I almost forgot he was a poaster but yes in aggregate his entire life story is crazy as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783890)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: black territorial chapel hominid

I've had tons of interesting things happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785049)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza

You're my only friend. You're also the only poaster I would shove off a mountain into a volcano. Therein lies the duality of our relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785053)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: laughsome bull headed marketing idea

I'd 100% not flame love to hang out with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785877)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: abusive codepig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785910)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 9:45 PM
Author: chrome nudist goal in life

deafening silence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49790371)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: black territorial chapel hominid

Lol the thread got too many posts so I stopped reading.

But even though TSINAH don't agree on any politics, I like the cut of his jib, and it'd be my honor to have a steak dinner with him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49794714)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:03 PM
Author: Dashing harsh public bath

What about back when it was normal for poasters to send each other drugs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783877)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:06 PM
Author: Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza

This definitely still happens bigly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783892)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: Lascivious institution idea he suggested

surely teh lolsuit is the bort's defining drama

Zappin

Charles / tucker

DEA raiding icyblow's hotel room for pot smoke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783898)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:09 PM
Author: very tactful state sound barrier

What is the Sonic Youth thing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783906)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:12 PM
Author: Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza

He made poasts about wanting to r*pe and murder kids and other weird unhinged shit and then he got into some beef with Rachmiel threatening him and then Rach just dropped his real name in a subthread wasteland. He turned out to be some chink who worked for UT. I think he resigned and has never been heard from again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783912)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Deranged Forum Nowag

he was screeding at rach and rach just said "who is (name)?" and *poof*, gone forever. probably the best one shot one kill in bort history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783967)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: Topaz Resort

huanging by a ted one of the goat thread titles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783983)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: Deranged Forum Nowag

haha oh yeah i forgot the guys name, and how could i after that thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783993)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:36 AM
Author: submissive rough-skinned garrison

The poster "WhitePride" mysteriously disappeared when Teddy Huang was outted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785306)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: walnut multi-billionaire selfie

are you referring to Ted “Teddy” Huang from Arcadia, CA and the UT Austin School of Law? The Ted Huang who poasted detailed rape and muder fantasies of young white girls? That Ted Huang?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784003)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Gold motley coldplay fan

the LOLsuit and charles XII being outed are the top two.

TBF was named in the lolsuit? i don't remember that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783910)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:13 PM
Author: Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza

Google Anthony Zappin divorce. He claimed his wife Claire Comfort was behind the TBF and Tommy T monikers iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783913)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Gold motley coldplay fan

TBF is clearly not zappin or claire. he's too smart to be a birdbrain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784006)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: Deranged Forum Nowag

subtle tt neg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784024)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:16 PM
Author: Gold motley coldplay fan

TT is a boart treasure, but he writes like a drunk community college student. TBF's prose is off the charts, like joyce meets shakespeare meets a rabid antisemite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784130)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Deranged Forum Nowag

haha yeah "like a"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784172)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: High-end sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784180)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: chartreuse bearded roast beef

TBF writes like a neurotic mentally ill woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49788076)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: iridescent community account

claimed this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784152)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:28 PM
Author: High-end sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49788068)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:15 PM
Author: Dark Foreskin

The PN Snuggie incident. (IIRC he made a bizarre gakked out phone call to me shortly before he was arrested).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783915)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:16 PM
Author: Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza

Can you give more specific details? Was this the Indian guy from Texas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783918)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: Dark Foreskin

Yes. I think he was gakked out and then there was some domestic incident where he beat his dad. Shortly after, a poster revealed the famous mug shot pic of him in a “Snuggie”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783924)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: Lascivious institution idea he suggested

Critical detail: the dad worked hard, put dorito on table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783929)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: Sadistic property police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783938)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: Tantric adventurous hall liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783979)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: Deranged Forum Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783980)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: razzmatazz ape love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784025)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: Dark Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784047)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Topaz Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784718)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: sticky gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784792)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:33 PM
Author: bistre area trump supporter

"...but still, he slap"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784856)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 11:13 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lavender reading party incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785073)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783933)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:16 PM
Author: Lascivious institution idea he suggested

Thats the Indian guy attacking his parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783919)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:17 PM
Author: Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783920)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: Fragrant ivory market legal warrant

Didn't he also impersonate Earl and make threats against POTUS on twitter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784151)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: zombie-like buff national

No, that was actually earl threatening to kill Obama IMO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785468)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: chrome nudist goal in life

didnt some poaster go to a wedding where his friend hooked up with doob's wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783925)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza

No idea but EPAH's wife had sex with Halford in a motel in Washington and injected him with enough heroin to stop his heart. This isn't confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt but the circumstantial evidence is overwhelming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783932)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: chrome nudist goal in life

ex-wife tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783936)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: abusive codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785758)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Blathering hot electric furnace athletic conference

EPAH finally told this story. It's a little different than that, but yes it ended with Halford relapsing and dying from EPAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784246)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:50 PM
Author: hairraiser turquoise office

There is good reason to believe epah is lying about at least some of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784617)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:52 PM
Author: Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza

The whole part about not being able to contact the woman at the place, not knowing anybody's real names. It didn't pass the smell test. He certainly wasn't digging around very hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784632)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza

He told the story like a blind man trying to describe a Picasso. In other words, either willful ignorance or excruciating stupidity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784639)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:17 AM
Author: poppy doctorate

Did he actually die?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49794731)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: zombie-like buff national

Lamarcus or maybe refunkulus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784138)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: chrome nudist goal in life

Lamarcus yes, highly underrated board lore imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784299)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: Jade toaster

wtf

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784325)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:17 PM
Author: chrome nudist goal in life

Basically exactly what it sounds like, for some reason lamarcus' buddy and doobs' wife were at a wedding and his buddy smashed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784376)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: Jade toaster

But like what's the timeline we're looking at here (pre doobs or post doobs) and how did he make the connection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784379)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: chrome nudist goal in life

This was fairly recent, within the last few years. I don't recall if doobs was there with his wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784387)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: zombie-like buff national

And she told the bro she’s allowed to cheat in their marriage or something lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784601)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: chrome nudist goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784627)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: vermilion messiness

Was that the inspiration for the “Moans of My Future Wife” thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784360)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:15 PM
Author: chrome nudist goal in life

No, moans of my future wife preceded this by years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784370)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: Avocado Site

JM prescient yet again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785679)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: vermilion messiness

He’s an absolute oracle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49786341)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 9:35 PM
Author: High-end sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49799054)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: iridescent community account

TSINAH lawsuits

LOLsuits

Benzo crime spree

CSLGs restaurant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783928)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: Jade toaster

the original lolsuit breaking thread is one of the funniest posts of all time

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=643868&mc=99&forum_id=2#8243886

"...The defendants are the persons using the following pseudonyms on the website autoadmit.com or xoxohth.com: Pauliewalnuts; neoprag; STANFORDtroll; :D; :D (Hillary v. Jeb�08); MoreDoughHi; Remember when I said I would kill you last? I lied; lkjhgf; yalelaw; Spanky; ylsdooder; Community Norm; HI; David Carr (Glass of water for Mr. Grainger); vincimus; Beach Body Brady; Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey; Todd Christopher; A horse walks into a bar (saving one CPGWBT at a time); The Ayatollah of Rock-n-Rollah; DRACULA; Sleazy Z; Whamo (Let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine); Ari Gold; Ugly Women; playboytroll; Get_to_da_choppa; Dean_Harold_Koh. The allegations are as follows:..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783934)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: chrome nudist goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783937)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: Deranged Forum Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783974)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:50 PM
Author: Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza

What was the P in CPGWBT

Cheerful (Phat) Girls With Big Tits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784033)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Talented aggressive whorehouse affirmative action

Protestant

(actually don't remember but it feels right)

Could also have been Prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784132)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: up-to-no-good insecure fanboi keepsake machete

:D getting outed and saying on record to some news outlet how he gleefully anticipated facing his big tittied accuser in open court

nutritionfacts schtick was annoying but he's a made guy on XO as far as I'm concerned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784140)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: iridescent community account

why did he disappear?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784160)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Lascivious institution idea he suggested

went "upstairs" for hot pockets and nobody ever heard from him again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784170)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: bistre area trump supporter

wasnt there some kind of cartoon youtube video of this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784865)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:32 PM
Author: jet hell

don't forget the courtroom sketches with plaintiff pointing at dracula from the witness stand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784405)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: laughsome bull headed marketing idea

it's actually cited in cyber law casebooks now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785732)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: Big naked brunch tank

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49786225)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Aromatic school cafeteria mad cow disease

My Jewish crime family scamming and torturing jafar for years. Still happening, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783941)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Insane Becky

watchmen died of a herion overdose? serious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783942)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:49 PM
Author: Jade toaster

yes :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784030)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza

Confirmed by his uncle via Facebook that he had a heart attack in his parents house at age 30. He was a very skinny guy. No known heart problems. And he was an avid heroin user. Had to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784040)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: chartreuse bearded roast beef

What is his first name if not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49788077)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 7:59 AM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)

To be fair,

Don't worry about that faggot but this is 100% not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49808199)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: fuchsia vibrant church boiling water

Governor Abbot of Texas being outed as a poster.

Brian Leiter starting a feud with the board and then being pwnd when Rach outed his search history.

Also, there used to be fem posters (before GJR) who were generally nice and added a needed difference in tone to the board and they occasionally posted photos (sometimes revealing) and they were more attractive than you’d expect. Above average busts for sure and not fat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783945)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: Swashbuckling senate

A wheelchaired shortmo with temper issues is actually exactly who I’d expect to be posting here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783950)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: Deranged Forum Nowag

leave boom alone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783976)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: Topaz Resort

I still get bricked up on occasion thinking of that pic one of them poasted with the preftegious t shirt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783963)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: walnut multi-billionaire selfie

that was Rowan and she wouldn’t be into you unless you are black

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784012)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza

Cr she was the OG IGWBG

Irish Girl With Black Guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784051)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: 180 preventive strike

J. also had nice boobs and her misanthropic personality was somewhat hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784096)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza

Unghhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784149)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:41 PM
Author: High-end sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784426)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: Lascivious institution idea he suggested

subtle lisa rowe trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784013)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza

Still standing up for your girl, honey rider

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784058)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: razzmatazz ape love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784048)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: jet hell

twist: i was in a LTR with one of those more attractive than expected retro fempoasters who was not fat and had decent tits but it was something we never disclosed (not met through board, she became a fempoaster through me but was under strict instructions to LARP as single as a condition for giving her one of my monikers). i also briefly dated a different attractive fempoaster but got nowhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784417)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: High-end sneaky criminal

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784422)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:06 AM
Author: laughsome bull headed marketing idea

I'm *engaged* to a fempoaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785746)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:28 PM
Author: High-end sneaky criminal

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49788073)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: opaque weed whacker dilemma

Spaceporn calling boner police's dad and getting him grounded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783952)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Dark Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783955)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: Deranged Forum Nowag

permanently grounded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783977)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784061)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: razzmatazz ape love of her life

Just such a weird intersection of bort drama too

It’d be like if Indonesia suddenly invaded Morocco to support Western Saharan independence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784066)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: High-end sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784179)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: Deranged Forum Nowag

the aftermath of tough guy spaceporn embolded by his first ever W was pretty 180 in hindsight, although intolerable at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784182)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza

As usual, I thought that SP played this one quite cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785670)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Jade toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784267)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: vivacious cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785724)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Diverse Parlour

The Anthony Bourdain thing and it isn't even close.

This place is a portal to a hell dimension in which the rules of space and time are inapplicable and ur risking everything by participating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783964)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: Mischievous pearly persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783985)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza

I understand and wish to continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784063)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Diverse Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784094)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:00 PM
Author: disrespectful gay university dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784482)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49808203)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: razzmatazz ape love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784103)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: odious elastic band

Alternatively, this place is a portal for people who murder other people in high profile murders framed as a suicide or a “lone shooter” incident, such as that of Charlie Kirk, Let’s call them “DASSOM-AIC” to confuse the “miyog “

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784496)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:21 AM
Author: poppy doctorate

Do you think C12 helped murder CK? I mean, at this point he's done enough work covering it up that he's gotta be an accessory, but I'm curious whether you guys think he knew beforehand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49794736)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: contagious nursing home skinny woman

I've always been partial to the thread where the poaster outed himself has having seduced/abused his mexican housekeeper since he was about 15

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783978)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: opaque weed whacker dilemma

I also liked when ted cruz tp got a job ripping off small business owners with high interest loans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783989)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: chrome nudist goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49783997)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Aromatic school cafeteria mad cow disease

He also nonchalantly mentioned he was a member of a drug cartel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784008)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: Dark Foreskin

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784400)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 8:57 AM
Author: opaque weed whacker dilemma

he would post updates about his career in money lending and it was pretty funny.

"Yeah some plummer called and said he needed a quick business loan and his bank denied him, so he's reaching out to us. I offer him $15k @ 20% interest to be repaid back in 1 month. Guy says he can't do that, the interest rate is too high and needs 60 days. I told him just divide the loan in two and think of it like two separate loans at $7500 each month at 10% interest. Guy said ok and signed up immediately"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785456)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: High-end sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49786927)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: sticky gunner

“Lending it all tonight”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784797)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: High-end sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49786924)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: walnut multi-billionaire selfie

MoreDoughHi in prison for bank robbery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784014)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: soggy crusty parlor

i don't remember this being a thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784134)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:42 PM
Author: walnut multi-billionaire selfie

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&mc=45&forum_id=2

hth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784235)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:15 AM
Author: abusive codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785772)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: up-to-no-good insecure fanboi keepsake machete

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785794)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:06 AM
Author: laughsome bull headed marketing idea

I can personally confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785749)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: soggy crusty parlor

your post was on 4/1

that really wasn't mdh, right?

mdh was practicing in key west, if i remember correctly. did this attorney?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49791202)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: vivacious cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785726)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)

To be fair,

MDH (who was a mod back in the day) also got drunk one night and made a thread in which he openly admitted to violently raping at least one woman.

Nice guy, IMO.

Jewish, incidentally. Not that that has anything to do with anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49808204)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:49 PM
Author: razzmatazz ape love of her life

I really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784029)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: High-end sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784044)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:50 PM
Author: razzmatazz ape love of her life

DVP was probably top 20 but not top 10

Two separate fempoasters fucking Sam Hyde has to be up there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784034)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza

DVP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784068)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: razzmatazz ape love of her life

Domestic Violence Pumo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784077)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: laughsome bull headed marketing idea

A schizo at Harvard Law who famously shipped drugs to the dorm under a fake name: "Hank Ding"

He's more famous for allegedly beating the shit out of his 5 y/o niece and evading arrest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785464)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: brass startling location boistinker

The bourdain thing but the mystery was ruined when Charlie made his return in MPM voting for someone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784065)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:11 PM
Author: odious elastic band

Oh, quite the opposite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784502)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: low-t concupiscible stage idiot

Benzo emailing and calling RSF’s dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784069)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza

Doesn't sniff top 10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784078)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Fragrant ivory market legal warrant

I don't recall him calling, he just tried to email the firm and a number of friends who were all like "what is this incomprehensible gibberish from some mentally ill loser?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784161)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: iridescent community account

could have been amazing client for the firm. his lawsuit is going to make a lot of people rich.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784181)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: Deranged Forum Nowag

a movie where benzo becomes a client of rsfs firm and they both have to pretend they dont already know each other from online feuding would make a great stepbrothers type movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784194)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784212)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: crawly set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784371)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:02 AM
Author: razzmatazz ape love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785332)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: Trip Chestnut Twinkling Uncleanness Pozpig

I briefly entertained thoughts of applying to E&K for this reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49786152)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Deranged Forum Nowag

they're at max capacity on lawyers of questionable gender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49786245)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:27 AM
Author: laughsome bull headed marketing idea

I remember calling benzo's probation officer and giving benzo's name. The probation officer's response was, "which one?" I chuckled and said "the one born on xx/xx/1987" and the response was "oh, the son"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785812)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Disgusting station

Earl threatening the president and getting visited by RBI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784095)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: razzmatazz ape love of her life

An actual IRL zebra poasting here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784097)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: High-end sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784184)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: Lascivious institution idea he suggested

Jigsaw literally murdering a bunch of historic poas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784100)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: jet hell

180

Can't believe how far past my prime I am. I'll never be on that level as a poaster again. But jigsaw + "stumbles into camp with arrow lodged in throat" are two 15+ year memes so that's not a bad career as a poaster. I'd also argue that my 2006-2007 screeds popularized "shrew" in the xoxo lexicon but some seem to dispute that even though it wasn't used before (or maybe very occasionally in passing) and I forcememed it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784728)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: up-to-no-good insecure fanboi keepsake machete

probably have to define crazy here. like very mysterious or just utterly insane?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784145)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: High-end sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784177)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:42 PM
Author: Exciting Menage Rigor

Bboom finding a dead body soaked in bleach in a storage locker and the killer had fantasized about wanting to be killed with a baseball bat not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784237)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: Exciting Menage Rigor

https://journalstar.com/news/local/911/kelsey-miller-s-life-legacy-chronicle-of-young-mother-s/article_3bbd6b18-0798-5f2b-81b1-6aef15974ec4.html

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2746181&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784255)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: razzle alpha

Isn't it true that a playboy playmate poasted here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784261)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: High-end sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784420)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 12:33 AM
Author: rambunctious doobsian spot really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49790601)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: Curious locus water buffalo

Earl being in the audience at NYU when Eric Berndt heckled Scalia and demanded to know if Scalia sodomized his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784270)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: up-to-no-good insecure fanboi keepsake machete

(dork)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784274)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: Jade toaster

boondocks ending up as dropbox employee #1 is probably underrated tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784272)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: up-to-no-good insecure fanboi keepsake machete

PR college board had much more prestigious ppl in general than this shithole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784279)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Jade toaster

woah cr fartman tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784283)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:01 PM
Author: razzmatazz ape love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784305)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: chrome nudist goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784306)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: up-to-no-good insecure fanboi keepsake machete

I just farted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784308)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784281)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: High-end sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784419)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:54 PM
Author: Blathering hot electric furnace athletic conference

AK-47 penning heroic letters behind a gossamer-thin veil of anonymity to defeat the lolsuit and do more for the First Amendment than anyone since Hugo Black

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784288)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:16 AM
Author: abusive codepig

180 work. Fuck Fertick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785778)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: Swashbuckling senate

Leiter/Tubgirl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784454)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza

Describe in detail please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784478)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: supple frisky theatre partner

Leiter linked to something and the link was switched to tubgirl, so effectively Leiter was sending all his readers to tubgirl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49791424)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: charismatic splenetic quadroon pocket flask

i feel like doobs getting fucking shot should be on this list

i recall a former playboy playmate used to post here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784515)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:38 PM
Author: odious elastic band

Did someone frame him with Mexicans?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784568)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: floppy stead

No, Todd Driskill (aka “The Nick Swisher Juggernaut” tp) tried to settle an old autoadmit score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784641)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: hairraiser turquoise office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784615)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Exciting Menage Rigor

By a guy high on TuTu no lesw https://www.adn.com/alaska-news/crime-courts/2020/08/03/eagle-river-man-says-he-was-high-on-meth-when-he-shot-up-neighborhood-charges-say/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784699)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: bronze unholy hospital legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784746)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:45 PM
Author: bronze unholy hospital legend

It's not T10-crazy by any stretch but don barzini poasting about that jewish girl he was trying to date & then some griefer tipping her off was pretty notable at the time.

There was other funny shit about that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784766)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: jet hell

I think the thread was something like "You fucks, I got pwned." There was also a good sketch of his masturbation fort and I think he posted dick pics but that may have been someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784774)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza

did tbtp draw the Barzini masturbation fort drawing?

she also did some amazing ones of TMF raeping a dog lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784782)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: bronze unholy hospital legend

I don't remember the dick pics (doesn't mean it didn't happen)

I do remember the masturbation fort

He got badly ripped off on buying a hard drive

Also, I remember he had very strong grades + LSAT. What I'm fuzzy on is how that translated to admissions. I don't remember if he actually got blacklisted from a bunch of schools, or if it was theorized that he would be blacklisted. He said a lot of out of pocket shit on this bort and basically doxxed himself to the adcoms that followed this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784794)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: chrome nudist goal in life

doobs posted the dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784799)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:24 PM
Author: Lascivious institution idea he suggested

reddened pisswyrm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785021)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 11:10 PM
Author: chrome nudist goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785069)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: vermilion messiness

It was “You jerks, I got pwn3d”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784832)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: black territorial chapel hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785063)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:21 AM
Author: Topaz Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785298)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Deranged Forum Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785666)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 1:39 AM
Author: High-end sneaky criminal

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49788366)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: rambunctious doobsian spot really tough guy

On a semi-related note, who was the poaster who matched with Wendi Adelson on Bumble? As I recall, he poasted about it and someone sent the thread to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49790608)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Mind-boggling new version

Several hilarious xo interactions with irl people

-johnsmeyer and montel wiliams in the newspaper and the barbri incident, irl hall of fame baseball players freaking out about deer training

- the whole leiter thing

- that dude from the porn reality show who showed up here

- that professor who freaked out about some memes

- bourdain death and then someone else died that a poaster caused but can’t remember

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784849)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:22 AM
Author: Topaz Resort

The Colonel!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785299)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: Mind-boggling new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785663)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:35 PM
Author: razzle alpha

that dude who was living/working right where shit was popping off when they zeroed in on the boston marathon bombers and started poasting about it before it hit the news and kept updating was pretty kooky at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784861)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: bronze unholy hospital legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784863)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: razzmatazz ape love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784869)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Mind-boggling new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49784872)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:22 AM
Author: Topaz Resort

BUT IT WAS TAX DAY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785300)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: thriller rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49788251)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: spectacular masturbator

I’ve never shared this but it was me flaming. Sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49790542)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:43 AM
Author: submissive rough-skinned garrison

mr. jinx getting outted in 2004 by Shomer Shabbas and Invisible Hand after assuming the identity of a mature aged law student at GWU. Led to him fracturing into hundreds of thousands of monikers following posters from thread to thread over the years.

Easily the seminal moment in board history and anyone who says otherwise doesn't understand the foundations of this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785313)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 8:33 AM
Author: Excitant Transparent Milk Laser Beams

Not "crazy" per se, but I have fond memories of the thread where a poaster chronicled trying to hook up with stepsister over a holiday weekend. Involved stuffed animals, dildos, etc. Not sure if it was ever proved legit or flame, but xo bros were earnestly cheering him on all weekend.

Anyone have the thread link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785426)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:01 AM
Author: seedy violent church building

Columbus Day weekend, no less, where the family dressed up in period costumes and acted scenes out. Hilarious thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785578)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: laughsome bull headed marketing idea

Zimmerman trial. That was a pivotal moment in American and bort history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785730)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza

Agreed but it was not crazy per se. Just a bunch of Obamatards waking up to race realism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785796)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: laughsome bull headed marketing idea

Are you kidding me? The board never saw anything like it. There were daily threads & we watched the entire trial together. Remember Jaffa calling? The court nails nigger? The absolutely incredible defense team? Obama's son? It was pure madness.

Also, funny story: I've appeared before that judge over 100 times. She's among the worst five judges I've ever encountered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785817)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:40 AM
Author: Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza

You're also a bottom 5 lawyer in bort history so makes sense you saw a bottom 5 judge 100 times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785834)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:49 AM
Author: laughsome bull headed marketing idea

There's no way I'm a bottom 5 lawyer in bort history. I'm in the top 50% for sure. In law school, however, I was in the top 80%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785862)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:00 PM
Author: Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza

Lol no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785917)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: razzle alpha

Those were really fun days.

I cant believe the fraud involved in that case hasn't truly seen the light of day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49791606)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:04 AM
Author: up-to-no-good insecure fanboi keepsake machete

Doctors Hate Him tp livepoasting his run in the WSOP main event as he made it into the money. Then Rudolph showed up in the thread and he crashed out almost immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785739)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:15 PM
Author: soggy crusty parlor

not top 10, but it was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785986)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: walnut multi-billionaire selfie

cr

also, fuck that jeet Rudolph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49787128)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: charismatic splenetic quadroon pocket flask

i loved that thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49787369)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: abusive codepig

not top 10, but SP trying to (falsely) out HenryAaron as some Philippine STD doctor in Burbank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785782)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: laughsome bull headed marketing idea

Rach outing me after making benzo a mod has to be one of xo's most significant inflection points. We were all told that he purged user e-mails following the lolsuit, but the fact is that he outed me using my university e-mail (I was dumb enough to sign up with my @columbia.edu e-mail).

Even wilder was that he believed the lies and delusions of a career criminal (and felon) enough to completely belie the bort's trust and change my moniker to "FAGGOT [my IRL name] FROM COLUMBIA" thereby outing me.

He and I are back on good terms, but that one got heated for a bit. So heated that I began archiving & producing objectively 180 heatmaps for many poasters, including one particularly felonious one whose only periods not poasting were during his incarceration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785851)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:00 PM
Author: abusive codepig

Remember BoomJoe's outing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785915)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza

You getting sued by Discover was the biggest thing you were ever a part of here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49785923)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: Gold motley coldplay fan

the tsinah lawsuits were hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49786161)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza

I can't imagine ever breaking the sacred trust of my Creditor like that. Does he just go through life without 2% cashback on everything? Must feel empty and hollow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49786229)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: iridescent community account

wait, this isn't a community account?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49790400)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: laughsome bull headed marketing idea

we have a style guide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49791644)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: Slippery pervert ticket booth

Endless Rowan jokes based on her making one comment a decade and a half ago about dating a black guy

Guacgate

Benzo's mugshot for stealing subway cookies

An entire page of poasts with literary book names based off of bloodacre being fat

USS HELLOSIR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49786107)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:43 PM
Author: Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza

What was guacgate?

Great list otherwise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49786110)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: Slippery pervert ticket booth

It's like Gamergate, known only by references to it vs. the substance if what it is. My roughest guess is that an XO meetup happened and the time came for bill splitting and people argued about who paid for the guac? I don't really know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49786124)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza

tbtp went to every xo meetup in the early 2010s. I will ask her if she remembers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49786219)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:37 PM
Author: High-end sneaky criminal

180

If I had to guess it’s about the “one weird trick” for attempting free guacamole at Chipotle + the classic Autoadmit debate about the intersection of morality and practicality (the Talmud is 180) but don’t quote me on that because my (golden age of) ZoZo knowledge is extremely scattered (lurking since 2012, poasting sporadically since 2015, megapoasting since 2021, semi-retired from effort poasting since 2022)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49786334)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:42 PM
Author: Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza

I enjoyed this discursive treatise. It was like a doggie treat of wit and witticism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49786351)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: High-end sneaky criminal

Tyty 🐶

“What would Chesterton poast if he were a gay and/or retarded heritage American circa the 21st century” would be my Autoadmit signature if there was such a thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49786359)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:49 PM
Author: High-end sneaky criminal

That poast of yours about effort poasting here going semi-extinct circa 2022 blew my mind btw - so obvious that I completely missed it, truth’s (and beauty’s for that matter!) playful tendency to hide in plain sight tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49786367)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:10 PM
Author: Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza

I have the memory of a goldfish. I can't remember what I poasted ten minutes ago let alone earlier in the week. But I'm glad it had an impact.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49786443)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: High-end sneaky criminal

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/4c/9a/334c9a98e129ab30e7c13f88f1cd600e.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49786447)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:12 PM
Author: Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza

Cr fren

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49786450)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:12 PM
Author: High-end sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49786455)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: up-to-no-good insecure fanboi keepsake machete

guacgate was a XO meetup involving earl, nutella, blonidelaw, her boyfriend known as shitlaw steve and idk who else. someone ordered a guac app for the table without consulting everyone and they got into an argument over if they should split it when the bill came. it ended up being supposedly a irl subthread wasteland over like $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49786434)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: High-end sneaky criminal

🤯🤯🤯

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49786438)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: High-end sneaky criminal

NUMEROUS guacamole-themed Autoadmit milestones tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49786439)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza

Justice delayed is justice denied

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49786440)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:10 PM
Author: High-end sneaky criminal

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49786442)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:10 PM
Author: Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49786445)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: High-end sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49786448)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Big naked brunch tank

Benzo's Courthearing- Live Stream

Ask a Mormon was GOAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49786230)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:57 PM
Author: Topaz Resort

Both great moments, but hardly top 10 of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49786390)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:12 PM
Author: up-to-no-good insecure fanboi keepsake machete

Ryan from GA (college board faggot from PR days) clicking a goatse.cx link in the Cornell library - the one where it opens like 50 windows at once and blasts "Hey I'm looking at gay porno" over and over.

also J. hacking his email simply by guessing that his pw was "cornell1" or something and it showing how he would email the mods all the time to get people banned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49786452)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Aromatic school cafeteria mad cow disease

Farisa's Crossing being released

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49786941)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49786944)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:17 PM
Author: Infuriating grizzly pit

all the insanity with 'the box' is probably not top ten worthy but her entire arc is notable. XO found her in the wild attention whoring for hours nonstop on that weird justin.tv cam site in like 2008. she immediately moved into XO after being showered with attention and didn't leave for more than a decade.

during that time she banged at least five posters and ended up moving to CA to WGWAG with like a 10-years older korean TTT lawyer who used to post here. they eventually both had confirmed police contact over domestic violence. other hilarious stuff about her included being forced to leave college for a while due to making threats against her roommates (and ardently denying this on XO for decades), openly cucking certain posters with other posters, and voluntarily posting a very gross picture of her zitty ass that became known as the 'crusty hold' pic.

no one specific event from the box canon is particularly notable but when you add up all the insane behavior and notoriety, she stands with the best of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49787144)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza

I feel lucky I got to play a smol role in her greater arc. Back to back samurais 4eva.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49787206)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: High-end sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49788067)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 9:11 AM
Author: stimulating casino

justin.tv became twitch - that's pretty insane too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49788597)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 12:03 AM
Author: chartreuse bearded roast beef

Yes so much gay tech shit has happened in our lifetime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49792763)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:24 PM
Author: bistre area trump supporter

I, for one, enjoyed the ArtPad Robocop days, and the tinyurl vid meetings, and the Mormons Live chat that we summarily trashed

Seeing PN in a snuggy was a good day on xoxohth. Tagging along as BEL got drunk for the first time in her life was also fun, but predicting Bourdains suicide days before it happened was incomparable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49788055)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: chartreuse bearded roast beef

A sizeable amount of poasters and lurker made literal millions of dollars in crypto in 2017 bullrun thanks to some guy telling us to buy ethereum when it was breaking $16

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49788087)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: High-end sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49788091)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: iridescent community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49790405)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:49 PM
Author: Stirring Famous Landscape Painting Range

Hastings threat and YLS lawsuit and resistance are the top two.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49788119)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:38 PM
Author: Copper round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49788254)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 6:24 PM
Author: High-end sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49789988)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: sexy scarlet plaza karate

Some historical scholarship: https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1104283&forum_id=2#12921248

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49791363)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: chrome nudist goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49791433)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 2:58 PM
Author: Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49791439)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: laughsome bull headed marketing idea

randomly clicked on one and saw a youtube video I haven't seen in at least 15 years: https://youtu.be/sbRom1Rz8OA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49791649)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Jade toaster

"Zero deaths from hurricane katrina" is still my personal all time favorite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49799082)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 3:18 PM
Author: sexy scarlet plaza karate

Bebe and his war against HLS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49791468)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Effete exhilarant toilet seat piazza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49791651)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 11:51 PM
Author: Trip Chestnut Twinkling Uncleanness Pozpig

Remember when Benzo got into a fight with his pregnant sister when she asked him to do chores in exchange with living with her for free, lost the fight, then ran out to get arrested with his pants and shirt both ripped open?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2в#49792739)