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ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the b...
vigorous water buffalo
  08/27/26
Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)
vigorous water buffalo
  08/27/26
I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog
talented bonkers house genital piercing
  08/28/26
Mother died today.
vigorous water buffalo
  08/27/26
Camuuuuuuuus
soul-stirring reading party idea he suggested
  08/27/26
correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)
vigorous water buffalo
  08/27/26
op predicted Mamdani would lose btw
Cowardly garnet mad cow disease indirect expression
  08/27/26
Wtf embarrassing
Geriatric Dashing Principal's Office
  08/28/26
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearin...
vigorous water buffalo
  08/27/26
portrait of the artist as a young man
Vibrant doctorate newt
  08/27/26
incorrect, but not outrageously far off
vigorous water buffalo
  08/27/26
Ulysses
flirting fortuitous meteor
  08/27/26
vigorous water buffalo
  08/27/26
Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the oth...
flirting fortuitous meteor
  08/27/26
maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same
vigorous water buffalo
  08/27/26
i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesi...
Bat shit crazy hairraiser round eye university
  08/28/26
While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his pub...
vigorous water buffalo
  08/27/26
Evelyn Waugh, Scoop
vigorous water buffalo
  08/27/26
124 was spiteful.
vigorous water buffalo
  08/27/26
Toni Morrison, Beloved
vigorous water buffalo
  08/27/26
At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of...
vigorous water buffalo
  08/27/26
is this the swans book?
hilarious institution
  08/27/26
yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed th...
vigorous water buffalo
  08/27/26
i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100....
hilarious institution
  08/27/26
The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writin...
vigorous water buffalo
  08/27/26
What’s it going to be then, eh?
vigorous water buffalo
  08/27/26
A clockwork orange
flirting fortuitous meteor
  08/27/26
vigorous water buffalo
  08/27/26
September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!
vigorous water buffalo
  08/27/26
William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries
vigorous water buffalo
  08/27/26
„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”
soul-stirring reading party idea he suggested
  08/27/26
the Betamorphosis *erwachte, not erwachen hat* *aus unruh...
vigorous water buffalo
  08/27/26
Ty herr kommandant
soul-stirring reading party idea he suggested
  08/27/26
...
vigorous water buffalo
  08/27/26
...
soul-stirring reading party idea he suggested
  08/27/26
In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is...
vigorous water buffalo
  08/27/26
Catch-22
soul-stirring reading party idea he suggested
  08/27/26
edit ❌
vigorous water buffalo
  08/27/26
No I fucked it up
soul-stirring reading party idea he suggested
  08/27/26
Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this p...
vigorous water buffalo
  08/27/26
I apologize for being so bad at this
soul-stirring reading party idea he suggested
  08/27/26
lmao you're fine
vigorous water buffalo
  08/27/26
Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future
vigorous water buffalo
  08/27/26
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhapp...
vigorous water buffalo
  08/27/26
Dickens
soul-stirring reading party idea he suggested
  08/27/26
vigorous water buffalo
  08/27/26
anna karenina
Vibrant doctorate newt
  08/27/26
vigorous water buffalo
  08/27/26
It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the...
vigorous water buffalo
  08/27/26
The English Patient
soul-stirring reading party idea he suggested
  08/27/26
vigorous water buffalo
  08/27/26
wtf
hilarious institution
  08/27/26
Catch 22
flirting fortuitous meteor
  08/27/26
vigorous water buffalo
  08/27/26
I think this is the only one I caught and because of the nam...
fragrant balding messiness senate
  08/27/26
I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.
vigorous water buffalo
  08/27/26
Orwell
soul-stirring reading party idea he suggested
  08/27/26
vigorous water buffalo
  08/27/26
Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children
vigorous water buffalo
  08/27/26
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.
vigorous water buffalo
  08/27/26
🧐🤔
soul-stirring reading party idea he suggested
  08/27/26
...
vigorous water buffalo
  08/27/26
...
Razzmatazz Burgundy Volcanic Crater Crackhouse
  08/27/26
...
soggy jew
  08/27/26
the spaceporn story
Bat shit crazy hairraiser round eye university
  08/28/26
...
vigorous water buffalo
  08/27/26
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&fo...
soul-stirring reading party idea he suggested
  08/27/26
I really can't
vigorous water buffalo
  08/27/26
Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.
soul-stirring reading party idea he suggested
  08/27/26
yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this,...
vigorous water buffalo
  08/27/26
Triste!
soul-stirring reading party idea he suggested
  08/27/26
I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read t...
vigorous water buffalo
  08/27/26
It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life aft...
soul-stirring reading party idea he suggested
  08/27/26
see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust
vigorous water buffalo
  08/27/26
Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?
soul-stirring reading party idea he suggested
  08/27/26
the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts...
vigorous water buffalo
  08/27/26
No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century nove...
soul-stirring reading party idea he suggested
  08/27/26
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons
vigorous water buffalo
  08/27/26
https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/d...
vigorous water buffalo
  08/27/26
«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié...
soul-stirring reading party idea he suggested
  08/27/26
I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful t...
vigorous water buffalo
  08/27/26
It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it lo...
soul-stirring reading party idea he suggested
  08/27/26
Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent n...
vigorous water buffalo
  08/27/26
You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to l...
soul-stirring reading party idea he suggested
  08/27/26
Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I coul...
fragrant balding messiness senate
  08/27/26
don't know :(
vigorous water buffalo
  08/27/26
Sound and Fury
fragrant balding messiness senate
  08/27/26
oh good one
vigorous water buffalo
  08/27/26
Great thread. These were difficult.
Razzmatazz Burgundy Volcanic Crater Crackhouse
  08/27/26
3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May...
Fuchsia haunted graveyard piazza
  08/27/26
Mein Kampf?
soul-stirring reading party idea he suggested
  08/27/26
No.
Fuchsia haunted graveyard piazza
  08/27/26
Dracula
vigorous water buffalo
  08/28/26
Im gay
autistic faggot firefighter
  08/27/26
A Confederacy of Dunces
amber sexy gaping
  08/27/26
A Promised Land, Barack Obama
soggy jew
  08/27/26
God Emperor of Dune
lake hyperactive goyim native
  08/28/26
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.
alcoholic liquid oxygen prole
  08/28/26
raisin in the sun
amber sexy gaping
  08/28/26
It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appoi...
Cerise athletic conference stag film
  08/28/26
Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf
soul-stirring reading party idea he suggested
  08/28/26
https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155
Cerise athletic conference stag film
  08/29/26
I'm cheating a little, but: "We didn’t bother ...
@xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>
  09/16/26
no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i want...
Debunked antisemitic trope
  09/16/26


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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: vigorous water buffalo

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the blazing Mexican sun and the bleaching dust.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50096867)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: vigorous water buffalo

Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50097578)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: talented bonkers house genital piercing

I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50099122)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: vigorous water buffalo

Mother died today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50096870)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: soul-stirring reading party idea he suggested

Camuuuuuuuus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50096901)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: vigorous water buffalo

correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50096907)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Cowardly garnet mad cow disease indirect expression

op predicted Mamdani would lose btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50096871)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: Geriatric Dashing Principal's Office

Wtf embarrassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50098941)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: vigorous water buffalo

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50096873)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Vibrant doctorate newt

portrait of the artist as a young man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50096912)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: vigorous water buffalo

incorrect, but not outrageously far off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50096916)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: flirting fortuitous meteor

Ulysses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50096968)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: vigorous water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50096970)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: flirting fortuitous meteor

Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the other guesser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50096974)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: vigorous water buffalo

maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50096975)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy hairraiser round eye university

i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesis on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50099117)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: vigorous water buffalo

While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his publisher proclaimed, 'achieved an assured and enviable position in contemporary letters'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50096885)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: vigorous water buffalo

Evelyn Waugh, Scoop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50097581)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: vigorous water buffalo

124 was spiteful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50096887)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: vigorous water buffalo

Toni Morrison, Beloved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50097586)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: vigorous water buffalo

At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general, the police chief of a tenuous national government of China.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50096897)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: hilarious institution

is this the swans book?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50097517)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: vigorous water buffalo

yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed this book on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50097523)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: hilarious institution

i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100. entirely linear expository narration of events. twas sincerely boring like an actual history book. i must have been fascinated by the content originally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50097544)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: vigorous water buffalo

The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writing. Nobody before then (or since then) had narrated the personal experience of living through that era of history in the same way. That's what I thought was gripping when I first read it, long ago now. Probably despite her writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50097550)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: vigorous water buffalo

What’s it going to be then, eh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50096900)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: flirting fortuitous meteor

A clockwork orange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50096969)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: vigorous water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50096971)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: vigorous water buffalo

September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50096905)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: vigorous water buffalo

William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50097588)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: soul-stirring reading party idea he suggested

„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50096911)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: vigorous water buffalo

the Betamorphosis

*erwachte, not erwachen hat*

*aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50096920)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: soul-stirring reading party idea he suggested

Ty herr kommandant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50096922)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: vigorous water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50096925)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: soul-stirring reading party idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50096913)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: vigorous water buffalo

In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is available, fairly reliable short-term prediction and control of a society's behavior may be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50096914)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: soul-stirring reading party idea he suggested

Catch-22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50096928)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: vigorous water buffalo

edit ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50096932)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: soul-stirring reading party idea he suggested

No I fucked it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50096938)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: vigorous water buffalo

Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this place: ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50096944)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: soul-stirring reading party idea he suggested

I apologize for being so bad at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50096947)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: vigorous water buffalo

lmao you're fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50096954)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: vigorous water buffalo

Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50097590)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: vigorous water buffalo

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50096923)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: soul-stirring reading party idea he suggested

Dickens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50096929)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: vigorous water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50096935)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Vibrant doctorate newt

anna karenina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50096934)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: vigorous water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50096936)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: vigorous water buffalo

It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50096927)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: soul-stirring reading party idea he suggested

The English Patient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50096931)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: vigorous water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50096937)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: hilarious institution

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50097548)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: flirting fortuitous meteor

Catch 22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50096972)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: vigorous water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50096973)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: fragrant balding messiness senate

I think this is the only one I caught and because of the name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50097600)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: vigorous water buffalo

I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50096942)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: soul-stirring reading party idea he suggested

Orwell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50096943)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: vigorous water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50096946)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: vigorous water buffalo

Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50097592)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: vigorous water buffalo

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50096951)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: soul-stirring reading party idea he suggested

🧐🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50096961)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: vigorous water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50096963)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Burgundy Volcanic Crater Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50098022)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: soggy jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50098527)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy hairraiser round eye university

the spaceporn story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50099121)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: vigorous water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50097505)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: soul-stirring reading party idea he suggested

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913

U can get this one!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50097508)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: vigorous water buffalo

I really can't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50097510)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: soul-stirring reading party idea he suggested

Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50097511)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: vigorous water buffalo

yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this, never any Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50097516)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: soul-stirring reading party idea he suggested

Triste!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50097532)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: vigorous water buffalo

I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read this, in fact I have read nothing by the gentleman in question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50097515)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: soul-stirring reading party idea he suggested

It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life after biting into a madeleine dipped in tea. Nothing major.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50097530)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: vigorous water buffalo

see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50097534)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: soul-stirring reading party idea he suggested

Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50097537)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: vigorous water buffalo

the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts will stay with me forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50097541)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: soul-stirring reading party idea he suggested

No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century novel dude lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50097556)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: vigorous water buffalo

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50097559)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: vigorous water buffalo

https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/dangerousliaisons-thurman-hd-02-hd.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50097564)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: soul-stirring reading party idea he suggested

«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié ces letters.»

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50097569)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: vigorous water buffalo

I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful to the 1985 play which was based faithfully on the 1700-whatever novel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50097573)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: soul-stirring reading party idea he suggested

It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it looks like shite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50097584)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: vigorous water buffalo

Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent naked breasts? Does it? No, it doesn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50097598)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: soul-stirring reading party idea he suggested

You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to lock yourself in the garage and write the next great novel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50097624)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: fragrant balding messiness senate

Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50097545)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: vigorous water buffalo

don't know :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50097595)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: fragrant balding messiness senate

Sound and Fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50097596)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: vigorous water buffalo

oh good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50097599)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Burgundy Volcanic Crater Crackhouse

Great thread. These were difficult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50098024)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: Fuchsia haunted graveyard piazza

3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50098240)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: soul-stirring reading party idea he suggested

Mein Kampf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50098285)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Fuchsia haunted graveyard piazza

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50098350)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: vigorous water buffalo

Dracula

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50099113)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: autistic faggot firefighter

Im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50098300)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: amber sexy gaping

A Confederacy of Dunces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50098333)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: soggy jew

A Promised Land, Barack Obama

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50098528)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: lake hyperactive goyim native

God Emperor of Dune

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50098931)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: alcoholic liquid oxygen prole

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50099243)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: amber sexy gaping

raisin in the sun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50100039)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: Cerise athletic conference stag film

It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50100064)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: soul-stirring reading party idea he suggested

Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50100077)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:40 AM
Author: Cerise athletic conference stag film

https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50101306)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>


I'm cheating a little, but:

"We didn’t bother going to the football game. It’s the last game, but we’re all in our own worlds tonight and didn’t want any distractions. And I’ve avoided public places since I beat up that minister."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50138361)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i wanted to kill myself.

"That sounds like a heavy weight to carry, and it makes total sense that you’d want to skip the game and stay in your own space tonight. When you're dealing with the aftermath of something that intense, being in a big crowd is probably the last thing you need. It sounds like you and your friends are all processing a lot right now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2в#50138369)