I read reviews and expected there to be hot chicks. I go and there’s this old hideous Asian woman as the desk. I said I’ll take a 60 minute massage. She’s like ok let’s go. I’m like do you have a menu of women I can choose from?

She’s like no no just me. I’m like im getting the fuck out of here.

I’ll see what happens at the next one.

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