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Kicked out of a bar for the stupidest reason yet

Me and a couple guys went out to a bar last night. Fancy coc...
Bronze self-absorbed location
  07/21/26
these girls are hanging off us as we tell old HS football s...
passionate domesticated idiot mexican
  07/21/26
We took the place over
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passionate domesticated idiot mexican
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garnet mad-dog skullcap state
  07/21/26
Gorgeous guy
walnut ticket booth wrinkle
  07/21/26
What was the best HS football story out of all the ones that...
silver aromatic shrine sandwich
  07/21/26
cq
thriller hissy fit pozpig
  07/21/26
Kid on the other team had to get an emergency tracheotomy ca...
Bronze self-absorbed location
  07/21/26
Did the coach stab in the neck with a pen? How did he live l...
silver aromatic shrine sandwich
  07/21/26
Did you know about this? Wtf. They did stab him with a bic p...
Bronze self-absorbed location
  07/21/26
lol no I just guessed and was kind of being sarcastic. I wa...
silver aromatic shrine sandwich
  07/21/26
regional news as in like NECN or News 12?
henna nibblets parlour
  07/21/26
expected TSINAH
Copper candlestick maker
  07/21/26
eero's tavern? they kicked me out after i drunkenly choked a...
Ebony site place of business
  07/21/26
cr thing to do in that situation is to demand brunch and get...
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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Bronze self-absorbed location

Me and a couple guys went out to a bar last night. Fancy cocktail place named after a Finnish architect but has a sick little outdoor patio full of art student girls with those ugly bangs they all have. We are just firing away pounding negronis and other faggy drinks and these girls are hanging off us as we tell old HS football stories and stuff. These girls are smoking black & milds and pounding beers and they're all like 95 pounds. Told one if she had an identical twin their combined bodyweight would be less than my wife's. We were having a killer night.

Our waiter was this Portuguese guy. He's working his ass off keeping us served and one dude asked his name, "Esposito" he tells us. So we started singing his name to the tune of that "despacito" song every time he came out, eventually the whole patio was joining in. After about a dozen times of this the manager came out, said we were all being too loud and had to leave.

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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: passionate domesticated idiot mexican

these girls are hanging off us as we tell old HS football stories and stuff

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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Bronze self-absorbed location

We took the place over

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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: passionate domesticated idiot mexican



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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:54 PM
Author: garnet mad-dog skullcap state



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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: walnut ticket booth wrinkle

Gorgeous guy

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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: silver aromatic shrine sandwich

What was the best HS football story out of all the ones that were told?

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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:49 PM
Author: thriller hissy fit pozpig

cq

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Date: July 21st, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: Bronze self-absorbed location

Kid on the other team had to get an emergency tracheotomy cause my friend punched him in the throat during a play. Was a big scandal at the time & made the regional news

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Date: July 21st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: silver aromatic shrine sandwich

Did the coach stab in the neck with a pen? How did he live long enough before the emergency trach?

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Date: July 21st, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: Bronze self-absorbed location

Did you know about this? Wtf. They did stab him with a bic pen. There was an ambulance already on site

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Date: July 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: silver aromatic shrine sandwich

lol no I just guessed and was kind of being sarcastic. I was trying to think how he would live unless you stabbed him with something sharp and a pen was what I came up with.

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Date: July 21st, 2026 7:22 PM
Author: henna nibblets parlour

regional news as in like NECN or News 12?

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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: Copper candlestick maker

expected TSINAH

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Date: July 21st, 2026 2:03 PM
Author: Ebony site place of business

eero's tavern? they kicked me out after i drunkenly choked a guy with their novelty gateway arch stool backs.

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Date: July 21st, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: Beady-eyed lake hunting ground hell

cr thing to do in that situation is to demand brunch and get up on the bar and start dancing

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Date: July 21st, 2026 8:15 PM
Author: dark striped hyena blood rage



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