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I tried a weird pickup line that actually worked somehow
| Abnormal heady lay place of business | 08/02/26 |
| Plum principal's office alpha | 08/02/26 |
| Twinkling Brunch | 08/02/26 |
| Abnormal heady lay place of business | 08/02/26 |
| Abnormal heady lay place of business | 08/03/26 |
| odious underhanded macaca plaza | 08/03/26 |
| Twinkling Brunch | 08/04/26 |
| Transparent Hall | 08/06/26 |
| lemon fluffy state | 08/03/26 |
| Abnormal heady lay place of business | 08/03/26 |
| odious underhanded macaca plaza | 08/04/26 |
| Vivacious Out-of-control School Cafeteria | 08/03/26 |
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Date: August 2nd, 2026 8:03 PM Author: Abnormal heady lay place of business Saw a decent looking early 20’s/late teen chick on the corner two days ago wearing that short denim skirt with white sneakers and looks like one wrong move her ass will be out. I went up to her and said “excuse me I was just wondering where do I pay the dowry?”
She looked at me for a second then burst out laughing I said “just kidding I saw you thought you were beautiful and didn’t know what else to say, I’m Johnsmeyer.”
She told me her name we walked for two blocks I got her number. Texted her today and she wrote “who is this?” I wrote the dowry guy you met from the street and said “oh wasn’t sure, thought it was some other arrogant lawyer I met while just going about my day haha”
Then wrote “sorry I’m just cranky I have my period. I need coffee”
Then I realized I’d have to tell her I’m married and didn’t wanna get caught texting someone else again and blocked her lol. |
Date: August 2nd, 2026 8:06 PM Author: Plum principal's office alpha Hmm gonna have to give this a try (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888893&forum_id=2…id#50041619) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2026 8:15 PM Author: Twinkling Brunch I bet Johnsy is an IRL stud (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888893&forum_id=2…id#50041635) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2026 8:19 PM Author: Abnormal heady lay place of business I run irl flame too well that’s why I had to quit XO a few years ago after my wife found half of the females in NJ in my phone and made me quit social media/tinder for a few years until I said fuck it and did what I want. Haven’t cheated since though bc I don’t wanna lose my kids. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888893&forum_id=2…id#50041643) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2026 10:43 AM Author: Abnormal heady lay place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888893&forum_id=2…id#50042449) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2026 11:07 AM Author: odious underhanded macaca plaza Wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888893&forum_id=2…id#50042485) |
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Date: August 4th, 2026 2:47 PM Author: Twinkling Brunch I can’t believe duchess made you quit tinder for a few years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888893&forum_id=2…id#50044900) |
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Date: August 6th, 2026 5:32 PM Author: Transparent Hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888893&forum_id=2…id#50050039) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2026 11:11 AM Author: lemon fluffy state Is this the real johnsmeyer? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888893&forum_id=2…id#50042490) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2026 12:17 PM Author: Abnormal heady lay place of business Yeah. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888893&forum_id=2…id#50042640) |
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Date: August 4th, 2026 4:06 PM Author: odious underhanded macaca plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888893&forum_id=2…id#50045055) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2026 12:21 PM Author: Vivacious Out-of-control School Cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888893&forum_id=2…id#50042655) |