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our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Floppy medicated plaza

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: cracking brass rigpig

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Vermilion pozpig rigor



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: ultramarine marvelous mexican

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Olive twisted hall volcanic crater

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: cracking brass rigpig

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: aphrodisiac ticket booth pistol

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: cracking brass rigpig

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Electric piazza



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: cracking brass rigpig

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: cracking brass rigpig

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: aphrodisiac ticket booth pistol



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: cracking brass rigpig

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Vivacious self-absorbed garrison goal in life



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: brindle swashbuckling temple

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#42882772)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: cracking brass rigpig

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: brindle swashbuckling temple

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: cracking brass rigpig

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: lilac psychic



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Supple Whorehouse Toaster



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Big garnet gaming laptop blood rage

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: cracking brass rigpig

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Light cerebral place of business keepsake machete

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: cracking brass rigpig

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Heady Lodge

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: cracking brass rigpig

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Lake affirmative action corner

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Light cerebral place of business keepsake machete

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Sickened spruce business firm

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: cracking brass rigpig

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: cracking brass rigpig

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Vermilion pozpig rigor



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: jet-lagged costumed school cafeteria kitty

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: cracking brass rigpig

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Sickened spruce business firm



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Sickened spruce business firm



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: exhilarant onyx ladyboy



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: out-of-control yapping mad cow disease

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: cracking brass rigpig

Okay, I lol'd

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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: out-of-control yapping mad cow disease

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: cracking brass rigpig

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: out-of-control yapping mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: cracking brass rigpig

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: out-of-control yapping mad cow disease

o it's clear brother.



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: cracking brass rigpig

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: hairraiser soggy step-uncle's house



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: cracking brass rigpig

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: brindle swashbuckling temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: multi-colored doobsian space coffee pot

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: cracking brass rigpig

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: multi-colored doobsian space coffee pot

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: cracking brass rigpig

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: multi-colored doobsian space coffee pot

🌌📚⏳️

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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: cracking brass rigpig

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: canary duck-like university pocket flask

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: cracking brass rigpig

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



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Date: March 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



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Date: June 8th, 2026 8:24 PM
Author: cracking brass rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49924038)