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I tried a weird pickup line that actually worked somehow

Saw a decent looking early 20’s/late teen chick on the...
thriller ceo
  08/02/26
Hmm gonna have to give this a try
multi-colored amethyst space
  08/02/26
I bet Johnsy is an IRL stud
rebellious temple
  08/02/26
I run irl flame too well that’s why I had to quit XO a...
thriller ceo
  08/02/26
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thriller ceo
  08/03/26
Wow
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  08/03/26
I can’t believe duchess made you quit tinder for a few...
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  08/04/26
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Comical foreskin
  08/06/26
Is this the real johnsmeyer?
Aquamarine Concupiscible Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/03/26
Yeah.
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  08/03/26
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Date: August 2nd, 2026 8:03 PM
Author: thriller ceo

Saw a decent looking early 20’s/late teen chick on the corner two days ago wearing that short denim skirt with white sneakers and looks like one wrong move her ass will be out. I went up to her and said “excuse me I was just wondering where do I pay the dowry?”

She looked at me for a second then burst out laughing I said “just kidding I saw you thought you were beautiful and didn’t know what else to say, I’m Johnsmeyer.”

She told me her name we walked for two blocks I got her number. Texted her today and she wrote “who is this?” I wrote the dowry guy you met from the street and said “oh wasn’t sure, thought it was some other arrogant lawyer I met while just going about my day haha”

Then wrote “sorry I’m just cranky I have my period. I need coffee”

Then I realized I’d have to tell her I’m married and didn’t wanna get caught texting someone else again and blocked her lol.

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Date: August 2nd, 2026 8:06 PM
Author: multi-colored amethyst space

Hmm gonna have to give this a try

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Date: August 2nd, 2026 8:15 PM
Author: rebellious temple

I bet Johnsy is an IRL stud

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Date: August 2nd, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: thriller ceo

I run irl flame too well that’s why I had to quit XO a few years ago after my wife found half of the females in NJ in my phone and made me quit social media/tinder for a few years until I said fuck it and did what I want. Haven’t cheated since though bc I don’t wanna lose my kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888893&forum_id=2…id#50041643)



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Date: August 3rd, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: thriller ceo



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Date: August 3rd, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Aromatic Bawdyhouse Bbw

Wow

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Date: August 4th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: rebellious temple

I can’t believe duchess made you quit tinder for a few years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888893&forum_id=2…id#50044900)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: Comical foreskin



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Date: August 3rd, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Aquamarine Concupiscible Twinkling Uncleanness

Is this the real johnsmeyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888893&forum_id=2…id#50042490)



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Date: August 3rd, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: thriller ceo

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888893&forum_id=2…id#50042640)



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Date: August 4th, 2026 4:06 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Aromatic Bawdyhouse Bbw



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Date: August 3rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Spectacular old irish cottage station



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