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my wife is pregnant

how over is it for me now?
dashing painfully honest theater
  06/04/26
what's the dad's name
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  06/04/26
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La'Marcus / La'Trayvon / La'Darnell OP's wife's womb was ...
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Mazel tov! 🎉
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  06/04/26
everyone told me id never sleep well again i never apprec...
Lilac Address Foreskin
  06/04/26
She wants to get a separate bedroom for her and the baby for...
dashing painfully honest theater
  06/04/26
seems unnatural
Lilac Address Foreskin
  06/04/26
Holy shit, you're getting imminent divorce pwned before she'...
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  06/04/26
why is sleeping apart a bad thing if I still get to fuck her...
dashing painfully honest theater
  06/04/26
obvious flame is obvious
Filthy obsidian indian lodge
  06/04/26
cr nobody on here is "young" enough to have a &quo...
Greedy adventurous hissy fit giraffe
  06/04/26
I'm the youngest poster on this board, lil unc
dashing painfully honest theater
  06/04/26
Greetings, Grasshopper
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Greedy adventurous hissy fit giraffe
  06/04/26
Cr
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  06/04/26
Would there be a third bedroom for the father or would he sl...
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swashbuckling native organic girlfriend
  06/08/26
very CR. wife and i did this w all 3 kids. she slept in a se...
Tantric at-the-ready faggot firefighter
  06/04/26
Ok but did you ever have sex with each other?
free-loading multi-colored business firm patrolman
  06/04/26
rofl and yes, she got on top of me and rubbed her clit ag...
Tantric at-the-ready faggot firefighter
  06/04/26
how did this come up? seems like a weird thing to decide up-...
stimulating cuck
  06/05/26
one baby is a fucking vacation. you fags need to grow a pair...
wonderful half-breed bbw
  06/04/26
i have 5
Lilac Address Foreskin
  06/04/26
Yeah, no idea how you manage.
swashbuckling native organic girlfriend
  06/04/26
you stop giving a fuck about the stupid details umc yuppies ...
wonderful half-breed bbw
  06/04/26
her xo moniker?
outnumbered church trust fund
  06/04/26
I mean the actual type and not XO poasters who are just weir...
wonderful half-breed bbw
  06/04/26
...
Mind-boggling cuckoldry
  06/08/26
Yeah, that isn't really what I see as the problem. You went...
swashbuckling native organic girlfriend
  06/08/26
the hope phase of the ship has pretty much sailed and yea it...
wonderful half-breed bbw
  06/08/26
jfc, learn to pull out, bro
Bright Boiling Water Whorehouse
  06/04/26
i have one and i'm tired
Mind-boggling cuckoldry
  06/08/26
The first three months can be difficult, but not impossible ...
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  06/04/26
Mine hated being swaddled and iirc the Snoo requires that. ...
swashbuckling native organic girlfriend
  06/04/26
Same. We just fastened the straps on the thing and stuck th...
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  06/04/26
ljl at a "smart" bassinet, you got fucking scammed...
dashing painfully honest theater
  06/04/26
You don't have to spend $2k on these. We used this one: htt...
swashbuckling native organic girlfriend
  06/04/26
sleep coaches are flame. there's plenty of good free advice ...
Tantric at-the-ready faggot firefighter
  06/04/26
The gist is let them cry it out and don't sleep with them.
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  06/04/26
agreed. my wife is an INTJ female. this is where she excelle...
Tantric at-the-ready faggot firefighter
  06/04/26
We never actually had her cry it out and it was fine. And n...
swashbuckling native organic girlfriend
  06/08/26
(beta male) we had 3 kids in <5 yrs and i never lost a...
Tantric at-the-ready faggot firefighter
  06/04/26
are you a ken doll?? what happened to your nipples?
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  06/05/26
nipples with milk
Tantric at-the-ready faggot firefighter
  06/05/26
What are the father's thoughts on this topic
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  06/04/26
with a poster?
soggy jap stead
  06/04/26
Congrats to the father
Bearded school cafeteria
  06/04/26
If you "reproduce" in this fallen world youre a pi...
outnumbered church trust fund
  06/04/26
that's a very Woman thing to say imo
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  06/04/26
gbti
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  06/04/26
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  06/04/26
...
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  06/04/26
(non-kidmo) If you ever want to forget about all the stup...
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  06/04/26
i was miserable as a child but high enough emotional IQ to h...
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  06/04/26
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  06/04/26
I think the world of my toddler but if she is faking it then...
swashbuckling native organic girlfriend
  06/04/26
wow a toddler is still too dumb to realize life itself is fl...
outnumbered church trust fund
  06/05/26
Listen, she knows how to be thrilled with simple things in l...
swashbuckling native organic girlfriend
  06/08/26
How is babby formed?
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  06/04/26
Well you see, babby is formed when daddy goes to work and mo...
Filthy obsidian indian lodge
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Bright Boiling Water Whorehouse
  06/04/26
One more thing - if this is your first pregnancy and you jus...
swashbuckling native organic girlfriend
  06/04/26
yeah we're not saying shit for at least 3 months
dashing painfully honest theater
  06/04/26
We were actually about to tell everyone and got fucked at we...
swashbuckling native organic girlfriend
  06/04/26
judaism says wait until 16 weeks
Tantric at-the-ready faggot firefighter
  06/04/26
I only told people at my office at like 6 months.
swashbuckling native organic girlfriend
  06/04/26
good move, but irl people are gonna notice ur wife is pregna...
Tantric at-the-ready faggot firefighter
  06/04/26
How often do your coworkers see your wife?
swashbuckling native organic girlfriend
  06/04/26
unfortunately, cr
Bright Boiling Water Whorehouse
  06/04/26
For me, put a lot of stress on the relationship, but the kid...
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  06/04/26
almost got divorced over the first kid. it's normal.
Tantric at-the-ready faggot firefighter
  06/04/26
maybe if you spent less time/mental energy on dumb ortho jew...
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  06/04/26
poor rc? i never got up in the middle of the night. i dont h...
Tantric at-the-ready faggot firefighter
  06/04/26
then tell her to sack up and focus on that and lay off the j...
wonderful half-breed bbw
  06/04/26
poor rc? who said she was doing elaborate shabbos dinners wh...
Tantric at-the-ready faggot firefighter
  06/04/26
then shut the fuck up. She had it easy. Almost getting divor...
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  06/04/26
every mom and kid is different. 1->2 and 2->3 were sup...
Tantric at-the-ready faggot firefighter
  06/04/26
Posters freaking out about how "hard" having a kid...
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  06/04/26
Lmao your a total failure as a parent and person.
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  06/05/26
Nothing funny about it.
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  06/07/26
Is the dad around?
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  06/08/26


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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: dashing painfully honest theater

how over is it for me now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914478)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: Greedy adventurous hissy fit giraffe

what's the dad's name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914482)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Vibrant stag film windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914527)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: tripping submissive ticket booth mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914610)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: splenetic infuriating point genital piercing

La'Marcus / La'Trayvon / La'Darnell

OP's wife's womb was just a boiling soup of NIGGERCUM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914616)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: tripping submissive ticket booth mexican

Boiling soup of niggercum, tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914630)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: Diverse Ruby Shrine

Mazel tov! 🎉

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914486)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: Lilac Address Foreskin

everyone told me id never sleep well again

i never appreciated it until i had to deal w it irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914490)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 AM
Author: dashing painfully honest theater

She wants to get a separate bedroom for her and the baby for the first year so I can sleep better. Good or bad idea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914495)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: Lilac Address Foreskin

seems unnatural



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914498)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:41 AM
Author: Filthy obsidian indian lodge

Holy shit, you're getting imminent divorce pwned before she's even in the third trimester. Keep it up, and you may get a world record speedrun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914501)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: dashing painfully honest theater

why is sleeping apart a bad thing if I still get to fuck her? I blast white noise and can sleep in peace, she deals with all the hard stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914504)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: Filthy obsidian indian lodge

obvious flame is obvious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914516)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: Greedy adventurous hissy fit giraffe

cr nobody on here is "young" enough to have a "baby" anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914517)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: dashing painfully honest theater

I'm the youngest poster on this board, lil unc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914520)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Shimmering casino

Greetings, Grasshopper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914959)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:29 PM
Author: Greedy adventurous hissy fit giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49915063)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: free-loading multi-colored business firm patrolman

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914966)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: Topaz resort

Would there be a third bedroom for the father or would he sleep with your wife and baby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914542)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Lilac Address Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914597)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: free-loading multi-colored business firm patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914967)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:36 AM
Author: stimulating cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49916454)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: swashbuckling native organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49924215)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Tantric at-the-ready faggot firefighter

very CR. wife and i did this w all 3 kids. she slept in a separate room w/ a baby monitor so she could hear the baby. she never slept with the baby -- that's bad for her too.

we fucked plenty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914724)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: free-loading multi-colored business firm patrolman

Ok but did you ever have sex with each other?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914975)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:54 PM
Author: Tantric at-the-ready faggot firefighter

rofl

and yes, she got on top of me and rubbed her clit against mine and we came together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914990)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:40 AM
Author: stimulating cuck

how did this come up? seems like a weird thing to decide up-front

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49916460)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: wonderful half-breed bbw

one baby is a fucking vacation. you fags need to grow a pair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914585)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Lilac Address Foreskin

i have 5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914598)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: swashbuckling native organic girlfriend

Yeah, no idea how you manage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914645)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: wonderful half-breed bbw

you stop giving a fuck about the stupid details umc yuppies obsess over.

most relaxing recent moment I can recall was playing 9 holes with just my non-verbal autistic daughter. besides remembering to remove the cart key when we parked so she didn't drive into a creek or some shit and not making a shitmess at dinner afterwards it was relaxing as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914663)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: outnumbered church trust fund

her xo moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49915011)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:41 PM
Author: wonderful half-breed bbw

I mean the actual type and not XO poasters who are just weirdos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49915457)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Mind-boggling cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49924269)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:21 PM
Author: swashbuckling native organic girlfriend

Yeah, that isn't really what I see as the problem. You went golfing with a child (granted, one with some issues - by the way, hopefully she'll become verbal a little later because that does happen) but could you really manage with 3-5 kids hanging around?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49924218)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: wonderful half-breed bbw

the hope phase of the ship has pretty much sailed and yea it’s much more chaotic to bring multiple pretty much anywhere. Like I said one is a vacation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49924223)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: Bright Boiling Water Whorehouse

jfc, learn to pull out, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914974)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Mind-boggling cuckoldry

i have one and i'm tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49924271)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: tripping submissive ticket booth mexican

The first three months can be difficult, but not impossible by any stretch. Buy a Snoo and use it as soon as possible. The kid will outgrow it around six months in, and at that point you should invest in hiring a sleep coach and just getting a good game plan to help the kid sleep through the night. You can find one under $1,000, and it can be fully remote. We did this for the second kid, and it's a game changer. Don't sleep in separate rooms unless you want to guarantee a dead bedroom, it’s tough enough as it is. Be a part of the process. Help out as much as you can or your wife's gonna end up hating your guts even more than she already does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914608)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: swashbuckling native organic girlfriend

Mine hated being swaddled and iirc the Snoo requires that. But there are a bunch of alternatives that don't and I got one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914631)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: tripping submissive ticket booth mexican

Same. We just fastened the straps on the thing and stuck the kid in there on top

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914649)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: dashing painfully honest theater

ljl at a "smart" bassinet, you got fucking scammed for a 2k chinesium crib with an app

We had sex whenever I want, I have literally never had her turn me down a single time for anything. We're doing the separate bed thing, not all the time but she said she wants me to be rested and sleep well and she'll handle most of the night stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914656)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: swashbuckling native organic girlfriend

You don't have to spend $2k on these. We used this one: https://www.target.com/p/4moms-mamaroo-sleep-bassinet/-/A-79219342

This seems similar and just fine: https://www.amazon.com/UPPAbaby-Soma-Smart-Bassinet-MotionSync/dp/B0FPGR38RF/

The biggest issue with all of these is that there is nothing that's a transition for when they get bigger. Mine ended up commandeering the dog's bed and uses that to this day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914673)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: Tantric at-the-ready faggot firefighter

sleep coaches are flame. there's plenty of good free advice on the internet, and plenty of women on baby sites who will be helpful. all our kids slept though the night much earlier than most people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914730)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: idiotic chestnut voyeur fat ankles

The gist is let them cry it out and don't sleep with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914822)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Tantric at-the-ready faggot firefighter

agreed. my wife is an INTJ female. this is where she excelled. most women are too emotional to let their babies cry it out. stupid birdbrains. a logical female can suck it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914855)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: swashbuckling native organic girlfriend

We never actually had her cry it out and it was fine. And now if she wakes up and has a bad dream she can come into our bed. It is all fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49924212)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Tantric at-the-ready faggot firefighter

(beta male)

we had 3 kids in <5 yrs and i never lost a night of sleep. i dont have nipples. who do i need to get up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914718)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:38 AM
Author: Mischievous talented hominid

are you a ken doll?? what happened to your nipples?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49916458)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: Tantric at-the-ready faggot firefighter

nipples with milk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49916575)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: Topaz resort

What are the father's thoughts on this topic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914496)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:06 AM
Author: soggy jap stead

with a poster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914525)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: Bearded school cafeteria

Congrats to the father

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914595)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: outnumbered church trust fund

If you "reproduce" in this fallen world youre a piece of Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914602)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: Greedy adventurous hissy fit giraffe

that's a very Woman thing to say imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914620)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: splenetic infuriating point genital piercing

gbti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914626)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: outnumbered church trust fund

no u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914635)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: soggy jap stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914629)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: swashbuckling native organic girlfriend

(non-kidmo)

If you ever want to forget about all the stupid bs that occupies the "news" have a kid and make them happy. My daughter is one of the happiest kids around and it brightens my life, despite all the work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914642)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:54 PM
Author: Greedy adventurous hissy fit giraffe

i was miserable as a child but high enough emotional IQ to hide it from literally everybody and act normally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49915157)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: Olive messiness pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49915642)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:35 PM
Author: swashbuckling native organic girlfriend

I think the world of my toddler but if she is faking it then she is the best actress alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49916391)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 10:37 AM
Author: outnumbered church trust fund

wow a toddler is still too dumb to realize life itself is flame and a death sentence, stop the presses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49916725)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:18 PM
Author: swashbuckling native organic girlfriend

Listen, she knows how to be thrilled with simple things in life like hugging the dog or riding a horse or petting a cat. She'll throw or kick a ball and be thrilled. The reason you're miserable is that you let yourself get away from basic stuff that makes life awesome. Having a happy kid next to you is one of those things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49924208)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: pearl mother

How is babby formed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914634)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: Filthy obsidian indian lodge

Well you see, babby is formed when daddy goes to work and mommy and mommy's boyfriend order a new babby from the babby stork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914809)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: Bright Boiling Water Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49915002)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: swashbuckling native organic girlfriend

One more thing - if this is your first pregnancy and you just found out definitely wait to tell people for a while. Miscarriages are way more common than people realize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914660)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: dashing painfully honest theater

yeah we're not saying shit for at least 3 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914668)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:19 AM
Author: swashbuckling native organic girlfriend

We were actually about to tell everyone and got fucked at week 14.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914687)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Tantric at-the-ready faggot firefighter

judaism says wait until 16 weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914735)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:18 PM
Author: swashbuckling native organic girlfriend

I only told people at my office at like 6 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49915368)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 5:04 PM
Author: Tantric at-the-ready faggot firefighter

good move, but irl people are gonna notice ur wife is pregnant at 16-20 weeks unless she's obese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49915738)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: swashbuckling native organic girlfriend

How often do your coworkers see your wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49916392)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: Bright Boiling Water Whorehouse

unfortunately, cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49915004)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: cobalt impertinent partner locale

For me, put a lot of stress on the relationship, but the kid is cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914931)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: Tantric at-the-ready faggot firefighter

almost got divorced over the first kid. it's normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49915402)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: wonderful half-breed bbw

maybe if you spent less time/mental energy on dumb ortho jew kosher shit and more on being a parent and husband it wouldn't be such a stress. the idea that having one baby strains a marriage is ridiculous. yea you have to get up in the middle of the night. fucking deal with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49915469)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: Tantric at-the-ready faggot firefighter

poor rc? i never got up in the middle of the night. i dont have nipples.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49915480)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: wonderful half-breed bbw

then tell her to sack up and focus on that and lay off the jew bullshit. like don't bother cooking those stupid elaborate shabbos dinners and just take it easy on weekends.

also you should be less of a creep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49915490)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: Tantric at-the-ready faggot firefighter

poor rc? who said she was doing elaborate shabbos dinners when she had a newborn?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49915582)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: wonderful half-breed bbw

then shut the fuck up. She had it easy. Almost getting divorced over your fat wife not wanting to deal with one baby is not normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49915857)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:04 PM
Author: Tantric at-the-ready faggot firefighter

every mom and kid is different. 1->2 and 2->3 were super easy. #1 was a huge adjustment bc kid #1 was a nightmare baby and the other 2 were easy peasy and bc neither of us knew wtf we were doing w #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49916095)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: sadistic supple sneaky criminal

Posters freaking out about how "hard" having a kid is ^^^ are LJL. I didn't find it to be hard at all.

Just make sure you let them be who they were born to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49915863)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:32 AM
Author: wine laughsome laser beams institution

Lmao your a total failure as a parent and person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49916453)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:36 AM
Author: shaky therapy wagecucks

Nothing funny about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49916455)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: shaky therapy wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49921112)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: Spectacular Box Office Son Of Senegal

Is the dad around?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49924224)