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Just realized George Michael - Father Figure is about “grooming”

Somehow this flew under the radar… I will be your ...
Shaky Temple Laser Beams
  11/22/23
was ok till the lyric, "put your tiny hand in mine"...
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  11/22/23
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Twisted Prole Pistol
  09/30/25
"Be your daddy, woahooo, I will be yours"
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  11/22/23
I will be your teacher, preacher Anything you had in mind
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  11/22/23
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Shaky Temple Laser Beams
  12/04/23
Holy fuck
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it's insane that millions of women legit believed he was str...
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Bill Hicks knew https://youtu.be/jZi4vz26psI?si=bzIdmbmX...
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Women are 180
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  11/23/23
I will be the one who shitpoasts Till The End Of...
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Shaky Temple Laser Beams
  11/23/23
wrong. it's about pure love. "George Michael didn't ev...
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  11/23/23
"In the song, George is searching for something "s...
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Titillating sticky striped hyena
  11/26/23
I remember how big the song was as a kid. In 1988, nobody wa...
Provocative Shitlib
  11/26/23
the 11 yo boy thought as he looked down at his small hands
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  11/26/23
I'm 100% cynical now, but not when I was 8. I didn't even im...
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Adam Carolla has a great bit about how Freddie Mercury was b...
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  04/28/24
180 song
Heady Sickened Legal Warrant Chad
  12/04/23
He gets writing credit but there’s no way he wrote the...
Shaky Temple Laser Beams
  12/04/23
is he not good at melody or something? he's got some grea...
Heady Sickened Legal Warrant Chad
  12/04/23
he was purely a producer driven act
Shaky Temple Laser Beams
  12/04/23
WTF dude was talented as fuck
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Date: November 22nd, 2023 3:26 PM
Author: Shaky Temple Laser Beams

Somehow this flew under the radar…

I will be your father figure

Put your tiny hand in mine

I will be your preacher teacher

Anything you have in mind

I will be your father figure

I have had enough of crime

I will be the one who loves you 'til the end of time

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Date: November 22nd, 2023 3:31 PM
Author: bronze internet-worthy business firm

was ok till the lyric, "put your tiny hand in mine" when I blurted out, "WHat the what, your what in WHAAAA?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2…id#47087159)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: Twisted Prole Pistol



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 3:33 PM
Author: metal chestnut police squad

"Be your daddy, woahooo, I will be yours"

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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Mischievous sick sex offender

I will be your teacher, preacher

Anything you had in mind

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Date: December 4th, 2023 8:52 AM
Author: Shaky Temple Laser Beams



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Razzmatazz opaque gaping casino

Holy fuck

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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: passionate cocky marketing idea

it's insane that millions of women legit believed he was straight for years

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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:04 PM
Author: Shaky Temple Laser Beams

Bill Hicks knew

https://youtu.be/jZi4vz26psI?si=bzIdmbmXn31qBbm5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2…id#47087300)



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Date: August 9th, 2026 1:10 AM
Author: vivacious carnelian half-breed regret



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:48 AM
Author: Wonderful Hairy Legs Stage



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Date: April 28th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Wonderful Hairy Legs Stage



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: cowardly indian lodge

Women are 180

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Date: August 9th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: Mischievous sick sex offender



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: lascivious balding candlestick maker halford



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 9:36 AM
Author: Shaky Temple Laser Beams



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:24 AM
Author: Mischievous sick sex offender

I will be the one who shitpoasts

Till

The

End

Of

Time

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Date: November 23rd, 2023 11:45 AM
Author: Shaky Temple Laser Beams



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:55 AM
Author: Titillating sticky striped hyena

wrong. it's about pure love.

"George Michael didn't ever specifically reveal what 'Father Figure' was about, but a lot can be gleaned from its lyrics. A love song, it features the narrator desperately wanting to be in a close and sexual relationship with someone they admire, and to also look after and be their 'father figure' of some kind."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2…id#47089621)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:57 AM
Author: Titillating sticky striped hyena

"In the song, George is searching for something "sacred" in a sexual partner, and hopes that it will protect both of them.

He also mentions something illegal, either literally or in the minds of others, singing “I have had enough of crime and "Sometimes love can be mistaken for a crime.” This potentially alludes to the general feeling towards gay people back in the 1980s, plus gay relationships were still illegal in many parts of the world (and still is).

The line “Put your tiny hand in mine" is particularly controversial. George was only 24 at the time, but he had a masculine image that made him seem far more mature than he was.

Whoever he was singing to, he wants to play the father or "teacher" role and act out the figure that Princess Diana and other women, men and young fans wanted him to be. He wanted to be their protector."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2…id#47089627)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:03 PM
Author: Titillating sticky striped hyena



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:19 PM
Author: Provocative Shitlib

I remember how big the song was as a kid. In 1988, nobody was even really considering the possibility he was gay. It really was a simpler, better time. I assumed "put your tiny hand in mine" was because it was a girl with naturally smaller hands than his.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2…id#47102601)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:22 PM
Author: Titillating sticky striped hyena

the 11 yo boy thought as he looked down at his small hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2…id#47102616)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:23 PM
Author: Provocative Shitlib

I'm 100% cynical now, but not when I was 8. I didn't even imagine it could be about a kid or a man. Simpler times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2…id#47102621)



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Date: November 29th, 2023 9:50 AM
Author: Shaky Temple Laser Beams



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Mischievous sick sex offender



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Date: September 30th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: metal chestnut police squad



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Date: April 28th, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: sexy market turdskin

Adam Carolla has a great bit about how Freddie Mercury was basically screaming that he was gay in the 80s but everyone kept thinking "I bet he gets a ton of chicks"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmJHsmzTUug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2…id#47616759)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 8:55 AM
Author: Heady Sickened Legal Warrant Chad

180 song

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Date: December 4th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: Shaky Temple Laser Beams

He gets writing credit but there’s no way he wrote the melody. Some producer created that song

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2…id#47131312)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: Heady Sickened Legal Warrant Chad

is he not good at melody or something?

he's got some great songs. One More try is another 1800

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2…id#47131320)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: Shaky Temple Laser Beams

he was purely a producer driven act

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2…id#47131380)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Talented purple base

WTF dude was talented as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2…id#48452738)



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Date: December 19th, 2023 10:11 AM
Author: Shaky Temple Laser Beams



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