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Tips for negotiating severance? Notified today I am being laid off

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how ...
Offensive bearded space internal respiration
  06/01/26
about tree fiddy
Hyperventilating hospital
  06/01/26
Not helpful. Blocked
Offensive bearded space internal respiration
  06/01/26
120...
Hyperventilating hospital
  06/01/26
Idk what’s your leverage
Mentally impaired school cafeteria
  06/01/26
I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and mak...
Offensive bearded space internal respiration
  06/01/26
Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.
Mentally impaired school cafeteria
  06/01/26
So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other ...
Spectacular doctorate principal's office
  06/03/26
Are you confused? Look up antifa
Offensive bearded space internal respiration
  06/03/26
Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.
Spectacular doctorate principal's office
  06/04/26
You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast
Sickened Travel Guidebook Gas Station
  06/01/26
...
wonderful dopamine
  06/01/26
...
Crawly hall
  06/01/26
*standing ovation*
lascivious white party of the first part
  06/01/26
...
thriller yellow pervert
  06/03/26
Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance
Blathering maroon queen of the night
  06/01/26
where do you live, work, and what is your name?
Territorial Theatre Mad Cow Disease
  06/01/26
You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 ...
Offensive bearded space internal respiration
  06/01/26
if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half ho...
Territorial Theatre Mad Cow Disease
  06/01/26
Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The ...
lascivious white party of the first part
  06/01/26
same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his t...
wonderful dopamine
  06/01/26
I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's on...
lascivious white party of the first part
  06/01/26
I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that li...
wonderful dopamine
  06/01/26
i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterf...
Territorial Theatre Mad Cow Disease
  06/01/26
...
khaki violent people who are hurt sex offender
  06/02/26
you maed it
aqua curious jew
  06/01/26
If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their off...
laughsome quadroon shrine
  06/01/26
I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (t...
lascivious white party of the first part
  06/01/26
It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can f...
Pearly fragrant dragon den
  06/01/26
claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money
brindle nursing home mediation
  06/01/26
what job did you have
racy startled garrison corn cake
  06/01/26
PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE
Wild Newt Stage
  06/01/26
...
charcoal frisky brunch lettuce
  06/01/26
Get pregnant. Be openly flaming gay Publicly inquire if co...
Big topaz macaca roommate
  06/01/26
Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be pro...
lascivious white party of the first part
  06/01/26
Never too late to start!
Big topaz macaca roommate
  06/01/26
Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay
Offensive bearded space internal respiration
  06/01/26
Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you ...
lascivious white party of the first part
  06/01/26
This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS m...
Confused Black Woman Pit
  06/01/26
if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer fo...
impressive garnet filthpig
  06/01/26
you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly ...
Territorial Theatre Mad Cow Disease
  06/01/26
that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are ...
impressive garnet filthpig
  06/01/26
...
Spectacular doctorate principal's office
  06/03/26
...
fiercely-loyal french chef
  06/02/26
Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’...
Pearly fragrant dragon den
  06/01/26
I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another...
Offensive bearded space internal respiration
  06/02/26
Another two weeks of pay.
Pearly fragrant dragon den
  06/02/26
Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work
Offensive bearded space internal respiration
  06/02/26
AI wouldn't have fucked that up
Slimy titillating university therapy
  06/02/26
...
arousing cruel-hearted trump supporter
  06/02/26
...
wonderful dopamine
  06/02/26
...
Offensive bearded space internal respiration
  06/03/26
...
Spectacular doctorate principal's office
  06/03/26
...
Pearly fragrant dragon den
  06/03/26
...
thriller yellow pervert
  06/03/26
ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and sc...
red floppy property
  06/02/26
Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touchin...
lascivious white party of the first part
  06/03/26
I thought you delivered cookies
domesticated hell
  06/03/26
wait two weeks
arousing cruel-hearted trump supporter
  06/03/26
...
Offensive bearded space internal respiration
  06/03/26
...
domesticated hell
  06/03/26
...
Spectacular doctorate principal's office
  06/03/26
...
Pearly fragrant dragon den
  06/03/26
...
sable multi-colored toilet seat
  06/03/26
...
Hyperventilating hospital
  06/04/26
(XO 2020)
Offensive bearded space internal respiration
  06/03/26
cookie delivery is dead
Drunken Step-uncle's House
  06/03/26
I guess so if Ai can replace it
domesticated hell
  06/03/26


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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Offensive bearded space internal respiration

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how much can I get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49909894)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Hyperventilating hospital

about tree fiddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49909895)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Offensive bearded space internal respiration

Not helpful. Blocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49909897)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Hyperventilating hospital

120...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49909899)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Mentally impaired school cafeteria

Idk what’s your leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49909898)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: Offensive bearded space internal respiration

I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and make them a target of antifa or similar orgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49909900)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Mentally impaired school cafeteria

Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49909947)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Spectacular doctorate principal's office

So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other major company and you think that's special?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49912893)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Offensive bearded space internal respiration

Are you confused? Look up antifa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49912915)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: Spectacular doctorate principal's office

Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49914622)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Sickened Travel Guidebook Gas Station

You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49909901)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: wonderful dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49910210)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Crawly hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49910271)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: lascivious white party of the first part

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49910290)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: thriller yellow pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49914030)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Blathering maroon queen of the night

Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49909903)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Territorial Theatre Mad Cow Disease

where do you live, work, and what is your name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49909905)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Offensive bearded space internal respiration

You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 of those data points. For that I thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49909910)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: Territorial Theatre Mad Cow Disease

if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half hour i'd immediately forget who both of them are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49909913)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: lascivious white party of the first part

Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The number of names I've forgotten from this site is pretty substantial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49910287)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: wonderful dopamine

same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his thread when I pointed out he's outed; I've probably seen his name a couple dozen times and have no clue what it is

don't think I ever knew OP's IRL identity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49910298)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: lascivious white party of the first part

I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's only him, SP, benzo, and GTO that I remember offhand. I know TSINAH's first name, but I don't remember his last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49910311)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: wonderful dopamine

I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49910314)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Territorial Theatre Mad Cow Disease

i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterface Chris has stuck in my brain

and i remember CSLGs name because his Mr P branding WORKS. if i ever pour Tabasco sauce in my eyes while in LA, i know who to call.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49910571)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: khaki violent people who are hurt sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49911694)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: aqua curious jew

you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49909908)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: laughsome quadroon shrine

If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their offer probably close to "take it or leave it." They're probably not considering bespoke packages for individuals. The only real way to change that is to decline the severance agreement and write a demand letter, if you have a colorable claim.

How many people got laid off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49909935)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: lascivious white party of the first part

I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (that's the worst part about senior positions to me, because it's almost always management's fault, but they almost always skate free). And this is generally right for meaningful changes if you haven't complained about a coworker, supervisor, member of management, or had some other shit crop up (personal data being made accessible to others, reports of unsafe work practices, awareness of major skeletons, etc.)

But there's no harm in asking for a few extra weeks, release from non-compete (if subject to one that would make finding work difficult, vacation payout if not in a jurisdiction that requires it, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49910301)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Pearly fragrant dragon den

It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can fire average employees in an layoff and enforce noncompetes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49910609)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: brindle nursing home mediation

claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49909963)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: racy startled garrison corn cake

what job did you have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49909989)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Wild Newt Stage

PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49910262)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: charcoal frisky brunch lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49910278)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: Big topaz macaca roommate

Get pregnant.

Be openly flaming gay

Publicly inquire if company will pay for "gender affirmation" surgery

Self-identify as BIPOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49910293)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: lascivious white party of the first part

Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be problematic about it from day 1. But it's too late if you didn't front run the RIF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49910306)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: Big topaz macaca roommate

Never too late to start!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49910308)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Offensive bearded space internal respiration

Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49910644)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: lascivious white party of the first part

Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you make this pitch. Can't. Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49910681)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Confused Black Woman Pit

This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49910698)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: impressive garnet filthpig

if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer for a wrongful termination, there's not much you can 'negotiate'

not sure what state you're in, but in california, if you haven't received any communication, formal or informal, that you're being terminated, you need to create a 'protected act' situation asap. that buys you at least a few months where you're hoping they term you and you can raise the claim against the company. if you have good prior performance reviews, etc, pdf all of that and it makes your case extremely strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49910579)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: Territorial Theatre Mad Cow Disease

you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly adopt each week, so it will never be safe to cut you loose



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49910585)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: impressive garnet filthpig

that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are using ai to fire all the dei staff from the past 10yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49910593)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Spectacular doctorate principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49912928)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49911034)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: Pearly fragrant dragon den

Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’re in a protected class (over 40) you can probably get another two weeks if you make it clear you’ll sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49910603)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Offensive bearded space internal respiration

I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another 2 weeks? I want cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49911224)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: Pearly fragrant dragon den

Another two weeks of pay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49911399)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Offensive bearded space internal respiration

Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49911645)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Slimy titillating university therapy

AI wouldn't have fucked that up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49911698)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: arousing cruel-hearted trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49911701)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: wonderful dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49911774)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: Offensive bearded space internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49912867)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Spectacular doctorate principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49912897)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Pearly fragrant dragon den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49913418)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: thriller yellow pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49914033)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: red floppy property

ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and screaming or u can leave w/o incident-- spare the histrionics and seek a reasonable settlement -- they have u dead to the right, so u might as well play nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49911796)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: lascivious white party of the first part

Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touching door knobs, printers, staplers, and pens all around the office after fingering your dirty anus. These motherfuckers need to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49912880)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: domesticated hell

I thought you delivered cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49912872)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: arousing cruel-hearted trump supporter

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49912879)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Offensive bearded space internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49912885)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: domesticated hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49912890)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Spectacular doctorate principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49912895)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Pearly fragrant dragon den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49913420)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: sable multi-colored toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49914031)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: Hyperventilating hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49914422)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Offensive bearded space internal respiration

(XO 2020)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49912887)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Drunken Step-uncle's House

cookie delivery is dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49912896)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: domesticated hell

I guess so if Ai can replace it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2…id#49912932)