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my wife is pregnant

how over is it for me now?
grizzly curious piazza potus
  06/04/26
what's the dad's name
hideous newt
  06/04/26
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dead son of senegal station
  06/04/26
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Costumed ivory skinny woman
  06/04/26
La'Marcus / La'Trayvon / La'Darnell OP's wife's womb was ...
Beta 180 step-uncle's house
  06/04/26
Boiling soup of niggercum, tp
Costumed ivory skinny woman
  06/04/26
Mazel tov! 🎉
chartreuse insecure corn cake
  06/04/26
everyone told me id never sleep well again i never apprec...
Sooty Fighting Weed Whacker Hissy Fit
  06/04/26
She wants to get a separate bedroom for her and the baby for...
grizzly curious piazza potus
  06/04/26
seems unnatural
Sooty Fighting Weed Whacker Hissy Fit
  06/04/26
Holy shit, you're getting imminent divorce pwned before she'...
indigo hairraiser parlour fortuitous meteor
  06/04/26
why is sleeping apart a bad thing if I still get to fuck her...
grizzly curious piazza potus
  06/04/26
obvious flame is obvious
indigo hairraiser parlour fortuitous meteor
  06/04/26
cr nobody on here is "young" enough to have a &quo...
hideous newt
  06/04/26
I'm the youngest poster on this board, lil unc
grizzly curious piazza potus
  06/04/26
Greetings, Grasshopper
zippy menage
  06/04/26
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hideous newt
  06/04/26
Cr
red resort
  06/04/26
Would there be a third bedroom for the father or would he sl...
Cerebral metal rehab
  06/04/26
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Sooty Fighting Weed Whacker Hissy Fit
  06/04/26
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red resort
  06/04/26
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Slimy gaped pit
  06/05/26
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Cruel-hearted beady-eyed immigrant
  06/08/26
very CR. wife and i did this w all 3 kids. she slept in a se...
Khaki electric queen of the night striped hyena
  06/04/26
Ok but did you ever have sex with each other?
red resort
  06/04/26
rofl and yes, she got on top of me and rubbed her clit ag...
Khaki electric queen of the night striped hyena
  06/04/26
how did this come up? seems like a weird thing to decide up-...
Slimy gaped pit
  06/05/26
one baby is a fucking vacation. you fags need to grow a pair...
Crawly library selfie
  06/04/26
i have 5
Sooty Fighting Weed Whacker Hissy Fit
  06/04/26
Yeah, no idea how you manage.
Cruel-hearted beady-eyed immigrant
  06/04/26
you stop giving a fuck about the stupid details umc yuppies ...
Crawly library selfie
  06/04/26
her xo moniker?
Greedy pontificating space cumskin
  06/04/26
I mean the actual type and not XO poasters who are just weir...
Crawly library selfie
  06/04/26
...
Wild Wonderful Feces Principal's Office
  06/08/26
Yeah, that isn't really what I see as the problem. You went...
Cruel-hearted beady-eyed immigrant
  06/08/26
the hope phase of the ship has pretty much sailed and yea it...
Crawly library selfie
  06/08/26
jfc, learn to pull out, bro
gay bonkers famous landscape painting state
  06/04/26
i have one and i'm tired
Wild Wonderful Feces Principal's Office
  06/08/26
The first three months can be difficult, but not impossible ...
Costumed ivory skinny woman
  06/04/26
Mine hated being swaddled and iirc the Snoo requires that. ...
Cruel-hearted beady-eyed immigrant
  06/04/26
Same. We just fastened the straps on the thing and stuck th...
Costumed ivory skinny woman
  06/04/26
ljl at a "smart" bassinet, you got fucking scammed...
grizzly curious piazza potus
  06/04/26
You don't have to spend $2k on these. We used this one: htt...
Cruel-hearted beady-eyed immigrant
  06/04/26
sleep coaches are flame. there's plenty of good free advice ...
Khaki electric queen of the night striped hyena
  06/04/26
The gist is let them cry it out and don't sleep with them.
French Aqua Round Eye Jew
  06/04/26
agreed. my wife is an INTJ female. this is where she excelle...
Khaki electric queen of the night striped hyena
  06/04/26
We never actually had her cry it out and it was fine. And n...
Cruel-hearted beady-eyed immigrant
  06/08/26
(beta male) we had 3 kids in <5 yrs and i never lost a...
Khaki electric queen of the night striped hyena
  06/04/26
are you a ken doll?? what happened to your nipples?
white arousing affirmative action
  06/05/26
nipples with milk
Khaki electric queen of the night striped hyena
  06/05/26
What are the father's thoughts on this topic
Cerebral metal rehab
  06/04/26
with a poster?
Multi-colored Institution
  06/04/26
Congrats to the father
doobsian mother nibblets
  06/04/26
If you "reproduce" in this fallen world youre a pi...
Greedy pontificating space cumskin
  06/04/26
that's a very Woman thing to say imo
hideous newt
  06/04/26
gbti
Beta 180 step-uncle's house
  06/04/26
no u
Greedy pontificating space cumskin
  06/04/26
...
Multi-colored Institution
  06/04/26
(non-kidmo) If you ever want to forget about all the stup...
Cruel-hearted beady-eyed immigrant
  06/04/26
i was miserable as a child but high enough emotional IQ to h...
hideous newt
  06/04/26
...
scarlet titillating hospital foreskin
  06/04/26
I think the world of my toddler but if she is faking it then...
Cruel-hearted beady-eyed immigrant
  06/04/26
wow a toddler is still too dumb to realize life itself is fl...
Greedy pontificating space cumskin
  06/05/26
Listen, she knows how to be thrilled with simple things in l...
Cruel-hearted beady-eyed immigrant
  06/08/26
How is babby formed?
Boyish antidepressant drug
  06/04/26
Well you see, babby is formed when daddy goes to work and mo...
indigo hairraiser parlour fortuitous meteor
  06/04/26
...
gay bonkers famous landscape painting state
  06/04/26
One more thing - if this is your first pregnancy and you jus...
Cruel-hearted beady-eyed immigrant
  06/04/26
yeah we're not saying shit for at least 3 months
grizzly curious piazza potus
  06/04/26
We were actually about to tell everyone and got fucked at we...
Cruel-hearted beady-eyed immigrant
  06/04/26
judaism says wait until 16 weeks
Khaki electric queen of the night striped hyena
  06/04/26
I only told people at my office at like 6 months.
Cruel-hearted beady-eyed immigrant
  06/04/26
good move, but irl people are gonna notice ur wife is pregna...
Khaki electric queen of the night striped hyena
  06/04/26
How often do your coworkers see your wife?
Cruel-hearted beady-eyed immigrant
  06/04/26
unfortunately, cr
gay bonkers famous landscape painting state
  06/04/26
For me, put a lot of stress on the relationship, but the kid...
overrated pea-brained nowag roommate
  06/04/26
almost got divorced over the first kid. it's normal.
Khaki electric queen of the night striped hyena
  06/04/26
maybe if you spent less time/mental energy on dumb ortho jew...
Crawly library selfie
  06/04/26
poor rc? i never got up in the middle of the night. i dont h...
Khaki electric queen of the night striped hyena
  06/04/26
then tell her to sack up and focus on that and lay off the j...
Crawly library selfie
  06/04/26
poor rc? who said she was doing elaborate shabbos dinners wh...
Khaki electric queen of the night striped hyena
  06/04/26
then shut the fuck up. She had it easy. Almost getting divor...
Crawly library selfie
  06/04/26
every mom and kid is different. 1->2 and 2->3 were sup...
Khaki electric queen of the night striped hyena
  06/04/26
Posters freaking out about how "hard" having a kid...
bistre locus goal in life
  06/04/26
Lmao your a total failure as a parent and person.
Zombie-like Ratface Rigor
  06/05/26
Nothing funny about it.
Chest-beating House Doctorate
  06/05/26
...
Chest-beating House Doctorate
  06/07/26
Is the dad around?
sienna filthpig
  06/08/26


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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: grizzly curious piazza potus

how over is it for me now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914478)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: hideous newt

what's the dad's name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914482)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: dead son of senegal station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914527)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Costumed ivory skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914610)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: Beta 180 step-uncle's house

La'Marcus / La'Trayvon / La'Darnell

OP's wife's womb was just a boiling soup of NIGGERCUM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914616)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Costumed ivory skinny woman

Boiling soup of niggercum, tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914630)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: chartreuse insecure corn cake

Mazel tov! 🎉

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914486)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: Sooty Fighting Weed Whacker Hissy Fit

everyone told me id never sleep well again

i never appreciated it until i had to deal w it irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914490)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 AM
Author: grizzly curious piazza potus

She wants to get a separate bedroom for her and the baby for the first year so I can sleep better. Good or bad idea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914495)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: Sooty Fighting Weed Whacker Hissy Fit

seems unnatural



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914498)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:41 AM
Author: indigo hairraiser parlour fortuitous meteor

Holy shit, you're getting imminent divorce pwned before she's even in the third trimester. Keep it up, and you may get a world record speedrun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914501)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: grizzly curious piazza potus

why is sleeping apart a bad thing if I still get to fuck her? I blast white noise and can sleep in peace, she deals with all the hard stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914504)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: indigo hairraiser parlour fortuitous meteor

obvious flame is obvious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914516)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: hideous newt

cr nobody on here is "young" enough to have a "baby" anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914517)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: grizzly curious piazza potus

I'm the youngest poster on this board, lil unc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914520)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: zippy menage

Greetings, Grasshopper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914959)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:29 PM
Author: hideous newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49915063)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: red resort

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914966)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: Cerebral metal rehab

Would there be a third bedroom for the father or would he sleep with your wife and baby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914542)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Sooty Fighting Weed Whacker Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914597)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: red resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914967)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:36 AM
Author: Slimy gaped pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49916454)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted beady-eyed immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49924215)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Khaki electric queen of the night striped hyena

very CR. wife and i did this w all 3 kids. she slept in a separate room w/ a baby monitor so she could hear the baby. she never slept with the baby -- that's bad for her too.

we fucked plenty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914724)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: red resort

Ok but did you ever have sex with each other?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914975)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:54 PM
Author: Khaki electric queen of the night striped hyena

rofl

and yes, she got on top of me and rubbed her clit against mine and we came together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914990)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:40 AM
Author: Slimy gaped pit

how did this come up? seems like a weird thing to decide up-front

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49916460)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: Crawly library selfie

one baby is a fucking vacation. you fags need to grow a pair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914585)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Sooty Fighting Weed Whacker Hissy Fit

i have 5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914598)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted beady-eyed immigrant

Yeah, no idea how you manage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914645)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: Crawly library selfie

you stop giving a fuck about the stupid details umc yuppies obsess over.

most relaxing recent moment I can recall was playing 9 holes with just my non-verbal autistic daughter. besides remembering to remove the cart key when we parked so she didn't drive into a creek or some shit and not making a shitmess at dinner afterwards it was relaxing as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914663)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: Greedy pontificating space cumskin

her xo moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49915011)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:41 PM
Author: Crawly library selfie

I mean the actual type and not XO poasters who are just weirdos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49915457)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Wild Wonderful Feces Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49924269)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:21 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted beady-eyed immigrant

Yeah, that isn't really what I see as the problem. You went golfing with a child (granted, one with some issues - by the way, hopefully she'll become verbal a little later because that does happen) but could you really manage with 3-5 kids hanging around?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49924218)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: Crawly library selfie

the hope phase of the ship has pretty much sailed and yea it’s much more chaotic to bring multiple pretty much anywhere. Like I said one is a vacation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49924223)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: gay bonkers famous landscape painting state

jfc, learn to pull out, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914974)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Wild Wonderful Feces Principal's Office

i have one and i'm tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49924271)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: Costumed ivory skinny woman

The first three months can be difficult, but not impossible by any stretch. Buy a Snoo and use it as soon as possible. The kid will outgrow it around six months in, and at that point you should invest in hiring a sleep coach and just getting a good game plan to help the kid sleep through the night. You can find one under $1,000, and it can be fully remote. We did this for the second kid, and it's a game changer. Don't sleep in separate rooms unless you want to guarantee a dead bedroom, it’s tough enough as it is. Be a part of the process. Help out as much as you can or your wife's gonna end up hating your guts even more than she already does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914608)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted beady-eyed immigrant

Mine hated being swaddled and iirc the Snoo requires that. But there are a bunch of alternatives that don't and I got one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914631)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: Costumed ivory skinny woman

Same. We just fastened the straps on the thing and stuck the kid in there on top

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914649)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: grizzly curious piazza potus

ljl at a "smart" bassinet, you got fucking scammed for a 2k chinesium crib with an app

We had sex whenever I want, I have literally never had her turn me down a single time for anything. We're doing the separate bed thing, not all the time but she said she wants me to be rested and sleep well and she'll handle most of the night stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914656)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted beady-eyed immigrant

You don't have to spend $2k on these. We used this one: https://www.target.com/p/4moms-mamaroo-sleep-bassinet/-/A-79219342

This seems similar and just fine: https://www.amazon.com/UPPAbaby-Soma-Smart-Bassinet-MotionSync/dp/B0FPGR38RF/

The biggest issue with all of these is that there is nothing that's a transition for when they get bigger. Mine ended up commandeering the dog's bed and uses that to this day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914673)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: Khaki electric queen of the night striped hyena

sleep coaches are flame. there's plenty of good free advice on the internet, and plenty of women on baby sites who will be helpful. all our kids slept though the night much earlier than most people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914730)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: French Aqua Round Eye Jew

The gist is let them cry it out and don't sleep with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914822)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Khaki electric queen of the night striped hyena

agreed. my wife is an INTJ female. this is where she excelled. most women are too emotional to let their babies cry it out. stupid birdbrains. a logical female can suck it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914855)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted beady-eyed immigrant

We never actually had her cry it out and it was fine. And now if she wakes up and has a bad dream she can come into our bed. It is all fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49924212)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Khaki electric queen of the night striped hyena

(beta male)

we had 3 kids in <5 yrs and i never lost a night of sleep. i dont have nipples. who do i need to get up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914718)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:38 AM
Author: white arousing affirmative action

are you a ken doll?? what happened to your nipples?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49916458)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: Khaki electric queen of the night striped hyena

nipples with milk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49916575)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: Cerebral metal rehab

What are the father's thoughts on this topic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914496)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:06 AM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

with a poster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914525)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: doobsian mother nibblets

Congrats to the father

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914595)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: Greedy pontificating space cumskin

If you "reproduce" in this fallen world youre a piece of Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914602)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: hideous newt

that's a very Woman thing to say imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914620)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Beta 180 step-uncle's house

gbti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914626)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Greedy pontificating space cumskin

no u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914635)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Multi-colored Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914629)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted beady-eyed immigrant

(non-kidmo)

If you ever want to forget about all the stupid bs that occupies the "news" have a kid and make them happy. My daughter is one of the happiest kids around and it brightens my life, despite all the work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914642)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:54 PM
Author: hideous newt

i was miserable as a child but high enough emotional IQ to hide it from literally everybody and act normally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49915157)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: scarlet titillating hospital foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49915642)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:35 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted beady-eyed immigrant

I think the world of my toddler but if she is faking it then she is the best actress alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49916391)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 10:37 AM
Author: Greedy pontificating space cumskin

wow a toddler is still too dumb to realize life itself is flame and a death sentence, stop the presses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49916725)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:18 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted beady-eyed immigrant

Listen, she knows how to be thrilled with simple things in life like hugging the dog or riding a horse or petting a cat. She'll throw or kick a ball and be thrilled. The reason you're miserable is that you let yourself get away from basic stuff that makes life awesome. Having a happy kid next to you is one of those things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49924208)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Boyish antidepressant drug

How is babby formed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914634)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: indigo hairraiser parlour fortuitous meteor

Well you see, babby is formed when daddy goes to work and mommy and mommy's boyfriend order a new babby from the babby stork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914809)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: gay bonkers famous landscape painting state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49915002)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted beady-eyed immigrant

One more thing - if this is your first pregnancy and you just found out definitely wait to tell people for a while. Miscarriages are way more common than people realize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914660)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: grizzly curious piazza potus

yeah we're not saying shit for at least 3 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914668)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:19 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted beady-eyed immigrant

We were actually about to tell everyone and got fucked at week 14.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914687)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Khaki electric queen of the night striped hyena

judaism says wait until 16 weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914735)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:18 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted beady-eyed immigrant

I only told people at my office at like 6 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49915368)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 5:04 PM
Author: Khaki electric queen of the night striped hyena

good move, but irl people are gonna notice ur wife is pregnant at 16-20 weeks unless she's obese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49915738)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted beady-eyed immigrant

How often do your coworkers see your wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49916392)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: gay bonkers famous landscape painting state

unfortunately, cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49915004)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: overrated pea-brained nowag roommate

For me, put a lot of stress on the relationship, but the kid is cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49914931)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: Khaki electric queen of the night striped hyena

almost got divorced over the first kid. it's normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49915402)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Crawly library selfie

maybe if you spent less time/mental energy on dumb ortho jew kosher shit and more on being a parent and husband it wouldn't be such a stress. the idea that having one baby strains a marriage is ridiculous. yea you have to get up in the middle of the night. fucking deal with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49915469)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: Khaki electric queen of the night striped hyena

poor rc? i never got up in the middle of the night. i dont have nipples.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49915480)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Crawly library selfie

then tell her to sack up and focus on that and lay off the jew bullshit. like don't bother cooking those stupid elaborate shabbos dinners and just take it easy on weekends.

also you should be less of a creep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49915490)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: Khaki electric queen of the night striped hyena

poor rc? who said she was doing elaborate shabbos dinners when she had a newborn?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49915582)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Crawly library selfie

then shut the fuck up. She had it easy. Almost getting divorced over your fat wife not wanting to deal with one baby is not normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49915857)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:04 PM
Author: Khaki electric queen of the night striped hyena

every mom and kid is different. 1->2 and 2->3 were super easy. #1 was a huge adjustment bc kid #1 was a nightmare baby and the other 2 were easy peasy and bc neither of us knew wtf we were doing w #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49916095)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: bistre locus goal in life

Posters freaking out about how "hard" having a kid is ^^^ are LJL. I didn't find it to be hard at all.

Just make sure you let them be who they were born to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49915863)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:32 AM
Author: Zombie-like Ratface Rigor

Lmao your a total failure as a parent and person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49916453)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:36 AM
Author: Chest-beating House Doctorate

Nothing funny about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49916455)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Chest-beating House Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49921112)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: sienna filthpig

Is the dad around?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2…id#49924224)