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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
Boyish lavender nibblets
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
aphrodisiac fuchsia brethren queen of the night
  04/05/26
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Poppy Exhilarant Trailer Park Newt
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
Boyish lavender nibblets
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
Boyish lavender nibblets
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
aphrodisiac fuchsia brethren queen of the night
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
Irate bawdyhouse crotch
  04/05/26
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scarlet puppy windowlicker
  04/05/26
Lol
Appetizing bisexual mad-dog skullcap
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
electric sinister fortuitous meteor
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
Boyish lavender nibblets
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
electric sinister fortuitous meteor
  04/05/26
...
aphrodisiac fuchsia brethren queen of the night
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
Navy bearded ticket booth toaster
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
Poppy Exhilarant Trailer Park Newt
  04/05/26
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Mauve Motley Theater
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
snowy titillating mexican tanning salon
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
Violet wagecucks senate
  04/05/26
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Iridescent main people business firm
  04/05/26
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cerebral party of the first part stock car
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
Fluffy concupiscible base
  04/05/26
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Laughsome Boiling Water Meetinghouse
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
Boyish lavender nibblets
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
Fluffy concupiscible base
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
Violent Big Sex Offender
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
Idiotic jewess university
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
Alcoholic community account pit
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
frum doctorate
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
Diverse know-it-all striped hyena
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
buff insanely creepy church building death wish
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
Idiotic jewess university
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
frum doctorate
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
buff insanely creepy church building death wish
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
Iridescent main people business firm
  04/05/26
...
aphrodisiac fuchsia brethren queen of the night
  04/05/26
...
ocher azn
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
Violent Big Sex Offender
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
buff insanely creepy church building death wish
  04/05/26
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scarlet puppy windowlicker
  04/05/26
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scarlet puppy windowlicker
  04/05/26
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Massive french chef
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
Massive french chef
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
thriller parlour
  04/05/26
...
aphrodisiac fuchsia brethren queen of the night
  04/05/26
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Irate bawdyhouse crotch
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
beta histrionic stead
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
Boyish lavender nibblets
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
Violent Big Sex Offender
  04/05/26
...
buff insanely creepy church building death wish
  04/05/26
...
Spectacular Public Bath Coldplay Fan
  04/06/26
Pls respond
cobalt wrinkle
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Irate bawdyhouse crotch
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
Boyish lavender nibblets
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: Boyish lavender nibblets

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: aphrodisiac fuchsia brethren queen of the night

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Poppy Exhilarant Trailer Park Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Boyish lavender nibblets

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Boyish lavender nibblets

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: aphrodisiac fuchsia brethren queen of the night

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Irate bawdyhouse crotch

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: scarlet puppy windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Appetizing bisexual mad-dog skullcap

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: electric sinister fortuitous meteor

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: Boyish lavender nibblets

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: electric sinister fortuitous meteor

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: aphrodisiac fuchsia brethren queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Navy bearded ticket booth toaster

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: Poppy Exhilarant Trailer Park Newt

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: Mauve Motley Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: snowy titillating mexican tanning salon

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Violet wagecucks senate

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Iridescent main people business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: cerebral party of the first part stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: Fluffy concupiscible base

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Laughsome Boiling Water Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Boyish lavender nibblets

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Fluffy concupiscible base

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Violent Big Sex Offender

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Idiotic jewess university

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Alcoholic community account pit

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: frum doctorate

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: Diverse know-it-all striped hyena

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: buff insanely creepy church building death wish

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Idiotic jewess university

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: frum doctorate

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: buff insanely creepy church building death wish

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Iridescent main people business firm

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: aphrodisiac fuchsia brethren queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: ocher azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: Violent Big Sex Offender

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: buff insanely creepy church building death wish

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: scarlet puppy windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: scarlet puppy windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Massive french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: Massive french chef

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: thriller parlour

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: aphrodisiac fuchsia brethren queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Irate bawdyhouse crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: beta histrionic stead

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Boyish lavender nibblets

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Violent Big Sex Offender

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: buff insanely creepy church building death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Spectacular Public Bath Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: cobalt wrinkle

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Irate bawdyhouse crotch

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: Boyish lavender nibblets

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2…id#49812165)