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My stonks are worthless

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Cerise Stage Gaming Laptop
  07/28/26
I'm up over 1% today.
Federal provocative nibblets
  07/28/26
Not in tech/AI/chip stocks?
Cerise Stage Gaming Laptop
  07/28/26
Very little tech exposure now. Sold my INTC and GLW and nev...
Federal provocative nibblets
  07/28/26
What stocks do people buy who don't have any tech exposure? ...
Cerise Stage Gaming Laptop
  07/28/26
I running a dividend portfolio so ETF's like SCHD but also i...
Federal provocative nibblets
  07/28/26
the volatility is nuts. First stonks were worthless. Then th...
Cerise Stage Gaming Laptop
  07/28/26
jewish #s are barely off their all time highs how are you lo...
Silver international law enforcement agency university
  07/28/26
he entered the stock market a month ago. he holds AI/chip st...
Cracking Sanctuary Mood
  07/28/26
In March but yeah. I was up 30% now down 40% lol. I'm obviou...
Cerise Stage Gaming Laptop
  07/28/26
Last week I finally rolled over an old 401K worth around $13...
sable unhinged persian
  07/28/26
What did you buy
Cerise Stage Gaming Laptop
  07/28/26
he's putting it all into FBTC
Cracking Sanctuary Mood
  07/28/26
nothing yet
sable unhinged persian
  07/28/26
Damn son. Well if that amount sitting around isn't a big con...
aromatic onyx market
  07/28/26
"Damn son" https://youtube.com/shorts/aNwz0veNk...
Cracking Sanctuary Mood
  07/28/26
Confirmed fake but still 180
aromatic onyx market
  07/28/26
i read this as "money was invested in 401k, liquidated ...
spruce mind-boggling meetinghouse
  07/28/26
"Sitting in cash" indicates the money was in a 401...
aromatic onyx market
  07/28/26
esl?
sable unhinged persian
  07/28/26
You can hold cash in a 401k bro. When you said the funds wer...
aromatic onyx market
  07/28/26
so yesterday you demonstrated you can't do basic data analys...
sable unhinged persian
  07/28/26
Well then don't say "in cash" faggot. Plenty of...
aromatic onyx market
  07/28/26
lol stfu you indian adhd weirdo
sable unhinged persian
  07/28/26
That's part of why I'm so good at data analysis.
aromatic onyx market
  07/28/26
i'm not sure you even understand what data analysis is. ...
sable unhinged persian
  07/28/26
We don't need to turn this into a subthread wasteland like y...
aromatic onyx market
  07/28/26
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Cerise Stage Gaming Laptop
  07/28/26
it was invested in whatever fidelity shitfunds they had me i...
sable unhinged persian
  07/28/26
What are your plans? I'm heavily invested in volatile risky ...
Cerise Stage Gaming Laptop
  07/28/26
I honestly don't know but I'm waiting for the market to not ...
sable unhinged persian
  07/28/26
all non-dividend stocks are worthless. all you actually own ...
garnet spot blood rage
  07/28/26
(value investor clinging on to his paypal and adobe shares)
coral location
  07/28/26
(bitcoin investor clinging to his...ethereum)
garnet spot blood rage
  07/28/26
xrp actually
coral location
  07/28/26
brutal
Federal provocative nibblets
  07/28/26
wow
Trip Goal In Life
  07/28/26
This is true whether or not a company issues dividends. And ...
aromatic onyx market
  07/28/26
I think he's talking about companies who prioritize paying o...
Cerise Stage Gaming Laptop
  07/28/26
I understand that part but he seems to be drawing a distinct...
aromatic onyx market
  07/28/26
I've gone from +120% YTD to +20% YTD in the last 2 months
bisexual home nowag
  07/28/26
Same lol
Cerise Stage Gaming Laptop
  07/28/26
Feels like I'm down 50%
bisexual home nowag
  07/28/26
Buy the dip and wait for Jews to pump it up again before ano...
Cerise Stage Gaming Laptop
  07/28/26
SCHD always wins
embarrassed to the bone vengeful double fault
  07/28/26
Can’t understand anyone being like this when SPY is st...
misanthropic den foreskin
  07/28/26
SPY is going 2 die. The Passive investing bubble is going t...
Federal provocative nibblets
  07/28/26
...
soggy jap
  07/28/26
Waiting 5 years for a 70% return with virtually no risk is a...
Cerise Stage Gaming Laptop
  07/28/26
i can't, my stonks
laughsome sickened locale headpube
  07/28/26
They went up
Cerise Stage Gaming Laptop
  07/30/26


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Date: July 28th, 2026 10:47 AM
Author: Cerise Stage Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2…id#50029368)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Federal provocative nibblets

I'm up over 1% today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2…id#50029370)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: Cerise Stage Gaming Laptop

Not in tech/AI/chip stocks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2…id#50029376)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: Federal provocative nibblets

Very little tech exposure now. Sold my INTC and GLW and never looked back.

edit: there's a x2 GLW ETF now, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2…id#50029387)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: Cerise Stage Gaming Laptop

What stocks do people buy who don't have any tech exposure? So your stocks just don't go up when everything goes up and they don't go down when everything goes down?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2…id#50029425)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: Federal provocative nibblets

I running a dividend portfolio so ETF's like SCHD but also individual stocks like RTX, VZ, O, BTI, HESM, etc. It will underperform 'the market' during boom years but 'the market' is kind of bs right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2…id#50029503)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Cerise Stage Gaming Laptop

the volatility is nuts. First stonks were worthless. Then they went on a massive bull run for 3 months. And then hedge funds and institutions rug pulled everyone. "Lock in those 100% gains!" They locked in and now trillions in equity have been temporarily destroyed. Just so some asshole can tell investors that they did good on the year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2…id#50029525)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Silver international law enforcement agency university

jewish #s are barely off their all time highs how are you losing $



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2…id#50029392)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Cracking Sanctuary Mood

he entered the stock market a month ago. he holds AI/chip stocks. just keep holding them. this shit is volatile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2…id#50029408)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: Cerise Stage Gaming Laptop

In March but yeah. I was up 30% now down 40% lol. I'm obviously holding. It can't go to zero!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2…id#50029423)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: sable unhinged persian

Last week I finally rolled over an old 401K worth around $130K that I had been thumbing my ass on for 15+ years. It's been sitting in cash bc I haven't gotten around to figuring out what to buy. I feel like a genius.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2…id#50029464)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 11:16 AM
Author: Cerise Stage Gaming Laptop

What did you buy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2…id#50029468)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Cracking Sanctuary Mood

he's putting it all into FBTC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2…id#50029505)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: sable unhinged persian

nothing yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2…id#50029821)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: aromatic onyx market

Damn son. Well if that amount sitting around isn't a big concern for you you're probably secure enough that missing out on 15 years of appreciation is nbd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2…id#50029629)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: Cracking Sanctuary Mood

"Damn son"

https://youtube.com/shorts/aNwz0veNkjM?si=EUWiTK-Zj-6Pe2sA

pls discuss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2…id#50029638)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:29 PM
Author: aromatic onyx market

Confirmed fake but still 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2…id#50029655)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:31 PM
Author: spruce mind-boggling meetinghouse

i read this as "money was invested in 401k, liquidated to rollover recently, and not reinvested YET" - op pls confirm thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2…id#50029659)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: aromatic onyx market

"Sitting in cash" indicates the money was in a 401k but not invested in anything to me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2…id#50029687)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: sable unhinged persian

esl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2…id#50029826)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: aromatic onyx market

You can hold cash in a 401k bro. When you said the funds were "in cash" I took that to mean "in cash" as opposed to fidelity managed funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2…id#50029870)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: sable unhinged persian

so yesterday you demonstrated you can't do basic data analysis and now today you've demonstrated lack of basic American language reading comprehension skills? maybe India is where you belong?

obviously no one has a corporate 401K all cash except for the most retarded boomers who prob would just take the penalties and buy gold coins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2…id#50029877)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: aromatic onyx market

Well then don't say "in cash" faggot.

Plenty of people actively manage their 401ks. If you felt there wasn't a good investment opportunity it's rational to hold cash. Considering 15 years ago was during ITE it would not be surprising that someone was holding a substantial amount of cash. I'm sure plenty of people have substantial amount of cash in their 401k right now because they're worried the market is overvalued. Why do you think SPAXX has a value of $450b right now?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2…id#50029906)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:49 PM
Author: sable unhinged persian

lol stfu you indian adhd weirdo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2…id#50029912)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: aromatic onyx market

That's part of why I'm so good at data analysis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2…id#50029915)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: sable unhinged persian

i'm not sure you even understand what data analysis is.

and corp 401Ks are a pain in the dick to actively trade individual stocks. the fidelity crap for what it's worth wasn't that bad (started with far less than $130K when I left that job).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2…id#50029926)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 2:03 PM
Author: aromatic onyx market

We don't need to turn this into a subthread wasteland like yesterday. I assumed that by "in cash" you meant you had kept a bunch of money in their cash fund, something that does exist and that many people put money in. I don't think it's ESL to read that, I think it's poor drafting that you meant "kept the money in fidelity funds instead of rolling them over into other funds." And you could have just said that rather than being YSFFM about a subthread yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2…id#50029952)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Cerise Stage Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2…id#50029703)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: sable unhinged persian

it was invested in whatever fidelity shitfunds they had me in. it's only been all cash since last week when I closed it and did the rollover that I can manage directly myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2…id#50029824)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Cerise Stage Gaming Laptop

What are your plans? I'm heavily invested in volatile risky assets that pump like mad during a bull run but then recently fell off a cliff. Do you want to be a baller like me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2…id#50029832)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: sable unhinged persian

I honestly don't know but I'm waiting for the market to not shit itself each day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2…id#50029880)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: garnet spot blood rage

all non-dividend stocks are worthless. all you actually own is the right to the proceeds left over after bankruptcy lol. think about that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2…id#50029642)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: coral location

(value investor clinging on to his paypal and adobe shares)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2…id#50029649)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: garnet spot blood rage

(bitcoin investor clinging to his...ethereum)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2…id#50029652)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:29 PM
Author: coral location

xrp actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2…id#50029654)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:29 PM
Author: Federal provocative nibblets

brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2…id#50029656)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Trip Goal In Life

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2…id#50029707)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: aromatic onyx market

This is true whether or not a company issues dividends. And by definition a bankrupt company is insolvent, i.e. debts and liabilities exceed assets. Stockholdere in companies that were liquidated in bankruptcy rarely receive anything and whether that company paid a dividend previously doesn't impact anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2…id#50029680)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:43 PM
Author: Cerise Stage Gaming Laptop

I think he's talking about companies who prioritize paying out shareholders from profits rather than doing buybacks to pump the stock price. He's saying get paid now and don't rely on Jewish money letters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2…id#50029699)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:29 PM
Author: aromatic onyx market

I understand that part but he seems to be drawing a distinction between what those companies are worth when liquidated. If a solvent company was liquidated for some reason all the profts that could have been issued as a dividend would be owed to the shareholders.

Choosing to invest in companies that reinvest profits isn't nad or even speculative. Every company reinveste at least a portion of their profits if they want to grow at all. Berkshire Hathaway, the posterchild for traditional, value investing, does not issue a divided. And I am happy for Warren Buffet to hold what could have been my divided to reinvest in other things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2…id#50029860)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: bisexual home nowag

I've gone from +120% YTD to +20% YTD in the last 2 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2…id#50029662)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: Cerise Stage Gaming Laptop

Same lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2…id#50029691)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: bisexual home nowag

Feels like I'm down 50%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2…id#50030058)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Cerise Stage Gaming Laptop

Buy the dip and wait for Jews to pump it up again before another rug pull.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2…id#50030064)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone vengeful double fault

SCHD always wins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2…id#50029782)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 7:13 PM
Author: misanthropic den foreskin

Can’t understand anyone being like this when SPY is straight as fuck up since 2020. Even 2020 took us to 2019 levels iirc. If anything you should be nervous about The Chart and its Verticalness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2…id#50030643)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: Federal provocative nibblets

SPY is going 2 die. The Passive investing bubble is going to collapse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2…id#50030647)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 7:28 PM
Author: soggy jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2…id#50030683)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: Cerise Stage Gaming Laptop

Waiting 5 years for a 70% return with virtually no risk is a solid, irrefutably great plan (it's even better if you have tens of millions to play with. The bigger your chip stack, the more 70% can be life altering!)

That being said in the same time span chip stocks and tech went nuclear by comparison. Google alone did almost double that. And other stocks went to the absolute moon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2…id#50030649)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: laughsome sickened locale headpube

i can't, my stonks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2…id#50030650)



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Date: July 30th, 2026 2:23 PM
Author: Cerise Stage Gaming Laptop

They went up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2…id#50034828)