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🤺Doodikoff OFFICIAL Elden Ring Margit takedown watch thread🤺

June 15, 2022: No Movement
cordovan well-lubricated feces
  06/15/22
Why does he just get the chain?
poppy orchestra pit police squad
  06/15/22
Expound
cordovan well-lubricated feces
  06/15/22
*shackle
heady mad cow disease
  06/15/22
He still haven't figured out how to use flasks, far less mor...
Transparent Fear-inspiring Pozpig Dilemma
  06/15/22
Does he even know how to change equipment or is he still usi...
cordovan well-lubricated feces
  06/16/22
Afaik he never figured out that there's a menu at all
Transparent Fear-inspiring Pozpig Dilemma
  06/16/22
Does he even know about the block button?
cordovan well-lubricated feces
  06/16/22
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Aromatic principal's office partner
  06/19/22
June 16, 2022: No Movement
cordovan well-lubricated feces
  06/16/22
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Maroon Supple Pervert Brethren
  06/16/22
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Scarlet marvelous personal credit line sandwich
  06/16/22
June 17, 2022 - June 19, 2022: No movement
cordovan well-lubricated feces
  06/19/22
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stimulating hateful kitty cat
  06/19/22
June 20, 2022 - July 8, 2022: no movement
cordovan well-lubricated feces
  07/08/22
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Pontificating stirring laser beams chapel
  07/08/22
Doodikoff, where we at on this?
stimulating hateful kitty cat
  07/08/22
July 9, 2022: no movement
cordovan well-lubricated feces
  07/09/22
he still sees margit in his dreams every night, like a more ...
Transparent Fear-inspiring Pozpig Dilemma
  07/08/22
doodikoff?
Zippy electric gas station
  07/08/22
Second date or Margit first?
stimulating hateful kitty cat
  07/10/22
July 13, 2022: no movement
cordovan well-lubricated feces
  07/13/22
he loves ranch tho
Nubile Candlestick Maker
  07/13/22
...
stimulating hateful kitty cat
  07/13/22
...
lascivious piazza
  07/13/22
October 24, 2022: No movement
cordovan well-lubricated feces
  10/24/22
...
stimulating hateful kitty cat
  10/24/22
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red corner
  10/24/22
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Pontificating stirring laser beams chapel
  10/24/22
November 13, 2022: No movement
cordovan well-lubricated feces
  11/13/22
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Pontificating stirring laser beams chapel
  11/21/22
November 29, 2022: No movement
cordovan well-lubricated feces
  11/29/22
March 6, 2023: no movement.
Vivacious naked elastic band
  03/06/23
What a joke
ungodly cyan crotch
  03/06/23
I am the OP but I had given up on bumping this. You'd thi...
cordovan well-lubricated feces
  03/06/23
He probably gave up because he was legit scared of margit
Vivacious naked elastic band
  03/06/23
Foul tarnished, in search of the Elden Ring. Emboldened by ...
heady mad cow disease
  03/06/23
October 19, 2023 No movement
cordovan well-lubricated feces
  10/19/23
October 23, 2023: No Movement Doodikoff, please let me kn...
cordovan well-lubricated feces
  10/23/23
very MEAN thread. Kindness club expresses its opposition
Flickering embarrassed to the bone set codepig
  10/23/23
All Doodikoff needs to do at this point is concede defeat to...
cordovan well-lubricated feces
  10/23/23
Major developments today. Date: November 28th, 2023 5:1...
cordovan well-lubricated feces
  11/28/23
...
fishy bipolar temple
  07/02/26
July 4, 2026: Doodikoff declares his independence from Margi...
cordovan well-lubricated feces
  07/06/26
There's an alternate timeline where doodikoff became an elde...
fishy bipolar temple
  07/06/26
https://youtu.be/0Q2D1ZekJsM
Wine Territorial Rigor
  07/09/26
If you’ve never played an RPG like this before, Elden ...
Saffron Site Ratface
  07/09/26
What about “doodikoff player” haha
Duck-like abusive kitchen foreskin
  07/09/26
...
fishy bipolar temple
  07/09/26
Where does it put Doodikoff in percentile terms if he's stil...
cordovan well-lubricated feces
  07/25/26
Doodikoff please
Very tactful deer antler whorehouse
  07/09/26
...
Wine Territorial Rigor
  07/10/26


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Date: June 15th, 2022 9:51 PM
Author: cordovan well-lubricated feces

June 15, 2022: No Movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#44690991)



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Date: June 15th, 2022 9:52 PM
Author: poppy orchestra pit police squad

Why does he just get the chain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#44690994)



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Date: June 15th, 2022 9:53 PM
Author: cordovan well-lubricated feces

Expound

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#44690999)



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Date: June 15th, 2022 9:55 PM
Author: heady mad cow disease

*shackle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#44691009)



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Date: June 15th, 2022 10:00 PM
Author: Transparent Fear-inspiring Pozpig Dilemma

He still haven't figured out how to use flasks, far less more complicated items

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#44691026)



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Date: June 16th, 2022 7:41 AM
Author: cordovan well-lubricated feces

Does he even know how to change equipment or is he still using the starting gear?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#44692309)



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Date: June 16th, 2022 7:55 AM
Author: Transparent Fear-inspiring Pozpig Dilemma

Afaik he never figured out that there's a menu at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#44692337)



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Date: June 16th, 2022 6:12 PM
Author: cordovan well-lubricated feces

Does he even know about the block button?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#44695615)



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Date: June 19th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: Aromatic principal's office partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#44710358)



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Date: June 16th, 2022 7:41 AM
Author: cordovan well-lubricated feces

June 16, 2022: No Movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#44692312)



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Date: June 16th, 2022 7:41 AM
Author: Maroon Supple Pervert Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#44692314)



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Date: June 16th, 2022 7:44 AM
Author: Scarlet marvelous personal credit line sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#44692318)



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Date: June 19th, 2022 8:54 PM
Author: cordovan well-lubricated feces

June 17, 2022 - June 19, 2022: No movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#44709659)



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Date: June 19th, 2022 11:53 PM
Author: stimulating hateful kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#44710349)



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Date: July 8th, 2022 9:56 PM
Author: cordovan well-lubricated feces

June 20, 2022 - July 8, 2022: no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#44819109)



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Date: July 8th, 2022 9:57 PM
Author: Pontificating stirring laser beams chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#44819114)



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Date: July 8th, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: stimulating hateful kitty cat

Doodikoff, where we at on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#44819125)



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Date: July 9th, 2022 9:05 PM
Author: cordovan well-lubricated feces

July 9, 2022: no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#44823596)



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Date: July 8th, 2022 10:00 PM
Author: Transparent Fear-inspiring Pozpig Dilemma

he still sees margit in his dreams every night, like a more terrifying nightmare on elm street

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#44819131)



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Date: July 8th, 2022 10:05 PM
Author: Zippy electric gas station

doodikoff?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#44819157)



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Date: July 10th, 2022 2:54 AM
Author: stimulating hateful kitty cat

Second date or Margit first?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#44824785)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:46 PM
Author: cordovan well-lubricated feces

July 13, 2022: no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#44844281)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:47 PM
Author: Nubile Candlestick Maker

he loves ranch tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#44844288)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:49 PM
Author: stimulating hateful kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#44844301)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:50 PM
Author: lascivious piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#44844310)



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Date: October 24th, 2022 8:58 PM
Author: cordovan well-lubricated feces

October 24, 2022: No movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#45384480)



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Date: October 24th, 2022 9:04 PM
Author: stimulating hateful kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#45384505)



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Date: October 24th, 2022 9:15 PM
Author: red corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#45384545)



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Date: October 24th, 2022 9:23 PM
Author: Pontificating stirring laser beams chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#45384582)



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Date: November 13th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: cordovan well-lubricated feces

November 13, 2022: No movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#45487440)



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Date: November 21st, 2022 11:47 PM
Author: Pontificating stirring laser beams chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#45528239)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: cordovan well-lubricated feces

November 29, 2022: No movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#45560348)



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Date: March 6th, 2023 8:02 PM
Author: Vivacious naked elastic band

March 6, 2023: no movement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#46018066)



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Date: March 6th, 2023 8:02 PM
Author: ungodly cyan crotch

What a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#46018068)



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Date: March 6th, 2023 8:06 PM
Author: cordovan well-lubricated feces

I am the OP but I had given up on bumping this.

You'd think that over a year after release, he'd have taken down the first major boss. Nope, he's as far from that as he is from transitioning a halfway reasonable woman from "first date" to "transient fling." The only thing to be posted from now until the end of time on both milestones is "no movement."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#46018084)



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Date: March 6th, 2023 8:07 PM
Author: Vivacious naked elastic band

He probably gave up because he was legit scared of margit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#46018089)



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Date: March 6th, 2023 8:20 PM
Author: heady mad cow disease

Foul tarnished, in search of the Elden Ring.

Emboldened by the flame of ambition.

Someone must extinguish thy flame.

Let it be Margit the Fell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#46018148)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:32 PM
Author: cordovan well-lubricated feces

October 19, 2023

No movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#46958785)



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Date: October 23rd, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: cordovan well-lubricated feces

October 23, 2023: No Movement

Doodikoff, please let me know if I can go ahead and call this thread or if you're still trying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#46974614)



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Date: October 23rd, 2023 11:44 PM
Author: Flickering embarrassed to the bone set codepig

very MEAN thread. Kindness club expresses its opposition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#46974637)



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Date: October 23rd, 2023 11:46 PM
Author: cordovan well-lubricated feces

All Doodikoff needs to do at this point is concede defeat to Margit and we can put a bow on this thread and wrap it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#46974642)



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Date: November 28th, 2023 5:22 PM
Author: cordovan well-lubricated feces

Major developments today.

Date: November 28th, 2023 5:19 PM

Author: michael doodikoff

yeah that game sucked and was boring

naw just naw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5451737&forum_id=2#47109792)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#47109800)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: fishy bipolar temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#49975696)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 12:37 AM
Author: cordovan well-lubricated feces

July 4, 2026: Doodikoff declares his independence from Margit, takes the back trail around Stormveil Castle to Liurnia, entirely avoiding the fight

lmao j/k, Doodikoff is too pathetic to even run away from Margit as his 12 y/o self watches his adult self, tears welling up, sobbing "why doesn't he fight back?"

Therefore, several years later, we remain at . . . NO MOVEMENT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#49981017)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 7:28 AM
Author: fishy bipolar temple

There's an alternate timeline where doodikoff became an elden ring speed runner and found a hot hunny streaming his 3 hour RL1 run on twitch instead of watching the Bachelor and Collecting Hardware. It's not too late

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#49981199)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 12:52 PM
Author: Wine Territorial Rigor

https://youtu.be/0Q2D1ZekJsM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#49988347)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 12:54 PM
Author: Saffron Site Ratface

If you’ve never played an RPG like this before, Elden Ring is intentionally difficult, and Margit, the Fell Omen is designed to teach you that you don’t have to fight every boss immediately.

Typical first-playthrough times:

* Experienced Souls player: 1–10 attempts (10–60 minutes).

* Average first-time Souls player: 10–30 attempts (1–4 hours spread over one or more sessions).

* Brand-new player: Anywhere from 20+ attempts to several evenings is completely normal.

Many new players actually leave Margit, explore for 5–15 hours, level up, upgrade their weapon to around +3 to +5, and then come back. They often beat him in just a few tries after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#49988353)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 12:54 PM
Author: Duck-like abusive kitchen foreskin

What about “doodikoff player” haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#49988355)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: fishy bipolar temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#49988359)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 6:36 PM
Author: cordovan well-lubricated feces

Where does it put Doodikoff in percentile terms if he's still filtered by Margit over FOUR YEARS LATER? He has to be like 12 standard deviations below the mean, right? Like bottom 0.000000001%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#50024135)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: Very tactful deer antler whorehouse

Doodikoff please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#49988356)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Wine Territorial Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#49991009)