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🤺Doodikoff OFFICIAL Elden Ring Margit takedown watch thread🤺

June 15, 2022: No Movement
Embarrassed to the bone hominid
  06/15/22
Why does he just get the chain?
Aromatic Hilarious Filthpig Pistol
  06/15/22
Expound
Embarrassed to the bone hominid
  06/15/22
*shackle
naked telephone preventive strike
  06/15/22
He still haven't figured out how to use flasks, far less mor...
Racy menage
  06/15/22
Does he even know how to change equipment or is he still usi...
Embarrassed to the bone hominid
  06/16/22
Afaik he never figured out that there's a menu at all
Racy menage
  06/16/22
Does he even know about the block button?
Embarrassed to the bone hominid
  06/16/22
...
supple amber orchestra pit therapy
  06/19/22
June 16, 2022: No Movement
Embarrassed to the bone hominid
  06/16/22
...
flickering topaz trump supporter
  06/16/22
...
appetizing hell
  06/16/22
June 17, 2022 - June 19, 2022: No movement
Embarrassed to the bone hominid
  06/19/22
...
Pale set boistinker
  06/19/22
June 20, 2022 - July 8, 2022: no movement
Embarrassed to the bone hominid
  07/08/22
...
dashing effete tanning salon
  07/08/22
Doodikoff, where we at on this?
Pale set boistinker
  07/08/22
July 9, 2022: no movement
Embarrassed to the bone hominid
  07/09/22
he still sees margit in his dreams every night, like a more ...
Racy menage
  07/08/22
doodikoff?
shivering emerald fat ankles
  07/08/22
Second date or Margit first?
Pale set boistinker
  07/10/22
July 13, 2022: no movement
Embarrassed to the bone hominid
  07/13/22
he loves ranch tho
iridescent ratface
  07/13/22
...
Pale set boistinker
  07/13/22
...
ruddy fragrant forum nibblets
  07/13/22
October 24, 2022: No movement
Embarrassed to the bone hominid
  10/24/22
...
Pale set boistinker
  10/24/22
...
hairraiser hall
  10/24/22
...
dashing effete tanning salon
  10/24/22
November 13, 2022: No movement
Embarrassed to the bone hominid
  11/13/22
...
dashing effete tanning salon
  11/21/22
November 29, 2022: No movement
Embarrassed to the bone hominid
  11/29/22
March 6, 2023: no movement.
Chrome vigorous meetinghouse
  03/06/23
What a joke
thriller bespoke nowag
  03/06/23
I am the OP but I had given up on bumping this. You'd thi...
Embarrassed to the bone hominid
  03/06/23
He probably gave up because he was legit scared of margit
Chrome vigorous meetinghouse
  03/06/23
Foul tarnished, in search of the Elden Ring. Emboldened by ...
naked telephone preventive strike
  03/06/23
October 19, 2023 No movement
Embarrassed to the bone hominid
  10/19/23
October 23, 2023: No Movement Doodikoff, please let me kn...
Embarrassed to the bone hominid
  10/23/23
very MEAN thread. Kindness club expresses its opposition
maroon abode travel guidebook
  10/23/23
All Doodikoff needs to do at this point is concede defeat to...
Embarrassed to the bone hominid
  10/23/23
Major developments today. Date: November 28th, 2023 5:1...
Embarrassed to the bone hominid
  11/28/23
...
startled heaven skinny woman
  07/02/26
July 4, 2026: Doodikoff declares his independence from Margi...
Embarrassed to the bone hominid
  07/06/26
There's an alternate timeline where doodikoff became an elde...
startled heaven skinny woman
  07/06/26
https://youtu.be/0Q2D1ZekJsM
demanding juggernaut azn
  07/09/26
If you’ve never played an RPG like this before, Elden ...
Abusive Trailer Park
  07/09/26
What about “doodikoff player” haha
twinkling overrated whorehouse
  07/09/26
...
startled heaven skinny woman
  07/09/26
Where does it put Doodikoff in percentile terms if he's stil...
Embarrassed to the bone hominid
  07/25/26
Doodikoff please
diverse federal son of senegal
  07/09/26
...
demanding juggernaut azn
  07/10/26


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Date: June 15th, 2022 9:51 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone hominid

June 15, 2022: No Movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#44690991)



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Date: June 15th, 2022 9:52 PM
Author: Aromatic Hilarious Filthpig Pistol

Why does he just get the chain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#44690994)



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Date: June 15th, 2022 9:53 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone hominid

Expound

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#44690999)



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Date: June 15th, 2022 9:55 PM
Author: naked telephone preventive strike

*shackle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#44691009)



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Date: June 15th, 2022 10:00 PM
Author: Racy menage

He still haven't figured out how to use flasks, far less more complicated items

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#44691026)



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Date: June 16th, 2022 7:41 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone hominid

Does he even know how to change equipment or is he still using the starting gear?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#44692309)



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Date: June 16th, 2022 7:55 AM
Author: Racy menage

Afaik he never figured out that there's a menu at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#44692337)



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Date: June 16th, 2022 6:12 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone hominid

Does he even know about the block button?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#44695615)



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Date: June 19th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: supple amber orchestra pit therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#44710358)



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Date: June 16th, 2022 7:41 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone hominid

June 16, 2022: No Movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#44692312)



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Date: June 16th, 2022 7:41 AM
Author: flickering topaz trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#44692314)



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Date: June 16th, 2022 7:44 AM
Author: appetizing hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#44692318)



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Date: June 19th, 2022 8:54 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone hominid

June 17, 2022 - June 19, 2022: No movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#44709659)



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Date: June 19th, 2022 11:53 PM
Author: Pale set boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#44710349)



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Date: July 8th, 2022 9:56 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone hominid

June 20, 2022 - July 8, 2022: no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#44819109)



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Date: July 8th, 2022 9:57 PM
Author: dashing effete tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#44819114)



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Date: July 8th, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: Pale set boistinker

Doodikoff, where we at on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#44819125)



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Date: July 9th, 2022 9:05 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone hominid

July 9, 2022: no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#44823596)



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Date: July 8th, 2022 10:00 PM
Author: Racy menage

he still sees margit in his dreams every night, like a more terrifying nightmare on elm street

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#44819131)



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Date: July 8th, 2022 10:05 PM
Author: shivering emerald fat ankles

doodikoff?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#44819157)



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Date: July 10th, 2022 2:54 AM
Author: Pale set boistinker

Second date or Margit first?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#44824785)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:46 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone hominid

July 13, 2022: no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#44844281)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:47 PM
Author: iridescent ratface

he loves ranch tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#44844288)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:49 PM
Author: Pale set boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#44844301)



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Date: July 13th, 2022 1:50 PM
Author: ruddy fragrant forum nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#44844310)



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Date: October 24th, 2022 8:58 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone hominid

October 24, 2022: No movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#45384480)



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Date: October 24th, 2022 9:04 PM
Author: Pale set boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#45384505)



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Date: October 24th, 2022 9:15 PM
Author: hairraiser hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#45384545)



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Date: October 24th, 2022 9:23 PM
Author: dashing effete tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#45384582)



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Date: November 13th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone hominid

November 13, 2022: No movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#45487440)



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Date: November 21st, 2022 11:47 PM
Author: dashing effete tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#45528239)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone hominid

November 29, 2022: No movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#45560348)



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Date: March 6th, 2023 8:02 PM
Author: Chrome vigorous meetinghouse

March 6, 2023: no movement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#46018066)



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Date: March 6th, 2023 8:02 PM
Author: thriller bespoke nowag

What a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#46018068)



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Date: March 6th, 2023 8:06 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone hominid

I am the OP but I had given up on bumping this.

You'd think that over a year after release, he'd have taken down the first major boss. Nope, he's as far from that as he is from transitioning a halfway reasonable woman from "first date" to "transient fling." The only thing to be posted from now until the end of time on both milestones is "no movement."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#46018084)



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Date: March 6th, 2023 8:07 PM
Author: Chrome vigorous meetinghouse

He probably gave up because he was legit scared of margit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#46018089)



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Date: March 6th, 2023 8:20 PM
Author: naked telephone preventive strike

Foul tarnished, in search of the Elden Ring.

Emboldened by the flame of ambition.

Someone must extinguish thy flame.

Let it be Margit the Fell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#46018148)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:32 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone hominid

October 19, 2023

No movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#46958785)



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Date: October 23rd, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone hominid

October 23, 2023: No Movement

Doodikoff, please let me know if I can go ahead and call this thread or if you're still trying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#46974614)



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Date: October 23rd, 2023 11:44 PM
Author: maroon abode travel guidebook

very MEAN thread. Kindness club expresses its opposition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#46974637)



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Date: October 23rd, 2023 11:46 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone hominid

All Doodikoff needs to do at this point is concede defeat to Margit and we can put a bow on this thread and wrap it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#46974642)



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Date: November 28th, 2023 5:22 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone hominid

Major developments today.

Date: November 28th, 2023 5:19 PM

Author: michael doodikoff

yeah that game sucked and was boring

naw just naw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5451737&forum_id=2#47109792)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#47109800)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: startled heaven skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#49975696)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 12:37 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone hominid

July 4, 2026: Doodikoff declares his independence from Margit, takes the back trail around Stormveil Castle to Liurnia, entirely avoiding the fight

lmao j/k, Doodikoff is too pathetic to even run away from Margit as his 12 y/o self watches his adult self, tears welling up, sobbing "why doesn't he fight back?"

Therefore, several years later, we remain at . . . NO MOVEMENT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#49981017)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 7:28 AM
Author: startled heaven skinny woman

There's an alternate timeline where doodikoff became an elden ring speed runner and found a hot hunny streaming his 3 hour RL1 run on twitch instead of watching the Bachelor and Collecting Hardware. It's not too late

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#49981199)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 12:52 PM
Author: demanding juggernaut azn

https://youtu.be/0Q2D1ZekJsM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#49988347)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 12:54 PM
Author: Abusive Trailer Park

If you’ve never played an RPG like this before, Elden Ring is intentionally difficult, and Margit, the Fell Omen is designed to teach you that you don’t have to fight every boss immediately.

Typical first-playthrough times:

* Experienced Souls player: 1–10 attempts (10–60 minutes).

* Average first-time Souls player: 10–30 attempts (1–4 hours spread over one or more sessions).

* Brand-new player: Anywhere from 20+ attempts to several evenings is completely normal.

Many new players actually leave Margit, explore for 5–15 hours, level up, upgrade their weapon to around +3 to +5, and then come back. They often beat him in just a few tries after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#49988353)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 12:54 PM
Author: twinkling overrated whorehouse

What about “doodikoff player” haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#49988355)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: startled heaven skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#49988359)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 6:36 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone hominid

Where does it put Doodikoff in percentile terms if he's still filtered by Margit over FOUR YEARS LATER? He has to be like 12 standard deviations below the mean, right? Like bottom 0.000000001%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#50024135)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: diverse federal son of senegal

Doodikoff please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#49988356)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: demanding juggernaut azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2…id#49991009)