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Slate passionate space goal in life
  05/24/26
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flesh underhanded haunted graveyard shrine
  05/24/26
C+ Remember I cannot grade based on the VALUE of your poa...
Slate passionate space goal in life
  05/24/26
butt cheeks is an A- at worst
histrionic field
  05/24/26
Cr but he did not submit a sample as instructed
Slate passionate space goal in life
  05/24/26
Incorrect. My blank bump *WAS* my writing sample. A blank bu...
flesh underhanded haunted graveyard shrine
  05/24/26
...
Fishy kitchen boiling water
  05/24/26
venkatesh_subramanian_cv.pdf
Razzmatazz Chapel Stock Car
  05/24/26
Copy and paste please. Failure to turn in your assignment re...
Slate passionate space goal in life
  05/24/26
Please can you open this link one time ? https://github.c...
Razzmatazz Chapel Stock Car
  05/24/26
...
Silver hilarious chad
  05/24/26
https://www.huffpost.com/author/jared-s-baumeister
shimmering friendly grandma rehab
  05/24/26
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/top5-georgian-dishes_b_519268...
Embarrassed To The Bone Sound Barrier
  05/24/26
Piss poor/10 Very juvenile and unformed. Similes are reta...
Slate passionate space goal in life
  05/24/26
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4446581&mc=159&...
Wine cocky parlor multi-billionaire
  05/24/26
F Convoluted. Seek clarity of prose.
Slate passionate space goal in life
  05/24/26
(Boy squancher)
Wine cocky parlor multi-billionaire
  05/24/26
This is a classic poast. "And oh, what they found"...
Fishy kitchen boiling water
  05/24/26
...
Fishy kitchen boiling water
  05/24/26
Submission?
Slate passionate space goal in life
  05/24/26
My poasting is iconic faggot. Enjoy <><><>...
Fishy kitchen boiling water
  05/24/26
Nigga I have a window unit OK
Slate passionate space goal in life
  05/24/26
🚨🚨🚨BROWNOID ALERT🚨🚨🚨
Fishy kitchen boiling water
  05/24/26
oomox tp can confirm I am deathly pale bordering on vampiric...
Slate passionate space goal in life
  05/24/26
She's Jewish and has fucked hundreds of brownoids. Not credi...
Fishy kitchen boiling water
  05/24/26
I was the exception that proves the rule
Slate passionate space goal in life
  05/24/26
do you have some kind of evidence of this, such as photos or...
histrionic field
  05/24/26
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4269569&mc=7...
tantric chestnut ticket booth idea he suggested
  05/24/26
B Not bad but needs improvement.
Slate passionate space goal in life
  05/24/26
This thread was started by hatp.
laughsome ebony stead laser beams
  05/24/26
...
laughsome ebony stead laser beams
  05/24/26
https://vocaroo.com/1iLIsa8q58oG This was an original wor...
Hairraiser frozen hell
  05/24/26
A-
Slate passionate space goal in life
  05/24/26
...
Vibrant piazza coffee pot
  05/24/26
Nice try, Doobs.
Vibrant piazza coffee pot
  05/24/26
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951006&forum_i...
iridescent fear-inspiring public bath clown
  05/24/26
12.5/20 Could be shorter and clearer.
Slate passionate space goal in life
  05/24/26
Fair, although obviously the premise of the joke involved je...
iridescent fear-inspiring public bath clown
  05/24/26
I teach EN101 to future cops at night school. I am not a cre...
Slate passionate space goal in life
  05/24/26
A true story as related by my barber: “He was just ...
Rose flatulent theater stage
  05/24/26
D Please fix. Honestly fatiguing and too much filler. Bre...
Slate passionate space goal in life
  05/24/26
https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858159&mc=12...
Snowy Pisswyrm Partner
  05/24/26
B+ Not too many problems but too much short hand.
Slate passionate space goal in life
  05/24/26
this thread is a disaster, I give it a D- *AT BEST*
flesh underhanded haunted graveyard shrine
  05/24/26
(Guy who flunked EN101 because he couldn't construct TOPIC S...
Slate passionate space goal in life
  05/24/26
(guy who thinks P=TS+E constitutes winning writing)
flesh underhanded haunted graveyard shrine
  05/24/26
I am an adjunct professor at a right to try school. I teach ...
Slate passionate space goal in life
  05/24/26
you don't do shit, you faggot bitch ass queer gayboy
histrionic field
  05/24/26
...
flesh underhanded haunted graveyard shrine
  05/24/26
This thread = TRASH
laughsome ebony stead laser beams
  05/24/26
https://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=799345&fo...
Pontificating plaza gaping
  05/24/26
This is my greatest work https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
stimulating corn cake
  05/24/26
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4721022&mc=80&a...
Diverse striped hyena pistol
  05/24/26


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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Slate passionate space goal in life

Please submit a brief sample of your work. Accepting excerpts from the argumentative essay or creative fiction. Must be prose, no poems or abstract.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898068)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: flesh underhanded haunted graveyard shrine
Subject: my best posts are blank bumps



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898070)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Slate passionate space goal in life

C+

Remember I cannot grade based on the VALUE of your poasts but whether they are constructed in such a way that would eagerly please an adjunct EN101 professor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898075)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: histrionic field

butt cheeks is an A- at worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898119)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Slate passionate space goal in life

Cr but he did not submit a sample as instructed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898121)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:54 PM
Author: flesh underhanded haunted graveyard shrine

Incorrect. My blank bump *WAS* my writing sample. A blank bump is writing on XO. Are you saying that John Cage's 4'33'' is not music? Harumph - philistine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898272)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: Fishy kitchen boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Chapel Stock Car
Subject: venkatesh_subramanian_cv.pdf

i tried to attach my CV but it didn't work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898072)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Slate passionate space goal in life

Copy and paste please. Failure to turn in your assignment results in a failing grade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898076)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Chapel Stock Car

Please can you open this link one time ?

https://github.com/venkkyt1773

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898078)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Silver hilarious chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898123)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: shimmering friendly grandma rehab

https://www.huffpost.com/author/jared-s-baumeister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898074)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Sound Barrier

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/top5-georgian-dishes_b_5192684

Top 5 but referencing Mt Rushmore which only contains 4 birdshits. Also comparing khinkali to dimsum instead of, yknow, actual Chinese dumplings. What a train wreck of an article

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898080)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Slate passionate space goal in life

Piss poor/10

Very juvenile and unformed. Similes are retard tier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898111)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:19 AM
Author: Wine cocky parlor multi-billionaire

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4446581&mc=159&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898096)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:27 AM
Author: Slate passionate space goal in life

F

Convoluted. Seek clarity of prose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898109)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Wine cocky parlor multi-billionaire

(Boy squancher)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898137)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:29 PM
Author: Fishy kitchen boiling water

This is a classic poast. "And oh, what they found" is in the Spaceporn HOF. Everyone knows what that references if dropped in a thread. That's quite a feat considering how much Spaceporn content there is. Have you coined any phrases everyone on xoxo would recognize?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898208)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Fishy kitchen boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898113)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Slate passionate space goal in life

Submission?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898115)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Fishy kitchen boiling water

My poasting is iconic faggot. Enjoy <><><>NOAIRCONDITIONING<><><>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898116)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Slate passionate space goal in life

Nigga I have a window unit OK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898120)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: Fishy kitchen boiling water

🚨🚨🚨BROWNOID ALERT🚨🚨🚨

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898126)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Slate passionate space goal in life

oomox tp can confirm I am deathly pale bordering on vampiric in complexion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Fishy kitchen boiling water

She's Jewish and has fucked hundreds of brownoids. Not credible testimony on whiteness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: Slate passionate space goal in life

I was the exception that proves the rule

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898173)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: histrionic field

do you have some kind of evidence of this, such as photos or videos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898197)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: tantric chestnut ticket booth idea he suggested

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4269569&mc=74&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898114)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Slate passionate space goal in life

B

Not bad but needs improvement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898117)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:49 AM
Author: laughsome ebony stead laser beams

This thread was started by hatp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898152)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:37 PM
Author: laughsome ebony stead laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898388)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:31 PM
Author: Hairraiser frozen hell

https://vocaroo.com/1iLIsa8q58oG

This was an original work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898211)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:36 PM
Author: Slate passionate space goal in life

A-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898217)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Vibrant piazza coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898219)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Vibrant piazza coffee pot

Nice try, Doobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898213)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:35 PM
Author: iridescent fear-inspiring public bath clown

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1951006&forum_id=2#20760501

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898216)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:52 PM
Author: Slate passionate space goal in life

12.5/20

Could be shorter and clearer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898265)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: iridescent fear-inspiring public bath clown

Fair, although obviously the premise of the joke involved jerking the reader around for a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898302)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Slate passionate space goal in life

I teach EN101 to future cops at night school. I am not a creative type. I follow the textbook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898331)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: Rose flatulent theater stage

A true story as related by my barber:

“He was just a big ol’ pet,” said Charlie while he shaved my neck. “That big old black snake lived over in the yard at the hotel for years. Why, people would pet him and feed him. You could pick him up and carry him around on your shoulders and he just loved it. But I reckon he got restless, and one day he decided to move down the street to Miss Mabel’s house, next door to mine. Miss Mabel didn’t care for him one bit, and when he laid on her front porch all day one day Miss Mabel nearly wet her pants because she was afraid to go in her own house to use the bathroom until he got cold late in the day and finally moved.

“So Miss Mabel called me,” Charlie said while snipping his scissors over my eyebrows, “and asked me if I could come down and get that snake and take him somewhere else. So I went down, picked him up and took him back to the hotel. Well, it wasn’t a day before he was back at Miss Mabel’s and I had to go get him again. Well, this time I took him across the main highway and dumped him in the woods. I thought he’d never make it back across the road, but in two days Miss Mabel was on the phone with me again.

“This went on for most of the summer,” Charlie said, stirring up a storm of talcum power around my neck, “and I was starting to get tired of that big old black snake. So one afternoon I was mowing my yard on my riding lawn mower when my wife calls out to me, ‘Charlie, come over here and pick up this big old limb before you run over it with the mower.’ So I go over there on the mower and see right away it’s not no limb, but that big old snake. I don’t know what come over me. It was like a red haze over my eyes. I was so mad at that damned snake. I had wasted seemed like half the summer picking him up and hauling him around, so I ran over him with the mower. I never knew a snake was so full of guts. That lawn mower slit him open down the belly just like a surgeon would have done. Blood and snake guts got all over my mower deck, and I had to clean it up later, and it spit his big ol’ black skin out all in one piece without a mark on it, except for the long slice up his belly, of course.

“Charlie,” I asked, “Did you save the skin?”

“No,” he said, “I didn’t want any reminder of that snake. All he did was cause me trouble. I just throwed it over the fence into Miss Mabel’s yard. I never heard nothin’ about that. I guess even Miss Mabel can tell a live snake from a dead one.

“Now don’t go telling anybody this story,” Charlie said. “This here is a college town, and these folks are probably all opposed to killing snakes. I’d sure hate to lose business over that damned snake.”



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898241)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Slate passionate space goal in life

D

Please fix. Honestly fatiguing and too much filler. Brevity is the soul of wit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898270)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Snowy Pisswyrm Partner

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858159&mc=121&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898249)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:54 PM
Author: Slate passionate space goal in life

B+

Not too many problems but too much short hand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898274)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: flesh underhanded haunted graveyard shrine

this thread is a disaster, I give it a D- *AT BEST*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898280)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Slate passionate space goal in life

(Guy who flunked EN101 because he couldn't construct TOPIC SENTENCES and form a scholarly argumentative essay)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898293)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: flesh underhanded haunted graveyard shrine

(guy who thinks P=TS+E constitutes winning writing)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898298)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Slate passionate space goal in life

I am an adjunct professor at a right to try school. I teach by the book and collect a check tyvm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898328)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: histrionic field

you don't do shit, you faggot bitch ass queer gayboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898330)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: flesh underhanded haunted graveyard shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898354)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:59 PM
Author: laughsome ebony stead laser beams

This thread = TRASH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898438)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Pontificating plaza gaping

https://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=799345&forum_id=2#9632483

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898856)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 6:36 PM
Author: stimulating corn cake

This is my greatest work

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755145&mc=1&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898870)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Diverse striped hyena pistol

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4721022&mc=80&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868673&forum_id=2…id#49898888)