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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fb...
Galvanic foreskin
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
unhinged wonderful associate
  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
Galvanic foreskin
  04/14/22
...
Maize laser beams halford
  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
Black abode
  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
Galvanic foreskin
  04/14/22
...
Black abode
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
Brass Liquid Oxygen School Cafeteria
  04/14/22
...
Hot Claret Toilet Seat
  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
mint field
  04/27/24
lol
potluck
  07/23/26
...
Galvanic foreskin
  04/28/22
...
Galvanic foreskin
  07/04/23
...
Hot Claret Toilet Seat
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
marvelous crusty reading party
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
turquoise space pervert
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
Galvanic foreskin
  04/27/24
?
turquoise space pervert
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
Galvanic foreskin
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
turquoise space pervert
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
Galvanic foreskin
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
turquoise space pervert
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
Floppy Narrow-minded Parlour
  04/27/24
Georgia?
turquoise space pervert
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
Floppy Narrow-minded Parlour
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
Cocky institution coffee pot
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
Curious Travel Guidebook Public Bath
  10/14/24
Dat Lake Forest
Spectacular stead
  04/24/26
...
apoplectic embarrassed to the bone community account native
  04/27/24
180
Ruddy nibblets orchestra pit
  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
mint field
  04/27/24
Honk honk
Ruddy nibblets orchestra pit
  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
Floppy Narrow-minded Parlour
  04/27/24
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Contagious self-centered party of the first part
  04/27/24
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apoplectic embarrassed to the bone community account native
  10/08/24
...
fuchsia glittery turdskin
  10/08/24
...
orchid provocative people who are hurt
  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
impertinent silver volcanic crater business firm
  06/06/24
...
Aquamarine Vivacious Jap
  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
irradiated vermilion corn cake national
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
crystalline center striped hyena
  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
irradiated vermilion corn cake national
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
crystalline center striped hyena
  06/06/24
...
Wine crackhouse sneaky criminal
  04/24/26
...
fuchsia glittery turdskin
  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
Galvanic foreskin
  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
Galvanic foreskin
  09/14/25
...
indecent senate
  03/31/26
flame?
obsidian appetizing locus
  04/01/26
This was 100% not flame
Galvanic foreskin
  04/24/26
How long will he be locked up?
Iridescent old irish cottage
  04/24/26
trump will pardon him
flirting cuckold
  04/24/26
If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.
Iridescent old irish cottage
  04/24/26
actually not fIame
yellow heaven headpube
  04/24/26
...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/22/26
I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept ...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from th...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I do...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
...
potluck
  07/23/26
...
Wine crackhouse sneaky criminal
  04/25/26
"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De...
femgooner meta scientist
  07/23/26
RIP
gaetan dugas
  07/23/26


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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: Galvanic foreskin

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: unhinged wonderful associate

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: Galvanic foreskin

Did this guy play college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: Maize laser beams halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#48176067)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: Black abode

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: Galvanic foreskin

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: Black abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: Brass Liquid Oxygen School Cafeteria

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: Hot Claret Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47724566)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: mint field

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47613739)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: potluck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#50020950)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: Galvanic foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#44418035)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: Galvanic foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: Hot Claret Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: marvelous crusty reading party

whoever that is, sad outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: turquoise space pervert

LJL at MDH being 41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Galvanic foreskin

This was 100% MDH by the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: turquoise space pervert

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Galvanic foreskin

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: turquoise space pervert

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: Galvanic foreskin

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: turquoise space pervert

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: Floppy Narrow-minded Parlour

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: turquoise space pervert

Georgia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: Floppy Narrow-minded Parlour

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Cocky institution coffee pot

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: Curious Travel Guidebook Public Bath

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#48198616)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Spectacular stead

Dat Lake Forest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#49840452)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: apoplectic embarrassed to the bone community account native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47613788)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: Ruddy nibblets orchestra pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47613801)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: mint field

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

****

lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Ruddy nibblets orchestra pit

Honk honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: Floppy Narrow-minded Parlour

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: Contagious self-centered party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: apoplectic embarrassed to the bone community account native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: fuchsia glittery turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: orchid provocative people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#48344700)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: impertinent silver volcanic crater business firm

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: Aquamarine Vivacious Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: irradiated vermilion corn cake national

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: crystalline center striped hyena

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: irradiated vermilion corn cake national

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: crystalline center striped hyena

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47724661)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Wine crackhouse sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#49840473)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: fuchsia glittery turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: Galvanic foreskin

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Galvanic foreskin

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: indecent senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#49784228)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: obsidian appetizing locus

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#49785594)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: Galvanic foreskin

This was 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#49840109)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Iridescent old irish cottage

How long will he be locked up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#49840468)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: flirting cuckold

trump will pardon him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#49840478)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Iridescent old irish cottage

If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#49840482)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: yellow heaven headpube

actually not fIame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#49840464)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#50018265)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept reading it all I could think was oh shit this is definitely MDH. And it was him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#50020645)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from this thread, but i wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#50020842)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I don’t need any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#50020851)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda like shortporch, i don't think we ever got full confirmation of that, but he was the prof who got kilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#50020858)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#50020951)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: Wine crackhouse sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#49841414)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: femgooner meta scientist

"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables but his note confused the teller, who “glanced at the note and, without realizing its true meaning, asked (Honaker) to fill out a withdrawal slip first because she needed an account number.” Honaker complied and wrote on the withdrawal slip, “read the note,” which asked for all $100s, $50s and $20s. The teller told Honaker, “The bank kept its cash in counting machines” so she couldn’t give him what he wanted, the complaint said. He left."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#50020953)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#50021007)