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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
outnumbered irradiated incel
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Talented black woman
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Excitant messiness
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
chartreuse titillating marketing idea
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Internet-worthy floppy theater keepsake machete
  08/30/25
...
sooty french chef whorehouse
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Sapphire Stimulating Theater Stage Cuckold
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
canary stain principal's office
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
outnumbered irradiated incel
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
canary stain principal's office
  08/31/25
...
Aqua contagious circlehead nibblets
  08/31/25
https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garr...
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Excitant messiness
  08/31/25
delusional take
Aqua contagious circlehead nibblets
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Excitant messiness
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
ivory galvanic tank
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Excitant messiness
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
marvelous chapel
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Excitant messiness
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
outnumbered irradiated incel
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Excitant messiness
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
outnumbered irradiated incel
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
marvelous chapel
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Excitant messiness
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Excitant messiness
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Excitant messiness
  09/03/25
List of every grand slam semifinalist since this thread was ...
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
marvelous chapel
  09/05/25
...
Excitant messiness
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
swashbuckling gas station
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
marvelous chapel
  09/05/25
...
Excitant messiness
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Excitant messiness
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
marvelous chapel
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
outnumbered irradiated incel
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
cerise psychic
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Excitant messiness
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
cerise psychic
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Excitant messiness
  09/05/25
Kenny
marvelous chapel
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
outnumbered irradiated incel
  09/06/25
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offensive boyish stage
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Excitant messiness
  09/06/25
...
offensive boyish stage
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
outnumbered irradiated incel
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Excitant messiness
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
elite exhilarant point chad
  09/07/25
Explain
outnumbered irradiated incel
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
red nubile spot
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
outnumbered irradiated incel
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Excitant messiness
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
outnumbered irradiated incel
  09/07/25
...
ivory galvanic tank
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Excitant messiness
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Excitant messiness
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Excitant messiness
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Excitant messiness
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Excitant messiness
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Excitant messiness
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
Excitant messiness
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
marvelous chapel
  01/18/26
...
Excitant messiness
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
impertinent dragon
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
Excitant messiness
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
Excitant messiness
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
Excitant messiness
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
Excitant messiness
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
Excitant messiness
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
outnumbered irradiated incel
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
Excitant messiness
  01/31/26
Sinner lost
outnumbered irradiated incel
  02/01/26
🇮🇹 Jannik Sinner & 🇪🇸 Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
Excitant messiness
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
Excitant messiness
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
Excitant messiness
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
aromatic puce dog poop
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
Excitant messiness
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
Excitant messiness
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
Excitant messiness
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
marvelous chapel
  05/28/26
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Excitant messiness
  05/28/26
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outnumbered irradiated incel
  06/07/26
Bump for parity
marvelous chapel
  07/12/26
...
Excitant messiness
  07/12/26
Sinner is going to creampie.
Aphrodisiac greedy temple goyim
  07/12/26
Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a ...
marvelous chapel
  07/13/26
OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in h...
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  09/09/26
OP wrecked everyone itt
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26
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  09/09/26
Can't believe Alcatraz lost and now it's going to be all bla...
The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT
  09/09/26
https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garr...
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: outnumbered irradiated incel

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Talented black woman

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Excitant messiness

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: chartreuse titillating marketing idea

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Internet-worthy floppy theater keepsake machete

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: sooty french chef whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Sapphire Stimulating Theater Stage Cuckold

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: canary stain principal's office

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: outnumbered irradiated incel

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: canary stain principal's office

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Aqua contagious circlehead nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49225821)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garros-2026-thursday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#50125880)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Excitant messiness

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Aqua contagious circlehead nibblets

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Excitant messiness

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: ivory galvanic tank

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Excitant messiness

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: marvelous chapel

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Excitant messiness

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: outnumbered irradiated incel

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Excitant messiness

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: outnumbered irradiated incel

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: marvelous chapel

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Excitant messiness

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Excitant messiness

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Excitant messiness

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49234977)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

List of every grand slam semifinalist since this thread was made

Alcaraz, Carlos

Arnaldi, Matteo

Auger-Aliassime, Félix

Cobolli, Flavio

Djokovic, Novak

Fery, Arthur

Khachanov, Karen

Menšík, Jakub

Shelton, Ben

Sinner, Jannik

Tiafoe, Frances

Zverev, Alexander

Add Taylor Fritz and Lorenzo Musetti if you go back to May 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#50125851)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: marvelous chapel

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Excitant messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: swashbuckling gas station

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: marvelous chapel

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Excitant messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Excitant messiness

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: marvelous chapel

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: outnumbered irradiated incel

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: cerise psychic

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Excitant messiness

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: cerise psychic

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Excitant messiness

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: marvelous chapel

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: outnumbered irradiated incel

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: offensive boyish stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Excitant messiness

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: offensive boyish stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: outnumbered irradiated incel

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Excitant messiness

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: elite exhilarant point chad

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: outnumbered irradiated incel

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: red nubile spot

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: outnumbered irradiated incel

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Excitant messiness

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: outnumbered irradiated incel

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: ivory galvanic tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Excitant messiness

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Excitant messiness

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Excitant messiness

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Excitant messiness

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Excitant messiness

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Excitant messiness

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Excitant messiness

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: marvelous chapel

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Excitant messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: impertinent dragon

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Excitant messiness

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Excitant messiness

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: Excitant messiness

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Excitant messiness

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Excitant messiness

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: outnumbered irradiated incel

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Excitant messiness

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: outnumbered irradiated incel

Sinner lost

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Excitant messiness

🇮🇹 Jannik Sinner & 🇪🇸 Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last 𝟏𝟖 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 in which both were in the draw

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑀𝑎𝑑𝑟𝑖𝑑 2024, 𝑤𝑜𝑛 𝑏𝑦 𝐴𝑛𝑑𝑟𝑒𝑦 𝑅𝑢𝑏𝑙𝑒𝑣

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: Excitant messiness

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Excitant messiness

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: aromatic puce dog poop

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Excitant messiness

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: Excitant messiness

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Excitant messiness

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: marvelous chapel

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: Excitant messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: outnumbered irradiated incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49919996)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:45 AM
Author: marvelous chapel

Bump for parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49994012)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: Excitant messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49994028)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac greedy temple goyim

Sinner is going to creampie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49994053)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: marvelous chapel

Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a balanced breakfast of eggs, whole-grain bread or toast, Greek yogurt with fresh fruit and whole-grain cereal, and honey or jam. This combination provides the lean protein and complex carbohydrates needed for sustained energy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#49996110)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 7:34 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in his paella to lose to bbc ben in a 5th set breaker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#50124214)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

OP wrecked everyone itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#50124485)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#50124653)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT

Can't believe Alcatraz lost and now it's going to be all blacks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#50124663)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 10:46 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garros-2026-thursday

Bros, this article literally says that the #1 player lost to #56 because he got tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2…id#50126050)