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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
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superior anglo culture
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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
iridescent odious location double fault
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
iridescent odious location double fault
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
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yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
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"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
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Shipley the dog tp
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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His moniker?
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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But she was old enough in dog years!
Cruel-hearted Blood Rage Boltzmann
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So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Mauve swashbuckling dysfunction
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I thought this was America
Cruel-hearted Blood Rage Boltzmann
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
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man's BEST friend
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
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Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
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all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
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why does every room look so fucking tiny
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
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lol
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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Shipley was asking for it.
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Henna institution masturbator

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: iridescent odious location double fault

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: iridescent odious location double fault

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: iridescent odious location double fault

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: iridescent odious location double fault

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: iridescent odious location double fault

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: iridescent odious location double fault

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: iridescent odious location double fault

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: iridescent odious location double fault

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: iridescent odious location double fault

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: nyuug

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#50050522)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: iridescent odious location double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: iridescent odious location double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: iridescent odious location double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: iridescent odious location double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: iridescent odious location double fault



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: iridescent odious location double fault



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: iridescent odious location double fault



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: iridescent odious location double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: iridescent odious location double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: iridescent odious location double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: iridescent odious location double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: iridescent odious location double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: iridescent odious location double fault



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Henna institution masturbator

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Henna institution masturbator

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: arousing slate bawdyhouse

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Henna institution masturbator

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Henna institution masturbator

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Mauve swashbuckling dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: cowardly garnet sandwich

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Henna institution masturbator

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Blood Rage Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: mewling razzle hunting ground



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Unholy incel business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Supple crawly philosopher-king set



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Milky pisswyrm

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Topaz hairraiser gas station hissy fit

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Blood Rage Boltzmann

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Chartreuse gaped hall fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Blood Rage Boltzmann

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Mauve swashbuckling dysfunction

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Blood Rage Boltzmann

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good ticket booth

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Henna institution masturbator

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Sick Cuck

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Erotic racy tank legal warrant

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Unholy incel business firm

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Henna institution masturbator

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Milky pisswyrm

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: narrow-minded violet university legend

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Henna institution masturbator

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Unholy incel business firm

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Topaz hairraiser gas station hissy fit

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: arousing slate bawdyhouse

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Henna institution masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Amethyst Jew

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Henna institution masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Henna institution masturbator

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: floppy point

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Mauve swashbuckling dysfunction

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Dun Address

mods

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Geriatric arrogant goal in life associate

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Salmon generalized bond

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Geriatric arrogant goal in life associate

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Salmon generalized bond

Amazing 🐶

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: thriller deer antler gaping

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Geriatric arrogant goal in life associate

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Cracking bespoke stead

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Henna institution masturbator

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: arousing slate bawdyhouse

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Amethyst Jew

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: sepia stirring depressive

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Henna institution masturbator

Apparently he was banging hookers too

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: sepia stirring depressive

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Henna institution masturbator

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: sepia stirring depressive

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Titillating magenta church degenerate

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Henna institution masturbator

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Henna institution masturbator

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Henna institution masturbator

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Henna institution masturbator

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: cerebral mahogany shrine

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Henna institution masturbator

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: sepia stirring depressive

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Aquamarine Diverse Senate

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Tripping Toilet Seat Stage

Killself seems appropriate

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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Aqua house

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Henna institution masturbator

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Milky pisswyrm

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Mauve swashbuckling dysfunction

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy persian

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2…id#49899877)