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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: deep lascivious old irish cottage http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: deep lascivious old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2…id#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: deep lascivious old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2…id#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: Avocado hall lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2…id#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: Plum Wild Death Wish What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2…id#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: beady-eyed affirmative action private investor http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2…id#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: big startling legend dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2…id#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: histrionic dark business firm Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2…id#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: big startling legend cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2…id#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: jet-lagged lay patrolman "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: maroon public bath It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2…id#46312473) |
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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:36 PM Author: Mega Feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2…id#50107964) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: deep lascivious old irish cottage Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: Brilliant weed whacker tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2…id#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: Talented spruce location filthpig 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2…id#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: Startled gas station awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2…id#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: Magenta piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2…id#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: Burgundy mind-boggling range degenerate these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: trip property tattoo Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: Mahogany base 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2…id#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: concupiscible self-absorbed headpube institution You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2…id#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: filthy plaza digit ratio lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2…id#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: Learning Disabled University (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2…id#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: Learning Disabled University (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2…id#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: adventurous dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2…id#49639607) |