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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: erotic pocket flask



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: White abode party of the first part

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: erotic pocket flask

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: erotic pocket flask



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: erotic pocket flask



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: erotic pocket flask



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Milky main people library



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: erotic pocket flask



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: federal mustard nursing home useless brakes

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: orchid histrionic parlor

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: erotic pocket flask

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: erotic pocket flask



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: erotic pocket flask



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: erotic pocket flask



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: excitant smoky location

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: erotic pocket flask

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: erotic pocket flask



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: erotic pocket flask



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Cracking spruce keepsake machete prole



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: erotic pocket flask



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: erotic pocket flask

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: erotic pocket flask



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: erotic pocket flask

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: excitant smoky location



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: erotic pocket flask

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Crawly School Old Irish Cottage



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: territorial comical forum



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Hyperactive Psychic Stage

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: erotic pocket flask

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Hyperactive Psychic Stage

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: erotic pocket flask

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: emerald church



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Charcoal Contagious Chapel



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: erotic pocket flask



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: erotic pocket flask



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: big nowag heaven

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: erotic pocket flask

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Galvanic amber school cafeteria

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: erotic pocket flask

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: erotic pocket flask



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: erotic pocket flask



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: erotic pocket flask



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Infuriating foreskin step-uncle's house

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: erotic pocket flask

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: spectacular goal in life

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Galvanic amber school cafeteria

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: erotic pocket flask



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: erotic pocket flask



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: erotic pocket flask



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: erotic pocket flask



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Poppy Immigrant

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: erotic pocket flask



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: erotic pocket flask

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: erotic pocket flask

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Milky main people library



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: erotic pocket flask



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: erotic pocket flask



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: erotic pocket flask



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: erotic pocket flask



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: erotic pocket flask



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Trip antidepressant drug

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: erotic pocket flask

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: erotic pocket flask



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: erotic pocket flask



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Poppy Immigrant



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: erotic pocket flask



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Poppy Immigrant



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: erotic pocket flask



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: erotic pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: erotic pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: erotic pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: erotic pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: erotic pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Henna area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: erotic pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: tantric tanning salon preventive strike

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: erotic pocket flask

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: tantric tanning salon preventive strike

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: erotic pocket flask

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: tantric tanning salon preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: erotic pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: erotic pocket flask

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: tantric tanning salon preventive strike

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: erotic pocket flask

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: erotic pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: erotic pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Cowardly black mental disorder multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: erotic pocket flask

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: erotic pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: erotic pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: erotic pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: erotic pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: erotic pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: erotic pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: erotic pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Hyperactive Psychic Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: erotic pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Avocado talented blood rage sweet tailpipe

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: erotic pocket flask

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Avocado talented blood rage sweet tailpipe

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: erotic pocket flask

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Avocado talented blood rage sweet tailpipe

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: erotic pocket flask

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Nighttime hairy legs sound barrier

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: erotic pocket flask

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: erotic pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: erotic pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: erotic pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: erotic pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: erotic pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49763415)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: erotic pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49776406)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: erotic pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49911902)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 8:24 PM
Author: erotic pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2…id#49924038)