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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fb...
stubborn pocket flask
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
Cyan Ladyboy
  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
stubborn pocket flask
  04/14/22
...
Rough-skinned legend
  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
shaky dilemma
  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
stubborn pocket flask
  04/14/22
...
shaky dilemma
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
Mauve beady-eyed chapel
  04/14/22
...
Exhilarant useless native sweet tailpipe
  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
pale rigpig
  04/27/24
lol
shaky dilemma
  07/23/26
...
stubborn pocket flask
  04/28/22
...
stubborn pocket flask
  07/04/23
...
Exhilarant useless native sweet tailpipe
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
Buck-toothed startling spot
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
Pontificating iridescent tank
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
stubborn pocket flask
  04/27/24
?
Pontificating iridescent tank
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
stubborn pocket flask
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
Pontificating iridescent tank
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
stubborn pocket flask
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
Pontificating iridescent tank
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
aqua floppy wrinkle point
  04/27/24
Georgia?
Pontificating iridescent tank
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
aqua floppy wrinkle point
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
Medicated irradiated public bath
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
Boyish mentally impaired area mother
  10/14/24
Dat Lake Forest
maniacal garrison
  04/24/26
...
pearl property jewess
  04/27/24
180
rose dashing abode partner
  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
pale rigpig
  04/27/24
Honk honk
rose dashing abode partner
  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
aqua floppy wrinkle point
  04/27/24
...
Orchid alcoholic market prole
  04/27/24
...
pearl property jewess
  10/08/24
...
Overrated Mad-dog Skullcap Incel
  10/08/24
...
Costumed range knife
  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
mind-boggling macaca karate
  06/06/24
...
opaque international law enforcement agency parlour
  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
stimulating confused hell weed whacker
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
Primrose fragrant heaven party of the first part
  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
stimulating confused hell weed whacker
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
Primrose fragrant heaven party of the first part
  06/06/24
...
Charismatic infuriating headpube shrine
  04/24/26
...
Overrated Mad-dog Skullcap Incel
  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
stubborn pocket flask
  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
stubborn pocket flask
  09/14/25
...
Brilliant supple space
  03/31/26
flame?
Cerebral sticky resort
  04/01/26
This was 100% not flame
stubborn pocket flask
  04/24/26
How long will he be locked up?
racy embarrassed to the bone community account step-uncle's house
  04/24/26
trump will pardon him
twinkling faggotry theater
  04/24/26
If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.
racy embarrassed to the bone community account step-uncle's house
  04/24/26
actually not fIame
Fuchsia rehab
  04/24/26
...
Gold Pistol Indirect Expression
  07/22/26
I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept ...
stubborn pocket flask
  07/23/26
was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from th...
Gold Pistol Indirect Expression
  07/23/26
I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I do...
stubborn pocket flask
  07/23/26
what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda...
Gold Pistol Indirect Expression
  07/23/26
...
shaky dilemma
  07/23/26
...
Charismatic infuriating headpube shrine
  04/25/26
"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De...
Trip trailer park
  07/23/26
RIP
twinkling faggotry theater
  07/23/26


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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: stubborn pocket flask

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: Cyan Ladyboy

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: stubborn pocket flask

Did this guy play college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: Rough-skinned legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#48176067)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: shaky dilemma

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: stubborn pocket flask

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: shaky dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: Mauve beady-eyed chapel

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: Exhilarant useless native sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47724566)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: pale rigpig

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47613739)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: shaky dilemma

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#50020950)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: stubborn pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#44418035)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: stubborn pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: Exhilarant useless native sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: Buck-toothed startling spot

whoever that is, sad outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Pontificating iridescent tank

LJL at MDH being 41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: stubborn pocket flask

This was 100% MDH by the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: Pontificating iridescent tank

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: stubborn pocket flask

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: Pontificating iridescent tank

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: stubborn pocket flask

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Pontificating iridescent tank

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: aqua floppy wrinkle point

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Pontificating iridescent tank

Georgia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: aqua floppy wrinkle point

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Medicated irradiated public bath

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: Boyish mentally impaired area mother

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#48198616)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: maniacal garrison

Dat Lake Forest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#49840452)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: pearl property jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47613788)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: rose dashing abode partner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47613801)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: pale rigpig

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

****

lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: rose dashing abode partner

Honk honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: aqua floppy wrinkle point

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: Orchid alcoholic market prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: pearl property jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: Overrated Mad-dog Skullcap Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: Costumed range knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#48344700)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: mind-boggling macaca karate

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: opaque international law enforcement agency parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: stimulating confused hell weed whacker

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: Primrose fragrant heaven party of the first part

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: stimulating confused hell weed whacker

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: Primrose fragrant heaven party of the first part

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#47724661)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Charismatic infuriating headpube shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#49840473)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: Overrated Mad-dog Skullcap Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: stubborn pocket flask

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: stubborn pocket flask

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Brilliant supple space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#49784228)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Cerebral sticky resort

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#49785594)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: stubborn pocket flask

This was 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#49840109)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: racy embarrassed to the bone community account step-uncle's house

How long will he be locked up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#49840468)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: twinkling faggotry theater

trump will pardon him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#49840478)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: racy embarrassed to the bone community account step-uncle's house

If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#49840482)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: Fuchsia rehab

actually not fIame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#49840464)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Gold Pistol Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#50018265)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: stubborn pocket flask

I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept reading it all I could think was oh shit this is definitely MDH. And it was him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#50020645)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Gold Pistol Indirect Expression

was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from this thread, but i wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#50020842)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: stubborn pocket flask

I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I don’t need any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#50020851)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: Gold Pistol Indirect Expression

what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda like shortporch, i don't think we ever got full confirmation of that, but he was the prof who got kilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#50020858)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: shaky dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#50020951)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: Charismatic infuriating headpube shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#49841414)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: Trip trailer park

"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables but his note confused the teller, who “glanced at the note and, without realizing its true meaning, asked (Honaker) to fill out a withdrawal slip first because she needed an account number.” Honaker complied and wrote on the withdrawal slip, “read the note,” which asked for all $100s, $50s and $20s. The teller told Honaker, “The bank kept its cash in counting machines” so she couldn’t give him what he wanted, the complaint said. He left."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#50020953)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: twinkling faggotry theater

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2…id#50021007)